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@itsonlybrad.bsky.social
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I’m Brad. I’m a nerd. I work in infosec but the kitchen is my happy place. Meme enjoyer, movie buff, quiet diva.

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itsonlybrad @itsonlybrad.bsky.social · 3h
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Homer Simpson: Time For Chili
Alt: gif of Homer Simpson pointing to his hat which reads "Time For Chili"
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Cameron Lauder @unarmedoracle.bsky.social · 16h
Verhoeven really saw things with perfect clarity
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Mike Lacher @mikelacher.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
i rebooted minesweeper as a AAA shooter. loot boxes coming soon minesweeper.mikelacher.com
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itsonlybrad @itsonlybrad.bsky.social · 4h
Nice aesthetic but you know the cassette mech is just gonna be trash
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 5h
HOW DARE
A jeopardy question: "pedants argue about whether this verb should be used as a synonym of its 7-letter dictionary neighbor compose."

The answer is comprise, which I was complaining about pedantically in the post to which Ken Jennings made the below reply.
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itsonlybrad @itsonlybrad.bsky.social · 5h
'Everyone is 12 now' theory continues to reign supreme
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max power 🌌 @sneptech.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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itsonlybrad @itsonlybrad.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Watch out @williamturton.bsky.social Susan Collins is trying to destroy you with her telekinetic powers!
Screenshot of a YouTube video "We Uncovered Bribery Allegations Against Susan Collins" by ProPublica with 382K views posted 4 days ago. The video thumbnail is a collage depicting ProPublica reporter  @williamturton.bsky.social from the waist up on one side and a closeup headshot of Susan Collins on the other. Collins has a stern look on her face as she is reaching up to her head with one hand.
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itsonlybrad @itsonlybrad.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Real "but you *have* heard of me" energy
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bakoon @bakoon.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
the ghost of ronald reagan has been trapped inside the official sonic the hedgehog discord channel via a spell circle around his gravesite
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itsonlybrad @itsonlybrad.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Another example of legitimately funny crimes shouldn't be punished
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itsonlybrad @itsonlybrad.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
French officials on Tuesday continued their centuries-long battle to preserve the purity of the language, updating the rule on tech jargon. While some expressions find obvious translations as with 'le machine learning', others seem a more strained. AI is now 'raisonnement statistique de la baguette'
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Family Feud for Super Nintendo @familyfeudsnes.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Family Feud, SNES (1993)

Q - NAME A FOOD YOU CRAVE ONCE A WEEK.

A - SEVEN HOT DOGS
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Steve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 05/10/2026
[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!
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Knobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of Many
Auto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back.
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itsonlybrad @itsonlybrad.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Shinji Chair meme, or Shinji in a Chair is a meme originating from the anime television series Neon Genesis Evangelion of the character Shinji sitting in a folding chair, head dropped and buried in his hands. The specific shot of Shinji comes from episode 25 of Neon Genesis Evangelion and has been used as a pop culture reference, a template for memes ever since the image first circulated in the late 2010s.
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Elizabeth Anne, PhD @lacksauthority.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
never the wrong time for this classic
Screenshot of a tweet by @RobbtKraft reading “scientist: "does everyone here know what Watson and Crick discovered?" 
me from back of room: "Rosalind Franklin's notes"”
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itsonlybrad @itsonlybrad.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Ehhhhhh EHHHHHHHHHHHH
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NSG's Gallery @nsgsgallery.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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ADHD Memes @adhdforreal.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Adam @arbiterw.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
i think my favourite part of this clip is they don't specify which member
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Team Ilhan @teamilhan.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Deal with it. 🕶️
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Media in my Downloads folder :steamhappy: @furry-hater.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
God this shit was cool as fuck
Still from the movie Jurassic Park showing a raptor with genetic code projected onto it
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itsonlybrad @itsonlybrad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The only thing worse than this is Boston Dynamics and their stupid robot “dog”
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itsonlybrad @itsonlybrad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Great piece. So much nuance that just gets completely lost in the cacophony of social media discourse.
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SoldierExclipse || 18+ Illustration @soldierexclipse.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
this is no longer a joke
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Hannah Shelley, MLIS (Maggots, Lycanthropes & Ice Skeletons) @hannahshelley.site · 02/10/2026
Please stop anthropomorphizing computers. They cannot "run" a program, because they don't have legs
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itsonlybrad @itsonlybrad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I want corners so sharp I could cut myself
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Action Shakespeare 🐙🤤 @thatgalinthehat.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Environmental storytelling at the elementary school
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itsonlybrad @itsonlybrad.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
I want to go to there
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itsonlybrad @itsonlybrad.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
And gems in this genre you'd recommend?
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A.J. Petix @ajpetix.com · 01/10/2026
Steam fall sale got me like
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Chrisley Knows Best: All The Money Just Poof
ALT: Chrisley Knows Best: All The Money Just Poof
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itsonlybrad @itsonlybrad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Ironically you need a good paying job to afford Lego
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Theo Priestley @theopriestley.net · 29/09/2026
Every AI CEO sounds like this.
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Amy @lolennui.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Peter Thiel coming home from the office and cracking open a new blood boy with his teeth like an otter pop
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itsonlybrad @itsonlybrad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It's a winemaking term that doesn't mean what you might think en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Orange_...
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Orange wine - Wikipedia
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itsonlybrad @itsonlybrad.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Real geniuses over at the Mars Inc marketing department
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popagenda @popagenda.co · 29/09/2026
TOEM 2 is out on Steam, PS5, & Switch 1/2 Screen Rant - 9/10 GamesRadar+ - 4.5/5 The Mirror - 5/5 "There are TOEMS everywhere for those with the eyes to see them"- Reb Valentine, Kotaku We are immensely proud to co-publish this sequel to TOEM. We hope this adventure brings a smile to your face! 🙂
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itsonlybrad @itsonlybrad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
No other way I can imagine the world existing says CEO of Torment Nexus
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 29/09/2026
i think this is ok to do
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NosferaPru @prufrockluvsong.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Please stop calling me on my phone that's not what it's for
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 28/09/2026
Forgot I took a photo of the good sonic ice cream grafitti in the neighborhood
Spray painted block letters in teal and yellow say LE CH with a melty sonic ice cream pop in the middle, to possibly spell leach, with a pink ice cream cone to the right. The sonic pop has green gumball eyes and is dripping in various places.
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Nikki M @powderedsugarbear.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
You have been blessed by the friend onion :).
A clear container with fried onions in it the sign says "friend onion".
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Berry 🍇 @nyamukoneko.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
namco museum 2
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wern 🏳️‍⚧️⨂ @wernmoment.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
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John Carpenter's Corey Beckner @captaincorey.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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Eli Mallon @iame.li · 26/09/2026
Big Walk 12-player speedrun at 11am today and omfg they've been going so hard on the routing, look at this
big walk map with lines everywhere
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Getlucky12341 @getlucky12341.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
They literally allow wanted criminals at Universal Studios
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