iiinova — where your digital self keeps evolving

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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/10/2026

Tips For Increasing Your Fiber Intake theonion.com/tips-for-increasing-yo…

Toast white bread to convert it to brown, fiber-packed wheat bread.

Incorporate eating a can of beans into your shower routine.

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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026

Recipe Passed Down From Grandma Gussied Up To Be Less Poor theonion.com/recipe-passed-down-fro…

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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026

Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s…

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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Take up smoking like a real man.

A person wearing glasses holds an oversized cigarette in front of their face. Above them, text reads "Cigarettes for Men™." At the bottom, additional text states 20 inches, 8 ounces.

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Jorsh @itsjorsh.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Why is the entire leadership at Bluesky just the fucking worst

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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 17/09/2026

so the official bluesky policy position is that you can't tell someone to kill themselves but you can tell a protected minority category that you hope that state kills them. Am i getting that right.

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Verdant Lens @verdantlens.bsky.social · 14/09/2026

Commission piece 🦴

Queerart digital illustration of a man in a pup mask with a chain trailing behind him

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Weird Spy Satellite @weirdsatellite.bsky.social · 16/09/2026

OSINT #63457 from GPS III-SV05 (UNCLASSIFIED) 1. Relatable Shit 2. A Taxpayer 3. Bullshit Kennel

Aerial satellite photo labelled in bright yellow letters:

1. Relatable Shit
2. A Taxpayer
3. Bullshit Kennel

Actual coordinates: 42.1805° N, 109.4546° W

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Jorsh @itsjorsh.bsky.social · 10/09/2026

If only Douglas Adams had lived to see about half a dozen iterations of the Sirius Cybernetics Corporation become some of the most powerful and highly valued companies in the world

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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 08/09/2026

You asked, we answered: Now in more colorways!

A group of four cats sitting inside a cardboard box labeled "CATS FOR MEN." The background features a dark, blurred forest. The text at the top reads "CATS FOR MEN," and at the bottom, it states "NEW MASCULINE COLORS FOR MASCULINE MEN."

An orange cat with white paws is sitting against a dark, forested background. The text reads "CATS FOR MEN" at the top and "ORANGE WITH LITTLE WHITE SOCKS FOR THE ORANGE MAN WITH WHITE SOCKS" at the bottom.

A cat with a striped coat is sitting against a background of dark, blurry trees. The text reads "CATS FOR MEN" at the top and "DESERT CAMO FOR THE CUNNING STRATEGIST" at the bottom.

A dark-furred cat sits in a shadowy forest. The text reads, "CATS FOR MEN. Midnight Black. For the nocturnal soldier.

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𝕯𝖆𝖓🍂🎃🕸️ @arepublic86.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

Charlotte Wainwright restoring and saving old/ancient books. www.wainwrightbookbinding.com

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Jorsh @itsjorsh.bsky.social · 05/09/2026

I’m Josh and I’m a nurse in Baltimore with two lovely cats. In the live recording of 10,000 Maniacs singing “Because the Night” for MTV Unplugged, the moment when Natalie Merchant’s voice breaks while singing “take me now” is exquisite.

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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 05/09/2026

Damn she looks awful these days

A big ghost decoration in a box that just says Martha Stewart

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Jorsh @itsjorsh.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

If billionaires were mostly doing shit like this maybe I could argue for their continued existence

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The Verge @theverge.com · 02/09/2026

As a new Harry Potter trailer makes the rounds, it bears repeating that there’s no way to watch this show without supporting J.K. Rowling’s bigotry and the structural violence she’s inflicting on the trans community.

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There is no ethical consumption of HBO’s Harry Potter series

You can’t without supporting Rowling’s transphobic bigotry.

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Mike Fragassi @refrag.bsky.social · 03/09/2026

This is your regular reminder that Politico is owned by the German equivalent of Rupert Murdoch. They are every bit as much the Enemy as Fox News is, they just hide it better.

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IKEA Lesbian @nullzone.bsky.social · 02/09/2026

Dan Flashes is antifa now

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The Onion @theonion.com · 31/08/2026

The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Larry Ellison theonion.com/the-onions-exclusive-i…

How does it feel to have dropped from the second- to the eighth-richest person in the world in only two months?

I don’t do this for the money. I do it to hurt as many people as possible.

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Jorsh @itsjorsh.bsky.social · 28/08/2026

I wish TV wasn’t computer

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amy brown 👻 @amybrown.xyz · 27/08/2026

did bluesky hear about Miss Teen Indiana’s Garfield costume

A young woman in a Garfield inspired outfit with a Garfield headdress

The young woman from the first photo is holding a lasagna that says “lasagna my love language”

missinteenusa Tonight, Indiana is going Garfield!
My state costume celebrates one of Indiana's most iconic creations-Garfield, created by fellow Hoosier Jim Davis.
Born in Marion and raised in Fairmount, Davis turned an orange cat with a big personality into a character recognized and loved around the world.
But this costume represents more than a famous Hoosier.
The hand-painted comic panels on my skirt share messages inspired by my initiative, Captivating Confidence:
"Our differences are what make us beautiful."
"If we don't have love, we have nothing."
"Outer beauty attracts, but inner beauty captivates."
To me, true confidence is found in embracing what makes each of us different and recognizing that our greatest beauty comes from within. I am so excited to bring a little Hoosier humor, creativity and confidence to the Miss Teen USA stage tonight!
This one-of-a-kind costume was inspired by my vision and brought to life by Indianapolis-based costume designer, Jess West. @jesswestcostumes

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Jorsh @itsjorsh.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

Feels good to buy a game on steam solely because someone posted a review that has a bunch of transphobia in it. Spite-purchasing a game because it pissed off some shitty asshole, living that gay Scorpio lifestyle

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Jorsh @itsjorsh.bsky.social · 27/08/2026

My first Tim Curry exposure was almost certainly The Three Musketeers (1993). Cardinal Richelieu made me gay

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Derek Powazek @fraying.bsky.social · 21/08/2026

"AI" is a brand that is being actively marketed to us, shoved in existing apps, forced into use at work. So of course people use the term AI to complain about it. Nobody is talking about ML in science and research. When you "well actually" this, you're just being a useful idiot to billionaires.

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Jorsh @itsjorsh.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

So what’s the boring description of Megalopolis? @asterionhex.monster

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Jorsh @itsjorsh.bsky.social · 18/08/2026

Some people look for something

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Truckstop Vigilante @brenthor.bsky.social · 08/08/2023

Only the balls handjob

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Deus Hex Machina @asterionhex.monster · 14/08/2026

I was at the grocery store and was struck with the stupidest inspiration ever

fake retro-looking ad for tomantoes...the tomato for him

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Jorsh @itsjorsh.bsky.social · 06/08/2026

Riker googling: Bajoran pregnancy sneezes

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聖☆Alex Degen @adactivity.bsky.social · 01/08/2026

When the Siberian Bacteria with Stem Placenta Baby Drips $165,000 hits

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Jorsh @itsjorsh.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Functional: Seven of Nine, Una, O’Brien, Phlox, Troi Entertaining: Sisko, Riker, Reno, T’Ana, Mariner Dysfunctional: Kirk, Ransom, Rom, Khan, and no doctor

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🎃 Seasonal Creep 👻 @windingdot.bsky.social · 31/07/2026

Therapist: Mr. Ohio can’t hurt you, he’s not real Mr. Ohio:

Cartoon of a white Ohio with a man’s face and long skinny legs and arms and a cane

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Dr Jo Kershaw @mthrjo.bsky.social · 29/07/2026

Someone make that cat Provost of St Michael’s Cathedral in Hamburg. Incredibly strong Hanseatic energy.

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Jorsh @itsjorsh.bsky.social · 27/07/2026

It’s the Mondayest Monday

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Jorsh @itsjorsh.bsky.social · 26/07/2026

I enjoyed White Lotus but my favorite moments are the little bits where you get to know something deep and personal about the characters, like the bit where Valentina stops and feeds the kittens of Taormina.

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