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KITTEN ADOPTION KLAXON Gravy needs a home in the Baltimore/DC area ASAP, preferably one with other young cats. After the sudden death of her only sister, she really craves playtime with other kittens. Gravy is fully vaccinated and spayed, cuddly and playful, and learns what is ok and not ok fast.

gray kitten sleeping, curled into a cinnamon roll shape

gray kitten sitting on a wooden letter box, looking up expectantly

gray kitten lying on her back reaching her paws out to you

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Jorsh @itsjorsh.bsky.social · 13/10/2026

One of my favorites. I usually add a shit ton of fresh dill

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Jorsh @itsjorsh.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Sometimes Godfrey wanders around the house yelling, and I wonder sometimes if he’s still looking for Petra. I think he’s generally pretty happy but once in a while when he’s inconsolable I suspect it’s something like that.

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Jorsh @itsjorsh.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I still have two of the cats I shared with Petra, one is getting old and I don’t know how much time I have left with him. He was the one closest to her and very similarly to Garfield, he has clung to me ever since. All that to say, I’m feeling some feelings for & about you and your little man today.

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Ilhan Omar @ilhanmn.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

I’m ok. Make no mistake: this is an attempt to target political enemies and weaponize federal law enforcement. For ten years, Trump has targeted me with baseless lies and smear campaigns. This is just the latest escalation in his campaign of political intimidation. I will not be silenced.

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Jorsh @itsjorsh.bsky.social · 12/10/2026

Oh, I’m so sorry. I’m glad he had you and you had him.

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Joe @thethirdjoe.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

While Robert F. Kennedy Jr. is not truly venomous, scientists believe that he cultivates enough bacteria in his mouth to induce sepsis in prey that escapes after a bite

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Jorsh @itsjorsh.bsky.social · 11/10/2026

I hope there are after pics!

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Jorsh @itsjorsh.bsky.social · 10/10/2026

Quick someone put the infinity gauntlet on Jean-Luc

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Jorsh @itsjorsh.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

You can put the emphasis anywhere in this phrase

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Jorsh @itsjorsh.bsky.social · 09/10/2026

Singing the classic Whitney Houston song “I Wanna Meow With Some Kitty (Who Loves Me)” with Nona

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Jorsh @itsjorsh.bsky.social · 06/10/2026

It’s a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World

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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/10/2026

Studios Enter Bidding War Over Napkin Stephen King Wrote ‘Ghoul’ On theonion.com/studios-enter-bidding-…

Studios Enter Bidding War Over Napkin Stephen King Wrote ‘Ghoul’ On
Film Rights To Word Jotted Down Over Breakfast May Go For Record Sum

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Jorsh @itsjorsh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Infirmière, nurse, “infirmary person”

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Jorsh @itsjorsh.bsky.social · 04/10/2026

Can’t believe you went to Dave the Diver’s restaurant

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The Onion @theonion.com · 02/10/2026

Tips For Increasing Your Fiber Intake theonion.com/tips-for-increasing-yo…

Toast white bread to convert it to brown, fiber-packed wheat bread.

Incorporate eating a can of beans into your shower routine.

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Jorsh @itsjorsh.bsky.social · 02/10/2026

Is this Local 58 coming thru

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Jorsh @itsjorsh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026

I remember making my mom buy me a burpee because of Saturday morning cartoon commercials and being deeply underwhelmed

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The Onion @theonion.com · 25/09/2026

Recipe Passed Down From Grandma Gussied Up To Be Less Poor theonion.com/recipe-passed-down-fro…

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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026

Dog Can’t Believe Guy She Hooked Up With 10 Years Ago Now Head Of FBI theonion.com/dog-cant-believe-guy-s…

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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 22/09/2026

Take up smoking like a real man.

A person wearing glasses holds an oversized cigarette in front of their face. Above them, text reads "Cigarettes for Men™." At the bottom, additional text states 20 inches, 8 ounces.

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Jorsh @itsjorsh.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Sounds like shale to me.

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Jorsh @itsjorsh.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

Got a genre or feeling you’re going for?

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Jorsh @itsjorsh.bsky.social · 19/09/2026

More like peanut butter Rolo

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Jorsh @itsjorsh.bsky.social · 18/09/2026

lol I explained about the terrible libertarian hp fanfic the other day

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Jorsh @itsjorsh.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

1.5 hours is a fascinating length for a game. Do you have tips or anything you’ve written up about running a tight session?

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Jorsh @itsjorsh.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

If you’re writing a treatise on why it’s ok to say that it’s technically okay to put some group of people in concentration camps, you should probably be questioning the life decisions that brought you to this place

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Jorsh @itsjorsh.bsky.social · 17/09/2026

Why is the entire leadership at Bluesky just the fucking worst

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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 17/09/2026

so the official bluesky policy position is that you can't tell someone to kill themselves but you can tell a protected minority category that you hope that state kills them. Am i getting that right.

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Jorsh @itsjorsh.bsky.social · 17/09/2026