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admirer of life's rich tapestry. have been at the same big tech job for too long. Zelda rando sicko at twitch.tv/incoherent. he/him

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Joel S. @joelhs.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Significant numbers of leftists think Mayor Mamdani has betrayed the left by putting out an anti-antisemitism plan at all, and groups that claim to fight antisemitism like the ADL are giving Mamdani zero credit because he has not suddenly endorsed Zionism, and I am caught between and I am tired.
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Bill @bill-of-lefts.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
as Hillel said: If I am not for myself, who will be for me? And if I am only for myself, who am I? Pluralism requires us to pay attention to *both* question.
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Joseph Fink, we're going to win @planetoffinks.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
San Francisco is a beautiful city with possibly the most rancid billboards in the world
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the relentless onward march of time 💀🎃 @incoherent.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I thought Caitlin Clark was the only women's basketball player any Republican knew
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TieTuesday @tietuesday.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
screaming "trans rights free Palestine fuck all recruiters tricking the young gambling is a blight and i think we will look back at it the same way we do cigarettes now" at the start of every stream to give everyone an ad-free experience
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the relentless onward march of time 💀🎃 @incoherent.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
theory: the Choosin' Texas Discourse is a marketing op designed to bring the song to new audiences so it can stay on the charts
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Micah @rincewind.run · 26/09/2026
you know what? I agree with him my moral and ethical story about how we live together in this moment is we throw all of these assholes out of office and then we put them in jail
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doleful moo of a cow @oulipien.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
No one's going to top @leyawn.bsky.social
Jan. 6, 2025
Bernard Mokam
In Grand Central Terminal, Leon Chang, 26, of Brooklyn, said he had not heard of congestion pricing and asked what it was. When explained it was a toll for cars entering Manhattan, he then asked
"What do you mean? What is a car?" Walking outside, we showed him a vehicle parked on the street. He gently touched the hood of the car. "You wish to forbid these majestic beasts from entering the city," he said in a wistful tone. It is a folly of man. The desire to tame the world around us."
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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the relentless onward march of time 💀🎃 @incoherent.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I regret to inform you this is good
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est. 1997 @molenaide.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
DO YOU REMEMBER
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
committing a game-losing fumble on the intentional safety play
meme of a guy whose brain is so large that it comes out the top of his head and forms a chair which he sits in. the man is pleased with his giant brainchair
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Luke Plunkett @lukeplunkett.com · 17/09/2026
dudes rock
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lastpositivist.bsky.social @lastpositivist.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
It's genuinely fascinating that the US president keeps announcing that he just flat out doesn't know what trade is, he legit doesn't appreciate the concept of exchange and instead views economic activity through the lens of a dragon attempting to maximise its gold hoard to sit upon.
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Eric Columbus @ericcolumbus.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
GEFILTE PHISHING
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Timmy Jackpots, The $13,250 Diamond Dazzler @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 16/09/2026
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Matt Bors @mattbors.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
It was exactly ten years ago today, on my 33rd birthday, that I posted this comic online.
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the relentless onward march of time 💀🎃 @incoherent.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
I already liked this Mediterranean restaurant but Alcohol Is Free just started playing over their speakers youtu.be/_AfrOZersNk
youtu.be
Koza Mostra feat. Agathon Iakovidis - Alcohol Is Free (Greece) - LIVE - 2013 Grand Final
YouTube video by Eurovision Song Contest
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the relentless onward march of time 💀🎃 @incoherent.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
we are so fucking back
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🍅🥔🫐🌽 hoopy frood 🌶️ 🥑🍫🌵 @huwupy.kawaii.social · 12/09/2026
when you’ve made a Very Good Post
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Steve Flack @vitaminsteve.com · 11/09/2026
that’s it, we’ve peaked. Call it a day, go start your weekends.
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the relentless onward march of time 💀🎃 @incoherent.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
A cafe at work is apparently having a Rosh Hashanah dessert special (apples, honey, dates, etc.) and the meat entree there today is pulled pork. Bless their hearts?
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☀️ Starshine @starshine.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Its still so insane to me at no point did Disney back of napkin let’s sketch this trilogy out
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psudonym @psudonym.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"He likes to feel tall" (old sketch, not specifically related to today's reveals :p)
Samus outside of her suit letting Kirby ride where her helmet would be
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Jordan aka Jirdan @slclunk.com · 09/09/2026
Any answer other than “who gives a shit, republicans are using a dozen kids playing JV volleyball as a distraction from looting the county and covering for elite pedophiles” is cowardly horseshit
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tautologer @tautologer.com · 09/09/2026
user: how many Rs are in strawberry?
claude: there are at least three
user: can you count them?
claude: don't play games with me, kid
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Micah @rincewind.run · 08/09/2026
the whole Republican argument for years has been “elect us because government is terrible and corrupt and if you put us in charge we will prove it to you by being terrible and corrupt” and Trump has injected the whole thing with steroids and I really think we should try a different option
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Thinking about this exchange today
A YouTube video for the Water Temple in The Legend of Zelda: Ocarina of Time. The comments section has an exchange as detailed below. “@TheMrdangles16 • 11y ago: 
i hate the water temple... too confusing :(“ “@KeithHalsell • 2y ago: 
it's been 9 years, i hope you are doing great in life now.” “@TheMrdangles16 • 2y ago: it couldn't be going worse Keith.”
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DiamanteLoco @diamanteloco.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
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the relentless onward march of time 💀🎃 @incoherent.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
ah, yes, September, the hottest month of the year
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authorblues @authorblu.es · 07/09/2026
I don't want to optimize for an algorithm. I don't want to capture an audience. I don't want to do a trend. I want to make things so specific and niche that even I might not understand them.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 06/09/2026
they don’t even try to hide the fact that this is not about women’s sports this is about crushing anyone who doesn’t conform to their particular view of gender and what they actually want is to never see the wnba or its fandom ever again
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Micah @rincewind.run · 06/09/2026
don’t let shitty photoshop memes die, my friends we will lose so much of our culture
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the relentless onward march of time 💀🎃 @incoherent.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
at the rock show
Frozen Crown
The Fillmore, SF

ever wanted to hear a power metal cover of the Goo Goo Dolls' "Iris"?Visions of Atlantis

They're pirates. They have staging and everything.Kamelot, still the band I have gone to see the mostKamelot always tours with guest vocalists, which in this case were the lead singers of both opening bands. Tommy is sitting on a throne in the back for some reason. There's probably Lore here.
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Shiv Ramdas Mens Rice Activist @nameshiv.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Happy Rice Truck Day to all who observe
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 04/09/2026
i think much of the democratic party's low ratings reflects a palpable sense that it is institutionally incapable of standing up for itself or going on the hunt
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Scott Lemieux @lemieuxlgm.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
Trump thinks that if you pay somebody $10 for a burrito than you have lost the $10, like it has been stolen from you. He's not pretending; this is literally the basis of his trade policy
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the relentless onward march of time 💀🎃 @incoherent.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
they got my ass
dialect map, with the reddest areas between about Houston and New Orleans, and the bluest areas in the Dakotas and New England
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Bob McName @bobmcname.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
YALL I GOT THE DETAILS AND OH BOY
MR BEAST
THE MOST DANGEROUS GAMES
The book.
Do note how there's so many copies they've had to double up by putting some behind Return of the Spider.ZHI. An adored Chinese gymnast, Lin Zhi will be forced to compete against her brother, Lin Jian (PLAYER #21), a platform diver who has no problem competing against anyone. This puts the two of them in the same discipline for the first time in their lives.

THE HOST. This mysterious disembodied character strikes fear into the heart of every player. His words alone have the power to change the player's lives and fortunes. Perhaps the most puzzling thing about him is his real agenda.

JIMMY. This is James Donaldson, AKA Mr Beast. A world-famous content creator known for his games and challenges. Jimmy has been asked by the content's organizers to help make the game as demanding as possible. He was approached by the organizers and believes in the mission behind these games. He believes the right person can help change everything for the better if given the right resources. Sharp, fair minded, and deeply loyal, he isn't afraid to stand up for the players when he suspects something is terribly wrong.3. THIS IS DANGEROUS. There will be rules. There will be medical support. There will be ways to step out if you have to. But—you can get hurt. YOU CAN DIE. That is not hype. That is the truth.78
Jimmy Donaldson is in London.
Normally he wouldn't, but right now, he hates that sentence. Because it means he's far away from the people he's grown to care about. And he's getting closer to the people he's trying to take down.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 03/09/2026
Ray from Achewood saying "Daaamn! That answer could use some work!"
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Dr. Samantha Hancox-Li @sjshancoxli.liberalcurrents.com · 02/09/2026
"backfired" i think you misspelled "worked as intended"
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
it's wild how republicans will be like "governing is bad, also elect me to govern you" and people do and they put their promise into practice and don't govern, run everything off a cliff, bankrupt everyone, light the world on fire, and after a while people forget about that and let them do it again
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BeijingPalmer @beijingpalmer.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
90 percent of the bad publicity around AI is directly and entirely the fault of AI promoters. It is not great that an extremely important and interesting technology has the worst people on earth shaping its direction.
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the relentless onward march of time 💀🎃 @incoherent.bsky.social · 01/09/2026
static.klipy.com
Friends Mortal Combat
Alt: Mortal Kombat "Friendship" fatality
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Leah Reich @leahreich.com · 31/08/2026
I’m sure most of you aren’t watching the US Open right now which means you missed this instantly iconic moment, now available in gif form
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the relentless onward march of time 💀🎃 @incoherent.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
On second thought, my opinion of her cannot get lower so it is deeply funny that she doesn't mean the K word you think she does
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
Even worse in context. The thing about philosemites is that they love Jews precisely up to the point where you stop validating their fantasy version of Judaism, and not one inch further.
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Micah @rincewind.run · 30/08/2026
this is why the policy exists! mapquest can get away with it because let’s be frank, nobody uses mapquest one of the big companies? they do this for one landmark or border dispute and congratulations every country in the world is now screaming at your executives to personally intervene
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Cut and Obscure Video Game Content @cutvideogame.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Early copies of Super Mario Sunshine had several bugs, including a fatal memory leak that would not only cause the Chucksters to throw Mario into our dimension, but it would, more importantly, IRREPARABLY BREAK the GameCube. This was patched in subsequent copies.
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the relentless onward march of time 💀🎃 @incoherent.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
what the fuck are you talking about, shadow
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