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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This is the proper use of a Freedom of Information request.
thestar.co.uk
This is how many times council has repainted ‘L’ on Pool Square street sign
Highways teams have attended Pool Square many times to repair the road sign due to a missing ‘L’
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This is the most masculine video on the internet right now
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1-900-HOTDOG @1900hotdog.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
@youknowlydia.bsky.social is the guest on this week's The Secret Men podcast mini series with @brockway.bsky.social and @seanbaby.bsky.social. on.soundcloud.com/AZzPwTBtXCr6...
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The Secret Men: Part 8 - Half-Hearted Sack Tap Fatality with Lydia Bugg
Lydia Bugg joins Robert Brockway and Seanbaby as Frank Dux delivers fatal sack-taps to ethnic stereotypes in the blasted winter wastes of Missouri!
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Ma$on @masonfromtwitter.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Here is the woman tennis player vs random men off the street
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Count Binface @countbinface.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
You might have to turn up for the results of this one, Nige.
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 05/08/2026
Happy 8 years of Hell World. Here is a 50% off discount for one year of fantastic reporting and essays from an extraordinary array of contributors (and also my brand of horse shit.) What a gift for one and all! Thank you to everyone who has supported us. www.welcometohellworld.com/8-years-of-h...
announcement for first issue of Hell World
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kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
3 minutes of Tim Curry holding back laughter while filming scenes for Red Alert 3
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Molly Ploofkins @mollyploofkins.bsky.social · 23/08/2026
Spider-Man spotted beating Jake Lang's ass in Minneapolis
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 23/08/2026
I love Minneapolis
Jake Lang, a Nazi asshole, getting his ass picturesquely whooped in downtown Minneapolis by a person dressed as Spider-Man

I cannot overstate how much this photo looks like a comic book cover

Photo credit Chris Juhn Photography
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edeath @edithcharles.bsky.social · 19/08/2026
Rethinking this
I just saw a TV reporter pronouncing it as 'aloo akbar' which literally translates to 'potatoes are the greatest'
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Ada Palmer @adapalmer.bsky.social · 18/08/2026
In the Renaissance people theorized, since the Aeneid is great, if you wrote poems made only of words & phrases from the Aeneid rearranged they should be great too, since a great source regurgitated should yield greatness. They produced NOTHING we still read. Thinking about that a lot lately.
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Sam “The Great Pumpkin” Thielman @samthielman.com · 14/08/2026
I believe they prefer to be called “tech reporters” but I applaud the directness
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Boris "Christopher Cushing" Lugosi @aherrera.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Bottom of the bug zapper was filled with the bodies of tiny, charred men again. My pastor assures me that souls can't fit in bodies that small, but he also keeps asking if he can pop one in his mouth, "Just to see," so I think he has motives outside the Lord.
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
Out: Better things are possible In (laser eyes etc): Better things are inevitable
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Nic McConnell @mcconnell.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
A class at my kids’ school put up little statements about the good they want to do in the world and I was over the moon about this one - then I learned they meant to say “teach people in jail” which is also good!
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Claire (derogatory) @clarissakickass.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
Why @why.bsky.team •5mo
Entering day four of "no phone because it broke and I can't get to an apple store", AMA
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Why @why.bsky.team •5mo
I left it outside in the sun and when i went to pick it up, it was saying
"temperature too high! let phone cool down before using again", and then within a few hours it was gone
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Okay, so full transparency. I did dip it in a pool after it said it was too hot.
I was told not to do that before doing so, but my hubris said "nah these things are waterproof" and into the swim it went.
I go in the pool when I want to cool down, why can't my phone?
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Conor @ernekid.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Absolutely brutal line www.politico.eu/article/keir...
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onion person @junlper.beer · 29/03/2026
we talked with ed in this episode about how openai has not committed to any deals and that it would ultimately be revealed and collapse. i believed was true i didn’t think it would materialize less than 3 days later!
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Lilah Sturges @lilahsturges.com · 28/03/2026
I think we need to celebrate the death of Sora a bit more. This is a technology that, just MONTHS AGO, we were being told was going to literally destroy Hollywood and Disney was going to give them a BILLION DOLLARS and NONE OF THAT EVEN REMOTELY HAPPENED
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Giles Wilkes @gilesyb.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Someone needs to send an ambulance to X
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incognitjoe.bsky.social @incognitjoe.bsky.social · 17/03/2026
waking up on paddy's day to see my boys @eliotetc.bsky.social and @rickyftw.bsky.social seem to be in HD or something, gonna drink until they're blurry again
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Tangul Bei @tangul-bei.bsky.social · 15/01/2026
Black Panthers have the right idea
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That catgirl with The Posts @roodypatooti.bsky.social · 16/11/2025
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Miami DSA @miamidsa.org · 26/11/2025
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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Kill The Computer @killthecomputer.com · 23/11/2025
The Loneliness Industrial Complex Ft. Jeremy Kaplowitz
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The Loneliness Industrial Complex Ft. Jeremy Kaplowitz
YouTube video by Kill The Computer
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New Blood Interactive @newblood.games · 19/11/2025
Is that AI?
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bubbe yaga @ellearmageddon.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
it’s trans day of remembrance, and once again i am asking people to give a shit about trans people *before* they’re dead
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Kim Acuff Steiner @emberdione.bsky.social · 20/11/2025
So... spells. We're using spells to undo the work we've done... tricking rocks into thinking with lightning. And trapping evil cars in circles of salt. The old ways are new again.
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sarah jeong @sarahjeong.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
how did i go so long not knowing we were literally teaching people to read wrong. i knew something wasn't right but jesus christ www.apmreports.org/episode/2019...
apmreports.org
How a flawed idea is teaching millions of kids to be poor readers
For decades, schools have taught children the strategies of struggling readers, using a theory about reading that cognitive scientists have repeatedly debunked. And many teachers and parents don't kno...
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Popehat @kenwhite.bsky.social · 11/11/2025
/3 I am informed it’s normal to get more intolerant as I get older and I think I am absolutely getting less tolerant of other people’s absolute bullshit.
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Kendra "Gloom is My Beat" Pierre-Louis @kendrawrites.com · 05/11/2025
I knew it would take less than a day for a tiktok dj to make something.
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Dan Olson @foldablehuman.bsky.social · 05/11/2025
Congratulations to the Cuomo team: it takes a lot of dedication and money to lose one election twice.
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Katie Tightpussy, Editor-In-Chief @katie.bzky.team · 31/10/2025
in my humble moderate opinion i think sam altman should be tried at the hague and everyone at openAI should be tried as an accessory
youtube.com
ChatGPT made me delusional
YouTube video by Eddy Burback
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spooky tail latency @bluespacecanary.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
ME: please...just do the thing your documentation says you do...... THE COMPUTER: lol get fucked
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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 07/07/2025
I am constantly forgetting that I named by recycle bin "up yours woke moralists we'll see who deletes who" and then once every couple of months I mouse over it and crack myself up
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 21/09/2025
SORRY THESE ARE LATE I WAS BUSY TRYING TO DISTRACT MYSELF FROM THE TERROR OF BEING ALIVE
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
Worth the click through on this one.
theonion.com
The Onion’s Exclusive Interview With Gavin Newsom
Gov. Gavin Newsom has gained increasing national attention for targeting President Donald Trump in the media, reportedly boosting his national standing as the unofficial Democratic frontrunner for 202...
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DigiDoggi @digidoggi.tv · 10/09/2025
Charlie KIrk believed that empathy was a "new concept" that shouldn't exist, so anyone who expresses condolences for him is being VERY disrespectful to his beliefs right now. please keep him out of your thoughts as he begins his transition into worm food. thank you
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1-900-HOTDOG @1900hotdog.bsky.social · 08/09/2025
Want to watch @seanbaby.bsky.social, @brockway.bsky.social, and @jasonkpargin.bsky.social light up with joy as they explore the dark forest in part one of the season finale of Mountain Monsters? Check out our YouTube channel. We've got that! youtu.be/D5onHHj9dV0
youtu.be
BIGFEETS Episode 54 - The Dark Forest Revealed PART 1
YouTube video by 1-900-HOTDOG
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Robert Brockway @brockway.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Day 2 of the @barnesandnoble.com pre-order sale! Only one day left, you better hurry. Also if anyone good at Photoshop could tell me what button I'm hitting that keeps putting these unrelated background images in there, I'd appreciate it. www.barnesandnoble.com/w/i-will-kil...
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Splinter @splinternews.bsky.social · 04/09/2025
Great Hunger: Famine is Political www.splinter.com/great-hunger...
splinter.com
Great Hunger: Famine is Political
Splinter is your home for news and opinions that challenge power in our political and economic system that's becoming more unhinged each and every day.
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June Martin @theworldsgreatestwriter.com · 03/09/2025
I have this
Wikipedia style page. 
Fine Syndrome
Instead of brain there is no problem

To the side there's a picture of an outline of a head with a black hole in the middle, with a thumbs up emoji in the middle of the hole.
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Dmitry Grozoubinski @explaintrade.com · 27/08/2025
So let me get this straight. ChatGPT coached a kid through suicide attempts while validating his ideation. The response from OpenAI is, "yeah, turns out if you talk to an LLM long enough the safety features stop working." Guess the usage patterns of people who most need safety features!?!
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DumpTruck 🍑 Decider Alice @sailormoondamus.gobirds.online · 26/08/2025
Disable ChatGPT this fucking instant. Destroy it. JFC.
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Ravenemore @ravenemore.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
a reminder
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incognitjoe.bsky.social @incognitjoe.bsky.social · 23/08/2025
"do we all yearn for the abyss so much that we can't find camaraderie in admitting we were wrong?" i've been a fan of @edzitron.com for a long time but goddamn that's a quote www.youtube.com/watch?v=Xm3j...
youtube.com
Exclusive: How GPT-5 Actually Works | Better Offline
YouTube video by Better Offline
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phyphor @phyphor.one-dash.org · 16/08/2025
This is bleak. Meta needs to be dismantled and everyone pushing LLMs needs to be stopped.
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N. K. Jemisin @nkjemisin.bsky.social · 14/08/2025
Since this came out I've been so bitterly amused by how *much* of my stuff is here. Folks have spent so much energy declaring my work inferior and me a "DEI hire"... but then they stole every book, story, and even interview to feed their plagiarism machines. And yeah, I'm adding my name.
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