Eliot @eliotetc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026If a group of 6ft+ guys ask you to be a groomsman you should be aware that you will look hilariously small in all the photos 101470
Reposted by EliotJaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I’ve been seeing a lot of new characters on billboards in the SweetJames Multiverse and I don’t like it. I want only the original, somewhat unsettling, Sweet James. 2036628
Eliot @eliotetc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026ok i guess we'll talk about the thing youtu.be/1Gtvg-MazbEyoutu.beThe Massachusetts Lesbian Bar Civil War - Weekly Weird NewsYouTube video by Internet Today 612315
Eliot @eliotetc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The constant Hasan discourse where he's now being called out by world leaders at the fucking UN is so much more deranged once you find out that like 90% of people have literally no idea who he even is, even at this point. 721717
Reposted by EliotKylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026This is all right-wing politics is now, a guy who's killed tens of thousands of children complaining about podcasters 22966564
Reposted by Eliotdr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 24/09/2026we have control mechanisms for this. it's called The Law. these guys should be held personally liable for these harms. the suicides, the thefts, the intrusions into computer systems. they should be sued and prosecuted as appropriate. problem immediately solved 12971091699
Eliot @eliotetc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026I've now seen both The Wages Of Fear (1953) and Sorceror (1977) and idk any better example of two movies based on the same book that manage to both be absolute bangers in different ways that really complement each other. 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿 2650
Reposted by Eliotalec karakatsanis @equalityalec.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Anyone who wants to understand how policing works in the U.S. needs to read this incredible local investigation about what Minneapolis police did after feds killed Renee Good. 8940321
Eliot @eliotetc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026I love being three sheets to the wind at a bar and a stranger wants to chat about something I just talked about on YouTube for an hour or the last decade or whatever 31060
Reposted by EliotMike Rothschild @rothschildmd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Look at this. The Mona Lisa of fake outrage and boomer AI slop by a conservative influencer who eats banana with an ice tea spoon, over something that literally nobody actually cares about. You don't get this incoherent rage and clickwhoring on Bluesky. It only happens on X. 1618513
Reposted by Eliotbort @crushbort.bsky.social · 17/09/2026now I’m thinking about how little biden cared about obama’s cuba reforms everyone except geriatric miami exiles loved. guy just couldn’t be arsed 51435
Eliot @eliotetc.bsky.social · 16/09/2026What really drives this home is that in the corners of the internet ive seen where people are celebrating Macklemore getting the boot, they're STILL mad at Ed Sheeran for hiring him in the first place 41468
Reposted by EliotBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15/09/2026Macklemore: Palestinian children are people. Robert Kraft *actively getting a handjob from a strip mall prostitute he refuses to tip*: We must ban this hate speech from every stadium in America. Let me call up my friends, the Epstein client list. Ed Sheeran: Good point, sir. Both sides, sir. 10085571485
Reposted by EliotChris Wade @chriswade.bsky.social · 15/09/2026among many developing reasons to shit on Sheeran, just a huge "what did you think would happen" here 538421
Eliot @eliotetc.bsky.social · 15/09/2026imagine being worth 400 million dollars and blowing up your reputation for the sake of someone worth 15 billion dollars 31176
Reposted by EliotIan Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses 227131723351
Reposted by Eliotegg16z 🥚 @notlikewe.bsky.social · 14/09/2026for the past fifteen years I have tried to explain to people how the president has very little control, especially in the short run, over inflation and gas prices never contemplating that one would be stupid enough to make the kinds of policy decisions that actually could have an impact 635154
Reposted by Eliotℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Worth noting, as Macklemore was banned by NFL owners in what will be dubbed "fighting antisemitism", that Kanye, who - sold merch with swastikas - said on Alex Jones that he idolizes Hitler - tweeted he was "going Defcon 3 on Jewish people" is currently on a multi-city tour of NFL stadiums 031941185
Eliot @eliotetc.bsky.social · 14/09/2026Idk if a cabal of ultra wealthy Zionists conspiring to silence anyone who advocates for Palestine is the best way combat antisemitism 314420
Eliot @eliotetc.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Akira in 4k on the big screen is so incredible, see it while you can 5964
Eliot @eliotetc.bsky.social · 10/09/2026need advice. had to retire my gaming mouse and the new normie mouse ain't cutting it. Is there a mouse that has the weight, precision, and tactile feedback of a gaming mouse but without the clown colors? something a 40 year old man will use 99% of the time in google docs and maybe some photoshop? 14581
Reposted by EliotDrew McWeeny @drewmcweeny.com · 10/09/2026CNN is doing free publicity work for a company that is never ever going to do any of what they're promising. This is not an actor, and there is never going to be an Oscar for whatever it is. 1417928
Reposted by EliotCatherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Since becoming president again, Trump has promised: -$5000 stimulus checks via "DOGE dividend" -$2000 stimulus checks via "tariff dividend" -$1000+ checks via "savings" from expiring ACA subsidies -$5000 "dividend" if Rs win midterms No checks have been issued www.thebulwark.com/p/trump-magi... 46079473376
Reposted by EliotAlejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 10/09/2026No matter how much you throw trans people under the bus, you are still going to get attacked. All you've done is betray a vulnerable minority, anger your base, and made the issue front and center. 8652901329
Reposted by EliotChris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 09/09/2026There’s such an easy answer to this “gotcha” question and it’s “Sports are inherently unsafe and unfair and it’s ridiculous to single out trans athletes when we allow 150 pound linebackers to go up against 260 pound linemen in freshman football on a daily basis. Let kids play with their friends.” 12561121622
Reposted by EliotAnil Dash @anildash.com · 09/09/2026There are a lot of people who think their parents got their brains destroyed by Fox News, but somehow they’re not getting their brains destroyed by staying on Twitter. 333585708
Eliot @eliotetc.bsky.social · 07/09/2026If this were even true, why would it be at all weird to be apprehensive about "changing the nature of humanity", that seems like a very sensible thing to be apprehensive about 7972
Eliot @eliotetc.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I love thoughtfully typing out a condolence email to an old colleague while the entire time gmail aggressively bullies me into letting their AI write it for me instead 11220
Reposted by EliotThe Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Fortnite players doing better journalism than the New York Times 383064401
Reposted by EliotThe Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 05/09/2026It would be nice if someone could explain this community note to him. Having a president with a basic understanding of how trade works doesn’t seem like a ton to ask. Meanwhile our farmers are getting crushed. 68480542295
Reposted by EliotBill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Republicans have made their election strategy very clear: 1) Islamophobia 2) transphobia 3) blatant lying 4) cheating / suppressing votes 5) throwing endless dark + corporate $$ at all the above When I see Democrats HELPING them on 1 & 2 - or barely mentioning the rest - I want to break bones. 233022620
Reposted by EliotScreamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 31/08/2026“25 years after 9/11, this Muslim man in Michigan must be forced to answer for a podcaster in California” Islamophobia button go brrr 11118
Reposted by EliotMichael Scally @fizzvstheworld.bsky.social · 29/08/2026This week on #InternetToday Weekly Weird News, @eliotetc.bsky.social and @rickyftw.bsky.social talk about how Ol' Main Character Milo FINALLY got his face eaten by leopards...youtu.beICE's Biggest Fan Just Got Deported - Weekly Weird NewsYouTube video by Internet Today 15212
Reposted by EliotBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 10/08/2025Don't tell me what you "meant" by your post. I, the post consumer, will decide what you meant. And frankly what you meant was disgusting 362924322
Eliot @eliotetc.bsky.social · 28/08/2026fun little search of Milo's profile for instances of "ice" "deportation" "deport" or "illegals" x.com/search?q=(de...x.comX - The Everything App / XFrom breaking news and entertainment to sports and politics, get the full story with all the live commentary. 8554
Reposted by EliotIan Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 28/08/2026Q: Are we permitted to point and laugh when someone trips and falls into the jaws of the ethnonationalist paramilitary gulag system they've cheered on and proselytized on behalf of for a decade plus? A: Yes it's fucking funny as shit 1124533
Reposted by Eliotphil @philjamesson.com · 28/08/2026probably not good that i looked up "officer flock cameras stalking" and couldn't find this story amidst the deluge of other cops also stalking their ex girlfriends 161531460
Reposted by EliotEliot @eliotetc.bsky.social · 21/12/2024Forgot how much Tim Curry devours his role in Home Alone 2 162868
Reposted by EliotHenry Gilbert (Beloved Podcast Personality) @talkinghenry.bsky.social · 26/08/2026This is a bad week. Here’s an amazing scene of Tim Curry in Freakazoid: 121453455
Reposted by EliotTimmy Jackpots, The $13,250 Diamond Dazzler @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 26/08/2026my wife has a friend who sent Dolly Parton a painting she made & a letter explaining how much Dolly's music meant to her while she was transitioning. Dolly responded to it personally & paid for her top surgery. Sounds like an urban legend but it's real. I think we're going to more stories like this. 109265724393
Reposted by EliotYashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 26/08/2026This morning, the Coldstream Guards at Buckingham Palace performed a tribute to Dolly Parton. The last time I remember the guards at the palace honoring the memory of an American entertainer was when they paid tribute to Aretha Franklin after she passed away. 412380643
Reposted by EliotNed Raggett @nedraggett.bsky.social · 26/08/2026Two of Miss Piggy's most iconic co-stars gone, this world is trash. 2455791500
Reposted by EliotAlistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 26/08/2026RIP Tim Curry. Here having the time of his life in a video game. youtu.be/U_U59u69tys?...youtu.beTim Curry as Premier Cherdenko - Space!YouTube video by Athrun Talan 9397119