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Eliot @eliotetc.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
If a group of 6ft+ guys ask you to be a groomsman you should be aware that you will look hilariously small in all the photos
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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I’ve been seeing a lot of new characters on billboards in the SweetJames Multiverse and I don’t like it. I want only the original, somewhat unsettling, Sweet James.
SweetJames billboard featuring the titular James and text Call my lawyer serious injury lawyers SweetJames
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Eliot @eliotetc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
ok i guess we'll talk about the thing youtu.be/1Gtvg-MazbE
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The Massachusetts Lesbian Bar Civil War - Weekly Weird News
YouTube video by Internet Today
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Eliot @eliotetc.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The constant Hasan discourse where he's now being called out by world leaders at the fucking UN is so much more deranged once you find out that like 90% of people have literally no idea who he even is, even at this point.
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Kylie Eleison @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is all right-wing politics is now, a guy who's killed tens of thousands of children complaining about podcasters
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
we have control mechanisms for this. it's called The Law. these guys should be held personally liable for these harms. the suicides, the thefts, the intrusions into computer systems. they should be sued and prosecuted as appropriate. problem immediately solved
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Eliot @eliotetc.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I've now seen both The Wages Of Fear (1953) and Sorceror (1977) and idk any better example of two movies based on the same book that manage to both be absolute bangers in different ways that really complement each other. 🍿🍿🍿🍿🍿
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alec karakatsanis @equalityalec.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Anyone who wants to understand how policing works in the U.S. needs to read this incredible local investigation about what Minneapolis police did after feds killed Renee Good.
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Eliot @eliotetc.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I love being three sheets to the wind at a bar and a stranger wants to chat about something I just talked about on YouTube for an hour or the last decade or whatever
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Mike Rothschild @rothschildmd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Look at this. The Mona Lisa of fake outrage and boomer AI slop by a conservative influencer who eats banana with an ice tea spoon, over something that literally nobody actually cares about. You don't get this incoherent rage and clickwhoring on Bluesky. It only happens on X.
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Eliot @eliotetc.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
now I’m thinking about how little biden cared about obama’s cuba reforms everyone except geriatric miami exiles loved. guy just couldn’t be arsed
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Eliot @eliotetc.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
What really drives this home is that in the corners of the internet ive seen where people are celebrating Macklemore getting the boot, they're STILL mad at Ed Sheeran for hiring him in the first place
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Macklemore: Palestinian children are people. Robert Kraft *actively getting a handjob from a strip mall prostitute he refuses to tip*: We must ban this hate speech from every stadium in America. Let me call up my friends, the Epstein client list. Ed Sheeran: Good point, sir. Both sides, sir.
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Chris Wade @chriswade.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
among many developing reasons to shit on Sheeran, just a huge "what did you think would happen" here
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Eliot @eliotetc.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Great American State Fair part 2
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Eliot @eliotetc.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
imagine being worth 400 million dollars and blowing up your reputation for the sake of someone worth 15 billion dollars
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Chad Loder @chadloder.dev · 15/09/2026
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Ian Miles Schlong @tedcruznipples.com · 10/09/2026
Some of those that work forces Are the same that fuck horses
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egg16z 🥚 @notlikewe.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
for the past fifteen years I have tried to explain to people how the president has very little control, especially in the short run, over inflation and gas prices never contemplating that one would be stupid enough to make the kinds of policy decisions that actually could have an impact
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ℳatt @matttomic.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Worth noting, as Macklemore was banned by NFL owners in what will be dubbed "fighting antisemitism", that Kanye, who - sold merch with swastikas - said on Alex Jones that he idolizes Hitler - tweeted he was "going Defcon 3 on Jewish people" is currently on a multi-city tour of NFL stadiums
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Eliot @eliotetc.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Idk if a cabal of ultra wealthy Zionists conspiring to silence anyone who advocates for Palestine is the best way combat antisemitism
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Eliot @eliotetc.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Akira in 4k on the big screen is so incredible, see it while you can
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Eliot @eliotetc.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
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Eliot @eliotetc.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
need advice. had to retire my gaming mouse and the new normie mouse ain't cutting it. Is there a mouse that has the weight, precision, and tactile feedback of a gaming mouse but without the clown colors? something a 40 year old man will use 99% of the time in google docs and maybe some photoshop?
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Drew McWeeny @drewmcweeny.com · 10/09/2026
CNN is doing free publicity work for a company that is never ever going to do any of what they're promising. This is not an actor, and there is never going to be an Oscar for whatever it is.
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Catherine Rampell @crampell.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Since becoming president again, Trump has promised: -$5000 stimulus checks via "DOGE dividend" -$2000 stimulus checks via "tariff dividend" -$1000+ checks via "savings" from expiring ACA subsidies -$5000 "dividend" if Rs win midterms No checks have been issued www.thebulwark.com/p/trump-magi...
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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 10/09/2026
No matter how much you throw trans people under the bus, you are still going to get attacked. All you've done is betray a vulnerable minority, anger your base, and made the issue front and center.
Alt Text:
Screenshot showing two sequential posts on X by journalist Aaron Rupar (@atrupar.com) discussing Texas politics:
 * Top post: Text reads, "Paxton on Talarico: 'He wants to transition your kids!'" accompanied by an embedded video frame of Texas Attorney General Ken Paxton speaking at a podium in a dark suit and red tie.
 * Bottom post: Text reads, "Talarico says he would vote in favor of a national ban for transgender surgeries for minors," above a video thumbnail from Fox News Channel featuring a woman anchor in a red blazer, with lower-third banners reading "EXCLUSIVE," "SHIFTING THE REINS?", and "TALARICO STANCE DIFFERS FROM EARLIER COMMENTS."
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Chris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
There’s such an easy answer to this “gotcha” question and it’s “Sports are inherently unsafe and unfair and it’s ridiculous to single out trans athletes when we allow 150 pound linebackers to go up against 260 pound linemen in freshman football on a daily basis. Let kids play with their friends.”
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 09/09/2026
There are a lot of people who think their parents got their brains destroyed by Fox News, but somehow they’re not getting their brains destroyed by staying on Twitter.
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Eliot @eliotetc.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
He's getting heat for this but he's right
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Eliot @eliotetc.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
If this were even true, why would it be at all weird to be apprehensive about "changing the nature of humanity", that seems like a very sensible thing to be apprehensive about
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Eliot @eliotetc.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I love thoughtfully typing out a condolence email to an old colleague while the entire time gmail aggressively bullies me into letting their AI write it for me instead
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The Serfs (youtube.com/theserfstv) @theserfstv.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
Fortnite players doing better journalism than the New York Times
Nick Shirley was just asked on 
@ConnorEatsPants
's stream what you get from Blue + Yellow, and he said Orange.
He was asked how to spell "discipline" and "colonel" and gave up.
He was asked when World War II was and said 1935.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
It would be nice if someone could explain this community note to him. Having a president with a basic understanding of how trade works doesn’t seem like a ton to ask. Meanwhile our farmers are getting crushed.
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Republicans have made their election strategy very clear: 1) Islamophobia 2) transphobia 3) blatant lying 4) cheating / suppressing votes 5) throwing endless dark + corporate $$ at all the above When I see Democrats HELPING them on 1 & 2 - or barely mentioning the rest - I want to break bones.
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 31/08/2026
“25 years after 9/11, this Muslim man in Michigan must be forced to answer for a podcaster in California” Islamophobia button go brrr
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Michael Scally @fizzvstheworld.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
This week on #InternetToday Weekly Weird News, @eliotetc.bsky.social and @rickyftw.bsky.social talk about how Ol' Main Character Milo FINALLY got his face eaten by leopards...
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ICE's Biggest Fan Just Got Deported - Weekly Weird News
YouTube video by Internet Today
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
post by leyawn

jester, roast this peasant child for saying i have no clothes on. more vulgar, jester. use the forbidden words
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 10/08/2025
Don't tell me what you "meant" by your post. I, the post consumer, will decide what you meant. And frankly what you meant was disgusting
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Eliot @eliotetc.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
fun little search of Milo's profile for instances of "ice" "deportation" "deport" or "illegals" x.com/search?q=(de...
x.com
X - The Everything App / X
From breaking news and entertainment to sports and politics, get the full story with all the live commentary.
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 28/08/2026
Q: Are we permitted to point and laugh when someone trips and falls into the jaws of the ethnonationalist paramilitary gulag system they've cheered on and proselytized on behalf of for a decade plus? A: Yes it's fucking funny as shit
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phil @philjamesson.com · 28/08/2026
probably not good that i looked up "officer flock cameras stalking" and couldn't find this story amidst the deluge of other cops also stalking their ex girlfriends
google search results with the "top stories" showing four different articles about police stalking cases using flock cameras. these four stories are about three different cops (jason rogers, asad zahir, and sergio rodriguez)
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Eliot @eliotetc.bsky.social · 21/12/2024
Forgot how much Tim Curry devours his role in Home Alone 2
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Henry Gilbert (Beloved Podcast Personality) @talkinghenry.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This is a bad week. Here’s an amazing scene of Tim Curry in Freakazoid:
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Timmy Jackpots, The $13,250 Diamond Dazzler @tbone.malware-virus.biz · 26/08/2026
my wife has a friend who sent Dolly Parton a painting she made & a letter explaining how much Dolly's music meant to her while she was transitioning. Dolly responded to it personally & paid for her top surgery. Sounds like an urban legend but it's real. I think we're going to more stories like this.
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Yashar Ali 🐘 @yasharali.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
This morning, the Coldstream Guards at Buckingham Palace performed a tribute to Dolly Parton. The last time I remember the guards at the palace honoring the memory of an American entertainer was when they paid tribute to Aretha Franklin after she passed away.
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Ned Raggett @nedraggett.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
Two of Miss Piggy's most iconic co-stars gone, this world is trash.
Dolly Parton in a great jean jacket and Miss Piggy in a purple satin top and white boa and cowboy hat. What more do you need?Miss Piggy as Benjamina Gunn and Tim Curry as Long John Silver in _Muppet Treasure Island_
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Alistair Coleman @alistaircoleman.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
RIP Tim Curry. Here having the time of his life in a video game. youtu.be/U_U59u69tys?...
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Tim Curry as Premier Cherdenko - Space!
YouTube video by Athrun Talan
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