Reposted by ZachThe Onion @theonion.com · 01/10/2026Dude Wipes Introduces New Flushable Khakis theonion.com/dude-wipes-introduces-… 502549302
Reposted by Zachwolf man 🔒 @villein.bsky.social · 23/09/2026roasting squirrels over a barrel fire in my 300 square foot studio apartment 1887
Zach @ice-crematorium.com · 20/09/2026How are Resident Evil fans complaining when they recreated so much of the games in the movie 001
Reposted by Zachᴢᴇɴ sɪᴍᴍᴏɴs @killlthehype.blacksky.app · 23/08/202616 months ago: Never forget how it started. 7572643493
Reposted by ZachCNN @cnn.com · 19/08/2026The Israeli military acknowledged firing on a car carrying 5-year-old Hind Rajab in Gaza after earlier denials as it opens a criminal probe into the January 2024 killing. cnn.it/3U6I6jU 26305133
Reposted by ZachMicah @rincewind.run · 23/07/2026once again I am asking for a democratic party that actually does what republicans claim they will do 4671991344
Reposted by ZachAlt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 23/07/2026The White House posted on Facebook claiming that 198 Democrats voted against banning members of Congress from trading stocks while in office. What they don’t tell you is that House Republicans attached the SAVE Act to the bill. 9031761302
Reposted by ZachBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/06/2026The idea that Trump wouldn't have used this as a mandate and willy nilly rounded up every first-generation non-white American by the end of the year had ONE person's vote gone differently is delusional. Things would've gotten very hot very fast. 341927234
Reposted by Zach🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Apparently, you're not allowed to post: “BREAKING: The ICE agent who shot and killed Renee Good in broad daylight has been identified as Jonathan Ross by the Minnesota Star Tribune. I think today is a great day for Jonathan to be indicted!” 5334561437
Reposted by ZachWario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Poncle - "Following today's news about gen AI usage by Epic to create all sort of game assets, including Fortnite characters, we're currently "reviewing" our collaboration with Fortnite. We'll let you know if anything moves forward." 4736501186
Reposted by Zachdepression haver 🪼 @probablymarin.bsky.social · 06/06/2026#SonicRacingCrossWorlds #Evangelion 71356428
Reposted by ZachLorennaCleary.bsky.social @lorennacleary.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Look closely at just whom is tearing down the barricade. The governor, police, media and AG blamed the protesters. It’s clearly the state police who pushed it down. 18405143
Reposted by ZachDark Horse Workers United @darkhorseunion.bsky.social · 27/05/2026ANNOUNCEMENT: The workers of Dark Horse Comics @darkhorse.com are forming a union. Please read our mission statement below. 👇 #DHWU 103108803668
Reposted by ZachAlejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 20/05/2026Not only did two neo nazi teens attempt to copycat the Christchurch mass shooting, the world's richest man falsely blamed trans people for it. Not a single outlet covered that he spread that disinformation. 3948201309
Reposted by ZachLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Iran keeps cooking our ass with these videos 122086315
Reposted by ZachThe Onion @theonion.com · 14/04/2026Soaring Gas Prices Forcing More Americans To Drink Less Gas 12267021041
Reposted by ZachReal Phil Braun @philbraun.bsky.social · 04/04/2026“I have some very bad news! I have just been informed that Mister Trump has passed away at Walter Reed hospital! Easter is canceled! That is all!” 1674162
Reposted by ZachBoo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 05/04/2026The things I felt when I realized this was the Earth and not the Moon 2606137
Reposted by ZachRav BOO!dram 🎃👻 @rvbdrm.com · 31/03/2026This is Pulitzer shit right here. 18263661238
Reposted by ZachAdult Swim Central + Art Comedy Pop-Culture Network @adultswimcentral.com · 22/03/2026RIP to one of the guys behind the ATHF Boston incident: 115867
Reposted by ZachJoseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 12/03/2026I have watched 6 hours of a DOGE bro deposition. The whole thing, start to finish. It's a fascinating, and horrifying, look at the people who caused so much damage, didn't really achieve anything at all, while still being so sure they are right. Here's what they said: www.404media.co/i-watched-6-...404media.coI Watched 6 Hours of DOGE Bro Testimony. Here's What They Had to Say For ThemselvesThe hours of videos provide fascinating, or perhaps horrifying, insight into the thinking of someone inside DOGE. 19058462119
Reposted by ZachKyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 11/03/2026BREAKING NYT: An ongoing military investigation has determined that the United States is responsible for a deadly Tomahawk missile strike on an Iranian elementary school, according to U.S. officials and others familiar with the preliminary findings. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/11/u...nytimes.comU.S. at Fault in Strike on School in Iran, Preliminary Inquiry Says 24735281600
Reposted by ZachRadley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 07/03/2026They've now killed four people -- three U.S. citizens and a Mexican national. They've shot several more. They've lied about all of them. They haven't shaded the truth. They haven't "misled" us. They've brazenly, knowingly lied while in possession of the evidence disproving their lies. 6847201898
Reposted by ZachHemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 04/02/2026restaurant manager: hey so, sorry to bother you, but is that a service animal? it's just, we have a policy- jabba the hutt: je wonna wonga, bazda wahota shonga salacious b crumb: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA restaurant manager: ah. ok. cool 92136400
Reposted by ZachKumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 03/03/2026The first legit holy shit celebrity I ever met, and to this day one of the kindest. Classy, hilarious and uniquely talented. I don’t have anything else to say. I just love this man. 353336328
Reposted by ZachTony 🎃👻 @shintonty.bsky.social · 02/03/2026all-timer sports graphic dropped 369732341
Reposted by ZachEvangelion Screenshots @ngescreenshot.bsky.social · 24/02/2026Happy Twin Peaks Day. 1447144
Reposted by ZachThe Onion @theonion.com · 18/02/2026Burger King Looks Open theonion.com/burger-king-looks-open… 533976576
Reposted by ZachInnsmouth Looksmaxxing @gonebabygone.bsky.social · 12/02/2026Chadwick Boseman and James van der Beek both died in their 40s of an illness that's treatable if a colonoscopy catches it but almost no insurer covers them for people under 45, this is what Engels meant by "social murder" 082242489
Reposted by ZachGianmarco Soresi @gianmarcosoresi.bsky.social · 10/02/2026Bad Bunny again. I want to see some of the worst people in the world explode 321391111
Reposted by ZachDan Sheehan @dansheehan.bsky.social · 09/02/2026Every business right now thinks its such an essential part of your life that you'd give them anything to keep using it and brother I am here to tell you I don't need a chat app that bad 975042237
Reposted by ZachMike Schuster @mcs212.bsky.social · 07/02/2026Breaking: Tragedy at the Winter Olympics 7186202549
Reposted by ZachEvan Hurst @evanhurst.substack.com · 06/02/2026TRIGGER WARNING, because here is a US Marshal from Trump‘s Gestapo Force in Memphis kicking a puppy today in the Whitehaven neighborhood and breaking its rib. They were serving a warrant and I guess BIG MAN got scared of the schnauzer. (I didn’t take the video, the dog’s person did) 46940062073
Reposted by ZachChris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 03/02/2026this looks like the headshot you would use if you were trying to do this as an Onion bit 152782465
Reposted by ZachRyan Broderick @ryanhatesthis.bsky.social · 02/02/2026I read thousands of pages of Epstein files this weekend trying to understand what he wanted out of his meeting with 4chan's Christopher Poole. Here's everything we know about Epstein's plans to dismantle the internet and, eventually, democracy. www.garbageday.email/p/here-s-how... 15363272307
