Reposted by juuxVelour Shirt @object.works · 29/09/2026This is a metaphor for so many things these days that I couldn't choose 672077680
Reposted by juuxtef @tef.bsky.social · 27/09/2026bumped into an incredible website gavin-theobald.uk/HTML/Pentagr... 17013
Reposted by juuxOregon 🕎🎲 @oregonthedm.bsky.social · 25/09/2026Most riveting thing I've seen all week 382112673037
Reposted by juuxStevie Kilner @1steviekilner.bsky.social · 26/09/2026If anyone would like to see a short video of a cat illustrating the internationally recognised and indeed, perfect way to ascend a ladder, this is your lucky day. #Caturday 17120
Reposted by juuxJames Asmus @jamesasmus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Hey comics artists: a new all-timer character design just dropped. 1832600476
juux @juux.com · 24/09/2026In some stroke of cosmic luck it seems our sex pond will be #filled around the same time my freezer-residing beers will be #chilled If this is what retirement feels like, bring it on 260
juux @juux.com · 24/09/2026Airport lounge. No beer. I’m evolving, growing ✨ (might have something to do with needing to fit into the waistcoat I’ll be wearing on Saturday) 030
Reposted by juuxTokyo Sexwhale @tokyosexwhale.bsky.social · 22/09/2026Guy walking through town saying ‘cunt’ as loud as you like on his phone. Looked up, is this TWO ankle monitors? 6192
Reposted by juuxJoel Morris @gralefrit.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Wrote something about SNL:UK and what I learned by going to see it being made… joelmorris.substack.com/p/live-from-...joelmorris.substack.comLive from London, it’s SATURDAY NIGHT!What seeing this week’s episode of SNL UK taught me about comedy. 3724073
Reposted by juuxJason Scott @textfiles.com · 12/09/2026Getting out ahead of the crowd with the best Halloween tweet: 31359328
Reposted by juuxNesbutt @nesbutt.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Roy Hodgson leaning in to give King Charles a lil kiss 042
juux @juux.com · 08/09/2026Skeeting from my car, which is on a train, which is inside a mountain. Technology, eh? 341
juux @juux.com · 03/09/2026I regret to inform you that it looks like the seppos have “reimagined” taps aff 382
Reposted by juuxwariotifo @wariotifo.bsky.social · 02/09/2026i’m escaping to the one place most corrupted by capitalism, 613627
Reposted by juuxJim Trinca @jimtrinca.bsky.social · 02/09/2026An abandoned building nearby mysteriously burned down yesterday, a type of incident that connoisseurs like to call a "Glasgow Planning Application" 1634
juux @juux.com · 02/09/2026People who have their mouse scroll wheel set to free-spin mode. Lunatics. 050
juux @juux.com · 02/09/2026Two more days of work then orf for two weeks, careening round the Alps again Then a week back at work Then a week where we’re going to a wedding in Sorrento Then Ireland for a Super Secret Thing until 5 October Busy September! 070
Reposted by juuxSpeccy Twat @speccytwat.bsky.social · 31/08/2026I know this isn’t exactly an innovative expression of surprise, but… 53 👇🏼 Robinson was 53 here. Two years older than I am now. I mean… #PaperRoundOnJupiter 5103
juux @juux.com · 31/08/2026Current stupid annoyance: people who walk with their feet really splayed out. 000
juux @juux.com · 28/08/2026“that digital doll looked to be in her 20s” Mate, can you fucking hear yourself? 191
Reposted by juuxCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 27/08/2026They made this reply in the Bluesky Lab, it may not be the most pure Bluesky response ever but it is in the slide deck 1025960613
juux @juux.com · 28/08/2026Two in Saudi?!static.klipy.comHan's Iconic 'Nah' Moment from Fast XAlt: Han's Iconic 'Nah' Moment from Fast X 020
![Argentine President refuses to confirm or deny whether his mother visited the Embassy club in Manchester in 1969.
[photos of both Javier Milei and Bernard Manning looking suspiciously alike]](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ul2zrt57uj2fwhsowaxsq5us/bafkreift2x5i7j5lnkwuvdihxh3nue3tgr3hsquhos53hbxmft4tyo7eny)
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[outside view of a toothpaste factory, signalled with a big sign on top in shape of a toothpaste tube]
SCIENTIST [a voice coming from inside factory]:
So that's decided
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SCIENTIST:
We're going to make the three types of toothpaste...
[he gestures to three tubes of toothpaste in front of him]
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SCIENTIST:
Fluoride, Slightly Different Fluoride, and Flouride But Sensitive.
[voice from off-scene];
WAIT!
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[a CHARACTER has entered. They are dressed like a magician. I've not decided what sort of character, maybe like an animal in a top hat or something. But magician-esque. They are named David Advanced Plus+].
SCIENTIST:
Who are you?
DAVID ADVANCED PLUS+:
I'm David Advanced Plus+
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SCIENTIST:
Plus plus?
DAVID ADVANCED PLUS+:
Plus+
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DAVID ADVANCED PLUS+:
I'm David Advanced Plus+ and I want you to watch carefully...
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DAVID ADVANCED PLUS+:
I'm going to say the magic word....
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DAVID ADVANCED PLUS+:
Activeprocharcoalgumproproformula3Dshinepearlssensicooolingvisiwhitecharcoalproprotectproprotectplus+PLUS+ !
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[he waves his wand and lots of different-coloured toothpaste tubes appear]
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SCIENTIST:
So many toothpastes! Are they...better?
DAVID ADVANCED PLUS+:
Are they bollocks
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DAVID ADVANCED PLUS+:
They are exactly the same...
...but plus+.
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SCIENTIST:
Plus plus?
DAVID ADVANCED PLUS+:
Plus+.
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