Reposted by ZachThe Onion @theonion.com · 01/10/2026Dude Wipes Introduces New Flushable Khakis theonion.com/dude-wipes-introduces-… 502549302
Reposted by Zachwolf man 🔒 @villein.bsky.social · 23/09/2026roasting squirrels over a barrel fire in my 300 square foot studio apartment 1887
Zach @ice-crematorium.com · 20/09/2026How are Resident Evil fans complaining when they recreated so much of the games in the movie 001
Zach @ice-crematorium.com · 28/08/2026So you can then turn it back to gold. Easier to get piss through the TSA line than it is 1000 gold bars 000
Zach @ice-crematorium.com · 28/08/2026With how many blowouts this guy has, I don't think he would last too long in the job market, unless said job was shitting. 110
Zach @ice-crematorium.com · 28/08/2026That's what I'm saying! And his forehead has so much real estate for sticker housing 030
Reposted by Zachᴢᴇɴ sɪᴍᴍᴏɴs @killlthehype.blacksky.app · 23/08/202616 months ago: Never forget how it started. 7572643493
Zach @ice-crematorium.com · 20/08/2026Perfect time to use thisstatic.klipy.comFuturama: Shut Up And Take My Money!ALT: Futurama: Shut Up And Take My Money! 010
Reposted by ZachCNN @cnn.com · 19/08/2026The Israeli military acknowledged firing on a car carrying 5-year-old Hind Rajab in Gaza after earlier denials as it opens a criminal probe into the January 2024 killing. cnn.it/3U6I6jU 26305133
Zach @ice-crematorium.com · 05/08/2026I'd say run a speed test, see what your upload mbps are, and then I know it might be less than ideal but if your output is matching your current resolution of your monitor or matching the resolution of the source input you might be able to swing lowering that and getting it to run a little better. 000
Zach @ice-crematorium.com · 05/08/2026Do you know the issue that's causing your computer to stop working when getting things set up? Also are you using obs or stream labs? 100
Reposted by ZachMicah @rincewind.run · 23/07/2026once again I am asking for a democratic party that actually does what republicans claim they will do 4671991344
Reposted by ZachAlt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 23/07/2026The White House posted on Facebook claiming that 198 Democrats voted against banning members of Congress from trading stocks while in office. What they don’t tell you is that House Republicans attached the SAVE Act to the bill. 9031761302
Zach @ice-crematorium.com · 17/07/2026They're filming with a kid. Kids can grow insanely quick overnight, I assume they're recasting so they can get scenes that need to be reshot done asap rather than wait for Hurst to heal up and the kid look vastly different than he did 6 months prior. 1350
Reposted by ZachBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/06/2026The idea that Trump wouldn't have used this as a mandate and willy nilly rounded up every first-generation non-white American by the end of the year had ONE person's vote gone differently is delusional. Things would've gotten very hot very fast. 341927234
Reposted by Zach🗽LOLGOP🗽 @lolgop.bsky.social · 25/06/2026Apparently, you're not allowed to post: “BREAKING: The ICE agent who shot and killed Renee Good in broad daylight has been identified as Jonathan Ross by the Minnesota Star Tribune. I think today is a great day for Jonathan to be indicted!” 5334561437
Reposted by ZachWario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 17/06/2026Poncle - "Following today's news about gen AI usage by Epic to create all sort of game assets, including Fortnite characters, we're currently "reviewing" our collaboration with Fortnite. We'll let you know if anything moves forward." 4736501186
Reposted by Zachdepression haver 🪼 @probablymarin.bsky.social · 06/06/2026#SonicRacingCrossWorlds #Evangelion 71356428
Reposted by ZachLorennaCleary.bsky.social @lorennacleary.bsky.social · 02/06/2026Look closely at just whom is tearing down the barricade. The governor, police, media and AG blamed the protesters. It’s clearly the state police who pushed it down. 18405143
Reposted by ZachDark Horse Workers United @darkhorseunion.bsky.social · 27/05/2026ANNOUNCEMENT: The workers of Dark Horse Comics @darkhorse.com are forming a union. Please read our mission statement below. 👇 #DHWU 103108803668
Reposted by ZachAlejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 20/05/2026Not only did two neo nazi teens attempt to copycat the Christchurch mass shooting, the world's richest man falsely blamed trans people for it. Not a single outlet covered that he spread that disinformation. 3948201309
Zach @ice-crematorium.com · 19/05/2026I feel like carpooling was just the governments and local municipalities way of shifting the blame onto the every day person for their own inability to fund proper public transportation. 340
Reposted by ZachLuke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 07/05/2026Iran keeps cooking our ass with these videos 122086315
Reposted by ZachThe Onion @theonion.com · 14/04/2026Soaring Gas Prices Forcing More Americans To Drink Less Gas 12267021041
Reposted by ZachReal Phil Braun @philbraun.bsky.social · 04/04/2026“I have some very bad news! I have just been informed that Mister Trump has passed away at Walter Reed hospital! Easter is canceled! That is all!” 1674162
Reposted by ZachBoo!-per Lund @cooperlund.online · 05/04/2026The things I felt when I realized this was the Earth and not the Moon 2606137
Reposted by ZachRav BOO!dram 🎃👻 @rvbdrm.com · 31/03/2026This is Pulitzer shit right here. 18263661238
Reposted by ZachAdult Swim Central + Art Comedy Pop-Culture Network @adultswimcentral.com · 22/03/2026RIP to one of the guys behind the ATHF Boston incident: 115867
Reposted by ZachJoseph Cox @josephcox.bsky.social · 12/03/2026I have watched 6 hours of a DOGE bro deposition. The whole thing, start to finish. It's a fascinating, and horrifying, look at the people who caused so much damage, didn't really achieve anything at all, while still being so sure they are right. Here's what they said: www.404media.co/i-watched-6-...404media.coI Watched 6 Hours of DOGE Bro Testimony. Here's What They Had to Say For ThemselvesThe hours of videos provide fascinating, or perhaps horrifying, insight into the thinking of someone inside DOGE. 19058462119
Reposted by ZachKyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 11/03/2026BREAKING NYT: An ongoing military investigation has determined that the United States is responsible for a deadly Tomahawk missile strike on an Iranian elementary school, according to U.S. officials and others familiar with the preliminary findings. www.nytimes.com/2026/03/11/u...nytimes.comU.S. at Fault in Strike on School in Iran, Preliminary Inquiry Says 24735281600
Reposted by ZachRadley Balko @radleybalko.bsky.social · 07/03/2026They've now killed four people -- three U.S. citizens and a Mexican national. They've shot several more. They've lied about all of them. They haven't shaded the truth. They haven't "misled" us. They've brazenly, knowingly lied while in possession of the evidence disproving their lies. 6847201898
Reposted by ZachHemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 04/02/2026restaurant manager: hey so, sorry to bother you, but is that a service animal? it's just, we have a policy- jabba the hutt: je wonna wonga, bazda wahota shonga salacious b crumb: AHAHAHAHAHAHAHA restaurant manager: ah. ok. cool 92136400
Reposted by ZachKumail Nanjiani @kumail.bsky.social · 03/03/2026The first legit holy shit celebrity I ever met, and to this day one of the kindest. Classy, hilarious and uniquely talented. I don’t have anything else to say. I just love this man. 353336328
Reposted by ZachTony 🎃👻 @shintonty.bsky.social · 02/03/2026all-timer sports graphic dropped 369732341
