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Elizabeth Story

@hyperbolictelly.bsky.social
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🖤🤍💜Book Designer for Tachyon Publications. Opinions my own. Give me your Oreos. www.behance.net/efstory3ffb

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SteveLibrarian @librariansteve.bsky.social · 17h
Journalists keep wanting the story to be "normal working class centrist has questions," not "our country is currently dominated by stupid people in a right wing echo chamber."
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toilet bones @toiletbones.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Found the email I sent when I got accidentally added to the faculty listserv of an orthopedic surgery clinic and nobody would remove me so I sent this email to all faculty/staff/med students and they removed me almost immediately
Hello Bone Colleagues, 
I have invented a new type of ankle and I'm very excited to show it to you. Early raccoon trials suggest a 60% increase in scurrying speed and dramatic increases in fine motor banditry. I know we are not supposed to create super raccoons, but I think you'll change your mind and professional ethics when you see how cute they are. I believe we are on the cusp of a new era in advanced human scurrying because if medical science has taught me anything, it's that improvements in raccoons correspond 1:1 to improvements in humans. 

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[My name]
Chief Bone Inventor
Chair, Department of Foot and Leg Innovation
Lord Mayor, Musculoskeletal Medicine 
Hartford HealthCare,
The Bone & Joint Institute at Hartford Hospital.
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RiC.H.U.D F. @rfranklin15.bsky.social · 19h
I fuckin love these books.
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John Holbo @jholbo.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Vance has learned one thing from Trump: the art of unembarrassed, extravagant, effortless, conscienceless lying, no matter how big and how obviously absurd. I don’t know if conservatives will take it, from him, but he’s gonna give it to them in big slop buckets. Almost as big as Trump’s.
“JD Vance defends Trump's taxpayer-funded propaganda videos: "If you look at the message of those advertisements, they are not partisan, it's not like we're advocating for a particular candidate"”
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Elizabeth Anne, PhD @lacksauthority.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
never the wrong time for this classic
Screenshot of a tweet by @RobbtKraft reading “scientist: "does everyone here know what Watson and Crick discovered?" 
me from back of room: "Rosalind Franklin's notes"”
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 05/10/2026
This is your occasional reminder that generative "AI" in particular could have been developed on public domain materials and/or licensed and compensated works but the major players intentionally, methodically and systemically chose to steal labor from working creative folks instead
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 05/10/2026
"Nothing prettier than a deceased leaf hanging from a tree in its final few moments on earth. It makes me want to wrap an oversized scarf around my neck and take a walk through the carnage." buff.ly/2vXkd3o
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I Love When the Leaves Turn Beautiful Colors and Fall to Their Deaths
“Nothing prettier than a deceased leaf hanging from a tree in its final few moments on earth. It makes me want to wrap an oversized scarf around my neck and ...
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I think this is part of the reason I get so heated over this. Not only are you betting on Elon Musk and look like the biggest sucker in history, you're also saying that you consider a chatbot app to be AI which makes you look even dumber. It's an app. It's not alive. And you're using it to be lazy
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Seanan McGuire @seananmcguire.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I have been a guest at conventions where, during the pre-con walk through, my handler has pointed out the bar and mentioned how some guests are "more fun" and "get asked back," then names only men. Because a lot of female guests aren't comfortable hanging out around alcohol with strangers.
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Elizabeth Story @hyperbolictelly.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
the "solution" is to adjust my sleep settings to longer, but fuck you microsoft if you can tell when I'm watching fucking crunchyroll you should be able to stay awake for an mp3
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Elizabeth Story @hyperbolictelly.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
so I can leave youtube playing and Windows wont fall asleep, but i try playing music on a media player and LOL nope it's gonna fall asleep before the song is even finished. Looked up troubleshooting and found out this has been a KNOWN ISSUE for fucking years and they've done absolutely nothing
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Elizabeth Story @hyperbolictelly.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
static.klipy.com
Mean Girls: It's October 3rd
Alt: Mean Girls: It's October 3rd
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Dieselbrain @dieselbrain.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
FA is being very up front about both the cost of hosting the site [it aint cheap] and how advertisers theyd been relying on prior are pushing all the same puritan bullshit weve been seeing other platforms push FA is one of very few Old Internet spaces around. Support em while we CAN
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mtsw @mtsw.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
They're trying to steal the election. The Plot to Enslave America
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Elizabeth Story @hyperbolictelly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
now i'm having a craving
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Tachyon Publications @tachyonpub.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
For over 30 years, #HapandLeonard have been raising hell, righting wrongs, and eating copious vanilla cookies. This fall, @joerlansdale.bsky.social brings their story to a close. To honor the end of the road, every Tachyon Hap and Leonard title is 20% off all October long buff.ly/FR2eV1f
promotion for Hap & Leonard sale with images of all Tachyon Hap & Leonard titles

https://tachyonpublications.com/product-category/sale/
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Melissa Gira Grant @melissagiragrant.com · 02/10/2026
!!!! from “Polarization Is Not the Problem” by @lilymasonphd.bsky.social — muse.jhu.edu/pub/1/articl...
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Michael Swanwick @michaelswanwick.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Part 2 of AUTUMN'S END is up. Things are starting to get creepy. floggingbabel.blogspot.com/2026/10/autu...
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AUTUMN'S END (Part 2 of 31)
.                                          Above: Every year, to celebrate the season, I write a Halloween story which Marianne and I then c...
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Jon Baker @thejonbaker.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
RANKED. COMPETITIVE. POOPING.
Royal Highland Show sign that says “Toilets For Competition use only”
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Pookleblinky @pookleblinky.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
These guys are going "look, I invented a mind that is ok to enslave!" Which means they *already think there are some minds that are ok to enslave* And then you look at how they treat actual people and you're like "yeah that checks out, shithead"
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Elizabeth Story @hyperbolictelly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Hell Yeah Ninth House!
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Boo-tros Boo-tros Ghoulish @dlbowman76.com · 02/10/2026
Oh GOD. Centrists are so, so, SO damned stupid. Austerity doesn't work. We know it doesn't work. We literally have data showing it doesn't work. The Keynesian approach — pump money into the economy — does work. But billionaires hate it, and billionaires own legislators. I need a painkiller.
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Elizabeth Story @hyperbolictelly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
as someone who hates the pressure of coming up with something fresh and witty every year, I love having a go-to that always fits in my closet! (also, after one too many flimsy Spirit bagged costumes, I promised myself i'd never spend halloween cold again)
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Elizabeth Story @hyperbolictelly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
tippy toes!
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Elizabeth Story @hyperbolictelly.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
last few years I've spent halloween in my snorlax kigurumi. also fun to wear around the house when it's chilly!
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Elizabeth Story @hyperbolictelly.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
i mirrored the drawing and Oh No
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Tamsin the Sword ⚔️ Monster 🧌 @tamsin.reimaginedgirl.com · 01/10/2026
LOVE IS REAL
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Ste Jormur @stejormur.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The rationalists' feared "AI super persuader" is here, but luckily it only works on old people with incipient dementia and phone addiction. Unfortunately, one of them happens to be president
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 01/10/2026
"The idea that the law is optional is a cancer Trump and his allies have injected into the government, and it must be excised." — @paulwaldman.bsky.social
publicnotice.co
Scenes from a personality cult
Trump’s taxpayer-funded agitprop is clearly illegal — and that’s the point.
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Kevin M. Kruse @kevinmkruse.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Calling Vance "the most ordinary man imaginable" is so softly savage, you have to admire it.
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Ally Roth @alinaisyou.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
For 15 years, there is no one I have relied on or trusted more than my friend and brother Mikey Goodmark. The support he shows to everyone he touches represents what every human being should be. But Mikey is struggling. And we have reached the point where we need help getting him back to safety.
gofund.me
Donate to Keep Mikey and His Cat in Their Home, organized by Raven Jakubowski
Our lifelong friend and found family member Mikey Goodmark is currently facing… Raven Jakubowski needs your support for Keep Mikey and His Cat in Their Home
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Jack Graham @timescarcass.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
YouTube is absolutely choked with AI-wriiten, AI-illustrated, AI-read sludge; cliche-ridden, replete with stereotypes, pandering to envy, spite, victimhood, schadefreude, and prejudice, yet purporting to be real. And I'm here to tell you: people, especially older people, BELIEVE IT’S ALL TRUE.
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Dan Sinykin @dan-sinnamon.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Working on this reported essay, just published, increasingly took over my life for the last two months. PEN America did a terrible disservice with its sloppy reporting about American Jews and Israelis in publishing in July. Josh Lambert and I tried to do better. jewishcurrents.org/what-pen-ame...
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What PEN America Got Wrong About Antisemitism in Publishing
Misleading anecdotes, flawed data, and oversimplified analyses are at the heart of a narrative of Jewish exclusion promoted by the free expression…
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Rick Klaw @rickklaw.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Sale actually includes ALL Tachyon Lansdale titles! BEST OF, THE ESSSENTIAL HORROR, THINGS GET UGLY, IN THE MAD MOUNTAINS, FLAMING ZEPPLINS, DEADMAN'S CROSSING and even the Lansdale edited CRUCIFIED DREMS are all also 20% off throughout October!
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S. E. Wigget @sewigget.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Tsunami Books, a quirky & progressive new & used independent bookshop in Eugene, Oregon, is requesting donations so they can purchase the building they've been renting for ages. www.gofundme.com/f/after-30-y... #books #TsunamiBooks #indiebookstores #independentbookstores #bookshop #booksbooksbooks
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Donate to After 30 Years of Paying Rent, Help Tsunami Buy the Property, organized by Tsunami Books
https://lookouteugene-springfield.com/story/latest-news/2026/… Tsunami Books needs your support for After 30 Years of Paying Rent, Help Tsunami Buy the Property
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Elizabeth Story @hyperbolictelly.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
trying to remind myself to drink the tea i have before buying more tea
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Claire Willett @clairewillett.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"with Claude, we will no longer need lightly stoned weirdos who work at record stores because they are neurodivergent as hell and some band you've never heard of but is about to change your life is their special interest" these tech bros really hate anyone who was cooler than them in high school
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Josh Fruhlinger @jfruh.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
they DIDN'T REFUND her fucking TUITION?????
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 29/09/2026
awoke this morning with a Vision
that diagram showing  the SUV blind spot in the front but it's lowly worm driving his little applemobile
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Adam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
I like that in becoming a nazi, you get glowing coverage as a brave iconoclast, and then when you stop being a nazi, you’re get glowing coverage as a brave dissident. Money coming and going. Only way you lose is having normal opinions like “racism bad” bsky.app/profile/trac...
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Ivy @ivyashe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
It is also important to note that Cornell doesn't have a journalism major. These are students who may not even plan to make journalism a career, but their dedication to the field is tremendous.
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Lindsey Boylan @lindseyboylan.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
This man is a monster. He seeks out women survivors because he hates them. And he hates them because he hates himself. He has harassed me and other women survivors many times over the years. It must end. He should never have a job anywhere.
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Josh Rountree @joshrountree.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
The Czech language edition of The Legend of Charlie Fish is coming soon!!
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Hillary Monahan @hillarymonahan.bsky.social · 05/09/2024
Your annual reminder that any treats that have black icing are probably using activated charcoal for coloring which neutralizes meds like, say, birth control pills. Ask my cousin. Quint's 6 now. This also applies to antibiotics and head meds. Be careful, please.
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ExpendableMudge (he/him) @expendablemudge.bsky.social · 06/09/2026
Get your children vaccinated. Get yourself flu and COVID vaccinated annually. youtu.be/2uURMKLAPZw?...
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Doctor Answers Vaccine Questions | Tech Support | WIRED
YouTube video by WIRED
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Stephen Judkins @stephenjudkins.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Absolutely this. Also the bizarre implication that Democrats could have just designed Trump-proof or SCOTUS-proof laws or institutions, like if they had "codified Roe v Wade". It doesn't work like that! If you can build it, someone else can tear it down!
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JennyB @iheartmaps.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I don't know how to deal with you if you read these and don't feel an immense ache for the lack of humanity we are showing to our neighbors.
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SpooKlu @dededaio.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
people are discoursing about how weeby it is to refer to anime via its jp title rather than localized one and my only take on the matter is if you refer to fullmetal alchemist as Hagane no Renkinjutsushi then you are a loser, but also dungeon meshi sounds infinitely better than delicious in dungeon
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Captain Awkward @captainawkward.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
One tangible reward of becoming an Unrepentant Vibe-Killer For Unsafe Men is that your social circle will rapidly contain fewer Unsafe Men.
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 27/09/2026
"To stop the WALL OF SHIT LAVA from WRECKING YOUR HOUSE AND BICYCLE, you will actually need to purchase the SHIT DAM, which is SOLD SEPARATELY." buff.ly/giIjvin
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We Must Create the Shit Machine
“For as long as humans have created SHIT with our BODIES AND BUTTS, we have been asking this FUNDAMENTAL QUESTION: What if there were a COMPUTER that could A...
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