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David

@horribledavid.bsky.social
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Hi I'm David

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Mack @mackalright.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
i made these shitty stickers for as cheap as i could, please get them and slap them all over any ai posters you see mackalright-shop.fourthwall.com/products/ai-...
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David @horribledavid.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
On the flip side if you stare at the eclipse long enough you can have an eclipse every day
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VƎX Werewolf @vexwerewolf.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
"Trans people require lifelong medical care" Everyone requires lifelong medical care you fucking dipshit
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David @horribledavid.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Is that good?
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Mari Biscuits @maribiscuits.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I have so many fruit enemies now.
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TheNewDomShow @thenewdomshow.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
"Tell Jabba I'll get him his money..."
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David @horribledavid.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
You're telling me I could be drinking a delicious spicy Cheeto shake?
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David @horribledavid.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Bluesky about to get MESSY
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Katy Montgomerie 🦗 @katymontgomerie.com · 26/05/2026
Could there be a better example of "the trans debate" than 98% of women supporting trans people and then one single lone person voting against them and getting their way regardless. It's all such a fucking sham
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failnaut @failnaut.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Recently, one of my closest friends, the funny, talented and kind @ettin.itch.io, lost his mother, after acting as his family's primary care support for a decade. She's why he has a career as a writer. He is trying to cover the costs of her cremation, and needs our support: gofund.me/40f37091a
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If ICE isn't allowed to do it then neither is Gritty. @polearmguy.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
The first rule of gaslighting club is you've always been a member of gaslighting club
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
arnold in the 1987 THE RUNNING MAN, a bit worse for wear in his high tech jumpsuit, as he's just killed one of the unfairly overpowered hunters, and is talking to the evil show host to tell him with a clever line
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
getting carbombed after a palantir thinktank pays me $125 to pretend to be a Gay Looking Ethical Non Monogamist who is glad alcatraz closed
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Oops𓅓 @vodkula.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Video game depicting Godzilla in a city. The text readsn go ahead Godzilla destroy the data center s
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 06/05/2026
DAWKINS: You idiots believe in God? ALSO DAWKINS: The Computer is alive. And it’s also my girlfriend
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David @horribledavid.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
We used to confuse this guy by adding him to Twitter threads.
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SeeEmilyPlay @seeemilyyplay.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
BPD is complex and difficult. It can feel isolating and scary. It can make you feel like the worst person ever to exist. Being deep in a spiral is horrible. But I know I can get out of it, that I can get better, that I can get control back. It’s hard as hell but everyday I’m fighting it
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David @horribledavid.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Erika Kirk might be histories funniest widow.
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Alex @axmdoes.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 30/04/2026
just two dudes, being bros
a back and forth between me and cedar longpenis

cedar: cut my life into pieces i came inside my jorts

me: ejaculation

cedar: no breeding

me:don’t really care if i’m in my pants creaming

and the. out of nowhere a face melting guitar riff hits the skyline
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Minovsky @minovskyarticle.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Before the AI narrator mutates into an insectoid speaking in tongues, it's morbidly fascinating to hear the tricks it tries and catastrophically fails at to fill the dead space. There are wet lip smacks, the crunch of eating too close to the mic, breaths, & key strokes all collapsing into each other
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
If only there was a word for “exploitative sexual behavior with a 16-year-old girl when he was 30.”
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
News used to be better
Quark chyron on the news with Quark speaking
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Me, joking: I can’t believe we chose “destroying the economy” and “losing wars” over “being nice to trans people occasionally” Conservatives, dead serious: it was a tough choice, but I’m glad we picked “destroying the economy” and “losing wars” over “being nice to trans people occasionally”
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Daniel Dockery @dandock.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I love hearing people's favorite Godzilla movie choices, because it's an equal mix of "It's a tragic metaphor for nuclear destruction that continues to resonate" and "The filmmaking is a lovely blend of tokusatsu action and human drama" and "I like Gigan because he's handsome"
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Rav BOO!dram 🎃👻 @rvbdrm.com · 31/03/2026
This is Pulitzer shit right here.
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Jen @jenjenboots.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Don’t forget to set your clocks back tonight! It always slipped my mind until I heard this traditional rhyme: Spring back for Easter’s attack, forward in Fall ‘tward the Pumpkin Man’s call.
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David @horribledavid.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
@torshi.bsky.social Hello to the only other person I’ve seen who uses a rude dog avatar, I just got real confused reading a thread
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Rude Mean Gay @jezzerat.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Are the straits okay?
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David @horribledavid.bsky.social · 10/03/2026
Wish I could harness the excitement I get when Mulder and Scully meet the episodes local Sheriff
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Taff @bigtaffman.bsky.social · 07/03/2026
Just checked and I'm at £47,835.61 raised for charity since 2020 when I started doing this silly streaming thing Another 2 and a bit thousand and I'll be able to start saying Ive raised £50k. Thats cool. Cool.
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David @horribledavid.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
We've had some great news here, Robin has been offered a huge discount on the chair we've been raising money for so we're incredibly close to the goal now, if anyone has anything to spare get my pal some wheels. gofund.me/5a95f49b4
gofund.me
Donate to Help Robin get a life-changing wheelchair, organized by Willow Stone
Hello! I'm Robin and I am hoping to raise money to pay for a new electric wheel… Willow Stone needs your support for Help Robin get a life-changing wheelchair
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Avery Edison @averyedison.com · 11/02/2026
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Post from Avery Edison: I wrote "I am alive" on a piece of paper, and placed it into a photocopier. What I saw next has shocking implications
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Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 03/02/2026
hey remember when I got shit on for years for trying to warn people that GamerGate was just Nazis and not just about harassing women and not just about some “consumer revolt”
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Paul @paulwastook.com · 03/02/2026
If you see someone wearing meta glasses you're legally allowed to deck them, I checked
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David @horribledavid.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
They don't teach enough in schools that evil is also often really stupid.
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Tirk @frogkaro.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
How are you supposed to explain to people how this entire social, political, and economic reality is entirely downstream from anime getting banned on some dipshit's forum 25ish years ago
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sixpenceee none the richer @kagredon.bsky.social · 30/01/2026
xbox live took stronger action against jeffrey epstein than the entire us government
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Gee @geeboss.bsky.social · 22/01/2026
I haven't been shouting about this on social media much due to the fact I need to make some stuff to promote it but I am raising money for Beatson Cancer charity. This summer I will be attempting to skateboard from the west coast of Scotland to the east coast of Scotland over a 3 day period.
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georgia-lux @georgialux.bsky.social · 16/01/2026
"i saw a bad post on x" ok well i saw a turd in the toilet but i'm not making you look at a screenshot of it
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Garth Marenghi's Catbus @catbus.phd · 13/01/2026
lol owned
Grant Gustin grave meme the headstone has gilbert on it grants head has been replaced with Garfield
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 16/03/2025
mrs. gennaro I am sorry to have to tell you this but your husband was killed in a work accident. they made dinosaurs real for fun and he got eaten by one while sitting on the toilet. he wasn’t using it he died abandoning children
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OrcGirlBoss 🐇🏹 @orc.bsky.social · 04/01/2025
For Sale: Katanas, Never Drawn
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maple cocaine @maplecocaine.bsky.social · 08/01/2026
I honestly wish i were this stupid because knowing about reality as it actually exists is too fucking much sometimes
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David @horribledavid.bsky.social · 06/01/2026
When I was a kid I rolled off the top bunk of a bunk-bed, landed on my face and managed to roll underneath the bottom bunk without waking up.
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