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David

@horribledavid.bsky.social
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Mack @mackalright.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
i made these shitty stickers for as cheap as i could, please get them and slap them all over any ai posters you see mackalright-shop.fourthwall.com/products/ai-...
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David @horribledavid.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
On the flip side if you stare at the eclipse long enough you can have an eclipse every day
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David @horribledavid.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I vaguely remember it just sort of standing there being threatening until I could run away
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David @horribledavid.bsky.social · 07/08/2026
I went to the Trocadero one as a kid, I got my foot stuck in the chair and the alien had to fill for time...
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VƎX Werewolf @vexwerewolf.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
"Trans people require lifelong medical care" Everyone requires lifelong medical care you fucking dipshit
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David @horribledavid.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
I’ll remember he died from shitting and farting.
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David @horribledavid.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Awooo
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David @horribledavid.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
Is that good?
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David @horribledavid.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
static.klipy.com
Sopranos Pauly: "Satanic Black Magic. Sick Shit."
Alt: Sopranos Paulie: "Satanic Black Magic. Sick Shit."
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David @horribledavid.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
I set a goal this morning and met it I’ve never felt more successful
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David @horribledavid.bsky.social · 27/06/2026
It’s the old friends in to fruit enemies cliche.
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Mari Biscuits @maribiscuits.bsky.social · 25/06/2026
I have so many fruit enemies now.
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TheNewDomShow @thenewdomshow.bsky.social · 19/06/2026
"Tell Jabba I'll get him his money..."
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David @horribledavid.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
You're telling me I could be drinking a delicious spicy Cheeto shake?
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David @horribledavid.bsky.social · 11/06/2026
Bluesky about to get MESSY
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Katy Montgomerie 🦗 @katymontgomerie.com · 26/05/2026
Could there be a better example of "the trans debate" than 98% of women supporting trans people and then one single lone person voting against them and getting their way regardless. It's all such a fucking sham
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failnaut @failnaut.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Recently, one of my closest friends, the funny, talented and kind @ettin.itch.io, lost his mother, after acting as his family's primary care support for a decade. She's why he has a career as a writer. He is trying to cover the costs of her cremation, and needs our support: gofund.me/40f37091a
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If ICE isn't allowed to do it then neither is Gritty. @polearmguy.bsky.social · 21/05/2026
The first rule of gaslighting club is you've always been a member of gaslighting club
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daryl "rupert pumpkin" b 🏳️‍⚧️ @hypercubexl.bsky.social · 16/05/2026
arnold in the 1987 THE RUNNING MAN, a bit worse for wear in his high tech jumpsuit, as he's just killed one of the unfairly overpowered hunters, and is talking to the evil show host to tell him with a clever line
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wint @dril.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
getting carbombed after a palantir thinktank pays me $125 to pretend to be a Gay Looking Ethical Non Monogamist who is glad alcatraz closed
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Oops𓅓 @vodkula.bsky.social · 12/05/2026
Video game depicting Godzilla in a city. The text readsn go ahead Godzilla destroy the data center s
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Patrick Monahan @pattymo.com · 06/05/2026
DAWKINS: You idiots believe in God? ALSO DAWKINS: The Computer is alive. And it’s also my girlfriend
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David @horribledavid.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
Not a smart guy!
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David @horribledavid.bsky.social · 06/05/2026
We used to confuse this guy by adding him to Twitter threads.
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SeeEmilyPlay @seeemilyyplay.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
BPD is complex and difficult. It can feel isolating and scary. It can make you feel like the worst person ever to exist. Being deep in a spiral is horrible. But I know I can get out of it, that I can get better, that I can get control back. It’s hard as hell but everyday I’m fighting it
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David @horribledavid.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Just seen her hat says freedom on it, what a naturally funny woman
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David @horribledavid.bsky.social · 01/05/2026
Erika Kirk might be histories funniest widow.
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Alex @axmdoes.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
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al-boo @captainacabairbud.myatproto.social · 30/04/2026
just two dudes, being bros
a back and forth between me and cedar longpenis

cedar: cut my life into pieces i came inside my jorts

me: ejaculation

cedar: no breeding

me:don’t really care if i’m in my pants creaming

and the. out of nowhere a face melting guitar riff hits the skyline
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Minovsky @minovskyarticle.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Before the AI narrator mutates into an insectoid speaking in tongues, it's morbidly fascinating to hear the tricks it tries and catastrophically fails at to fill the dead space. There are wet lip smacks, the crunch of eating too close to the mic, breaths, & key strokes all collapsing into each other
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Molly Knight @mollyknight.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
If only there was a word for “exploitative sexual behavior with a 16-year-old girl when he was 30.”
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Brendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
News used to be better
Quark chyron on the news with Quark speaking
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David @horribledavid.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
With the greatest of respect senator, this post is loser shit.
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David @horribledavid.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
This one really fucked me up when I saw it
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
Me, joking: I can’t believe we chose “destroying the economy” and “losing wars” over “being nice to trans people occasionally” Conservatives, dead serious: it was a tough choice, but I’m glad we picked “destroying the economy” and “losing wars” over “being nice to trans people occasionally”
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David @horribledavid.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
If it sucks hit da bricks
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Daniel Dockery @dandock.bsky.social · 03/04/2026
I love hearing people's favorite Godzilla movie choices, because it's an equal mix of "It's a tragic metaphor for nuclear destruction that continues to resonate" and "The filmmaking is a lovely blend of tokusatsu action and human drama" and "I like Gigan because he's handsome"
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Rav BOO!dram 🎃👻 @rvbdrm.com · 31/03/2026
This is Pulitzer shit right here.
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David @horribledavid.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
I think it's near Stroop
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David @horribledavid.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
No
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David @horribledavid.bsky.social · 30/03/2026
There are but they don’t stream what they’re watching just themselves
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Jen @jenjenboots.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Don’t forget to set your clocks back tonight! It always slipped my mind until I heard this traditional rhyme: Spring back for Easter’s attack, forward in Fall ‘tward the Pumpkin Man’s call.
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David @horribledavid.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
media.tenor.com
a man is standing in front of a blue background with the words `` throw me upon the heap '' .
Alt: Leon Kennedy pretending to be a cat standing in front of a blue background with the words `` throw me upon the heap '' .
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David @horribledavid.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
Slander, he didn’t actually ever work a day as a cop!
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David @horribledavid.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
media.tenor.com
a man with a beard says " who would ve thought "
Alt: Paul Rudd saying ‘Hey look at us’
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David @horribledavid.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
@torshi.bsky.social Hello to the only other person I’ve seen who uses a rude dog avatar, I just got real confused reading a thread
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Spooky Rude Mean Gay @jezzerat.bsky.social · 16/03/2026
Are the straits okay?
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