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@failnaut.bsky.social
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i help nonprofits, organize workers, paint minis, make games at @skullshapedmoon.com, write @deathplastic.bsky.social, and i love my wife @thatbgdork.bsky.social anti-AI, trans rights are human rights (he/him)

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failnaut @failnaut.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
i hope this week is a lesson to so many people who think burying their heads in the fucking sand while multiple genocides are taking place makes them in any way morally good and not wildly selfish and completely devoid of advanced thought
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Justin Đoàn @soundaholism.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
This is why solidarity is important, and I'm glad these artists stood by their principles. They can fuck with one of you and get way with it, but they can't fuck with all of you without meaningful consequences to themselves.
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failnaut @failnaut.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Been working on a custom Dark Angels codex zine for a third edition Cityfight event. It's been fun doing the layout, writing lore boxouts, figuring out which rules to keep to hand by the unit etc. Not posting the rules text pages.
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failnaut @failnaut.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
he's been more consistently progressive than a lot of the musicians who get unduly lionized by the public, which is wild when you consider that he's simply doing the most moral thing possible, what a low bar to meet and what a high cost for meeting it
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DEATH PLASTIC @deathplastic.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Volume two features a deep dive into sewer-crawling skirmish game Ratking. Get the mag for $5 or free, it's the same PDF: deathplastic.itch.io
"The experience of teaching people the rules to a game you made is excruciating. God awful. You know how bad it is to teach friends the rules of a boardgame and have to say ‘I promise this is fun’ every few sentences? It’s that, times a thousand. So a lot of that layering is the result of asking myself ‘what rules do I need to teach a new player for them to have fun?’"

Maude Bogbody (she/her),
on Ratking

DEATH PLASTIC
VOL 2 OUT NOW
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failnaut @failnaut.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
grovercraft
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failnaut @failnaut.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
gone done made another magazine, there's so much stuff in here, including some pretty personal stuff about my hobby journey - hope you enjoy it, love you
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Sean McCoy @sean.tuesdayknightgames.com · 01/09/2026
Applications for the Mothership #Jump-9 Writers Grant are now open. Deadline is September 30. www.tuesdayknightgames.com/pages/mother...
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Area Man @areamancm.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
I don’t do a lot of TikTok but quite honestly, hats off. A masterpiece
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failnaut @failnaut.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
being mad at me because i won't condone AI use is weird, i am literally telling you i believe in your abilities more than you do
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failnaut @failnaut.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
reading a certain headline like
static.klipy.com
Michael Scott's Confused Turn in The Office
Alt: Michael Scott in The Office looking knowingly at the camera before turning around and walking back into his office.
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Sean McCoy @sean.tuesdayknightgames.com · 26/08/2026
Mothership Month is back this year, with one big caveat: no crowdfunding, no new releases. Instead we're investing back in the community: For starters: the Jump-9 Writers Grant will invest $9k in 3 new writers to help them each create a Mothership zine. www.failuretolerated.com/mothership-m...
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Mothership Month 2026
<p><strong>Mothership Month is coming November 1 - November 30,</strong> back to our regularly scheduled timeslot. With one big caveat: <strong>No crowdfunding this year.</strong></p> <p>I don’t know ...
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failnaut @failnaut.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
it's... it's literally designed to be used by people who can't create anything themselves, we truly do love to give endless money and reach to some of the stupidest people alive
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failnaut @failnaut.bsky.social · 26/08/2026
I can tell you this did not go down like they expected here in Indiana, and that the majority of the state told the monstrous people behind the push to absolutely go fuck themselves. The only way this would've been less popular is if you'd come for Dale Earnhardt. Raise hell. Praise Dolly.
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Bree Lundberg @breelundberg.com · 25/08/2026
In honor of Dolly, get your annual COVID booster if you can. You can save lives too.
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failnaut @failnaut.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Every couple of weeks or so, I sit and read uplifting news headlines to my wife for about fifteen minutes. There's a lot more of it than you'd think. I'm five years into nonprofit work and if you don't keep a balance you will find it hard to keep going without losing your humanity.
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The thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · 17/11/2024
WenzlerPowers: 

Dolly Parton writing “I will always love you“ and “Jolene“ in the same day is mind blowing.

It’s like if da Vinci finished the Mona Lisa then turned around in the same day and wrote “Jolene“
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failnaut @failnaut.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
the issue with modern videogames isn't a lack of interesting ideas, it's that almost every single one of them is having the same live service season pass bullshit slapped on top because the people in charge aren't capable of coming up with a sustainable business model that doesn't abuse the audience
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Sen. Danica Roem @pwcdanica.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Infinite love and respect to Dolly Parton’s memory and legacy, on behalf of LGBTQ+ metalheads. Here’s Dolly and Rob Halford singing “Jolene” together four years ago in Cleveland at the Rock & Roll Hall of Fame: m.youtube.com/watch?v=ST8Z...
Dolly Parton and Judas Priest frontman Rob Halford singing together during the 2022 Rock & Roll Hall of Fame ceremony.
https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=ST8ZAmyJ9e4
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Boze Herrington, Library Owl @sketchesbyboze.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton rose from poverty to stardom. She gave $500 to every student in her hometown who finished high school; she built hospitals & bald eagle preserves; her Imagination Library has gifted 300 million books to children. Roger Ebert met her and came away thinking she was a literal angel. RIP.
“In Dallas for the premier of '9 to 5', I had an uncanny experience, and on the plane home to Chicago I confessed it to Siskel: I had been granted a private half hour with Dolly Parton, and as we spoke I was filled with a strange ethereal grace. This was not spiritual, nor was it sexual. It was healing and comforting. Gene listened and said, "Roger, I felt the exact same thing during my interview with her." We looked at each other. What did this mean? Neither one of us ever felt that feeling again. From time to time we would refer to it in wonder.”
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failnaut @failnaut.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
and if this matters to you, please maybe wear a mask, if i see one more person trying to blame "con crud" before developing long covid i am going to become the joker
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 25/08/2026
[Exit Queen.]
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Kyle Griffin @kylegriffin1.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Dolly Parton's Imagination Library gifted more than 332,000,000 books since it was first created 31 years ago.
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Jan Willem Nijman @jwaaaap.com · 25/08/2026
post inspired by the blood dungeon launch and how nice it is that once someone has made flywrench you don’t even need to know anything and youll get nidhogg 1&2, wheel world and now blood dungeon without any algorithmic help necessary
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Jan Willem Nijman @jwaaaap.com · 25/08/2026
the thing about indie games is that if someone designs one single game I love, I’ll get whatever they make for the rest of their lives and pretty much always have a good time. people are so attached to ip but imo you really gotta know the creators.
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failnaut @failnaut.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
healed perfectly, super chuffed
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Grant Howitt @gshowitt.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
experimenting with automated abandoned cart emails. not quite got the hang of it yet
RE: GIVE US YOUR MONEY, CUR

Preview: Thought you’d got away clean, huh?

Had fun on our website, did you? Course you did. It’s great.

But you think you can come around here, put items in your basket, and then swan off without checking out?

On MY WEBSITE?

I got a call from the half-dozen bug-eyed, pallid dorks we locked in the computer room until they agreed to make and run us a shop. (Yeah! We still have a computer room! What of it?) They were in tears. Really upset. They’ve spent so much time on that website, and between you and me I think they’ve figured out that we really have no intention of releasing them so this is pretty much all they have to live for - and you’d take this away from them? 

There’s three outcomes I can see:
- You click here, buy whatever was in your basket, maybe throw an extra copy of Spire or something in there as an apology, and we say no more about it
- I come over to your house and stomp about on your roof until you see the error of your ways
- I have to walk down all fifteen flights of stairs from my marble and obsidian office suite (we don’t believe in elevators at RRD) and calm down the dorks by putting blankets over their heads and singing jazz classics to them under my breath

Take it from me: you don’t want me on your roof. Years of aged brandy and luxury desserts have left me hefty and cantankerous. And the dorks don’t want me to put blankets on their heads, and I can’t sing, so if anything it makes the situation worse and that just makes me angrier.

I think we can both see how this is going to shake out. 

Love,

Grant “Big Money” Howitt
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failnaut @failnaut.bsky.social · 25/08/2026
Oh shit! This is the LGS I order from! Hell yeah.
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failnaut @failnaut.bsky.social · 24/08/2026
if you're arguing over the competitive badness of two people maybe they're both bad and you can use your free time on a hobby instead of playing who wins in a scenario where we all lose
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elmcat @elmc.at · 23/08/2026
fuck it elmc.at/death-of-a-h...
elmc.at
Death of a Hobby
Fuck it.
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The Weekly Scroll @theweeklyscroll.com · 23/08/2026
Just sit in this
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failnaut @failnaut.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
is a lazy susan with corners a pivot table
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failnaut @failnaut.bsky.social · 21/08/2026
github: platforms vibe coding (ai slopcode), ignores all the metrics pointing to it causing a huge spike in code uploads also github: commits doubled and our site fell over, who's generating all this code so fast :(
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failnaut @failnaut.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
ah, the twice a year tradition of being told i have to get to a medical appointment dead on time or face consequences only to spend usually about an hour waiting in the room for my doctor to show up
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failnaut @failnaut.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
this is maybe the best non 40k but same vibes videogame of all time, i fucking love it you're the sole operator of a big walking turret and you're calculating firing solutions and petting your cat and loading car sized shells into giant guns it has a WAR HORN store.steampowered.com/app/2950790/...
store.steampowered.com
Save 25% on IRON NEST: Heavy Turret Simulator on Steam
IRON NEST is a brutal dieselpunk heavy-artillery game where you dominate the battlefield through a colossal war machine. Take map measurements based on the received coordinates, strain the hydraulics,...
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failnaut @failnaut.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
Good birthday. Made it. Wouldn't have without @thatbgdork.bsky.social. I love you.
My wife and I outdoors at a venue.
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Foucault's Pudendum @kaitave.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Once again wondering how long it's going to be before game devs start putting dead man switches inside the games they program, and what incentives there are for them not to do so
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failnaut @failnaut.bsky.social · 04/08/2026
if you want people to believe in themselves you gotta stop viewing people who express any form of self confidence as narcissists
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Zoë “Baddie Proctor” Quinn @unburntwitch.com · 03/08/2026
PSA: It's even worse. Craig not only operated a revenge porn website, but he also was engaging in racketeering by secretly running several shell companies that offered a paid service that would remove your revenge porn *from the revenge porn distro sites he owned*.
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failnaut @failnaut.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
Pretty chuffed. One rocky moment when a silver got turned into a bronze due to a mistake from the event team but otherwise solid results and I'm excited for next year. Being ranked next to @warhammerweekly.bsky.social felt like hitting a painting goal in a huge way.
A selfie of me holding up two bronze and two silver ribbons for miniature painting.
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failnaut @failnaut.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
WELCOME TO INDIANA
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Conlin (wuz) @wuz.quest · 01/08/2026
GenCon folks! Our panel on co-ops in the TTRPG space is tonight at 6pm at Crowne Plaza: Conrail! Come swing by, it’s free and we’ll have a lot of great info for you! www.gencon.com/events/316474
gencon.com
Gen Con | Gen Con Indy 2026
The Best Four Days in Gaming
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failnaut @failnaut.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
god fucking dammit really, of all people, for fuck's sake
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failnaut @failnaut.bsky.social · 01/08/2026
@tabletopminions.bsky.social sent you a DM on instagram about a gen con event :)
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failnaut @failnaut.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
new ink :)
A tattoo of a Plague Marine that reads: WE'RE ALL EQUAL IN DEATH AND DECAY.
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failnaut @failnaut.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
new tattoo dayyyy 🥰
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failnaut @failnaut.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
every person who voted no on independence is fundamentally politically illiterate or just a tory, and this is the reward, more english superiority shite and fucking brexit, well done
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failnaut @failnaut.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
he always did, it's why he sought permission from the writers of songs he wants to parody, because the guy genuinely adores other artists and has no interest in his platform ever being used for something nefarious
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failnaut @failnaut.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
"no politics" only serves people privileged enough to be unaffected by politics
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failnaut @failnaut.bsky.social · 23/07/2026
the historical accuracy racists never seem to have any issues with things like costumes, using the greek alphabet as an english typeface, everyone talking in english, it's embarrassingly obvious
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