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Oh, I'm a failure, because I haven't got a brain

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Nope @torshi.bsky.social · 18h
My littlest kid is sick this weekend and I was like "is this the sickest you've ever been" and she was like "no, what about in Taiwan when I drank the milk that was left out overnight". Yup that was definitely worse but we agree this is the worst COLD she's ever had
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Nope @torshi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don't know who needs to hear this but Salish Lodge is offering a three day immersive murder mystery weekend. Yeah the hotel from twin peaks. Sounds pretty sick
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Nope @torshi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
One unalloyed good that emerged from covid is an expectation of being able to run a test for common respiratory viruses at home. Genuinely wonderful not to have to bundle a sick kid into the car when they might have flu
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Nope @torshi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Some kids at my daughter's middle school started a little internal website called polymorket to just bet fake money on middle school outcomes. I'm not sure how to feel about this TBH
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Nope @torshi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Trying to be more mindful in my eating, in my case this almost entirely means I am trying to notice what food cravings mean I'm actually thirsty. Fkn grapes
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ΜΑΝΟΣ ΤΡΑΧΙΑΣ™ @trahias.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
John William Waterhouse (1847-1917) British “ Envious Circe” 1892 Oil in canvas 180 x 37 cm Art gallery of South Australia. #art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt
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Nope @torshi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Sometimes I really wonder about my partner
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Nope @torshi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Daniel Mason is an actual genius
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Nope @torshi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Here I am chilling at my favorite cafe where I go all the time. Yeah it's the free coffee at Volvo Bellevue Service and it's 🔥🔥🔥
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Nope @torshi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
So nice when your kid is like "it's so weird, I keep thinking I see people out of the corner of my eye" to be like "you need to get more sleep. I see bugs and bears but same general principle" rather than doing the tiresome work of diagnosis
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Nope @torshi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Having work done on my roof and this guy keeps climbing up and down a long shaky ladder in profoundly stylish cowboy boots. It's very stressful watching this process
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Nope @torshi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
There's a special place in hell for people who get insanely wealthy running old folks homes
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Nope @torshi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Good ol KEXP
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Nope @torshi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm still thinking about that Jensen Huang interview where he said he forgot his zip code. Realized the thing bugging me about it is that he must not only have no family history of dementia but actively not know anyone who does. If I forgot my zip code I would definitely not be telling ANYONE
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Scott 𐚁 🦇 Cave 🦇 @hellabarnes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
this post is not in the same tradition, but would go in my “Chicken Soup for the Extremely Online Depressed Soul”
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depression is kicking my ass lately ngl
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where's that post about the klingon therapist need to hear that rn
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asimovsideburns Klingon therapist: the battle against mental illness cannot be won decisively. It is a long campaign against an enemy who never tires,
whose forces swell to twice their size whenever you look away. Battle against a foe of such magnitude, who occupies your very mind... every moment you survive is a triumph against
all odds. There is no more honorable combat.
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Nope @torshi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I don't generally care for My Little Pony but I have to admit so many of the songs go so incredibly hard. Writing all this original music was so above and beyond what was required
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Nope @torshi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
3 days. 3 acres. 3000 men
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Nope @torshi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Kiddo really belting out the Olivia in the shower today
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Nope @torshi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The magic of strength training. My dad brought a package in today and I was like "give it here" and he was like "no no it's heavy". I took it anyway, it wasn't heavy
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Nope @torshi.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
So tired of these fucken knees
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Nope @torshi.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Coyotes barking at me in my own yard
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Nope @torshi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Morning in Seattle so so pretty today. The sky looks like an opal
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Nope @torshi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Such a delight to see a girl win the 8th grade xc meet by 17/100 of a second. Kick ass
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Nope @torshi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I recently started volunteering with a math coaching nonprofit that works with underperforming public schools and it appears most of the other volunteers are also moms of private school kids who felt guilty leaving local public schools in the lurch
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Nope @torshi.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ugh. My sleep journey this year has been hell and continues to be hell
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Nope @torshi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
My whole Duolingo Spanish today is "how to warn people not to eat or drink certain food or water". This feels real racist (certainly don't remember this section from Danish Duolingo) but I did get the worst food poisoning of my life last time I was in cdmx so...I'm listening
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Nope @torshi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Ok I think maybe I don't actually hate Billy Budd anymore but I don't LIKE it either. I deeply admire it for being maybe one of the richer texts in western literature while also being just an absolute joyless chore to read
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Nope @torshi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Dreamed I was watching an anticapitalist stage musical with a very handsome and charismatic lead. Woke up right after intermission and I don't even remember any of the songs. I feel so ripped off
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Nope @torshi.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
He has forgotten the war is still going on
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Nope @torshi.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
Kiddo dropping truth bombs this morning: "Mommy, if you really think about it, it's creepy to think about a werewolf. Like, it transforms? From the MOON??"
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Nope @torshi.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
My youngest, about to fall asleep: "it's amazing how a hand works...the thumb comes out much...lower...than the others..."
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Nope @torshi.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Kids and I heckled a bald eagle sitting on a post on the 520 bridge this morning. "Hey, we're not paying you to sit" "working hard or hardly working" etc. It's 9/11, it's supposed to be a busy day for our national bird. Slacker
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Nope @torshi.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
How have I managed to live this long before anyone told me to read The Living by Annie Dillard. Holy shit. Best book I've read this year for sure and I've read some really good books
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Nope @torshi.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
With my kid as he totally fails an eye exam. Living the dream
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Nope @torshi.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Just referred to waiting to pick up my children as "camping the kid spawn"
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Nope @torshi.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
I should not be making decisions today. Big, small, any
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Nope @torshi.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
So tired of this high maintenance, incredibly finicky, totally undocumented, buggy as hell human body I got stuck with
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Nope @torshi.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Told a friend I don't like to eat a whole cooked tomato due to "Denethor feels" and he was like "oh for me that's a plus"
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Nope @torshi.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Caught myself saying "typical Oregonian shit" in a sincerely derogatory manner last night. Truly I am now a Washingtonian
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Nope @torshi.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
Nothing like describing your reaction to alcohol and being told "welcome to perimenopause" by a woman five years older than you lmao. Like thanks I guess this been my reaction for quite a while but I appreciate the official welcome
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Nope @torshi.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
I got an enemies list yeah. They're all Canada geese and they know what they did
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Nope @torshi.bsky.social · 05/09/2026
WA state ferry reservation website is a cruel mistress
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Nope @torshi.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
AI images of food remind me of that sketch with Stephen Colbert "waiters disgusted by food". Like "you're making me draw this but by god I don't have to like it"
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Nope @torshi.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
You fool. I'm watching this pot and it's literally coming to a boil right now
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Nope @torshi.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
I worry so much about my short term memory and how often I lose things but today I found two things I thought were lost and NEITHER of them were my fault 😅
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Nope @torshi.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
Overheard in the kitchen: "whoa! This flour tastes like nothing!"
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Nope @torshi.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
The opportunity to use this quote made the day of someone at the Seattle Times
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Nope @torshi.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
6yo has taken to wearing a bike helmet randomly around the house. Like living with Evel Knievel
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Nope @torshi.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
My first grader isn't in class with ANY of her friends from kindergarten and I'm struggling to figure out how to tell her
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Nope @torshi.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
Kid writing Python: "broooo. why is there so much scope here"
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