Nope @torshi.bsky.social · 18hMy littlest kid is sick this weekend and I was like "is this the sickest you've ever been" and she was like "no, what about in Taiwan when I drank the milk that was left out overnight". Yup that was definitely worse but we agree this is the worst COLD she's ever had 120
Nope @torshi.bsky.social · 03/10/2026I don't know who needs to hear this but Salish Lodge is offering a three day immersive murder mystery weekend. Yeah the hotel from twin peaks. Sounds pretty sick 001
Nope @torshi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026One unalloyed good that emerged from covid is an expectation of being able to run a test for common respiratory viruses at home. Genuinely wonderful not to have to bundle a sick kid into the car when they might have flu 110
Nope @torshi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Some kids at my daughter's middle school started a little internal website called polymorket to just bet fake money on middle school outcomes. I'm not sure how to feel about this TBH 010
Nope @torshi.bsky.social · 02/10/2026Trying to be more mindful in my eating, in my case this almost entirely means I am trying to notice what food cravings mean I'm actually thirsty. Fkn grapes 020
Reposted by NopeΜΑΝΟΣ ΤΡΑΧΙΑΣ™ @trahias.bsky.social · 02/10/2026John William Waterhouse (1847-1917) British “ Envious Circe” 1892 Oil in canvas 180 x 37 cm Art gallery of South Australia. #art #painting #artist #BlueSkyArt 5779126
Nope @torshi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026Here I am chilling at my favorite cafe where I go all the time. Yeah it's the free coffee at Volvo Bellevue Service and it's 🔥🔥🔥 120
Nope @torshi.bsky.social · 01/10/2026So nice when your kid is like "it's so weird, I keep thinking I see people out of the corner of my eye" to be like "you need to get more sleep. I see bugs and bears but same general principle" rather than doing the tiresome work of diagnosis 100
Nope @torshi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026Having work done on my roof and this guy keeps climbing up and down a long shaky ladder in profoundly stylish cowboy boots. It's very stressful watching this process 010
Nope @torshi.bsky.social · 30/09/2026There's a special place in hell for people who get insanely wealthy running old folks homes 020
Nope @torshi.bsky.social · 28/09/2026I'm still thinking about that Jensen Huang interview where he said he forgot his zip code. Realized the thing bugging me about it is that he must not only have no family history of dementia but actively not know anyone who does. If I forgot my zip code I would definitely not be telling ANYONE 130
Reposted by NopeScott 𐚁 🦇 Cave 🦇 @hellabarnes.bsky.social · 26/09/2026this post is not in the same tradition, but would go in my “Chicken Soup for the Extremely Online Depressed Soul” 1364
Nope @torshi.bsky.social · 26/09/2026I don't generally care for My Little Pony but I have to admit so many of the songs go so incredibly hard. Writing all this original music was so above and beyond what was required 000
Nope @torshi.bsky.social · 25/09/2026The magic of strength training. My dad brought a package in today and I was like "give it here" and he was like "no no it's heavy". I took it anyway, it wasn't heavy 030
Nope @torshi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Morning in Seattle so so pretty today. The sky looks like an opal 010
Nope @torshi.bsky.social · 21/09/2026Such a delight to see a girl win the 8th grade xc meet by 17/100 of a second. Kick ass 100
Nope @torshi.bsky.social · 20/09/2026I recently started volunteering with a math coaching nonprofit that works with underperforming public schools and it appears most of the other volunteers are also moms of private school kids who felt guilty leaving local public schools in the lurch 131
Nope @torshi.bsky.social · 19/09/2026Ugh. My sleep journey this year has been hell and continues to be hell 001
Nope @torshi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026My whole Duolingo Spanish today is "how to warn people not to eat or drink certain food or water". This feels real racist (certainly don't remember this section from Danish Duolingo) but I did get the worst food poisoning of my life last time I was in cdmx so...I'm listening 020
Nope @torshi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Ok I think maybe I don't actually hate Billy Budd anymore but I don't LIKE it either. I deeply admire it for being maybe one of the richer texts in western literature while also being just an absolute joyless chore to read 110
Nope @torshi.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Dreamed I was watching an anticapitalist stage musical with a very handsome and charismatic lead. Woke up right after intermission and I don't even remember any of the songs. I feel so ripped off 000
Nope @torshi.bsky.social · 13/09/2026Kiddo dropping truth bombs this morning: "Mommy, if you really think about it, it's creepy to think about a werewolf. Like, it transforms? From the MOON??" 000
Nope @torshi.bsky.social · 13/09/2026My youngest, about to fall asleep: "it's amazing how a hand works...the thumb comes out much...lower...than the others..." 000
Nope @torshi.bsky.social · 12/09/2026Kids and I heckled a bald eagle sitting on a post on the 520 bridge this morning. "Hey, we're not paying you to sit" "working hard or hardly working" etc. It's 9/11, it's supposed to be a busy day for our national bird. Slacker 000
Nope @torshi.bsky.social · 11/09/2026How have I managed to live this long before anyone told me to read The Living by Annie Dillard. Holy shit. Best book I've read this year for sure and I've read some really good books 020
Nope @torshi.bsky.social · 10/09/2026With my kid as he totally fails an eye exam. Living the dream 000
Nope @torshi.bsky.social · 10/09/2026Just referred to waiting to pick up my children as "camping the kid spawn" 030
Nope @torshi.bsky.social · 09/09/2026So tired of this high maintenance, incredibly finicky, totally undocumented, buggy as hell human body I got stuck with 030
Nope @torshi.bsky.social · 09/09/2026Told a friend I don't like to eat a whole cooked tomato due to "Denethor feels" and he was like "oh for me that's a plus" 040
Nope @torshi.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Caught myself saying "typical Oregonian shit" in a sincerely derogatory manner last night. Truly I am now a Washingtonian 010
Nope @torshi.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Nothing like describing your reaction to alcohol and being told "welcome to perimenopause" by a woman five years older than you lmao. Like thanks I guess this been my reaction for quite a while but I appreciate the official welcome 000
Nope @torshi.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I got an enemies list yeah. They're all Canada geese and they know what they did 000
Nope @torshi.bsky.social · 04/09/2026AI images of food remind me of that sketch with Stephen Colbert "waiters disgusted by food". Like "you're making me draw this but by god I don't have to like it" 020
Nope @torshi.bsky.social · 04/09/2026You fool. I'm watching this pot and it's literally coming to a boil right now 010
Nope @torshi.bsky.social · 04/09/2026I worry so much about my short term memory and how often I lose things but today I found two things I thought were lost and NEITHER of them were my fault 😅 020
Nope @torshi.bsky.social · 03/09/2026Overheard in the kitchen: "whoa! This flour tastes like nothing!" 000
Nope @torshi.bsky.social · 02/09/2026The opportunity to use this quote made the day of someone at the Seattle Times 0121
Nope @torshi.bsky.social · 02/09/20266yo has taken to wearing a bike helmet randomly around the house. Like living with Evel Knievel 010
Nope @torshi.bsky.social · 02/09/2026My first grader isn't in class with ANY of her friends from kindergarten and I'm struggling to figure out how to tell her 010
Nope @torshi.bsky.social · 02/09/2026Kid writing Python: "broooo. why is there so much scope here" 010