Paul @paulwastook.com · 03/10/2026Finally got a date for my autism assessment! I just need to make sure I'm not busy February, 2031. 🫠 011
Paul @paulwastook.com · 25/08/2026The song "9 to 5" has genuinely played such a huge role in making me quit toxic work environments, and making sure any job I have benefits me more than anyone else. 000
Paul @paulwastook.com · 14/06/2026I use stopwatches all the time for things like making coffee, exercising, whatever, and I just had a brilliant idea of "what if I had a stopwatch going all the time so I could just look at it and keep track of time" and then I remembered that's what a clock is. 010
Paul @paulwastook.com · 11/05/2026After 115 long days of waiting for broadband, I was due to get it installed today! Then I get told, actually, they're are no longer going to try to get fibre to my property but they've reassured me it'll ”maybe” be done by the end of the year!static.klipy.comKarl Havoc: I Don't Even Want To Be Around AnymoreALT: Karl Havoc: I Don't Even Want To Be Around Anymore 010
Paul @paulwastook.com · 03/02/2026If you see someone wearing meta glasses you're legally allowed to deck them, I checked 032
Paul @paulwastook.com · 16/01/2026Anyone noticed how lately in TV/film they use phone vibration sounds instead of ringtones/notifications sounds but the vibration never matches how a phone vibrating would actually sound, and doesn't change between medium e.g. in someone's hand Vs on a tablet no just me okay 010
Paul @paulwastook.com · 14/01/2026I had a manager with a Dilbert comic calendar, and every day he would call people over to his desk to look at the worst, least funny comic you've ever seen in your life, and stared at you until you laughed at it. 110
Paul @paulwastook.com · 16/12/2025This picture is doing a lot of heavy lifting lately as I push myself further (literally) than ever before with my agoraphobia. 160
Paul @paulwastook.com · 06/12/2025We put this on the top of our tree this year and both started crying, so that's nice. I'm missing my wee guy a lot lately. 140
Paul @paulwastook.com · 04/12/2025I'm proud of this (don't let apps record every activity you do on your computer. Please.) 000
Paul @paulwastook.com · 28/11/2025We bought a flat (in this economy? I know.) and the amount of emails and questions I'm getting about it is frying my brain to a crisp. 240
Paul @paulwastook.com · 05/11/2025Arc Raiders has a grip on me like no other shooter has had for a very long time. I'm sat thinking about it at work. 130
Paul @paulwastook.com · 25/10/2025I saw this last night, and the remnants of my teenager-Playstation-fanboy brain got activated and I genuinely had to take a minute to process it. Is this what it felt like when the Berlin wall fell? 000
Paul @paulwastook.com · 05/10/2025playing some valheim until I'm bored www.twitch.tv/paulwastooktwitch.tvTwitchTwitch is the world 000
Paul @paulwastook.com · 18/09/2025The fact that the guy in Good Will Hunting is literally named Will Hunting feels like a joke, but it isn’t. 040
Paul @paulwastook.com · 14/09/2025I love how doctor-patient confidentiality is this sacred thing anywhere else but your pharmacist expects you to shout your full name, date of birth, address, and what type of arsehole cream you need in a room full of other people. 070
Paul @paulwastook.com · 04/09/2025Google photos showed me a "on this day" memory and it was just a scene from Shrek. 250
Paul @paulwastook.com · 01/09/2025I built @happyfuntime.bsky.social a wee website during my break because I'm allergic to not being productive, it's quite nice tho if I do say so myself (the server's pretty good too...) www.happyfuntime.ukhappyfuntime.ukHappy Fun Time RP - GTA RPHappy Fun Time RP - GTA RP 171
Paul @paulwastook.com · 31/08/2025I feel like "la bubus" are a prank getting pulled on me to see how accepting I am of a completely made up, insanely popular thing that I've heard nothing about until it's everywhere. 020
Paul @paulwastook.com · 27/08/2025I had to reset the robohoover to the new WiFi network and it kept twitching and trying to escape while I held the buttons, felt like I was trying to kill it. 010
Paul @paulwastook.com · 25/08/2025Holiday day 1: I had a stress dream that all the systems and apps crashed, with realistic error messages in the dream. I don't think I'm doing holidaying very well. 030
Reposted by PaulHappy Fun Time RP @happyfuntime.bsky.social · 22/08/2025Check out this clip of HFT's first news broadcast that went live this week! We love the creativity within the HFT community, its one of its biggest strengths 🐝 Looking for a welcoming GTA RP server that isn't GTA online? Apply today, apps are being reviewed quickly. Peak times are 8pm-12am BST. 1106
Paul @paulwastook.com · 16/08/2025I had to watch 2 films last night, one with slightly misaligned subtitles I couldn't fix and spoiled a couple of things, and the other with no subtitles at all so I had to figure out the mumbling. I was distraught. 000
Paul @paulwastook.com · 08/08/2025I'm gonna let you into a little known Glasgow secret that barely anyone is aware of: did you know they're filming the new Spiderman in Glasgow? Literally no one is talking about it, it's mad. Not a single photo or video has been posted of it, anywhere. Complete media blackout on it. 000
Paul @paulwastook.com · 08/08/2025We're dog sitting for a week, and as nice as it is to have a dog around the house, it's definitely bittersweet because I'm expecting Luke to be behind me when I hear the footsteps. It's breaking my brain a wee bit. It's also hard to think it's been over 6 months without him. 130
Paul @paulwastook.com · 01/08/2025It's funny to me that despite all the big, dramatic, high budget TV shows I've watched in the past few years, the one episode I think most about is the "Sully" episode of The Rehearsal season 2. It was absolute genius.media.tenor.coma man in a suit and vest sits on the groundALT: a man in a suit and vest sits on the ground 020
Reposted by PaulIGN @ign.com · 27/07/2025Eddie Murphy revealed that after the voice cast finishes recording Shrek 5, they'll start working on a Donkey spinoff movie. For more from @screenrant.bsky.social's coverage: bit.ly/4kZYri6 38718
Paul @paulwastook.com · 19/07/2025Still thinking about this movie, still completely horrified at the sights and sounds I experienced. 110
Paul @paulwastook.com · 19/07/2025I watched "bring her back" last night and it was one of the most fucked up movies I've ever seen and I loved it. 010
Paul @paulwastook.com · 13/07/2025If you ask me if I'm "enjoying the good weather" I will scream at you and start crying x 010
Paul @paulwastook.com · 12/07/2025Regardless of your opinion on the Jurassic World movies, you gotta hand it to them, it's impressive how they managed to make movies about dinosaurs so unbelievably boring. A genuine feat. 010
Paul @paulwastook.com · 09/07/2025I don't have a case on my phone (I have insurance, plus have literally never dropped a phone, ever) and people point it out all the time in amazement. Is it really that weird not to have a case on your phone? They always make the phone feel so clunky and awkward to me. 200
Reposted by PaulKieron Gillen @kierongillen.bsky.social · 08/07/2025I’m petrified about today’s science news. Genetically modifying crabs to have cheetah genes? This could go sideways fast. 790223764045
Paul @paulwastook.com · 30/06/2025Air poisoned. Pollen. Death is coming and I welcome it.media.tenor.coma cartoon of lisa simpson standing in a garden with flowersALT: a cartoon of lisa simpson standing in a garden with flowers 120
Paul @paulwastook.com · 20/06/2025Guy shows up to fix my (definitely broken) intercom today, knocks on my door and is like: "so what's the problem?" "intercom's broken" "how did you let me in then?" "...I didn't?" "I buzzed your number" "I heard nothing, it's broken" then he stared at me, suspiciously. 230
Paul @paulwastook.com · 16/06/2025I would appreciate it if I could stop getting sick near the hottest days of the year, thanks x 130
Reposted by PaulHappy Fun Time RP @happyfuntime.bsky.social · 03/06/2025To celebrate Pride Month, HFT RP is fundraising for Gendered Intelligence who help to improve the lives of trans folk! We have got a whole host of events lined up for this month to help raise well needed funds. You can donate here: tiltify.com/+happy-fun-t... 0811
Reposted by PaulHappy Fun Time RP @happyfuntime.bsky.social · 03/06/2025Here's a list of some of the events taking place this month, all to raise funds for Gendered Intelligence! 🏳🌈 056
Paul @paulwastook.com · 01/06/2025I haven't watched the latest Doctor Who season yet (not sure why, apathy? Don't know) but it's wild BBC news has a massive spoiler about their own show on their own front-page. 110
Paul @paulwastook.com · 14/05/2025The seasonal affective disorder I experience during spring/summer needs to be studied. Looking outside at the sun feeling miserable. Is it because every single hole in my body is chock full of pollen? Is it because everyone/everything seems to be so fucking loud during summer?media.tenor.coma cartoon character is looking out of a window with a triangle hanging on the wall .ALT: a cartoon character is looking out of a window with a triangle hanging on the wall . 120
Paul @paulwastook.com · 23/04/2025Reinstalled windows 11 thinking it would fix all the weird issues that keep happening, only for it to have even more weird issues than before. I had to run some dodgy .bat file just to get Firefox to work. 010
Paul @paulwastook.com · 22/04/2025The Last of us S2E3 vague spoilers: you've been warned, stop reading now. Stop. I've played the games, but even being the extremely cry-free person I am, I had so many tears this episode. I also don't think my partner will ever forgive me for convincing her to watch this with me. 110
Paul @paulwastook.com · 20/04/2025Taking the chance during 4/20 to highlight how much of a wonder drug CBD has been for me and my anxiety, and to highlight how much of a injustice it is that it's not regularly available on the NHS, without a private prescription. 020
Paul @paulwastook.com · 15/04/2025Black mirror episode idea: the internet tries to force black mirror down your throat so aggressively and frequently you never, ever want to watch an episode of black mirror ever 110
Paul @paulwastook.com · 13/04/2025I went outside yesterday AND met some lovely people. I barely embarrassed myself too. PS the wide angle lenses were not kind to me I swear my head's a relatively normal shape. 370
