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Dan Martinez

@hivehand.cc
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Geek, born to European parents. Speak Spanish and German. Grew up just outside Philadelphia; have lived in the Bay Area since the mid-90s. Exist mainly to care for and entertain dogs. Own way too many headphones.

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Micah @rincewind.run · 06/10/2026
please give me the democratic party of republican fearmongering, part one million
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Thor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Democratic strategists: Ahhh! What's the right message!!?? Where do we moderate!?!? Jon Ossoff: This administration is horrible. I hate these people. We should put them in jail. I'm pissed Voters: This guy is cool Strategists: I can't figure it out!!!!!
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Luigi de Guzman @ouij.bsky.social · 16/08/2026
Man I’m seeing people post things like “you don’t know what Jeffries or the DNC have planned!” My dude if they have some great plan to save America they should probably start telling me about it because the secrecy sure isn’t helping
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conifergirl.bsky.social @conifergirl.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
From Robin Rouby-Progressive Cartoons
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Dan Martinez @hivehand.cc · 05/08/2026
TVs have gone from bulky, heavy boxes with small, low-res interpolated screens to stupidly high-res, high-dynamic-range panels that can cover the better part of a wall, and weigh a fraction of what their CRT forebears did.
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William B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
Mitch McConnell being absent and safe-R seat being empty is a GOOD thing I feel like I’m losing my mind here with people furious at Andy Beshear
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Dan Martinez @hivehand.cc · 23/07/2026
Given how completely full of shit they are, you’d think that the heads of the current administration would give the risks of explosive diarrhea more urgency. futurism.com/health-medic...
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Trump Is Having a Major Problem With Diarrhea
Trump has a major explosive diarrhea problem on his hands. Cases are on the rise and the situation doesn't appear to be "under control."
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Mayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026
Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal.
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
$100 to any reporter who asks him, "so you're saying Capitol Police should've shot dead everyone who breached the Capitol on January 6?"
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shauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
is there a pulitzer for photo captions because if so @theguardian.com just won it
Gianni Infantino carefully explains to Donald Trump that he is not part of the spanish national team.
Photograph: Javier García/Shutterstock
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Mrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
The toxic influencer who has made "hyper-masculinity" his brand was arresting wearing Doris Day clam-digger slacks and a kicky purple blouse.
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Dan Martinez @hivehand.cc · 18/07/2026
Stephen Miller looks like someone never bothered to unpack half the mannequin parts after opening the shipping box.
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Kevin Gannon (now a Moo Deng fan account) @thetattooedprof.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
"It looks like they're brewing Yodas in there. It is so uncannily green and visibly slimy that it feels inevitable that video will soon surface of Robert F. Kennedy Jr. splashing around in it with jeans on." Everything @davidjroth.bsky.social writes is a banger, but this piece is my new favorite.
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Promises Made, Promises Kept: The Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool Absolutely Looks Like Shit Now | Defector
If everyone in the United States weren’t living downstream from its consequences, it would be a pretty good tragic flaw that Donald Trump wants more than anything to be seen as a brilliant man who has...
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AkivaMCohen @akivamcohen.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
No. You worry about the slippery slope when you aren't already at the bottom of the chasm. Now? An ideological Supreme Court is discarding settled precedent on a whim, bad reasoning and worse history, and stacking the deck further with unreasoned shadow docket fuckery. Fuck the slippery slope.
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Senator Patty Murray @murray.senate.gov · 10/06/2026
Todd Blanche, the President's former personal lawyer, is a corrupt grifter who has proven he will always put Trump above the law. Anyone with an ounce of common sense can see that. I'm voting NO. We should not let these crooks run the DOJ like a mob family.
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John Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
The Knicks were ahead halfway through the third quarter but there were wide changes in the results after that. It undermines integrity in the score.
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
it is darkly funny that his son got married and he was like "ohhhhh uhhhh something popped up, you know, the war, I gotta do work on the war that night, unfortunately I just can't go" and then 2 weeks later, same war still going on, he's shutting down midtown Manhattan to watch the Knicks
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James Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 03/06/2026
Ken Paxton was indicted for scamming his own friends. He convinced them to invest hundreds of thousands in a company while secretly pocketing a commission. Paxton sold out his own friends for a quick buck. What makes you think he won't sell you out in the Senate?
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LA Blue Dot in GA 🌊🐸 @namwella1961.bsky.social · 25/05/2026
Huffpost: Trump used Saturday's shooting outside the White House to repeat demands that his big ballroom be added to the executive mansion. Trump needs to be thankful he's a man, otherwise some people might think he's too chickenshit to be president. #ProudBlue #Pinks #SheShed
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Jess Whitecroft (she/her) @jesswhitecroft.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
At this point the only reason to call it the Labour Party is it lasts too long, hurts like hell, and people keep popping in and out to check on your genitals.
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Max Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
When we take back power, I do not want unity or healing, I want revenge. I also don't want a lecture on "but that's just like Trump, he wanted revenge." He was wrong, we are right. It's different. Get a moral compass. Revenge or sit down. Call it "justice" if you must, it's that too.
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Zander Furnas @alexanderfurnas.com · 10/04/2026
Democrats should be much louder about who they plan to prosecute and why
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Anil Dash @anildash.com · 07/04/2026
Republican leaders are a cancer that has to be eliminated from American society.
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jon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
They're doing more than Chuck Schumer right now, that is where we're at in this moment
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Thomas Lecaque @tlecaque.bsky.social · 07/04/2026
"But no Republicans will support impeachment" then they should be dead to you, no more discussion with them on any topic, ever, move on as if they are the American Nazi Party. I don't know what to tell you, Democrats, try being an opposition party?
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 07/04/2026
I feel sick to my stomach waiting around to see what atrocity Trump has in mind for the people of Iran this evening. It's hard to fathom our other elected leaders aren't able to check him in any meaningful way. It's an indictment not just of voters but of our whole system. We're ruled by a mad king.
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 05/04/2026
The biggest story in the world right now is that the president of the United States is a demented old man who takes pleasure in torturing and killing people and is committing crimes with impunity. And yet most legacy media outlets are too cowardly to tell it like it is.
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Stan Oklobdzija @stano.bsky.social · 29/03/2026
A crucial part of Project 2029 has to be performative trials and draconian sentencing for Trump administration officials up and down the organizational ladder. Treat all of them like Timothy McVeigh so that the gravity of their criminality and treason become enduring images in American history.
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Benjamin Dreyer @bcdreyer.social · 27/03/2026
The next president will have to establish a cabinet position of Secretary of Eradicating That Asshole's Name and Every Trace of His Existence.
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Brian Krijgsman @briankrijgsman.bsky.social · 25/03/2026
🇮🇷 IRAN JUST DROPPED ANOTHER LEGO STYLE DISS TRACK MENTIONING DONALD TRUMP AND THE EPSTEIN FILES 🇺🇸
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Tyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 18/03/2026
The first rule of tautology club is the first rule of tautology club. If this is your first night at tautology club, it has to be.
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◝(ᵔᵕᵔ)◜ @mandulorian.bsky.social · 13/02/2026
Hear me out: Curling, but with ducks
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dorian @doriantaylor.com · 14/02/2026
why is it called grokipedia and not wikipedo
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Oliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
after democrats took office in 2009 and 2021 they told the left to go suck eggs. sorry, but thats what happened. after they win, dems never want to listen to the left. so this idea that these concerns can be tabled until after the election so they can be addressed is a lie.
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Garrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
This cannot be something a civilian law enforcement agent is allowed to wear in the US — and an agency that has a culture that tolerates this cannot be saved.
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
my mother explaining EXACTLY how she wants her food prepared as my father silently pleads with the server not to spit in it
A duckling, bull wide open like it’s talking, sits next to the head is a dachshund with pleading eyes.
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Greg Sargent @gregsargent.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Good to see that many Dem elected officials now want to be seen getting involved in the cases of immigrants who have been wrongly detained by ICE. Let's spare a word for @vanhollen.senate.gov, who did this for Kilmar Abrego Garcia back when wise pundits said this was politically dangerous.
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Dan Martinez @hivehand.cc · 02/02/2026
This is like watching someone take a flying kick to the chest that sends them *deep* into the ropes, and then getting hard-elbowed in the face on the rebound. www.newyorker.com/culture/q-an...
Pinotti: No. No. No. Isaac, no. All I'm saying is that I worked with him twelve hours, fifteen hours, a day, and then everybody went their own way. Our age difference is wide. I could be his father.

Chotiner: I read that Roman Polanski is a father figure to him. So that role might already be filled. There are a lot of people who feel affection for Brett.
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C. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 02/02/2026
The President shit himself on live TV. Melania bombed. The Epstein files are sending shockwaves through the Alt Right. Liam and his dad are back home. A Texas district that was DEEP red for 35 years flipped blue. Pretti's killers have been identified. Small wins, but you can feel the change coming.
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ProPublica @propublica.org · 01/02/2026
BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.
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Two CBP Agents Identified in Alex Pretti Shooting
The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raym...
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Mehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
The thing that shocks me most is that all of this incriminating stuff was sitting at the DOJ for 4 years and Biden & Garland were not cynical or ruthless enough to use it against Trump & Musk in the run up to 2024. If only they were the evil ‘weaponizers of government’ that MAGA claimed they were!
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Nicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 29/01/2026
ICE is upset that ICE isn't welcome in restaurants after ICE ordered food at a restaurant, ate it, then arrested restaurant employees, and ICE believes this is someone else's fault, do I have that right?
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Greg Pak @gregpak.net · 29/01/2026
All of these senators pushing "reforms" need to explain how they will enforce them given the fact that ICE is a lawless band of Klansmen that breaks the law constantly.
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Matt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Scrolling through the photos of Pam Bondi's "Minnesota rioters," it's just hero after hero. Every photo includes a cowardly DHS agent with their back to the camera. Bondi thinks she's going to win the propaganda war with this shit, but it's never been more clear that they're losing.
Photo of a woman with her hands behind her back, staring down the camera with a determined look. A coward in an HSI jacket has his face turned away.
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AkivaMCohen @akivamcohen.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
wooooow
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Wes Burdine @wesburdine.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
The Democrats will not be able to pull off DHS abolition or anything close to it this go around, but they have to get something with real teeth and more cameras is 100% not it. Neither are extra rules that they'll break anyway. There needs to be enforcement and consequences.
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Snowden St. @snowden.st · 28/01/2026
the "wHaT mOrE dO YoU wAnT FrOM thEM" crowd is one of the weirdest sects in the kingdom, imho. just a really weird angle to take on "political leader", treating them like a retired actor or creative.
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
Dems should say they won't even come to the table for any discussion until ICE and the administration produces names. Want to show voters you care? Here's a real easy (and public) way to do that and it won't cost you a nickel or any political capital.
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