Reposted by Dan MartinezMicah @rincewind.run · 06/10/2026please give me the democratic party of republican fearmongering, part one million 181691194
Reposted by Dan MartinezThor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Democratic strategists: Ahhh! What's the right message!!?? Where do we moderate!?!? Jon Ossoff: This administration is horrible. I hate these people. We should put them in jail. I'm pissed Voters: This guy is cool Strategists: I can't figure it out!!!!! 354169633027
Reposted by Dan MartinezLuigi de Guzman @ouij.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Man I’m seeing people post things like “you don’t know what Jeffries or the DNC have planned!” My dude if they have some great plan to save America they should probably start telling me about it because the secrecy sure isn’t helping 2283578571
Reposted by Dan Martinezconifergirl.bsky.social @conifergirl.bsky.social · 12/08/2026From Robin Rouby-Progressive Cartoons 12458621927
Dan Martinez @hivehand.cc · 05/08/2026TVs have gone from bulky, heavy boxes with small, low-res interpolated screens to stupidly high-res, high-dynamic-range panels that can cover the better part of a wall, and weigh a fraction of what their CRT forebears did. 100
Reposted by Dan MartinezWilliam B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Mitch McConnell being absent and safe-R seat being empty is a GOOD thing I feel like I’m losing my mind here with people furious at Andy Beshear 771990264
Dan Martinez @hivehand.cc · 23/07/2026Given how completely full of shit they are, you’d think that the heads of the current administration would give the risks of explosive diarrhea more urgency. futurism.com/health-medic...futurism.comTrump Is Having a Major Problem With DiarrheaTrump has a major explosive diarrhea problem on his hands. Cases are on the rise and the situation doesn't appear to be "under control." 010
Reposted by Dan MartinezMayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal. 20358812124825
Reposted by Dan MartinezMax Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 20/07/2026$100 to any reporter who asks him, "so you're saying Capitol Police should've shot dead everyone who breached the Capitol on January 6?" 607151654092
Reposted by Dan Martinezshauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 20/07/2026is there a pulitzer for photo captions because if so @theguardian.com just won it 57139403714
Reposted by Dan MartinezMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 19/07/2026The toxic influencer who has made "hyper-masculinity" his brand was arresting wearing Doris Day clam-digger slacks and a kicky purple blouse. 1945227584623
Dan Martinez @hivehand.cc · 18/07/2026Stephen Miller looks like someone never bothered to unpack half the mannequin parts after opening the shipping box. 0287
Reposted by Dan MartinezKevin Gannon (now a Moo Deng fan account) @thetattooedprof.bsky.social · 17/06/2026"It looks like they're brewing Yodas in there. It is so uncannily green and visibly slimy that it feels inevitable that video will soon surface of Robert F. Kennedy Jr. splashing around in it with jeans on." Everything @davidjroth.bsky.social writes is a banger, but this piece is my new favorite.defector.comPromises Made, Promises Kept: The Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool Absolutely Looks Like Shit Now | DefectorIf everyone in the United States weren’t living downstream from its consequences, it would be a pretty good tragic flaw that Donald Trump wants more than anything to be seen as a brilliant man who has... 48731
Reposted by Dan MartinezAkivaMCohen @akivamcohen.bsky.social · 10/06/2026No. You worry about the slippery slope when you aren't already at the bottom of the chasm. Now? An ideological Supreme Court is discarding settled precedent on a whim, bad reasoning and worse history, and stacking the deck further with unreasoned shadow docket fuckery. Fuck the slippery slope. 35864172
Reposted by Dan MartinezSenator Patty Murray @murray.senate.gov · 10/06/2026Todd Blanche, the President's former personal lawyer, is a corrupt grifter who has proven he will always put Trump above the law. Anyone with an ounce of common sense can see that. I'm voting NO. We should not let these crooks run the DOJ like a mob family. 1152718700
Reposted by Dan MartinezJohn Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 09/06/2026The Knicks were ahead halfway through the third quarter but there were wide changes in the results after that. It undermines integrity in the score. 991170219
Reposted by Dan MartinezRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 08/06/2026it is darkly funny that his son got married and he was like "ohhhhh uhhhh something popped up, you know, the war, I gotta do work on the war that night, unfortunately I just can't go" and then 2 weeks later, same war still going on, he's shutting down midtown Manhattan to watch the Knicks 35985761591
Reposted by Dan MartinezJames Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Ken Paxton was indicted for scamming his own friends. He convinced them to invest hundreds of thousands in a company while secretly pocketing a commission. Paxton sold out his own friends for a quick buck. What makes you think he won't sell you out in the Senate? 406207646365
Reposted by Dan MartinezLA Blue Dot in GA 🌊🐸 @namwella1961.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Huffpost: Trump used Saturday's shooting outside the White House to repeat demands that his big ballroom be added to the executive mansion. Trump needs to be thankful he's a man, otherwise some people might think he's too chickenshit to be president. #ProudBlue #Pinks #SheShed 1422569798
Reposted by Dan MartinezJess Whitecroft (she/her) @jesswhitecroft.bsky.social · 17/04/2026At this point the only reason to call it the Labour Party is it lasts too long, hurts like hell, and people keep popping in and out to check on your genitals. 101116427
Reposted by Dan MartinezMax Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 09/04/2026When we take back power, I do not want unity or healing, I want revenge. I also don't want a lecture on "but that's just like Trump, he wanted revenge." He was wrong, we are right. It's different. Get a moral compass. Revenge or sit down. Call it "justice" if you must, it's that too. 19957771455
Reposted by Dan MartinezZander Furnas @alexanderfurnas.com · 10/04/2026Democrats should be much louder about who they plan to prosecute and why 07012
Reposted by Dan MartinezAnil Dash @anildash.com · 07/04/2026Republican leaders are a cancer that has to be eliminated from American society. 932166374
Reposted by Dan Martinezjon rosenberg @jonrosenberg.bsky.social · 07/04/2026They're doing more than Chuck Schumer right now, that is where we're at in this moment 818950
Reposted by Dan MartinezThomas Lecaque @tlecaque.bsky.social · 07/04/2026"But no Republicans will support impeachment" then they should be dead to you, no more discussion with them on any topic, ever, move on as if they are the American Nazi Party. I don't know what to tell you, Democrats, try being an opposition party? 623159
Reposted by Dan MartinezAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 07/04/2026I feel sick to my stomach waiting around to see what atrocity Trump has in mind for the people of Iran this evening. It's hard to fathom our other elected leaders aren't able to check him in any meaningful way. It's an indictment not just of voters but of our whole system. We're ruled by a mad king. 1056170204173
Reposted by Dan MartinezAaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 05/04/2026The biggest story in the world right now is that the president of the United States is a demented old man who takes pleasure in torturing and killing people and is committing crimes with impunity. And yet most legacy media outlets are too cowardly to tell it like it is. 14725698916894
Reposted by Dan MartinezStan Oklobdzija @stano.bsky.social · 29/03/2026A crucial part of Project 2029 has to be performative trials and draconian sentencing for Trump administration officials up and down the organizational ladder. Treat all of them like Timothy McVeigh so that the gravity of their criminality and treason become enduring images in American history. 422363535
Reposted by Dan MartinezBenjamin Dreyer @bcdreyer.social · 27/03/2026The next president will have to establish a cabinet position of Secretary of Eradicating That Asshole's Name and Every Trace of His Existence. 186103531843
Reposted by Dan MartinezBrian Krijgsman @briankrijgsman.bsky.social · 25/03/2026🇮🇷 IRAN JUST DROPPED ANOTHER LEGO STYLE DISS TRACK MENTIONING DONALD TRUMP AND THE EPSTEIN FILES 🇺🇸 3105
Reposted by Dan MartinezTyler, from the Internet (Haunted) @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 18/03/2026The first rule of tautology club is the first rule of tautology club. If this is your first night at tautology club, it has to be. 15613
Reposted by Dan Martinez◝(ᵔᵕᵔ)◜ @mandulorian.bsky.social · 13/02/2026Hear me out: Curling, but with ducks 922783
Reposted by Dan Martinezdorian @doriantaylor.com · 14/02/2026why is it called grokipedia and not wikipedo 2265
Reposted by Dan MartinezOliver Willis @owillis.bsky.social · 04/02/2026after democrats took office in 2009 and 2021 they told the left to go suck eggs. sorry, but thats what happened. after they win, dems never want to listen to the left. so this idea that these concerns can be tabled until after the election so they can be addressed is a lie. 617428
Reposted by Dan MartinezGarrett M. Graff @vermontgmg.bsky.social · 04/02/2026This cannot be something a civilian law enforcement agent is allowed to wear in the US — and an agency that has a culture that tolerates this cannot be saved. 258104143004
Reposted by Dan MartinezUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 01/02/2026my mother explaining EXACTLY how she wants her food prepared as my father silently pleads with the server not to spit in it 472614268
Reposted by Dan MartinezGreg Sargent @gregsargent.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Good to see that many Dem elected officials now want to be seen getting involved in the cases of immigrants who have been wrongly detained by ICE. Let's spare a word for @vanhollen.senate.gov, who did this for Kilmar Abrego Garcia back when wise pundits said this was politically dangerous. 172133342460
Dan Martinez @hivehand.cc · 02/02/2026This is like watching someone take a flying kick to the chest that sends them *deep* into the ropes, and then getting hard-elbowed in the face on the rebound. www.newyorker.com/culture/q-an... 010
Reposted by Dan MartinezC. Robert Cargill @crobertcargill.bsky.social · 02/02/2026The President shit himself on live TV. Melania bombed. The Epstein files are sending shockwaves through the Alt Right. Liam and his dad are back home. A Texas district that was DEEP red for 35 years flipped blue. Pretti's killers have been identified. Small wins, but you can feel the change coming. 158124243006
Reposted by Dan MartinezProPublica @propublica.org · 01/02/2026BREAKING: The two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raymundo Gutierrez.propublica.orgTwo CBP Agents Identified in Alex Pretti ShootingThe two federal immigration agents who fired on Minneapolis protester Alex Pretti are identified in government records as Border Patrol agent Jesus Ochoa and Customs and Border Protection officer Raym... 22653488317182
Reposted by Dan MartinezMehdi Hasan @mehdirhasan.bsky.social · 31/01/2026The thing that shocks me most is that all of this incriminating stuff was sitting at the DOJ for 4 years and Biden & Garland were not cynical or ruthless enough to use it against Trump & Musk in the run up to 2024. If only they were the evil ‘weaponizers of government’ that MAGA claimed they were! 46698011871
Reposted by Dan MartinezNicholas Grossman @nicholasgrossman.bsky.social · 29/01/2026ICE is upset that ICE isn't welcome in restaurants after ICE ordered food at a restaurant, ate it, then arrested restaurant employees, and ICE believes this is someone else's fault, do I have that right? 536207985025
Reposted by Dan MartinezGreg Pak @gregpak.net · 29/01/2026All of these senators pushing "reforms" need to explain how they will enforce them given the fact that ICE is a lawless band of Klansmen that breaks the law constantly. 6691225
Reposted by Dan MartinezMatt Novak @paleofuture.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Scrolling through the photos of Pam Bondi's "Minnesota rioters," it's just hero after hero. Every photo includes a cowardly DHS agent with their back to the camera. Bondi thinks she's going to win the propaganda war with this shit, but it's never been more clear that they're losing. 493158243812
Reposted by Dan MartinezWes Burdine @wesburdine.bsky.social · 28/01/2026The Democrats will not be able to pull off DHS abolition or anything close to it this go around, but they have to get something with real teeth and more cameras is 100% not it. Neither are extra rules that they'll break anyway. There needs to be enforcement and consequences. 29110
Reposted by Dan MartinezSnowden St. @snowden.st · 28/01/2026the "wHaT mOrE dO YoU wAnT FrOM thEM" crowd is one of the weirdest sects in the kingdom, imho. just a really weird angle to take on "political leader", treating them like a retired actor or creative. 49510
Reposted by Dan MartinezCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Dems should say they won't even come to the table for any discussion until ICE and the administration produces names. Want to show voters you care? Here's a real easy (and public) way to do that and it won't cost you a nickel or any political capital. 8786160