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Jess Whitecroft (she/her)

@jesswhitecroft.bsky.social
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Writes romance and horror. Sometimes combines the two in a horrible romance. Gluten-free. May contain nuts. No DMs, please, because the UK has determined I'm not adult enough to read them.

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Chris Worthing @chrisworthing.bsky.social · 5h
Be more Barbara
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μ-sery🔆🩸🇵🇸 @6ft4inunder.northsky.social · 02/10/2026
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Elder man in black--coat, pants, and his signature wide-rimmed hat--sits on a geometrically ornate bench of white-painted metal, in the middle of a field of tall grass and yellow flowers.
This is Terry Pratchett, and his snow-bearded and bespeckled face is smiling, as his right hand caresses a furry, brown and black boar, and his left rests a frankly ridiculously-sized bottle of (presumably) champagne on his lap. Beside him, on the bench, a stack of five books (probably his own work). What an incredible fucking picture.
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Nancy Kelley @nancymk.bsky.social · 4h
This government has made life dramatically harder for trans children and their families. The human costs are enormous. Cal is not the first parent I know that has made the gut wrenching decision to leave the country. Read this then start fighting for a world where trans kids can live and thrive.
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Jess Whitecroft (she/her) @jesswhitecroft.bsky.social · 13h
Would have thought Jerry Hall would have had more tolerance for lying down in a coffin full of rot and decay after having been married to Rupert Murdoch.
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Jess Whitecroft (she/her) @jesswhitecroft.bsky.social · 13h
Oh shit. There was more Traitors tonight? Hoping for an extremely funny first murder.
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Jess Whitecroft (she/her) @jesswhitecroft.bsky.social · 15h
No, but seriously - how good is Florence Pugh?
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Vampi Moira Valentine @itsviviactually.bsky.social · 16h
Oh your God, Chicago Pope wants me to write that lesbian vampire erotica novella with the latex nuns For Humanity
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catechism @catechism.bsky.social · 19h
i laugh at this every time
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Jess Whitecroft (she/her) @jesswhitecroft.bsky.social · 20h
Here is a baby
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PseudoPod 🎙️ @pseudopod.org · 02/10/2026
Happiest of birthdays to Associate Tentacle, Jess Whitecroft! Remember Marx’ motto: “I intend to live forever, or die trying.”
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Jess Whitecroft (she/her) @jesswhitecroft.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Happy birthday Groucho Marx, and me. I was born on the last birthday he got to celebrate this side of the clouds.
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William Shakespeare @shakespeare.lol · 01/10/2026
Thou sayest the King grows mad, I’ll tell thee, friend, I am almost mad myself.
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Alethea Kontis 알리티아 @aletheakontis.com · 01/10/2026
Happy October! 🖤🍁💀🎃
The sweet transvestite from Transylvania tosses off her cloak at the stroke of midnight on October 1 
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Killian @greenmtgirl.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Accurate.
Image reading "What your favorite obsolete English letter says about you." Below are seven rectangles from manuscripts showing the letters thorn, eth, wynn, yogh, ash, Insular G, and long s. Beneath each rectangle it reads, "You are a nerd."
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PseudoPod 🎙️ @pseudopod.org · 01/10/2026
Welcome to October, spooky fans… 🎃 🗡️
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Damian Carrington @dpcarrington.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
that's about £28m a day renewables have saved the UK sending to petrostates since the start of the US-Israel war in Iran
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MOHAMED AHMED @thesmallfarm.xyz · 01/10/2026
Hello friends! Today, October 1st, I am beginning to plant winter crops. This month, I will be planting radishes, onions, arugula, potatoes, and barley. Please follow the account, share this post, and donate if you can. This marks a third winter here at the Al-Mawasi camp. bit.ly/help-mohamed
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Kristina Killgrove @killgrove.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I was not prepared for how much of adulting is trying to figure out what That Smell is. Not the trash can. Not the other trash can. (Took them out.) Not the garbage disposal, the dishes, or the cat box. (Cleaned them all.) Aha, it’s a rogue potato that decided to liquefy itself in the cabinet! 🥔
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Hell Dunkin @halduncan.com · 01/10/2026
It is Hallowmonth, so I am contractually required by the radge basturt spirits of my ancient forebears to post a *proper* Jack O'Lantern for the benefit of all you sweet summer children of America with yer cute lil pumpkins.
A proper jack o'lantern carved from a tumshie, a hideous leathery visage like the head of some terrible burn victim left languishing in an insane asylum for decades, the bandages stained filthy to the point of solidity, with a sick sheen. Pumpkins? Pfft!
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Jess Whitecroft (she/her) @jesswhitecroft.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Oh dear. Who's going to tell him?
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Jess Whitecroft (she/her) @jesswhitecroft.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Today in Things-Your-Younger-Self-Would-Cry-if-They-Heard-You-Saying: "oh, I've been gagging to get my hands on a bushel of Mary's Alicantes for most of my adult life."
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meave (frown) @meave.nyc · 30/09/2026
Mohamed @thesmallfarm.xyz has lessons about what he’s learning while working at a UNICEF tent school in Al-Mawasi camp share his testimony—his post!—and follow him for more and please support his family; his salary is only $300 US monthly and he won’t be paid for 2.5 more weeks bit.ly/help-mohamed
a four-photo collage: two of squash plants with flower buds, taken on 14 September 2025; two of squash plants with bright yellow flowers, taken on 20 September 2025.
In the center of the photos, a turquoise rectangle with the following text:
PLANT A SEED, GROW HOPE
Mohamed is the sole supporter of a family 13. He uses ancient farming techniques in Al-Mawasi camp to grow vegetables to feed them.
With your help, Mohamed provides everything for his family, including sending six kids to school. Every donation gives the family the chance at a better future.

His campaign link: chuffed.org/project/help-mohamed
His shortened campaign link: bit.ly/help-mohamed
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Acid Rain @bearysweet.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The colder autumn nights in Germany coaxes this magnificent eagle, Oropherion, to spend his nights in his heated indoor winter aviary. This is an African Martial Eagle (Polemaetus bellicosus), the largest eagle species native to Africa. (Cr @birdsofprey_nathalie_denolf) #birds #eagle
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Alaska Public Media @alaskapublic.org · 30/09/2026
Meet Backpack, your 2026 Fat Bear Week champion. Backpack is 20 years old, weighs about 1,000 pounds and got his nickname because, as a cub, he loved riding on his mom's back across the Brooks River.
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Meet Backpack, Fat Bear Week’s chunky champ
Backpack went from hitching a ride on his mom’s back to cross the Brooks River to winning the hearts of fat bear fans around the world.
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Michael Spicer @michaelspicer.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Most TV is just this now.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 30/09/2026
GOAT OR BIRD????
This is even better than the
"what color is this dress" dress.
Goat?
or Bird?
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Jess Whitecroft (she/her) @jesswhitecroft.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
She's still got it.
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Jess Whitecroft (she/her) @jesswhitecroft.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Walked in on the one o'clock news to see Jeffery Archer giving a glue-huffing pitch of what he promises will be his final novel. We should be so lucky.
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Jordan @jordanpfot.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Can’t wait for Mick Herron to bring together the Danny Tommo A-plot and the RAF Fairford B-plot in an unexpected but satisfying way.
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Aidan O’Brien @aidanobrien.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yuge day for American Bluesky, as many are getting their first experience of the quaint and traditional British rural pursuits, "dogging" and "flytipping"
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Jess Whitecroft (she/her) @jesswhitecroft.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It's trending, and any excuse to repost this gem.
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Nick of the Northbank @nicktheinventor.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Perhaps they were just dogging. The ultimate act of British integration.
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Jess Whitecroft (she/her) @jesswhitecroft.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Is this going to turn out to have been a plot from Brassic?
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Jess Whitecroft (she/her) @jesswhitecroft.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
THERE IS NO AI REVOLUTION IT DOES NOT WORK LIKE THAT IT DOES NOT THINK AND IT'S MAKING YOU ALL STUPID. Oh my God, I'm so tired of this nonsense. They're so fucking determined to keep licking that light switch.
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Tom Larkin @tomlarkin.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
We’ve spent many, many hours over the past few months searching the rock pools of Cornwall for a rainbow sea slug. Today, we finally found one! Absolutely worth all the time we’ve spent - it was truly breathtaking.
Rainbow sea slug on a rockRainbow sea slug on a rockRainbow sea slug on a rock from aboveRainbow sea slug on a rock
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Louie Stowell @louiestowell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
So @gabliotecaria.northsky.social pointed out the similarity between these two kittens and the fact that we have to assume Reacher rescued the kitty from Starmer.
Keir starmer with a haunted white kittenA. very similar kitten looking relaxed, putting its paw on Jack Reacher's chest as he cradles it while sitting shotgun in a car. I stan a hero who can't drive. A fellow passenger princess.
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Jess Whitecroft (she/her) @jesswhitecroft.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Yeah, let's make the new Defence Secretary the guy whose only hobby seems to be pissing on people's legs and telling them it's raining. That won't be a problem at all.
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children of the corncob @bisk.sureis.sexy · 28/09/2026
"what if a good thing but only as an election promise rather than using my current overwhelming majority in parliament to do it now?"
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Defend Our Juries @defendourjuries.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
BREAKING: 94 year old Jewish human rights barrister, Margaret Owen arrested under the Terrorism Act outside Andy Burnham’s Labour Party conference. UK taxpayers are funding these arrests while masked men terrorise the streets in coastal towns. Lift The Ban on Palestine Action.
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Pavel @spavel.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
pervert tamagochi
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András Forgács W @andraswf.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Nazis don't want you to remember their crimes
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
*blackadder theme* His head is bigger than a fence He breathes, and everything gets warmer His urge to trample represents A nation's nuclear war trauma Godzilla! Godzilla! The scourge of beast and man! Godzilla! Godzilla! He's flattening Japan!
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Jess Whitecroft (she/her) @jesswhitecroft.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Season of mists and mellow fruitfulness can do one with this fuckass humidity.
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AK Faulkner 🔜 NYCC @ravenswordpress.com · 25/09/2026
Ew. Slop. Get fucked.
Screenshot of a post from bookwritershop.bsky.social:

"AI that writes the whole book, not just a chapter

You bring the idea. Bookwriter handles the rest — research, outline, full chapters, editing passes, even the promo copy.

A finished book, formatted and ready to publish.

Start at bookwriter.shop

#BookWriting…

https://bookwriter.shop"
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Ray Newman @raynewman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
My Lancastrian mum continues her commitment to speaking as if she's in a Victoria Wood sketch: “Andrea's so posh I had to show her how to open a cheese triangle the other day.”
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Mike Ginn @shutupmikeginn.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
porn is so deeply misogynistic. i just watched a video with dozens of performers going at it, and they literally hadn’t bothered to hire a single woman.
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David Ho @davidho.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
The techbros don't want you to see this trailer. Pass it on.
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Circ @tinyicecat.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
This news is important because all the fucks out there actively attempting to wreck the world want you to think that the work is hopeless and just mitigating the worst case scenario. It's not. Fucking keep going.
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Jess Whitecroft (she/her) @jesswhitecroft.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
You know how sometimes seeing how a thing is done makes it even more impressive, not less? Yeah. That.
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It's Pipes, Mum! Pipes is here! @scriblit.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The British Opinion Columnists make sense when you realise they're a clique of Year 10 girls who've all decided to call Kelly From Maths a bitch and a crybaby and a virgin and a slag until she leaves school (one way or the other), except they're 55.
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