Reposted by Dan MartinezMicah @rincewind.run · 06/10/2026please give me the democratic party of republican fearmongering, part one million 181691194
Dan Martinez @hivehand.cc · 20/09/2026🎶 I want you to want me I need you to knead me 🎶 — Cheap Trick 020
Reposted by Dan MartinezThor Benson @thorbenson.bsky.social · 18/09/2026Democratic strategists: Ahhh! What's the right message!!?? Where do we moderate!?!? Jon Ossoff: This administration is horrible. I hate these people. We should put them in jail. I'm pissed Voters: This guy is cool Strategists: I can't figure it out!!!!! 354169633027
Dan Martinez @hivehand.cc · 25/08/2026One fine day in the late 1990s, I was introduced, in rapid succession, to MP3s, WinAmp, and “Fire Water Burn”, so the latter is a bit of a milestone in my personal chronicles. 020
Reposted by Dan MartinezLuigi de Guzman @ouij.bsky.social · 16/08/2026Man I’m seeing people post things like “you don’t know what Jeffries or the DNC have planned!” My dude if they have some great plan to save America they should probably start telling me about it because the secrecy sure isn’t helping 2283578571
Dan Martinez @hivehand.cc · 14/08/2026Seb*, the orange guy, is inhumanly patient with Linda, his little adopted sister, who likes to cuddle up against him every chance she gets. * short for Sebastian 000
Reposted by Dan Martinezconifergirl.bsky.social @conifergirl.bsky.social · 12/08/2026From Robin Rouby-Progressive Cartoons 12458621927
Dan Martinez @hivehand.cc · 08/08/2026Only three episodes in myself, but have enjoyed everything I’ve seen so far. Is it just me, or does the series itself have, in a very good way, more emotional depth than the trailer seemed to convey? 130
Dan Martinez @hivehand.cc · 05/08/2026TVs have gone from bulky, heavy boxes with small, low-res interpolated screens to stupidly high-res, high-dynamic-range panels that can cover the better part of a wall, and weigh a fraction of what their CRT forebears did. 100
Dan Martinez @hivehand.cc · 02/08/2026Tori Amos’s “I’m on Fire”. Stripped down to the bone and somehow all the more powerful for it. youtu.be/fAjOrK_zy88youtu.beTori Amos I'm On Fire (Remastered)YouTube video by Jonathan Belgarde 010
Dan Martinez @hivehand.cc · 25/07/2026FWIW, Kagi’s AI usage defaults to opt-in on a per-query basis — you have to end the query with a question mark — and they just recently announced new options to disable even that, so they seem to smell which way the wind is blowing. 140
Dan Martinez @hivehand.cc · 25/07/2026I can personally attest that paying for Kagi is absolutely worth it. Good search results out of the box, with all kinds of available filtering refinements (“bangs” and “lenses”) on top of that. 010
Reposted by Dan MartinezWilliam B. Fuckley @opinionhaver.bsky.social · 25/07/2026Mitch McConnell being absent and safe-R seat being empty is a GOOD thing I feel like I’m losing my mind here with people furious at Andy Beshear 771990264
Dan Martinez @hivehand.cc · 23/07/2026Given how completely full of shit they are, you’d think that the heads of the current administration would give the risks of explosive diarrhea more urgency. futurism.com/health-medic...futurism.comTrump Is Having a Major Problem With DiarrheaTrump has a major explosive diarrhea problem on his hands. Cases are on the rise and the situation doesn't appear to be "under control." 010
Dan Martinez @hivehand.cc · 22/07/2026Circe, can’t you see? You’re just not the girl for me. I know it might be wrong, but I’m in love with Circe’s mom. 010
Dan Martinez @hivehand.cc · 22/07/2026I think it’s far more likely that potential donors are exasperated with candidates’ fundraising messages: they talk about elections like horse races, instead of saying, forcefully, “If you vote us in, we WILL bring these bastards to heel.” 110
Reposted by Dan MartinezMayor Zohran Kwame Mamdani @mayor.nyc.gov · 22/07/2026Benjamin Netanyahu is a war criminal. 20358812024825
Reposted by Dan MartinezMax Kennerly @maxkennerly.bsky.social · 20/07/2026$100 to any reporter who asks him, "so you're saying Capitol Police should've shot dead everyone who breached the Capitol on January 6?" 607151654092
Dan Martinez @hivehand.cc · 20/07/2026There are at least three normal dogs’ worth of soul in those eyes. 160
Dan Martinez @hivehand.cc · 20/07/2026Are there Birkenstocks with socks, or is that not the variant of Eurotrash you’re aiming for? 010
Reposted by Dan Martinezshauna @goldengateblond.bsky.social · 20/07/2026is there a pulitzer for photo captions because if so @theguardian.com just won it 57139403714
Reposted by Dan MartinezMrs. Betty Bowers @mrsbettybowers.bsky.social · 19/07/2026The toxic influencer who has made "hyper-masculinity" his brand was arresting wearing Doris Day clam-digger slacks and a kicky purple blouse. 1945227584623
Dan Martinez @hivehand.cc · 18/07/2026Stephen Miller looks like someone never bothered to unpack half the mannequin parts after opening the shipping box. 0287
Dan Martinez @hivehand.cc · 18/07/2026I voted for Gore, and thought Bush was an assclown from the start, but it has to be said that Gore’s campaign was… underwhelming. The memory of him saying “They’re for the powerful, we’re for the people!” and sounding almost like a real human boy while doing it haunts me to this day. 160
Dan Martinez @hivehand.cc · 18/07/2026“Look! My staff blundered basic typography!” Uh, congratulations, I guess? 080
Dan Martinez @hivehand.cc · 17/07/2026Guy with a lot of free time discovers that you can dig *way* deeper with a tiny little hammer than most people think. 120
Dan Martinez @hivehand.cc · 26/06/2026What the actual pup? After years of giving folks “We only rate dogs” grief, you just post a picture of a bunny and hope no one notices? Unbelievable. 030
Dan Martinez @hivehand.cc · 23/06/2026I absolutely agree with you, but am simultaneously reminded of a classic. 110
Reposted by Dan MartinezKevin Gannon (now a Moo Deng fan account) @thetattooedprof.bsky.social · 17/06/2026"It looks like they're brewing Yodas in there. It is so uncannily green and visibly slimy that it feels inevitable that video will soon surface of Robert F. Kennedy Jr. splashing around in it with jeans on." Everything @davidjroth.bsky.social writes is a banger, but this piece is my new favorite.defector.comPromises Made, Promises Kept: The Lincoln Memorial Reflecting Pool Absolutely Looks Like Shit Now | DefectorIf everyone in the United States weren’t living downstream from its consequences, it would be a pretty good tragic flaw that Donald Trump wants more than anything to be seen as a brilliant man who has... 48731
Dan Martinez @hivehand.cc · 13/06/2026Vivaldi’s tab-stacking behavior is also, IMHO, pretty cool. I can open five tabs of one tool’s documentation, and they’ll only take up one slot in the top tab bar. 020
Dan Martinez @hivehand.cc · 11/06/2026A wise man does not learn from the pensive discretion of others. 020
Dan Martinez @hivehand.cc · 11/06/2026A zillion times this. We got a bonded pair, after decades of single cats, and they’re like a different species to me. Two gooberlings endlessly entertaining each other and everyone around them. 1141
Reposted by Dan MartinezAkivaMCohen @akivamcohen.bsky.social · 10/06/2026No. You worry about the slippery slope when you aren't already at the bottom of the chasm. Now? An ideological Supreme Court is discarding settled precedent on a whim, bad reasoning and worse history, and stacking the deck further with unreasoned shadow docket fuckery. Fuck the slippery slope. 35864172
Reposted by Dan MartinezSenator Patty Murray @murray.senate.gov · 10/06/2026Todd Blanche, the President's former personal lawyer, is a corrupt grifter who has proven he will always put Trump above the law. Anyone with an ounce of common sense can see that. I'm voting NO. We should not let these crooks run the DOJ like a mob family. 1152718700
Reposted by Dan MartinezJohn Moe @johnmoe.bsky.social · 09/06/2026The Knicks were ahead halfway through the third quarter but there were wide changes in the results after that. It undermines integrity in the score. 991170219
Reposted by Dan MartinezRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 08/06/2026it is darkly funny that his son got married and he was like "ohhhhh uhhhh something popped up, you know, the war, I gotta do work on the war that night, unfortunately I just can't go" and then 2 weeks later, same war still going on, he's shutting down midtown Manhattan to watch the Knicks 35985751591
Dan Martinez @hivehand.cc · 05/06/2026And the foil for one of my all-time favorite lines: “I’m so old now. I used to have so much mercy.” 130
Reposted by Dan MartinezJames Talarico @jamestalarico.bsky.social · 03/06/2026Ken Paxton was indicted for scamming his own friends. He convinced them to invest hundreds of thousands in a company while secretly pocketing a commission. Paxton sold out his own friends for a quick buck. What makes you think he won't sell you out in the Senate? 406207646365
Reposted by Dan MartinezLA Blue Dot in GA 🌊🐸 @namwella1961.bsky.social · 25/05/2026Huffpost: Trump used Saturday's shooting outside the White House to repeat demands that his big ballroom be added to the executive mansion. Trump needs to be thankful he's a man, otherwise some people might think he's too chickenshit to be president. #ProudBlue #Pinks #SheShed 1422569798