Guerrilla Glue Gun @heyguerrilla.bsky.social · 07/09/2026Monday Scaries on Labor Day, while you work all day, really is the American Dream, isn’t it 101
Guerrilla Glue Gun @heyguerrilla.bsky.social · 07/09/2026This is my punishment for my soldier, for not believing him 100
Guerrilla Glue Gun @heyguerrilla.bsky.social · 07/09/2026For someone so smart, I’m really quite stupid 100
Guerrilla Glue Gun @heyguerrilla.bsky.social · 07/09/2026I did everything I could to avoid a broken heart and it happened anyway And I didn’t even have fun 100
Reposted by Guerrilla Glue GunEsheru @esherukweku.bsky.social · 06/09/2026This reminds of the story of Vietnam vet shooting & killing a teenager, whose younger brother was with him at the time & witnessed the shooting. The little boy looked at his dead brother, then began throwing rocks at the helicopter. A soldier turned to the other & said we are going to lose this war. 67940
Reposted by Guerrilla Glue Gunyaoi gagarin @mel.bzky.team · 06/09/2026i had to see this so now you do too 991152149
Reposted by Guerrilla Glue GunPolite Yet Ultimately Malevolent Mailman @usps.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Why does it feel like an Amazon plane crashing into a lot full of teslas is the closest we will ever get to economic justice in our time 26616
Reposted by Guerrilla Glue GunPuff the Magic Hater @mskellymhayes.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I think tech's plan for the bubble bursting is to say it's happening bc they are throwing the brakes on a bunch of AI things in order to protect humanity, and therefore deserve to be bailed out, bc it's a cooperative act and they are the future, and I think both Republicans and Dems will comply. 7532125
Reposted by Guerrilla Glue GunJohn Carpenter’s The Alex Nevil @thealexnevil.bsky.social · 06/09/2026Werner Herzog: Yes, it is dead. Its time had come, it was inescapable, and we face the same eventuality. We are drawn inexorably to death; moth to a flame. We, too, shall burn into nothingness. Mechanic: So do you want a new car battery? Werner Herzog: Does it come with a warranty? 17625
Guerrilla Glue Gun @heyguerrilla.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I’m not depressed today - I’m very very sad 100
Reposted by Guerrilla Glue GunCalvinball Congress @emericanjezebel.bsky.social · 06/09/2026“criticizing MAHA is misogynist” the CIA can just quit, yall are doing this shit for free? 313927
Reposted by Guerrilla Glue GunJack @wakeupangry.bsky.social · 06/09/2026I hope no one quantum leaps into my body today, I have shit to do. 1723479
Reposted by Guerrilla Glue Gungamera obscura @ohrobin.bsky.social · 06/09/2026these would be amazing to wear on your period 729840
Guerrilla Glue Gun @heyguerrilla.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I think this was always coming, once the USSR collapsed It was always coming 100
Guerrilla Glue Gun @heyguerrilla.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Maybe I am off the fence after all about what needs doing here in the US of A 110
Reposted by Guerrilla Glue GunNowhere Girl @gwynnion.bsky.social · 05/09/2026"This is communism," says the government that lets school lunch debt exist in the first place. 0134
Guerrilla Glue Gun @heyguerrilla.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I’m feeling slightly more comfortable integrated now Slightly lol 100
Guerrilla Glue Gun @heyguerrilla.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I think I’m having a ptsd episode/flashback 100
Guerrilla Glue Gun @heyguerrilla.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I’m still sober though, against all odds 100
Reposted by Guerrilla Glue GunTyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 05/09/2026the best part of waking up is shut the fuck right up 2605
Guerrilla Glue Gun @heyguerrilla.bsky.social · 05/09/2026The mind is a terrible thing to ̶w̶a̶s̶t̶e̶ lose 000
Guerrilla Glue Gun @heyguerrilla.bsky.social · 05/09/2026So now it’s illegal for women to have hobbies at work, ok ok 020
Reposted by Guerrilla Glue Gun🅱️oofessor Killosk 👻🔪 @professorkiosk.wtf · 04/09/2026that’s not very space cowboy of you maurice 1026169
Reposted by Guerrilla Glue Gunspooky cannoli @boner.ink · 04/09/2026we asked bluesky's 38 most influential posters what is their secret to posting so good and they all told us to kill ourselves 41079134
Reposted by Guerrilla Glue GunBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 05/09/2026See this is how you write a lede for a newspaper 1721623
Reposted by Guerrilla Glue Gunfreecialis @freecialis.bsky.social · 03/09/2026I never let things live in my head rent free. I am rich from all of them paying me rent 15914
Reposted by Guerrilla Glue GunCharles Logan @charleswlogan.bsky.social · 05/09/2026You mean the same OpenAI pitching their products to K-12 and higher ed and whose models are used by other AI companies like MagicSchool? 16926
Reposted by Guerrilla Glue GunJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 05/09/2026where did you think i was? other than in the walls 3361
Guerrilla Glue Gun @heyguerrilla.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I forgot I still don’t know how to go to a bar without drinking though 100
Guerrilla Glue Gun @heyguerrilla.bsky.social · 05/09/2026I haven’t done that since my tumblr days - it’s how I first met friends when I moved to LA 110
Reposted by Guerrilla Glue Gun'dro🐰 @clowndro.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Every day I am reminded anew that human interaction is just a bad idea 01711
Reposted by Guerrilla Glue GunAlgonquin K Farquhar II @buddhatree.bsky.social · 04/09/2026The 38 worst replying-without-liking offenders on Bluesky 14715
Reposted by Guerrilla Glue GunCurt @neoriffic.bsky.social · 05/09/2026Them: "Why is everything so damn awful?" Me: *taps meme* Them: "All this can't possibly-- Me: *taps meme, aggressively* Them: "But, if--" Me: *prints meme on a sheet of A0, folds it in half several times, grabs the Vasoline...* 05122
Reposted by Guerrilla Glue GunEvie Nyx @evienyx7.bsky.social · 04/09/2026We as a society should hiss more 2024781
Reposted by Guerrilla Glue Gunhammancheez but spooky @hammancheez.bsky.social · 05/09/2026In 2023 bluesky would have had the 38 most influential hogs contest and named journalists and scientists would have been arguing in the comments 3275
Reposted by Guerrilla Glue GunTyler, from the Internet @tylerfromtheinternet.com · 05/09/2026anyway if there is a god, it hates us 3111
Reposted by Guerrilla Glue GunBrian C. Keegan, Ph.D. @brianckeegan.com · 05/09/2026dragging the US into a shooting war with a nuclear armed power to protect OpenAI’s profitability is certainty a hot take 49018
