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Hester Paradice

@hester-paradice.bsky.social
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not quite committed but still politely lurking

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Jim Rossignol @rossignol.bsky.social · 22/06/2026
We're all laughing now, but remember this moment when it's your turn to be prime minister.
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Kirsten Amy @kirstenp.bsky.social · 08/05/2026
Evergreen headline.
Old BBC headline that reads: Baffling and concerning — what is wrong with England?
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Diane Hanfelt @dianhanf.bsky.social · 04/03/2026
As seen in the Nelson airport, a contest to make the best tiny chair out of a beercan. My cold hard heart softens
A bunch of intricate tiny chairs and a beer canThe winning chair and the can type it was crafted fromMy favourite tiney chair with tiny woven metal straps
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Letters of Note @lettersofnote.com · 12/02/2026
Happy birthday to one of my favourite haters, Charles Darwin
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mindflakes @mindflakes.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
I'm pretty good at operating tiny buttons in response to predetermined environmental stimuli, in case any scientists out there are looking to hand out small cheese rewards for that
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Hester Paradice @hester-paradice.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Post a banger that isn't in English
youtu.be
Adriano Celentano canta "Prisencolinensinainciusol" da "Formula due" del 1973
YouTube video by Rai
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Dan Pearce @gamedesigndan.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
Things are messy right now but it's reassuring that Keir Starmer is at least having a fucking terrible day.
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 05/02/2026
the last full term for a prime minister in the uk serving as the head of a party that actually won the election was twenty years ago lol
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Diarmid @diarmid.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
ⓘ 𝗧𝗵𝗶𝘀 𝘂𝘀𝗲𝗿 𝗶𝘀 𝗳𝗲𝗲𝗹𝗶𝗻𝗴 “𝗮 𝗯𝗶𝘁 𝗴𝗹𝗼𝗼𝗺𝘆” 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝘀𝗵𝗼𝘂𝗹𝗱 𝗯𝗲 𝗳𝗶𝘀𝗵𝗲𝗱 𝗼𝘂𝘁 𝗼𝗳 𝗧𝗵𝗲 𝗖𝗵𝗮𝘀𝗺 𝘄𝗵𝗲𝗻 𝗽𝗼𝘀𝘀𝗶𝗯𝗹𝗲.
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Ann Leckie @annleckie.com · 02/02/2026
I believe the whole point of making art is to be delighted by making it. Or perhaps more precisely to be gratified by making it--some art, for instance, comes from anger, and while anger is not delightful it is important to express, explain, convey, etc. That expression is gratifying.
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こま9さい @2buan.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
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Antoinette Lattouf @antoinettelattouf.bsky.social · 11/01/2026
Cancelling my 14 day trial of 2026. I did not subscribe to this fuckery. OPT OUT. STOP. UNSUBSCRIBE
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
Every time I'm in a restaurant I remember Kevin McAleer's reply to a waiter who told him the Soup Of The Day. "Where there any other contenders?" "Um, no?" "A hollow victory, then".
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MꙬse Allain @mooseallain.bsky.social · 19/12/2025
I also want to say thank you to the person who introduced me to the French word 'beaucoup' this year. It means a lot.
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Simon MacEwan @theblastedheath.bsky.social · 08/12/2025
The child told me that I should print this in red, and I regret to inform you that he was correct.
A linocut of an owl with spread wings holding an olive branch printed in dark red ink on a beige background
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
My father? Well, growing up I believed he had been killed by the mysterious hero, Night Falcon. Later I learned he was taken from our family when the previous Night Falcon died and the Peregrine Essence chose him as its new vessel. So in a way I was right
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Philip K Deep state @basalthrull.bsky.social · 06/12/2025
Texte: le calendrier de l’avent interdit 

Image 1: un pied de biche 

Image 2: un ensemble de casiers automatiques type « Amazon » situé en extérieur
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Simon MacEwan @theblastedheath.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
I need to do something with this little dragon, I'm not sure what yet
An ink and water colour drawing of a dragon that looks a bit like an axolotl.
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ArtButMakeItSports @artbutmakeitsports.bsky.social · 29/11/2025
The Ten Largest, No. 1, Childhood, by Hilma af Klint, 1907 (rotated), 📸 by @WeversAndrew
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Anna Megill @annamegill.com · 28/11/2025
This is one of the greatest posts I've ever seen on social media. Every item is a lovely little gem of inspiration
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 06/08/2023
Tomato leaves curls UPWARD in response to STRESSORS, such as HOMEWORK or DIVORCE
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Phil Salvador @philsalv.bsky.social · 23/11/2025
In The Labyrinth of Time, entering the Ziggurat without a lantern is supposed to show a black screen. However, the developers put in the wrong filename for the black screen, so it fails to render, showing a black screen instead
A black screen, captioned "You walk into a dark place."
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 27/05/2025
Please don't tell me my guess is "as good as yours". My guesses — which are educated, by the way — are worlds better than yours
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the hype @thehyyyype.bsky.social · 18/11/2025
Mechanic [sliding out from under Optimus Prime]: I think I see what the issue is. This truck is also a big guy somehow
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michael lutz @ztul.bsky.social · 17/11/2025
Of course I was conflicted when I first realized my highly intelligent genius daughter was also a fiendishly cunning serial killer, but eventually I decided it is my responsibility as a parent to raise the best child I can and it is the responsibility of the FBI to capture her.
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 06/11/2025
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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/11/2025
Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
Flying Squirrel Loves It Every Time
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 12/08/2023
just started having recency bias and i love it. easily the best bias
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bort @crushbort.bsky.social · 29/10/2025
legolas…what do your lived experiences tell you
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 30/10/2025
am i full of regrets from wasting my one precious life (the end of which is approaching by the day, faster and faster and faster) or did i go to bed a little later than usual and it's cloudy outside. impossible to say. probably the first thing
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ana street rat @uldahstreetrat.bsky.social · 23/10/2025
"Oxford commas are a sign you write with ai" I will find such a unique way to rip out your spine that they'll make a movie about it
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Steph @fistfulofcrits.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
Sometimes you have to buy a 99p shitty ass sketchbook and a £1 rainbow biro pen and draw on your floor like when you were a kid to get your art spark back again And would you believe it's actually worked
A rough sketch drawing of a knight (referenced) in blue, green and pink biro. An orange flag resting next to it says Studies, Sketches, Art
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Jack de Quidt @notquitereal.bsky.social · 21/10/2025
some of the stories are very scary. some of them are sad. one of them takes a respectful moment to remind readers what a sheep is.
"THERE IS A CERTAIN CREATURE OF NATURE THAT IS CALLED THE SHEEP. IT DWELLS ON GRASSIE HILLS IN THE HIGH COUNTRY AND ITS BODY IS COVERED IN A SOFT HAIR, AND ITS MILKE IS USED FOR THE PRODUCTION OF THE SWEETEST CHEESE. IT HAS A PLEASANT THROATY VOICE WHEN IT SPEAKS AND IS MUCH BELOVED BY THE WOLF."
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nikk @nikk.ca · 20/10/2025
absolute workhorse of a reaction image from over 100 years ago
elegant woman blasting a suitor in the face with the NO gun
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Hester Paradice @hester-paradice.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
still catching up on the vods, just snuck in 20 mins before bed: it was entirely a discussion about defining cold cuts and the game was paused the entire time. 10/10 would recommend
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Mr. Joshua @pantspants.bsky.social · 04/10/2025
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Oliver @dubiousdevil.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
*fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you* *fires off a single fireball towards you that slowly tracks you*
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rar is win @xyla.zip · 20/09/2025
r/vintageapple: I put a hat on my iMac without thinking about it, didn't notice until I cleaned my office how handsome it looks. (by u/blendertricks)

[a photo of the bondi blue imac g3 wearing a hat]
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Gundroog @gundroog.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
Sun Tzu in his Art of War once said "those who save consumables will be buried with them."
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Jaws Slayer 🎃 @jesawyer.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
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DAY'S END
FLOO'ER O' THE HEATHER.
THERE's gowd 'mang the bracken, an' hine on
the hill
The foo'er o the heather blooms hardily still;
Sae sighna for Simmer, an' dinna mak' mane, Nor grieve that the days o' the Simmer are gane!
For the days o' the Simmer were bonnie an' braw, But swift fled the 'oors o' the Simmer awa';
An' the bud an' the blossom that Simmer put forth Lie withered afore the chill blast frae the North:
But brave flaunts the bracken tho days may be
dour,
An' tho win's may be snell aye the heather shall
floo'er ;
An' wha wad be dowie, or grum'le an' gloom, Wi' the bracken aglow an' the heather abloom?
Sae sighna for Simmer, an' dinna mak' mane, Nor grieve that the days o' the Simmer are gane;:
For there's gowd 'mang the bracken, an' hine on
the hill
The floo'er o the heather blooms hardily still!
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Novelty Cistern @noveltycistern.bsky.social · 19/01/2025
BOURDAIN: alright, seasoning. Im tasting.... salt. But there's something else MEDIEVAL SPIT-BOY: m'lord hath a fine palate. we have added notte megge, a spice moft deere
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Terrible Maps @terriblemapshq.bsky.social · 12/09/2025
Shark named ‘Breton’ makes a self-portrait using its tracker
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Athlete's Foot Demon @rwoodsmall.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
i don't know what the source of this video is but I love it
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Dr. Abigail Desmond @abigaildesmond.bsky.social · 13/01/2025
Ursula K. LeGuin on technology
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Alison Fisk @alisonfisk.bsky.social · 30/08/2025
Happy weekend! From c. 3,600 years ago, here’s an ancient Egyptian bead in the form of a curled-up hedgehog! 🦔💙 Blue faience, c. 1985 -1650 BC. National Museum of Scotland www.nms.ac.uk/search-our-c... 📷 by me #Archaeology
My photo shows a blue spherical bead in the form of a hedgehog curled up in a defensive ball displayed on a grey background. It is made of Egyptian faience, a ceramic material with a shiny blue glaze. The hedgehog’s face, ears, feet and tail are shown in relief, and the quills are represented by black dots painted over the surface of the bead. A hole for threading runs through the sphere - it can just be seen on the right hand side of the bead. The hedgehog’s long ears suggest this is a desert hedgehog. Desert hedgehogs may have symbolized rebirth because they reappear after hibernating underground in winter. Dated  c.1985 - 1650 BC. On display at the National Museum of Scotland in Edinburgh.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/08/2025
Old Soviet joke for today: A man walks into a newsstand every day, looks around, and leaves. After a long time of this, the owner says “Can I help you find something?” “I’m looking for the obituaries.” “The obituaries are in the back of the newspaper, comrade.” “Not the one I’m looking for.”
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headfallsoff @headfallsoff.com · 28/08/2025
labour have lost the beano. there's no coming back from this starmer must resign
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