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“no no no no no” @sammy “fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you” @TransTina "holy shit we should cancel xylq” @ClaireH 🌉 bridged from ⁂ shitpost.trade/@xyla, follow @ap.brid.gy to interact

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part time xyla @xyla.zip · 2h
didn’t plan for meeting up with cool fedi people but apparently i did and they’re really cool so yay
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part time xyla @xyla.zip · 2h
do not open
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part time xyla @xyla.zip · 2h
OH: token ring sounds like if they made ibm pc/sex
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part time xyla @xyla.zip · 6h
liquicity yearmix 2013 playing in the public 🔥🔥
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part time xyla @xyla.zip · 7h
You do not need to chase your rat anymore. Let’s finish this
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part time xyla @xyla.zip · 9h
To regain friends in your news feed and get rid of ads - Hold your finger anywhere in this post and click 'copy'. Go to your page where it says ‘What's on your mind?' Tap your finger anywhere in the blank field. Click paste. This upgrades the system. Hello new and old friends!🥰 It's sad we have […]
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part time xyla @xyla.zip · 20h
istg the only things i know in spanish are feliz jueves, como estas and patatas bravas
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part time xyla @xyla.zip · 28/09/2026
drugs, ?????
Wine (from a Wikipedia-style site)

Wine is an alcoholic drink made from
fermented fruit (typically grapes) which causes
Linux users to enter a mental state that allows
them to run Microsoft Windows applications in
their mind.

[photo]
Red and white wine, served in cool glasses.
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part time xyla @xyla.zip · 28/09/2026
Connecting to Yahoo! as bitch
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part time xyla @xyla.zip · 29/09/2026
noot noot
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part time xyla @xyla.zip · 28/09/2026
goobnite,
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part time xyla @xyla.zip · 28/09/2026
trains :3
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part time xyla @xyla.zip · 28/09/2026
what is it with hackerspaces and loving slop
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part time xyla @xyla.zip · 28/09/2026
ah yes, cockchip electronics
Copyright © 2025 Rockchip Electronics CO., LTD.
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part time xyla @xyla.zip · 28/09/2026
Connecting to Yahoo! as bitch
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part time xyla @xyla.zip · 28/09/2026
drugs, ?????
Wine (from a Wikipedia-style site)

Wine is an alcoholic drink made from
fermented fruit (typically grapes) which causes
Linux users to enter a mental state that allows
them to run Microsoft Windows applications in
their mind.

[photo]
Red and white wine, served in cool glasses.
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part time xyla @xyla.zip · 28/09/2026
im alberta, cc @epicness
The Guardian
https://www.theguardian.com

Alberta's self-image as world's only rat
[…]
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part time xyla @xyla.zip · 28/09/2026
me when i give gf brain damage :3
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part time xyla @xyla.zip · 27/09/2026
a guy running away from a xiaomi shop with his phone (held in a comically big hand) saying “bootloader unlocked” with a security employee chasing him
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part time xyla @xyla.zip · 27/09/2026
a rat that’s into another rat is incest
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part time xyla @xyla.zip · 27/09/2026
the design transition from ios 6 to 7 was something
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part time xyla @xyla.zip · 27/09/2026
OH: kapitaluchy chcą żebyś nie miała testosteronu
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part time xyla @xyla.zip · 27/09/2026
ethernet over vga
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part time xyla @xyla.zip · 27/09/2026
OH: woww, ale ciasno wchodzi 😳
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part time xyla @xyla.zip · 27/09/2026
going on the unreal tournament, anyone want anything
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xyla 🔒🐀 @xylazine.shitpost.trade.ap.brid.gy · 27/09/2026
OH: i wanna take a ride on your signal stick 🥺
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part time xyla @xyla.zip · 27/09/2026
OH: omg, i can make my transceiver trans! ,,,oh wait, it’s already trans! can it receive? diversity mode on… hmmm
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part time xyla @xyla.zip · 27/09/2026
🤮​​​multimetr​🇺🇸 ❌​❌​❌​ 🤩​wielomierz🇵🇱​ ✔️​✔️​✔️
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part time xyla @xyla.zip · 27/09/2026
oh btw i have a semi-private alt at @xylazine,,, if u care,, if ur not busy,,
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part time xyla @xyla.zip · 27/09/2026
good morning to everyone but dansup
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part time xyla @xyla.zip · 27/09/2026
my body is a
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part time xyla @xyla.zip · 26/09/2026
omg girlfriend 🥺
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part time xyla @xyla.zip · 26/09/2026
i keep hanging out with problematic people and they keep being cool smh
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part time xyla @xyla.zip · 26/09/2026
soggy :3
rat plushie mounted to my e-scooter with water dripping from it after getting powerwashed
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part time xyla @xyla.zip · 26/09/2026
how many shrimps do you have to eat
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part time xyla @xyla.zip · 26/09/2026
soggy :3
rat plushie mounted to my e-scooter with water dripping from it after getting powerwashed
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part time xyla @xyla.zip · 26/09/2026
> Just a person interested in […] agentic systems. yeah no thanks
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part time xyla @xyla.zip · 26/09/2026
i wamnt gf but gf is autism,
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part time xyla @xyla.zip · 25/09/2026
girl full version
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part time xyla @xyla.zip · 25/09/2026
girl trial
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part time xyla @xyla.zip · 25/09/2026
aye the web do be wide
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part time xyla @xyla.zip · 25/09/2026
OH: i’m a slut for comms 🥺
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part time xyla @xyla.zip · 25/09/2026
dai-sy dukes bi-kinis on top
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part time xyla @xyla.zip · 25/09/2026
youtu.be/sj88Iuma6BQ
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part time xyla @xyla.zip · 25/09/2026
chuj dupa kurwa cipa chuj dupa kurwa cipa chuj dupa kurwa cipa chuj dupa kurwa cipa (chuuuuuuj dupa kurwa cipa chuuuuuj dupa kurwa cipa chuuuuuuuj dupa kurwa cipa chuuuuuuj dupa kurwa cipa)
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part time xyla @xyla.zip · 25/09/2026
2137
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part time xyla @xyla.zip · 25/09/2026
the rar is win
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part time xyla @xyla.zip · 25/09/2026
yeah it’s okay u can leave your twink in the corner
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part time xyla @xyla.zip · 25/09/2026
doping? whew that’s so dope
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part time xyla @xyla.zip · 25/09/2026
soap is snack ><
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