Sign in

Simon MacEwan

@theblastedheath.bsky.social
654 followers 714 following 935 posts

Hopeless dilettante Picker-up of unconsidered trifles

PostsRepliesMedia
Simon MacEwan @theblastedheath.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Beast of the Day - Leopard
0186
Simon MacEwan @theblastedheath.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Beast of the (yester)day - Mammoth
060
Simon MacEwan @theblastedheath.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
How to make a woolly mammoth in 1 minute
0102
Simon MacEwan @theblastedheath.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
There's a leopard for every face
0111
Reposted by Simon MacEwan
Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Did you think you weren't disposable, babes? You kind always do, don't you.
329636
Reposted by Simon MacEwan
WholesomeMemes @wholesomememe.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
411959224
Reposted by Simon MacEwan
molly @bugmom.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
how it feels
the wheel of samsara with a kitty powerless against the endless cycle of birth, suffering, death, and rebirth
0645168
Simon MacEwan @theblastedheath.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
More 9cm x 9cm paintings - I cannot resist a tiny pad of paper
1247
Reposted by Simon MacEwan
ascalaphid @ascalaphid.com · 28/09/2026
kitchen duty
the monks havin a gab while leisurely preparing dinner
223452855
Simon MacEwan @theblastedheath.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Island
0265
Simon MacEwan @theblastedheath.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Saw Big Aphrodite today
040
Reposted by Simon MacEwan
Francesco Francavilla @ffrancavilla.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sure I've used lots of ink and lines for something invisible...
My drawing of the Invisible Man
321422
Reposted by Simon MacEwan
videogame history @vghistory.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
dinky kong, vic-20 (1984) ourdigitalheritage.org/hostedArchiv...
illustration of a lanky mario-like dude running across a beam toward a rolling barrel. a rope with round things attached (close to the levels of the beams) is at the end of the beam. a level of beams is also above. a hand drawn illustration of a level is drawn in the lower right hand corner.
418149
Simon MacEwan @theblastedheath.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Beast of the Day - Monkey contemplates Death
0100
Reposted by Simon MacEwan
Alex Steed @alexsteed.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Today in It Can Only Get Stranger news: sex dolls, sex arms, sex bots, sex gods, sex movies, AI calibrated vaginas, and "one of the most pivotal pieces of trash of the 21st century."
it-can-only-get-stranger.ghost.io
Articles of Interest: Sex Dolls, Sex Arms, Sex Bots, Sex Gods, Sex Movies and Pivotal Trash
Today in It Can Only Get Stranger news: sex dolls, sex arms, sex bots, sex gods, sex movies, AI calibrated vaginas, and "one of the most pivotal pieces of trash of the 21st century." Jim Vorel of Jez...
1114
Reposted by Simon MacEwan
weeder @weeder.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
God, grant me the courage to change the things I can and incredible new powers to change the things I can't.
63106702529
Simon MacEwan @theblastedheath.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Beast of the Day - Jovial Troll / Step right up
1101
Reposted by Simon MacEwan
Rob Williams @robwilliams71.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Here's the opening page proper of JUDGE DREDD: THE NEW FUTURE pt. 1 in today's @2000ad.bsky.social 2501. Gives you a taste of what's coming over the next 12 weeks or so. By @henryflint.bsky.social @arthurwyatt.bsky.social Annie Parkhouse and myself.
1121455
Simon MacEwan @theblastedheath.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Beast of the day - Rain
060
Simon MacEwan @theblastedheath.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Tried a new glaze, I love the colour but it's probably too spotty
0101
Reposted by Simon MacEwan
Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is my new favorite thing.
74164095266
Simon MacEwan @theblastedheath.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Beast of the Day - Mushroom Witch
0111
Simon MacEwan @theblastedheath.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Finally scientific proof of the Cartesian good brain/evil brain division
020
Reposted by Simon MacEwan
kate bush’s husband @airbagged.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I…
Liv @Liv_Agar •43m
X
It's remarkable how many times i've seen a Professional Take Haver on the internet go insane as a result of online criticism that starts off unreasonable but becomes increasingly more reasonable as it makes them lose their mind
10
セ9
598
il 12K
L
Taylor Lorenz @TaylorLorenz
X.com
You gotta just not care. I think so many people allow a small and vocal audience to shape what they say and do bc being intellectually honest and consistent in your beliefs is costly. But at the end of the day why have a platform if you won't stick to your guns
3:49 PM • 9/21/26 • 1.6K Views
7
9
贝
Relevant v
①
Constant Overboy @EthicallyG... • 13m
Girl this tweet is literally about you
28
贝
L
1138407813
Simon MacEwan @theblastedheath.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Happy equinox, I have made many silly creatures this year
140
Reposted by Simon MacEwan
Justin Jest @justinjest.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
3551071021
Simon MacEwan @theblastedheath.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
That's better
0173
Reposted by Simon MacEwan
Simon MacEwan @theblastedheath.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It's a while since I have done a linocut with text so it was only once I finished that I spotted my foolish mistake
3257
Simon MacEwan @theblastedheath.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Back to the old drawing board
0102
Reposted by Simon MacEwan
Steven (with a PH) @sjksalisbury.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Christening a baby is nothing like christening a ship. I know that now. Once again I can only apologise.
160191043858
Simon MacEwan @theblastedheath.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It's gonna transform into a mech-warrior
040
Simon MacEwan @theblastedheath.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It's a while since I have done a linocut with text so it was only once I finished that I spotted my foolish mistake
3257
Reposted by Simon MacEwan
Jimmy Two Heads 💀🎃 @jimmytwohands.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Someone made this event 10 years ago and it’s fast approaching and while I said I was going as a joke way back when, I think this is very important and I will be there with any priestly amulets that are needed to make this come true
Facebook event

Friday, January 1, 2027 at 12 AM - 3PM
Open the Cloud Gate and Summon Anubis to Smite the Unworthy
101001285
Reposted by Simon MacEwan
Jes Steele ✌️ @piratito.com · 20/09/2026
Nature’s version of ‘Twins (1988)’.
0265
Reposted by Simon MacEwan
Deb JJ Lee @jdebbiel.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
another lil tutorial! (1/?)
image of first step of a flat crystalline shape, with a fully rendered one by its side
205316971
Reposted by Simon MacEwan
pmamtraveller.bsky.social @pmamtraveller.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Yemeni Anthropomorphic Stele (3rd–1st Century BCE)
1184122895
Simon MacEwan @theblastedheath.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
ADHD desk - leatherman tool, clamp, sponge, pads of paper all unrelated to current activity, knife used to sharpen pencil, but no longer required
050
Reposted by Simon MacEwan
Shana @shanamd.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
I am SORRY for sharing something that was posted on the other place, but this is too good.
The future pope at a party with a caption “they don’t know I’m the future pope”
160185263415
Simon MacEwan @theblastedheath.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Beast of the Day - Mothy
07013
Simon MacEwan @theblastedheath.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Little head
0203
Simon MacEwan @theblastedheath.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Beast of the day - Cloud
0101
Reposted by Simon MacEwan
Helen Rosner @hels.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Kid was asking some pointed questions about how babies are born which led to me drawing the best picture I’ve drawn in my life
397130751228
Reposted by Simon MacEwan
Iron Spike @ironspike.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
This goes so fucking hard. Between this and that one vegan prison abolitionist on YouTube shorts, I feel the need to apologize to Quakers in general, I did not know how you got down.
3673159
Simon MacEwan @theblastedheath.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Beast of the Day - Anemone/wind-daughter
2183
Simon MacEwan @theblastedheath.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Hello from the shores of Lake Michigan
A blue hoodie with Michigan in red and white varsity letters lies in a large puddle in the gutter
060
Simon MacEwan @theblastedheath.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
020
Simon MacEwan @theblastedheath.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
Beast of the Day - Medusa
191
Simon MacEwan @theblastedheath.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
出口/EXIT Escher
0276
Reposted by Simon MacEwan
Standplaats Kraków could really use some cash! @standplaatskrk.pl · 13/09/2026
spockcoded on tumblr:
"caving as an extreme sport is sooo unfathomable to me why are u as a creature of the daylight doing that. were u born without the dread in ur bones or something"

spockcoded:
"#i used to teach spelunking to 9 year olds it’s SO fun trust me
#the POWER of a good cave nap. like tight corner cold mud you get knocked out and feel like you slept 8h in 15m
#the time dilation of being in a cave is the unsettling part. you are in there for what feels like 15 minutes and it’s been 6 hours

come 9 year olds let us sleep in the hell fissures where time goes to suffocate"
116437
Reposted by Simon MacEwan
Endless Screaming @infinitescream.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHH
0408