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author of the Hegaldia series (dropping soon!). motorcyclist, regular cyclist, whitewater kayaker, and indie automotive mechanic. (he/they, pantastic) transphobes deserve only two things: a shovel to the back of the head and a hole to fall into.

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internetracecar @hegaldia.bsky.social · 8h
who da fuk needs coffee when u got a motorcycle and cool, crisp fall air
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David Gregory-Kumar @drdavidgk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Anyway. Please enjoy this DAZZLE CAMOUFLAGE NARROW BOAT!!!! (You probably can’t see* it, it’s centre frame) (*or at least accurately torpedo it)
A narrow boat in the distinctive abstract black and white WWI “dazzle” camouflage.
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Erin Hanson @erinhansonartist.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
This painting was inspired by a canoe trip down a slow-moving creek in Oregon's Willamette Valley. Tall, overhanging trees lined the banks, enclosing the creek and enveloping it in silence. Gilded Reflections by Erin Hanson, 2026 Oil on canvas 60 x 48 in #oregon #pnw #impressionism #art @bsky.art
This painting was inspired by a canoe trip down a slow-moving creek in Oregon's Willamette Valley. Tall, overhanging trees lined the banks, enclosing the creek and enveloping it in total silence. The water was so still I could see the reflections of the surrounding trees almost mirror-clear in the water. The only thing that disturbed the water's surface was the occasional fish gulping at a bug. While I was painting this work, I felt completely enveloped in the silence and quiet peacefulness of this memory.

I painted this oil painting over 24-karat gold leaf applied directly to the canvas. The gold leaf peeks out between the brushstrokes of the painting, glinting subtly in the changing light, evoking the feel of real water.

"Gilded Reflections" will be on display for The Gold Leaf Show at The Erin Hanson Gallery in McMinnville, Oregon. All are invited to the artist reception on Saturday, November 21st, 2026. (You may purchase the painting now, but it will ship after the exhibition on November 21st.)

Gilded Reflections
by Erin Hanson, 2026
Oil on canvas
60 x 48 in
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: on the set of the Jerry Springer show, a man sits in a chair. Jerry signals off-stage and says, “we have with us: your ancestor who crawled out of the ocean 375 million years ago!” Panel 2: the live studio audience is booing. Panel 3: security attempts to break up a fight between the man on stage, and his ancestor, a tiktaalik.
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JJJJ @mercurypale.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
my class is this Thursday evening and I still have a lot of open seats. wanna come play with clay and make something fun? discount code available too, msg me #pdx
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 05/10/2026
i know it's one of you | patreon.com/lubchansky
PANEL 1: A GRIZZLED MAN pacing in a grey hallway on a spaceship. He's wearing a boiler suit and holding a knife.
GM: NOW I KNOW ONE OF YOU BASTARDS IS A SECRET "ARTIFICIAL INTELLIGENCE" SENT HERE TO KILL THE REST OF US.
GM: AND *WE AIN'T LEAVING THIS ROOM* UNTIL WE FIND HIM…AND KILL 'EM!

PANEL 2: Three more CREWMEN respond.
CREWMAN 2: I- I TOLD YOU SIR, I'M A HUMAN! FLESH AND BLOOD!
CREWMAN 3: ME TOO! I SWEAR!
CREWMAN 4: HEY, HOW DO WE KNOW *YOU* AIN'T IT?

PANEL 3: Back on the GRIZZLED MAN, who pricks his arm with knife, dripping a small amount of blood.
GM: PLEASE.
GM: HOW ABOUT THE NEW GUY. YOU'RE AWFULLY QUIET.

PANEL 4: Just to the right of CREWMAN 3, a COMPUTER MONITOR is on the table, with a pixelated emoticon smiley face on it.
COMPUTER: Hello there! It seems like you're looking for who the computer might be – I bet I can help! Let's all take a look at the facts together.
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Pumpkin Appreciator (scared) @miatadork.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Will never not think it's cool that mixers have a PTO just like a tractor so you can power things like pasta makers.
A white/red Kitchenaid mixer with a pasta maker attached to the power take offFresh rigatoni being extruded out of a pasta maker, they are lying on a metal tray waiting to go into a pot of boiling water.
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Handy Devine 🇵🇸🏴 @almightybob.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
everybody's talkin at me
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PJ Harvey Dent @bsakat.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The perfect two-car solution
My Ural and a very clean Mini parked in front of Moto Ferndale
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alison 🏳️‍🌈🏴‍☠️ @bluishorange.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
they sell professional cheese now
my hand holding a label for a bag of babybel cheeses that says “babybel PRO.” the cheese wrappers are an unappetizing bluish purple color.
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fredesque @fredtaming.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
emergency hotdog that heats up when you crack it like a glow stick
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frielf @goblin.fans · 03/10/2026
certain sweaters can make you look like you own a kiln
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🌾 BULL 🌾 IS BACK !!!! @xylographica.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Based on this encounter i filmed a couple years ago heh
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🌾 BULL 🌾 IS BACK !!!! @xylographica.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Gopher Tortoise in the Pasture more flatstyle (:
A digital illustration in flat colors depicting a dark brown cow and two grey donkeys looking curiously but cautiously at a gopher tortoise. The background is tan with minimalist indication of grass and a wispy wind-like design above the animals.
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Dan O’Sullivan @osullyville.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Thinking increasingly about horseradish as something which belongs in a more central role in my life
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minthara blasting menthols @grave.moe · 03/10/2026
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internetracecar @hegaldia.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
this game delivers on every front and is worth every penny the puzzles are FUN, too, genuinely fun, a pleasant break from the creeping dread until you realize that the two are intertwined like roots slithering through the bones of the dead, and every step forward makes you regret the last!
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o faquir da dor @tropigotico.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
As all the mechanics in my life I know hit their thirties they have either figured out how to get their way to running a shop/management, or their bodies are breaking. To make a living with manual labor in this country is to destroy your body and receive a societal shrug when you’re disabled.
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internetracecar @hegaldia.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
spotted lanternflies are actually a CIA project to make the ultimate panfish bait that got completely out of control, because holy SHIT do they love them fuckers time to go harvest more!!
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Also do the honest work of eliminating any trace of plagiarism in your beloved product. How? Not my fucking problem! If you can’t run your business / technology without stealing other people’s work, it deserves to die. Personally I’m happy to see it die, so don’t try to make it my responsibility.
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
The BEST thing that true believers in AI could do is stop evangelizing to people, like me, who think it sucks. Do the hard, years-long work of detaching your beloved technology from the worst people in the world right now: shameless fascists driven by greed and domination. They’re YOUR partners.
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journeyman folklorist @aniceburrito.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Everyone’s dying to get in!!!
Google Maps of Princeton Cemetery “Busy Area”
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Shaaloani Roadhead 🔜 Claws Out @hyenablood.yeen.world · 02/10/2026
ok hi it's #bandcampfriday now if you don't have the new ASE album I released a week early to try to afford rent and having to replace my phone now is technically an even better time to buy it
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internetracecar @hegaldia.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
they should send him to fight me so i can snap his arms out of their little plastic sockets and beat him with them take the batteries out of this dollar general doll man and forget him in the woods
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CTHUEL HURAMCHEK 🎃 @greaterrealityarea.net · 02/10/2026
found a pet recreation area that looks like a prison for training psychic dogs
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Craig Schaefer @craigschaeferbooks.com · 01/10/2026
"And use AI to talk to characters" MFer you can talk to my characters in your imagination, that's why the gods gave it to you
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frielf @goblin.fans · 01/10/2026
every parking lot has one spot where reality is noticeably thinner
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Earl Grey Screams Club @earlgreymemes.club · 30/09/2026
Happy 35th Anniversary to "Darmok"
curated design by unknown author, a certifiably ancient image (but originally a ThinkGeek shirt maybe?), a screenprint-style image of Jean Luc Picard of Star Trek TNG playing guitar, in the style of a rock band's tour shirt, with text: Darmok & Jalad at Tanagra September 1991
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mcc @dryad.technology · 01/10/2026
Video games are RUINING gaming. RT if you think gaming was better before games
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Please vote for the Bechdel cast!
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Gef the Toking Mongoose @geftokingmongoose.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Your cousin sending you psychic signals that it's time to sneak out and smoke at the family gathering
A brown shaggy dog looking towards the famera with a somewhat human expression on it's face
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Gershom @boaringboy.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Free Willy is a Horse Girl movie for Boys.
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mistress von toasty @toasty.cx · 01/10/2026
Honda Element share if you agree
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Arthur Baron-Clément @arthur.baron-clement.com · 16/06/2026
better a (paint)pig than a fascist
Rough landscape digital painting. In the foreground some rusty and destroyed server racks. A red plane fly trough a blue cloudy sky.
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victoria scott @victoriascott.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Generally speaking I do need AI boosters to understand that I’ve lost my career and future plans entirely to AI-based cost cutting. so any time you’re talking about tech you have to understand people whose livelihoods were destroyed by a thing they didn’t choose to adopt they’re gonna be prickly lol
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internetracecar @hegaldia.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
finished edits on erde'ra last night. i must resist the urge to tinker beyond a few suggested changes coming down the pipe, but holy shit it's done. feels good.
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AuThom🎃🏳️‍🌈 @mongreldog.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
I sure hope these Residents aren't Evil!! Thom Halloween costume for 2026 :3 #furryart
cartoon dog with forced grin and surrounded by tentacles, wearing cold weather gear and clutching a bag for transporting medical stuff
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oh jeez @nimakokaaz.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
please remember when you make fun of how a billionaire looks like the monkey from lisa frank's cokehead husband's brand, you are actually hurting the people close to you who look like um this
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vanoreo @vanoreo.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
at minimum 30% of the united states is ideologically pro rape and eventually something will have to be done about that
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Crispy-Ghee✨️ @crispy-ghee.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
DO NOT SEEK THE TREASURE One of my favorite scenes from O Brother Where Art Thou. I figured I should try to draw all 3 of the Soggy bottom boys, why not. #art #comic
🍳 A messy comic of a scene from O Brother Where Art Thou. Delmar and Everett are in a movie theater looking behind them in their seats. Delmar is saying " We thought you was a Toad" to a confused looking Pete (surrounded by question marks).
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Myron Vernis @junkman356.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Hope everyone gets a charge out of today.
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Ammnontet! @bleakvision.info · 29/09/2026
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shing yin khor @shing.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
just in case you did not know what you were looking at
a picture of the sky. a skywriter has written SKY on it.
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Slow Bike Fast @slowbikefast.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Anyone in the Bay Area wanna trade their old Honda CT90/110 for my 1989 Honda SA50? His name is Budders, has 742 miles on the clock, and starts on the first kick.
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djcaress.bsky.social @djcaress.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
The hyper-vigilance required in order to stay as safe as possible when cycling is not just for self-preservation purposes, it’s also because you have the pick up the mental slack on behalf of distracted or inattentive motorists, of which there are many.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 27/05/2026
anyway pursuant to some current events this popped into my brain and im on a medium amount of painkillers and now you all have to see it
remember that bugnuts tumblr hamilton au. well the one guy is back and now his shirt says "i met god. he has a huge dick and balls." okay. have a good day everyone
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rue @deathcarpets.enterdeepfo.rest · 28/09/2026
everywhere else: yeah i called the city and they said the timeline for closing up the portal to hell on our street is 6 months to a year and to just keep any small animals inside so they're not carried away by swarms of bats

new yorkers: mayor mamdani can i have another ride on the chocolate ferris wheel?

zohran mamdani : of course you can sweetheart but dont forget to take 40 dollars from the bucket of 20s and punch a landlord in the tummy first
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Haze Arquebus @reapthegirlwind.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
finally, bugfuck nowhere
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Phil Sturgeon 🌳🚵⚓️ @philsturgeon.com · 28/09/2026
Just saw someone zoom by on a Solar powered recumbent e-bike, clearly homemade. I barely got a photo before he was away. Just commuting to work in Chippenham I think? Legend.
Industrial estate with a small grainy cyclist turning the corner, laying back on a recumbent bike, and two flexible solar panels making a roof over the top.
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