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Mark 🦇🇬🇧

@heeno57.bsky.social
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Dad, engineer, Liverpool fan, Pub quiz god. 🦉🦉

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Stephen Collins @stephencollins.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle...
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Unlikely revolutionary Mr Rogers will lead the uprising: the Stephen Collins cartoon
Where’s Fred Rogers when you need him?
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Mark 🦇🇬🇧 @heeno57.bsky.social · 15h
“Showing Scotland at its best”
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Henry Mance @henrymance.ft.com · 15h
Ok, but would it be possible for the hub to be generously sponsored by Etihad Airways instead?
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Mark 🦇🇬🇧 @heeno57.bsky.social · 16h
I think this is a shame, and it does seem a bit strange that the law would work in this way.
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Mark 🦇🇬🇧 @heeno57.bsky.social · 17h
They’re going to flip when they realise Aunt Bessie is married to Uncle Ben.
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Dan Thomas @itsdanthomas.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
The most disappointing video you’ll see today.
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 22h
Regret to report that the Syncopaticaption system from W1A is out in the wild.
BBC news: Welsh First Minister delivers speech in English and Welsh. 

Captions read: you ma God were the anal canal Bob cam.
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Mark 🦇🇬🇧 @heeno57.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
“Can’t fool me, there ain’t no Santa de Claus”
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Buck Frexit @beany.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Brexiters should be rejoicing at Burnham’s speech. They can campaign on all the ways Brexit has improved our lives and the fortunes of our country. They can set their case out clearly and with facts for all to see. Bet they can’t wait.
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Angry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You really can’t make this shit up.
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 01/10/2026
If I went to Switzerland and won a Swiss watch precision contest, I would literally never talk about anything else
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Lis Power @lispower.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Fox News is honing in on the enemy ... and it's ... Ms. Rachel?
Graphic showing "Ms. Rachel's controversial stances" 

which includes supporting Dem candidates, supporting Palestine, opposing ICE, and stating no one needs a billion dollars.
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Mark 🦇🇬🇧 @heeno57.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Give me a minute, I just realised 2040 is only 14 years away.
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Mark 🦇🇬🇧 @heeno57.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
If anyone needs me I’ll be memorising the replies to this
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Ash @queerash.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
what if we just get Man City to pay for the National Care Service
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Rachel Cunliffe @rmcunliffe.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
This is your semi-regular reminder that pensioner poverty: a) is real b) is significantly less prevalent than working-age poverty and half the rate of child poverty, and c) is such that a pensioner is statistically more likely to live in a household worth over £1 million than to live in poverty
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Mark 🦇🇬🇧 @heeno57.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Not just me then.
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Ian Coldwater 🧊🚫 @lookitup.baby · 30/09/2026
BREAKING NEWS: “Do geese see God” is a palindrome
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Mark 🦇🇬🇧 @heeno57.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
They look like they were cast by @aiannucci.bsky.social
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Sam Freedman @samfr.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's quite hard for Americans to understand that our instinct with anything other than genuinely tragic stories is to take the piss.
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Prasad Jallepalli, MD, PhD @prasad.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
5 potatoes cubed is still 5 potatoes because potatoes are root vegetables
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Scott Wortley @scottwortley.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
10/10. No notes.
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Ian Dunt @iandunt.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Burnham speech: An astonishing moment of radicalism and commitment iandunt.substack.com/p/burnham-sp...
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Burnham speech: An astonishing moment of radicalism and commitment
It’s easy to be cynical, but it would be false. Something extraordinary is happening here.
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Mark 🦇🇬🇧 @heeno57.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Feeling very seen with this one
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Henry Mance @henrymance.ft.com · 29/09/2026
Burnham: "This country isn't where any of us would like it to be." Yup. Far, far too close to France
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Philip Bump @pbump.com · 28/09/2026
pretty sure "lands" is the wrong word here for at least two reasons
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Kevin the Librarian 🇪🇺🇺🇦🇨🇦🏳️‍🌈 @the-librarian.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Now that Nigel Farage has had his demands answered in the RAF Fairford investigation can we all demand an update from the Parliamentary standards commission and Met police regarding their investigations into him and Reform.
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Mark 🦇🇬🇧 @heeno57.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
My mind keeps coming back to this
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Distortion of Truth by Association
YouTube video by Dim Sum
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mackolantern @mackagain.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
rhubarb is just fancy celery
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Alt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
MTG has really been going after her own.
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Ryan @ryanwright.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is how I remember the order of Henry VIII’s wives.
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Tyron @tyron.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Just seen it's Wikipedia's 25th birthday. The greatest website online, and possibly the internet's greatest fruit
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Mark 🦇🇬🇧 @heeno57.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Ed davey’s increasingly desperate attempts to get media attention are getting out of hand… @aiannucci.bsky.social
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Jonathan Edward Durham @thisone0verhere.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is a perfect library joke 📚
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Mark 🦇🇬🇧 @heeno57.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
This is a great slogan, simple, memorable, conveys a basic truth.
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Mark 🦇🇬🇧 @heeno57.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
“Thus with a kiss I die. Fuck.”
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Twlldun @twlldun.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
British voters be like
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Elmo Excited in Fuego
ALT: Elmo Excited in Fuego
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A Woman of a Certain Age☘️☮️💟 @leslieesc.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Today I watched two movies with Peter Ustinov as Poirot. Ok he acted and that was that. Then I went back to the series Poirot and watched David Suchet being Hercule Poirot. Acting v being. David Suchet was born to be Poirot. Rarely do actors actually become the character. Mr Suchet did gloriously.
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MMOC @solarfish.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I did have a long laugh to myself as the driver of the Lancia in this photo inched it ever so carefully over the speed bump in the picture. I'm like, "my brother in Christ, do you know what your car was built to do?"
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
ME: *rings neighbor’s doorbell* I think I ran over your cat. NEIGHBOR: Oh no! What did the cat look like? ME: *makes surprised face*
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Islay Scotch Socialist @gruntyginman.bsky.social · 12/11/2025
Look the point is that L. Ron had fun on the road to hell, but Elon never seems to have fun.
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Ed Maibach @maibached.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Happy Stanislav Petrov Day He passed in 2017. As Encyclopedia Britannica puts it, “He is survived by his two children, two grandchildren, and the entire human race.” If you don't know his story, please take 3 minutes now to learn it. @gchalliance.bsky.social @docsforclimate.bsky.social
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Happy Stanislav Petrov Day
Take five minutes to not destroy civilization
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Michael Warburton @michaelwarburton.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
ETHAN HAWKE on why you shouldn’t have a favourite Beatle…
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ryan cooper @ryanlcooper.com · 26/09/2026
great piece. man social media is a cancer themomoftheyear.substack.com/p/im-the-mom...
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I’m the Mom in That Viral Giants Clip. Let Me Tell You About My Husband.
You saw me carrying our baby and food. There was more happening in our family that night.
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Jennifer Shin - WTAF @jennifershin.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
There has been a recent rash of "baby's in his find out era". 🤣🤣🤣
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Paul McNamara @mpaulmcnamara.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Paddy Power quick off the mark here. FA’s lawyers hold open-top bus parade
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Dinah Rose KC @dinahrose.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Ozymandias Ozzy Wizard of Oz Ozman Little Man LittleMandias Little Man in a fur suit His Nibs Niblet Lord Niblington Little Boy Boychick He doesn't answer to any of them.
Grey cat sitting on a wooden floor.
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Imagine using A.I. instead of hand painting an amazing mural of a steer waiter serving the best steaks.
Sick mural of a cow waiter serving steaks on the side of a local steakhouse
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Mark 🦇🇬🇧 @heeno57.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
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Mark 🦇🇬🇧 @heeno57.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
*runs off to install a dedicated Tunnock’s Caramel Wafers drawer in his bedside table*
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