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Doctor Slay

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Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 18h
A child free from the guilt of ownership and the burden of economic competition will grow up with the will to do what needs doing and the capacity for joy in doing it.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Things Gavin Newsom has vetoed this week: -A ban on secretly recording people with smart glasses -A ban on ICE agents working for the state government -A ban on websites selling your data -A bill giving native tribes more say over water rights -A bill protecting transgender healthcare providers
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 01/10/2026
it’s become so normal for people to disclose their rapes to appeal to people’s humanity around rape cases that we don’t think about how disgusting the need to do that is put the worst moment of your life out for public consumption, so that half the comments can call you a liar.
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Doctor Slay @heaposheep.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You wanna know why a bunch of seemingly normal men get very defensive when the topic of sexual violence against women comes up?
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Doctor Slay @heaposheep.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have a lot of thoughts that I'm not saying because there's no point. But I think the wide acceptance of calling any woman raising a fuss a "Karen" is symptomatic of dismissing the discomfort and complaints of women as trivial, a joke. A woman who stands up for herself is to be reviled, harassed.
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Nick Andert @nickandert.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's wild to me that, while Del Mar alts are fairly far along in study, the best we have for san clemente track relocation is an OC supe saying earlier this month that OCTA will 'soon' embark on a study to relocate the tracks... IN 30 YEARS. They intend to keep the tracks here for 3 MORE DECADES.
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Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
My scheming vizier when I start to cough after taking a swig of wine from my goblet
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Doctor Slay @heaposheep.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
ENLARGED TO SHOW DETAIL
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Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Why would I deceive you? There's no reason for me to do that.”
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Astra Taylor @astra.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Forget grandiose talk of curing cancer - this is what AI is actually doing to healthcare. In the words of one cardiologist: “it’s bots fighting bots, agents fighting agents, a horrible dystopic future nobody wants to live in.”
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the Allied post war "denazification" was a massive failure. nuremberg was a massive failure. the Nazis who survived were, in large, not held to account. suggesting otherwise is fantasy.
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Katie Kat 💋👜 💄💖⌚️ @spicynocajun.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
True romance 🥰
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Paul Cornell @paulcornell.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
My company @cosmiclighthouse.co.uk is putting out a Murderbot graphic novel, All Systems Red, with a new @marthawells.com Mb short story too! @ericaschultz42.bsky.social @garyerskine.bsky.social @stillwintercraft.bsky.social @simonbowland.bsky.social ! www.kickstarter.com/projects/cos...
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Coming soon: Murderbot: The First Graphic Novel | Multi-award-winning SF!
The official adaptation of the international bestselling multi-award-winning ALL SYSTEMS RED, part of The Murderbot Diaries series.
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Doctor Slay @heaposheep.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It is both reassuring and frustrating to search the Internet for a bizarre, very specific thing happening to my body to find a bunch of other people describe that specific thing, but it's probably fine. There's like a <1% chance it's Parkinson's or MS or cancer. So it's fine. Probably!
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Doctor Slay @heaposheep.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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hilkojj @hilkojj.nl · 22/09/2026
17 days until launch!! Watch the *alternative* trailer, voiced by Not Just Bikes. store.steampowered.com/app/3031880/...
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Josh Clark @heyjoshclark.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Christian was riding his bike, struck from behind by a motorist sending him into oncoming traffic where he was killed in a city where a handful of retired confident men who like to bike submitted a letter demanding protected bikeways never, ever get built.
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Doctor Slay @heaposheep.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
As long as this shit isn't illegal then a brick through the windshield isn't illegal.
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Ginny Hogan @ginnyhogan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
“The worst they can say is no” ok but that devastates me
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Doctor Slay @heaposheep.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Shout out to the girlies who can take a selfie without looking like someone is pointing a gun at their head out of frame.
Selfie of Dr. Slay wearing a pink dress. The dress is objectively cute with pelicans and palm leaves but the woman looks hunted or painted, unclear.
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Doctor Slay @heaposheep.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I am seated.
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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 13/08/2025
TREBEK: Feel free to ask these diminutive spirits for sexual favors, but don't say "guten Tag" -- they're not actually German! me: who are the slut gnomes of false berlin TREBEK: Bizarre little men. You're still in control of the board
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Doctor Slay @heaposheep.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I'm a big believer in giving yourself a little treat everyday and I gotta say, past me making up packs of six frozen cookie dough balls to make fresh cookies whenever I want was really cooking with that philosophy.
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thom (coldman) @coldman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
alright man
Instagram post from account “factpostnews” with a picture of NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani and the caption “200,000 HOLES FILLED IN NEW YORK CITY UNDER MAYOR ZOHRAN MAMDANI”
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Molly Kleinman @mollyak.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Anti-safety advocates tried to stop the city from putting in this sidewalk on a route to 3 schools. They fought it at every step, driving in from across town to pack public meetings and the neighborhood walk-through. It’s exhausting having to battle for every foot of sidewalk. But we won! #a2council
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Screamer Jim @screamerjim.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Sarah Andersen @sarahseeandersen.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
The image is of a four panel comic.
In panel one, we see a man sitting at a restaurant table. He is sweating. He says "Y-you have beautiful eyes".
The second panel zooms in on the man's face. He says, "I'm sorry. I'm just so nervous."
In panel three we see that a biblically accurate angel is sitting on the other side of the table.
In panel four we zoom in on the angel's face, who says "BE NOT AFRAID".
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Doctor Slay @heaposheep.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
I love my cat
Photo of beautiful white and black cat doing a big yawn into the camera
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Brent Toderian @brenttoderian.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
‘It’s the best feeling’: how Copenhagen gave cyclists a green wave. “Traffic lights are synchronised so a rush-hour cyclist at 20km/h can catch green lights all the way.” If you want people to choose not to drive, make the non-driving trip better & easier for them. It’s as simple as that, really.
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‘It’s the best feeling’: how Copenhagen gave cyclists a green wave
Traffic lights are synchronised so a rush-hour cyclist at 20km/h can catch green lights all the way
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Good Trailcams @goodtrailcams.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
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Doctor Slay @heaposheep.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The public, esp "animal lovers", hates animal shelter workers. A man stormed the OR at an LA shelter and broke one of the vet's arms to take his dog off the table mid surgery. Comments are all "There's two sides to every story, who knows what those evil shelter workers did to make him act that way!"
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Otto von Biz Markie @donachaidh.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Lol my buddy just sent me another angle and it's somehow even more ridiculous
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sexy baba yaga @beardynoise.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
he honk on my shoo till I mimimimimi
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
I forgot
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Bill Corbett @billcorbett.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
The plagiarism machine I created will likely kill us all, there’s a 40% chance, no, higher, like 75%,or more! But NO I will not “unplug it,” that’s an insane suggestion. The scientific solution is to *give me more money.*
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Doctor Slay @heaposheep.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
First (and hopefully last) skull surgery on the books. Just another normal day as a shelter vet. Graphic surgical photo, mid surgery.
Photograph. Close up of the face/head of a German shepherd dog. He is anesthetized with a tube coming out of his mouth. A bright light shines on his forehead. There is an open surgical wound on his forehead that visibly goes deep into the underlying sinus.
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Mary Gillis @marygillis.bsky.social · 06/02/2026
SCORPION: take me across the river FROG: if I do that, you'll sting me S: if I sting you, we'll both drown F: ok, that makes sense *halfway across the river* F: so? S: so what? F: sting me S: what? F: sting me, like you promised S: no F: sting me so we'll both drown S: *crying* what is happening?
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Doctor Slay @heaposheep.bsky.social · 10/09/2026
Can that giant bitch just stroke out again so I never have to see his oafish face again.
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Doctor Slay @heaposheep.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Should I have biked to and from a poorly ventilated outdoor patio for a drink during a heatwave? Unclear. But, as a person who doesn't sweat a lot, this is the shiniest I've looked in a long time. It's heat exhaustion chic.
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my good bitch 💎 @clozilla.cryptoanarchy.network · 09/09/2026
jessica lange from american horror story saying your liberation is bound up with mine you stupid slut
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Doctor Slay @heaposheep.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I really enjoyed this piece on bisexuality. It starts talking about queer media but moves to the real impacts of biphobia very elegantly. youtu.be/h2ou2A_-8JU?...
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The Bisexual Problem
YouTube video by verilybitchie
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dan mentos @danmentos.com · 29/03/2024
[last supper] Jesus: *raising chalice* let us sup Judas: what's sup? Jesus: Not much what's up with you lmao Judas: this is the last straw
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Doctor Slay @heaposheep.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I am so excited for these teen girls to work it out and be best friends 🥰
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Rob Delaney @robdelaney.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Initially I was frustrated with the rise of self-checkout but I appreciated how stores passed the savings on to me rather than pocket the money, fire armies of workers & make me do a job I suck at. It’s also why I’m optimistic about AI! I have been kicked in the head by several horses.
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tunes to make you run away @whippoorwont.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
"people are anthropomorphizing LLMs because they are so astonishingly good at processing human thought and language" people will anthropomorphize a chair if you put the stitches in the right place.
chair with a "face"
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Brett "Solidarity 2026" Banditelli @banditelli.org · 08/09/2026
Typical Southern California rearview mirror bullshit.
A rearview mirror with a sunset behind it where there is a rearview mirror with a sunset behind it where there is an orange Horizon and pink clouds
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Colin Dickey @colindickey.com · 07/09/2026
Very funny to me when these bookclub scammers just plug my responses into ChatGPT and come up with the most obsequious responses
A bookclub scammer to whom I replied “Eat shit” sent a follow up email that reads (in part, because it’s really long):

Colin,

Fair enough. I got your "eat shit" loud and clear, and honestly, I respect the directness.

But I want to clarify something, because I think my original email read like boilerplate SEO spam, and that’s on me.

I didn't pull your name from a random list. I came across Ghostland while I was digging into American folklore and the way abandoned places hold collective memory. I picked it up, read it, and genuinely found myself stuck on it, particularly the way you tied "zombie homes" and economic decay to the ghost story tradition. It wasn't what I expected, and it stayed with me.
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Andrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Screenshot of a headline and quote from the Financial Times following the 2024 election. The quote reads:

“I feel liberated,” said a top banker. “We can say ‘retard’ and ‘pussy’ without the fear of getting cancelled… it’s a new dawn.”
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merr-itt came from outer space @merrittk.com · 08/09/2026
you HAVE to get on board with beanie babies. beanie babies are going to leave you behind. you must devote your time to studying all the new beanie babies and how it impacts yuor life. also theyre alive and im in love with iggy the iguana
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