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SUDA51 @sssuda51.bsky.social · 3m
NEXT FUCKING ADVENTURE.
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Wario64 @wario64.bsky.social · 1h
Grasshopper Manufacture splits from NetEase Games www.gematsu.com/2026/09/gras...
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 13h
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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thom (coldman) @coldman.bsky.social · 5h
Where do I line up to get my “made redundant by AI” t-shirt?
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thom (coldman) @coldman.bsky.social · 19h
isn’t Sleeptober that really bad metal band
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thom (coldman) @coldman.bsky.social · 22h
Really enjoyed Lindsay Ellis' cruise ship video. Confirmed a lot of suspicions that I had about them (that they suck, mainly) and she's still very good at putting these things together.
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thom (coldman) @coldman.bsky.social · 23h
Just the most beautiful finisher going for such a hard-hitting wrestler.
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thom (coldman) @coldman.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
oh I remember this Doctor Who episode. wonder if Linda McMahon also has a giant bat form (no jokes please)
A frame from the Doctor Who episode "School Reunion". Schoolchildren are sat at desks, wearing headsets, being hypnotised by green alien monitors.
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Chris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Sorry I have been playing too much Control Resonant and had to get this out of my head.
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thom (coldman) @coldman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Fully expecting a mild finale for Lanterns, but damn am I gonna miss John and Hal’s bickering.
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thom (coldman) @coldman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Watching Reacher S2. That goon getting wiped the fuck out by a giant car was so satisfying.
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cool guy randy! @coolguyrandy.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
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Dr. Ivo "Eggman" Robotnik @hatethathedgehog.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
ive evaluated ur post and it can be inferred your fucking mean
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Dan @golazodan.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Wrestling’s greatest sneak attack.
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Mike.⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀⠀ @dumbmike.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I thought this was just beautiful. Kurt Vonnegut takes a walk to mail a letter:
She calls out, “Where are you going?” And I say, “I am going out to get an envelope.” And she says, “Well, you’re not a poor man. Why don’t you buy a thousand envelopes? They’ll deliver them, and you can put them in a closet.” And I say, “Hush.”

I go next to the postal convenience center down the block at the corner of 47th Street and Second Avenue. The woman behind the counter says, “Thirty-nine cents for a stamp.” I say, “I only brought thirty-seven. When did that change?” She looked at me a long time. “Thirty-seven isn’t enough.” “Well that oughta be enough for one envelope,” I said. The line was getting longer. 

The lady moved her hand into her coat. I knew this routine. I backflipped behind the man behind me in line, wrapping my elbow around his throat as I landed. By the time the stamp seller had unloaded her clip, I had full cover. The gentleman’s body dropped to the floor, six holes smoking. The package he was carrying fell to the floor with a heavy clunk. Whatever was in there, it would do. 

I rolled my foot over the cardboard and did a “flick up” as they call it in soccer. I bounced the package once or twice on the back of my foot as the mail lady reloaded, then I launched it high and spun 360 to deliver my patented “Rising Phoenix kick”. The package caught fire as it shattered through the protective plexiglass window and struck the woman’s head with all the force and hatred I had learned to channel in my grueling tutelage under five fallen Wudang masters in my youth. The lady’s body exploded off of her bones, leaving just a blackened skeleton spinning in her office chair. “So it goes,” I said, but no one laughed. I guess they weren’t big readers.

And I go home. And I have had one hell of a good time.

We are dancing animals. How beautiful it is to get up and go out and do something. We are here on Earth to fart around. Don’t let anybody tell you any different.
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thom (coldman) @coldman.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Mortified to see PAC gone. Heartbreaking. He was hands down one of the best wrestlers England had to offer (and frankly, my favourite). Gravity forgot him but I sure won’t. RIP
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Jeremy Whitley @jeremywhitley.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
If you're watching a martial arts movie and this dude shows up, you are about to be treated some of the sickest shit you've ever seen:
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Bela Lugosi's Dad 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Deeply unserious country. Imagine being one of those cops. Fucking pathetic.
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Wings of Silver @silverwingprime.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
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wern 🏳️‍⚧️⨂ @wernmoment.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
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thom (coldman) @coldman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Reacher if he wasn’t autistic
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Senator Armstrong America
Alt: Senator Armstrong America
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thom (coldman) @coldman.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
you can take my nine games off of my cold dead body
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Brandon Sheffield @brandon.insertcredit.com · 26/09/2026
Kind of rules that they don't mention in the headline that he thrashed them in puyo puyo
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Stella Sacco @antlervel.vet · 25/09/2026
The actors playing pedophiles in PRIMETIME being credited with just the screennames is so fucking funny
Caveh Zahedi
Wow_U_Like_Pot
David Fierro
Raysfan22
Ed Malone
Nextbestfriend_14
David Pridemore
Georgepitansky_9008
Charles Schneider
Cool_guy5
Jonathan Francis
Canifuckyouanally
A.J. Leitell
luv2Bnude
Christian Vazquez
Xbeachdude
Berwick Lagarde
Jeremys_talented_tongue
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thom (coldman) @coldman.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
this guy just dropped a bomb on the Hellfire Gala
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Josh @geekcritique.org · 22/09/2026
If you read the actual source, Iizuka absolutely did NOT say that the first movie's success is the reason Sega decided not to cancel the series. And it wouldn't make any sense anyway, as we know they were working on and playtesting Frontiers around the time the movie released.
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Among Us 🎂 @amongus.innersloth.com · 25/09/2026
hmm
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David Szymanski @duskdev.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Absolutely uncalled for
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The Onion @theonion.com · 24/09/2026
Xi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last Visit theonion.com/xi-jinping-impressed-w…
Xi Jinping Impressed With How Much Trump’s English Has Improved Since Last Visit
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thom (coldman) @coldman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Fuck yeah I’ll go see Impossible Planet/Satan Pit as a extended double-bill in cinemas, what the actual hell www.doctorwho.tv/news-and-fea...
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The Satan Pit: Extended Movie Cut | Trailer
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thom (coldman) @coldman.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Miiverse Netflix chat will never die
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Remedy Entertainment @remedygames.com · 24/09/2026
A message from Mikael Kasurinen, the Creative Director of CONTROL Resonant, to our community and all players. CONTROL Resonant is out now! #CONTROLResonant
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Tim Price @timprice.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
You joined "grand vizier chat (secret)" You: dark rumors from aboard You: abroad* fuck Sssnakecharmer: mf said aboard WhispersintheChapel: ahoy matey lol PonderMyOrb changed the group name to "rumors from aboard"
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thom (coldman) @coldman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
The morgue doctor in the latest Lanterns is so good. Just ruthless. Loved the whole episode, the ending had me in stitches.
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thom (coldman) @coldman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Thought about an RGG game set in Verona. Big Yakuza style fights between Montagues and Capulets. You play as Mercutio, obvs.
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Jesse Hawken @jessehawken.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It takes place on the one night of the year where Godzilla is allowed to have sex
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Metin Seven, Moon Child's dad 🌝 @seven.eurosky.social · 23/09/2026
To celebrate all the recent love for #Hoi and #MoonChild, I fired up @aseprite.org to create some new Hoi and MC pixel art, for the first time in ± 30 years. 😃💚 For the scenery, I used my tiles for the Amiga version, combined with the Windows version's mountains and night sky background.
Pixel artwork, depicting a scene from the 1990s Moon Child game, featuring the Hoi and Moon Child characters.
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thom (coldman) @coldman.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
this looks good still but it would be a baller move to just let that first teaser be the film's only trailer
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Liam Robertson @liamrobertson.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The actual clip of him saying this is so awesome. Absolutely brutal and from the sounds of it, deservedly so.
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Philip Drobar @philipdrobar.northsky.social · 22/09/2026
Quote post with a meme that you lived.
"I saw this right before the outbreak." Says Joel while looking at a billboard poster of the Sonic The Hedgehog movie.
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smorl girl @blivveries.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
concept of back
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TAHK0 @tahk0.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
sega canceling sonic? that’d be like if microsoft didn’t know what to do with halo, laid off a bunch of people, and gave it to activision
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Harper Jay @dreamcastaway.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
In retrospect, Obsidian getting Pentiment out there into the world before Microsoft exploded really feels like they pulled off the weirdest heist in gaming history.
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Kasey Gifford @kaseygifford.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
This is my new favorite thing.
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thom (coldman) @coldman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Oh, OK, they’re going to sell/spin-off Activision aren’t they.
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thom (coldman) @coldman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Imagine telling someone that Konami would be on a year-on-year-on-year hot streak with Silent Hill, including Bloober Team remaking 2 and all games still being outsourced, 5 years ago.
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VoidBurger (AKA Jess) @voidburger.com · 22/09/2026
Zohran posts about pothole filling vs Presidential meetings like Kojima posts about movies he likes and doesn't lol
Kojima gushes praise for the movie WonkaSaw "Madame Web" at the theater.
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thom (coldman) @coldman.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
The extra detail of Silver dropping his trainer card in Pokemon HeartGold/SoulSilver is very funny, in that you can still go to the police and tell them his name is, in fact, Cunt McSmegma. That’s your legal name now, dude, enjoy
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John Scalzi @scalzi.com · 22/09/2026
I'm of two minds about this information
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thom (coldman) @coldman.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Hans Moleman in a phone booth. Birds are slamming against the glass behind him.
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