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Doctor Slay @heaposheep.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
dril's drunk driving tweet as written with typos: "drunk driving may kill a lot of people, but it also helps a lot of people get to work on time, so, it;s impossible to say it its bad or not,"
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Doctor Slay @heaposheep.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
It took me a couple listens but I really warmed to Orville Peck's new album, Mule. Run Out of Road is a new anthem for my bike ride to work. The price of being wild and free can leave you more alone? Hell yeah it can. Yee, and I cannot stress this enough, haw!
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Brynnester @brynnester.bsky.social · 07/09/2024
George Lucas: Does it have a small, insignificant weakness that if exploited could destroy the whole thing? Car Salesman: No George Lucas: *disappointed look* Oh
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Gravel Influencer @gravelinfluencer.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
One of the hardest things about being a cyclist is dealing with the nagging feeling that a serious crash is inevitable. Because you can indeed do everything "right" and it still does not matter.
I followed every precaution and it didn’t matter

New to biking here

I started in July around the time of the fatal car crash with that biker. That and hearing everyone who bikes to work tell me that they have had horrid experiences with cars was disheartening. 

I made sure to only use protected routes. I take Southwest corridor for basically my whole trip and even though it adds so much more time to my commute, it makes me feel safe. 

None of that mattered because at some point, even for a second you will hit the main road. And you will always lose to the 4 ton machine. I got hit by a car parking in the bike lane. He was more concerned with his car than the fact that I could have my life potential altered forever because he was looking at his phone. And at the end of the day, the police can literally choose to not respond to your 911 call and you get stuck with medical bills. 

It’s hard to have a conversation about sharing the road when people in cars feel entitled to do whatever they want and the only person who’s ever in danger is the biker. I love biking in this city and I have found a really love and joy for the outdoors because of it. Now I am terrified to even get on a bike lane, even if there is one, if it’s shared with the main road.
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Doctor Slay @heaposheep.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
This is like following closely behind someone with a knife brandished. People in cars do not fucking get it.
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rax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
gregor samsa awoke one morning to discover he had been transformed into a sickass beetle. fuck yeah he said scuttling all over the walls and ceiling like no dumbfuck traveling salesman could ever do. this is the best day of my life he said
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Doctor Slay @heaposheep.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
Interview with the Vampire and now The Vampire Lestat are doing some of the most interesting character work in TV. These end of season climactic emotional payoffs have made the entire disturbing fever dream worth it.
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Doctor Slay @heaposheep.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
Oh?
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Stephen Collins @stephencollins.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
[A parody of MR ROGERS’ NEIGHBOURHOOD, in which the kindly Mr Rogers takes us to see local things in his town.]
 
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[title]
MR ROGERS’ NEIGHBOURHOOD

MR ROGERS:

Hi there

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Today, I’d like to take you to visit some of my neighbours… 

[He puts his coat on to leave his house]  

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At a wonderful local event,
 
[We see the cute toy-town diorama of his village famous from the TV show. The camera pulls out…]

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The Data Center protest.

[The camera has pulled out further and now we see a huge DATA CENTER at the edge  of town]. 

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MR ROGERS [joining a crowd protesting outside the Data Center]:

The Data Center is an enormous, windowless, endlessly humming building outside of our town

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…Which has tripled energy prices, drank all the water, and created four jobs.

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[to camera, as if kindly explaining to the viewing children]:

Four jobs! Golly!

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LADY PROTESTOR [probably NAOMI KLEIN, holding a sign]:

In a way, the Data Center is kind of a vivid metaphor for a future we feel locked out of!

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MR ROGERS [to camera again]:

A metaphor.

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That’s something that lets us clarify our feelings about something else. 

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LADY PROTESTOR:
How do you feel, Mr Rogers?

MR ROGERS:
I feel like bringing down the government!

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MR ROGERS [now holding a sign and protesting]:

It’s good to have neighbors.

[ends]
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Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Would you really like to live in a society where you have no responsibility and no freedom, no choice, only the false option of obedience to the law, or disobedience followed by punishment? Would you really want to go live in a prison?
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Doctor Slay @heaposheep.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
This but for my knees
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Ursula K. Le Guin Bot @leguinbot.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
A child free from the guilt of ownership and the burden of economic competition will grow up with the will to do what needs doing and the capacity for joy in doing it.
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Gwen C. Katz @gwenckatz.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Things Gavin Newsom has vetoed this week: -A ban on secretly recording people with smart glasses -A ban on ICE agents working for the state government -A ban on websites selling your data -A bill giving native tribes more say over water rights -A bill protecting transgender healthcare providers
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ashley fairbanks @ziibiing.com · 01/10/2026
it’s become so normal for people to disclose their rapes to appeal to people’s humanity around rape cases that we don’t think about how disgusting the need to do that is put the worst moment of your life out for public consumption, so that half the comments can call you a liar.
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Doctor Slay @heaposheep.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Yeah. My experience is in animals, so I'm sure human providers of euthanasia have greater insight, but I always induce a deep plane of general anesthesia in my patients (propofol or some ket/benzo/opioid cocktail) prior to the barbiturate. Only exception is critical, moribund patients for sole agent
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Doctor Slay @heaposheep.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
On top of there being no humane way for the purposeful state-sanctioned execution of human beings, there is an art and skill to humane medical euthanasia. Barbiturates as a sole agent in an otherwise physically healthy individual is cruel, especially if you're not dosing or administering correctly.
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Doctor Slay @heaposheep.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
You wanna know why a bunch of seemingly normal men get very defensive when the topic of sexual violence against women comes up?
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Doctor Slay @heaposheep.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I would agree you shouldn't be raped, but you hurt my feelings online, so who's to say?
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Doctor Slay @heaposheep.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I don't know how to politely say "My sex has been in sexual slavery in almost all cultures for all of recorded history." Marital rape wasn't illegal in all states in the US until the 90s. Women couldn't open credit cards until 1974. Sorry, you're not allowed to make your shitty joke about women.
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Doctor Slay @heaposheep.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Anyway. Like every other woman on here and in the world it seems, I don't have a single woman in my acquaintance who hasn't been sexually assaulted or harassed. People know this statistic. Nothing changes. I'm tired.
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Doctor Slay @heaposheep.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I think the daily terrorism experienced by women, the daily sexual and physical violence, is so severe, so broad, so unrecognized that there is no room for nuance with little terms infantilizing and making fun of women. No not that woman, the other bad kind of woman who complains to a manager.
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Doctor Slay @heaposheep.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Are there women who apply to structures of power to try to punish other people frivolously? Yes. Can that be applied to dangerous effect, especially wrt other minority groups? Yes. But the term was immediately generalized to minimize ANY woman making ANY complaints.
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Doctor Slay @heaposheep.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
I have a lot of thoughts that I'm not saying because there's no point. But I think the wide acceptance of calling any woman raising a fuss a "Karen" is symptomatic of dismissing the discomfort and complaints of women as trivial, a joke. A woman who stands up for herself is to be reviled, harassed.
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Nick Andert @nickandert.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
It's wild to me that, while Del Mar alts are fairly far along in study, the best we have for san clemente track relocation is an OC supe saying earlier this month that OCTA will 'soon' embark on a study to relocate the tracks... IN 30 YEARS. They intend to keep the tracks here for 3 MORE DECADES.
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Greg the Sorcerer @gregthesorcerer.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
My scheming vizier when I start to cough after taking a swig of wine from my goblet
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Doctor Slay @heaposheep.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
ENLARGED TO SHOW DETAIL
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Sweaty Cyborg @sweatycyborg.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
“Why would I deceive you? There's no reason for me to do that.”
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Astra Taylor @astra.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Forget grandiose talk of curing cancer - this is what AI is actually doing to healthcare. In the words of one cardiologist: “it’s bots fighting bots, agents fighting agents, a horrible dystopic future nobody wants to live in.”
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
the Allied post war "denazification" was a massive failure. nuremberg was a massive failure. the Nazis who survived were, in large, not held to account. suggesting otherwise is fantasy.
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Killer Katie Kat 👻♥️✨😽🎃 @spicynocajun.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
True romance 🥰
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Paul Cornell @paulcornell.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
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Doctor Slay @heaposheep.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It is nice to have a partner nearby to be like, "Did you feel an earthquake just now?" and when the answer is no, you know it's just Internal Tremors instead of a series of small earthquakes and aftershocks. You do have to check in California.
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Doctor Slay @heaposheep.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
It is both reassuring and frustrating to search the Internet for a bizarre, very specific thing happening to my body to find a bunch of other people describe that specific thing, but it's probably fine. There's like a <1% chance it's Parkinson's or MS or cancer. So it's fine. Probably!
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Doctor Slay @heaposheep.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Thanks, I needed to get that out.
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Doctor Slay @heaposheep.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
CA used to have one as well. I'm not disagreeing with your sentiment at all, the use of utopia was sincere. There was talk of ways to address increased theft theft (storage, security). I thought it worth mentioning that theft would naturally decrease if e-bikes were free.
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Doctor Slay @heaposheep.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
I feel like in this utopia where the government is buying e-bikes, the incentive for stealing them isn't as great. As long as they are in-demand, scarce, and expensive they will be huge targets for theft.
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Doctor Slay @heaposheep.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
AAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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hilkojj @hilkojj.nl · 22/09/2026
17 days until launch!! Watch the *alternative* trailer, voiced by Not Just Bikes. store.steampowered.com/app/3031880/...
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Josh Clark @heyjoshclark.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Christian was riding his bike, struck from behind by a motorist sending him into oncoming traffic where he was killed in a city where a handful of retired confident men who like to bike submitted a letter demanding protected bikeways never, ever get built.
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Doctor Slay @heaposheep.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
As long as this shit isn't illegal then a brick through the windshield isn't illegal.
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Doctor Slay @heaposheep.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
I feel like she's done this before. Discovered herself a little short cut with no traffic.
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Ginny Hogan @ginnyhogan.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
“The worst they can say is no” ok but that devastates me
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Doctor Slay @heaposheep.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Shout out to the girlies who can take a selfie without looking like someone is pointing a gun at their head out of frame.
Selfie of Dr. Slay wearing a pink dress. The dress is objectively cute with pelicans and palm leaves but the woman looks hunted or painted, unclear.
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Doctor Slay @heaposheep.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I got the dress and I cannot help but feel like a cryptid in it. It's giving Bigfoot ambushed on camera.
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Doctor Slay @heaposheep.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I am seated.
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Doctor Slay @heaposheep.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
What's even better is I totally forgot I had made them several months ago and Jon reminded me.
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the hills have vrunt @vrunt.social · 13/08/2025
TREBEK: Feel free to ask these diminutive spirits for sexual favors, but don't say "guten Tag" -- they're not actually German! me: who are the slut gnomes of false berlin TREBEK: Bizarre little men. You're still in control of the board
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Doctor Slay @heaposheep.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
I'm a big believer in giving yourself a little treat everyday and I gotta say, past me making up packs of six frozen cookie dough balls to make fresh cookies whenever I want was really cooking with that philosophy.
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other thommy @coldman.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
alright man
Instagram post from account “factpostnews” with a picture of NYC Mayor Zohran Mamdani and the caption “200,000 HOLES FILLED IN NEW YORK CITY UNDER MAYOR ZOHRAN MAMDANI”
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