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Paul Richardson (Schaufelschlagengesicht)

@havochaos.bsky.social
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Shitposting Thought Leader • Certified Computer Booper • Film photography proponent • he/him/thatfuckingbastard

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Fiona Tribe @fionatribe.bsky.social · 23/04/2026
Yes, Swiss scientist Fritz Zwicky coined the term “dark matter” which is impressive, but he also coined the term “spherical bastard” to describe people who are bastards no matter which way you look at them, and I think that should be celebrated more.
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False Knees @falseknees.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
How To Live A Good Life #oldknees
The first panel shows a crow with the title "How to live a good life". The second panel shows a crow cawing at itself in the mirror with the subheading "Make friends". The next panel says "Explore" and shows a crow looking into a commercial waste bin. The next says "Try new things" with a crow eating something vile. The next one says "Be curious" and shows the crow grabbing a hissing cat's tail". The final frame says "Get a hobby" and shows the crow looking closely at a book of matches.
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Melody Schreiber @melodyschreiber.com · 12/04/2026
She's talked in interviews about how much she despises men like him, who use connections and friendships as a shield to cover up abuses
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Michael G @michael21910.bsky.social · 01/04/2026
David Simon said it best
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Good Ol’ Rich Trott @palacefamilysteakhouse.com · 04/04/2026
I created a Lego account just so I could upvote this Trogdor the Burninator Lego idea. beta.ideas.lego.com/product-idea...
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Trogdor the Burninator is one of the internet's all-time greatest works of art! He was created in 2001 by Strong Bad, the email-checking and boxing-glove-wearin…
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Paul Richardson (Schaufelschlagengesicht) @havochaos.bsky.social · 03/12/2025
You know... every single other fascist country uses the metric system, do you think the US of A can get in on that with the current government?
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Paul Richardson (Schaufelschlagengesicht) @havochaos.bsky.social · 08/11/2025
Global really did well with their new limited edition Z.
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Paul Richardson (Schaufelschlagengesicht) @havochaos.bsky.social · 04/11/2025
@syfuhs.net
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Paul Richardson (Schaufelschlagengesicht) @havochaos.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
@bluewhackadoo.com
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AnAngryOpossum @anangryopossum.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
Judging by the cost of the kids menu grilled cheese and adult menu grilled cheese and fries being identical, I assume the function of the kids menu is simply to tell divorced dads what they should feed the kids when it's their one weekend a month
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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 21/05/2025
Not every day that someone sends me something that mentions all these things... 🍆🌽 Docking 🦦 Otter Pups ✳️ Starfish 🍾 Something called "ThrustMe" ...and it's not supposed to be Queer. m.slashdot.org/story/442299
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Slashdot
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Satan @thedevil.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
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Paul Richardson (Schaufelschlagengesicht) @havochaos.bsky.social · 12/05/2025
Happy anniversary @nedpyle.com @lisaroyal.bsky.social
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Paul Richardson (Schaufelschlagengesicht) @havochaos.bsky.social · 16/04/2025
@ajohnsocyber.bsky.social
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Paul Richardson (Schaufelschlagengesicht) @havochaos.bsky.social · 26/12/2024
Same little one, same.
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El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 26/12/2024
if this gets at least 100 likes maybe i'll tell you a bedtime story.
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Jon Cooper @joncooper-us.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
I love how Denmark isn’t taking any shit from Donald Trump. 🇩🇰 🤣
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Paul Richardson (Schaufelschlagengesicht) @havochaos.bsky.social · 25/12/2024
@ajohnsocyber.bsky.social
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Lar deSouza @lartist.bsky.social · 31/01/2024
Cartoon: My bluesky fail whale updated for 2024. Enjoy.
A parody of the original Twitter 'fail whale' featuring Alf in the role of the whale, suspended by Bluesky butterfly icons
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Paul Richardson (Schaufelschlagengesicht) @havochaos.bsky.social · 04/11/2024
@syfuhs.net
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Paul Richardson (Schaufelschlagengesicht) @havochaos.bsky.social · 12/10/2024
I knew this was going way too easily, there’s the fuckening.
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Dan Johnson, 💀Socialist💀 @coil.bsky.social · 17/05/2024
At this point I assume the CV of a Silicon Valley bro is - born rich - literally never exposed to criticism - failed upwards
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Paul Richardson (Schaufelschlagengesicht) @havochaos.bsky.social · 17/05/2024
Wheeeeeeee!
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Paul Richardson (Schaufelschlagengesicht) @havochaos.bsky.social · 30/11/2023
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Paul Richardson (Schaufelschlagengesicht) @havochaos.bsky.social · 02/08/2023
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Josephine beckbook.com Riesman @josie.zone · 14/07/2023
One reason I get heated about Bluesky is that, if this site fails, the only lesson the tech world is likely to learn is “don’t invite transes or Black people, they’re too mean to us”
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Paul Richardson (Schaufelschlagengesicht) @havochaos.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
I am STILL pissed that there were only two seasons of Sports Night.
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Paul Richardson (Schaufelschlagengesicht) @havochaos.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
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Paul Richardson (Schaufelschlagengesicht) @havochaos.bsky.social · 01/07/2023
@darthbluesky.bsky.social best show is on.
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Paul Richardson (Schaufelschlagengesicht) @havochaos.bsky.social · 27/06/2023
Oh no @jenmsft.bsky.social @nedpyle.com
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Dan Izzo @izzos.net · 24/06/2023
Once the WGA Strike is over I DEMAND THIS!
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Paul Richardson (Schaufelschlagengesicht) @havochaos.bsky.social · 24/06/2023
Feels like a dev day.
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Paul Richardson (Schaufelschlagengesicht) @havochaos.bsky.social · 24/06/2023
Oh joy.
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🦝 Pepper Raccoon: Trash Priestess 🦝 @pepperraccoon.com · 22/06/2023
Just a New Zealand artist making New Zealand things 🥹
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Paul Richardson (Schaufelschlagengesicht) @havochaos.bsky.social · 20/06/2023
🫠
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Paul Richardson (Schaufelschlagengesicht) @havochaos.bsky.social · 19/06/2023
Ah yes, there’s summer.
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Paul Richardson (Schaufelschlagengesicht) @havochaos.bsky.social · 19/06/2023
The Midwest must be stopped.
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Paul Richardson (Schaufelschlagengesicht) @havochaos.bsky.social · 17/06/2023
Pro tip: don’t be like me and forget to soak the fittings on your vehicle’s egr line with pb blaster the night before you work on it.
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Mekka Okereke @mekka.mekka-tech.com · 15/06/2023
Juneteenth does not celebrate when "news of slavery reached Texas." Juneteenth celebrates Texas taking another very public L in their long history of trying to keep the racism going for as long as possible.
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Juneteenth (June 19th) is not a "holiday celebrating when news of the end of slavery finally reached Texas." No. Just no. Y'all make it sound like network latency! Like we were playing Fortnite, and a...
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Paul Richardson (Schaufelschlagengesicht) @havochaos.bsky.social · 13/06/2023
Finally found it.
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Paul Richardson (Schaufelschlagengesicht) @havochaos.bsky.social · 11/06/2023
Yup, summer has started in TX.
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Paul Richardson (Schaufelschlagengesicht) @havochaos.bsky.social · 09/06/2023
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🪻🔮Tricksy Belden🔮🪻 @tricksybelden.bsky.social · 09/06/2023
It's the year 2023. We don't do the whole "let's hear them out" thing anymore. We heard.
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Paul Richardson (Schaufelschlagengesicht) @havochaos.bsky.social · 09/06/2023
Oh no! Cracker Barrel has lost the “old fucks that don’t tip” demographic. Whatever shall they do?
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Andy @andy.teamgay.org · 08/06/2023
Happy Pride!!! ❤️🧡💛💚💙💜🩷🩶🩵🤎🖤
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e @whodathomo.bsky.social · 07/06/2023
great marketing campaign blizzard
A picture of Times Square with an orange tint from the wildfire smoke. An ad for the video game Diablo IV is featured on a large screen with the text “Welcome to Hell, New York.”
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Paul Richardson (Schaufelschlagengesicht) @havochaos.bsky.social · 31/05/2023
Truth. I’m taking Friday off for Diablo 4.
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Faine Greenwood @faineg.com · 25/05/2023
BIG BOAT STUCK
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Fi, Curse Cartographer @morrigan.hasameli.com · 25/05/2023
oh great now we're going to have Weird Alf in the what's hot
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