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Latte Sipping Lisa

@lisaroyal.bsky.social
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If dogs or garden dragons lead you here then welcome! To return to Microsoft/security make a left at the intersection of pizza & hot dogs toppings

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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
When people ask why we don’t have children, because this is the monster we raised
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Indy and I both love my Murakami and Hello Kitty haul from Japan. She said she just wants to lick them.
Indy trying to convince me that she just wants to play with Hello Kitty and the Murakami flowers bag charms and doesn’t plan to murder them.
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Traitors
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
In my final hours of solo parenting I vie for the “Favorite” title by tipping over the toy basket for Indy to find the toy with the perfect squeak to fluff ratio
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Saturday’s morning proof of naps
3 lazy orange dogs lounging on a couch. 2 of whom are using pillows for their heads.
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
As requested proof of life” or should I say proof of sleeping?
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 07/09/2026
McGladys doesn’t approve of the the neighbors shenanigans
Kell propped on a pillow looking out the window glaring at the neighbor who dare to walk by
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Darby looks like she closed down the bar last night
Darby the orange dog has an ear on backwards, a bleh and squints into the camera. It’s not her best look.
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 29/08/2026
Follow me for expert tips on “instantly” recalling your dog at midnight
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
Darby: Soooo still mad? (After needing a 45-minute brushing at midnight to remove all the grass seed pods stuck in her fur after her jaunt in the yard.)
Darby shows no remorse on her face. NONE!
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 11/08/2026
Continuing the “You’re not my dad” series featuring my muse Darby
Darby looks at me with the disdain reserved for a stale 2-day old donut
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Why do I feel like a teenager whose been caught sneaking in after curfew?
Mckellan an orange dog sits on a couch with crossed paws and a very judgy face
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 09/07/2026
There are no dirty dishes when Ned is gone and it’s all girl lunch/dinners
Pimento cheese and potato chips on a paper towel. No plate used to invoke@nedpyle rage
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
There’s always that one friend on vacation who wakes up with too much energy for the other friends.
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Night 1 Girl Dinner: adult lunchable
A pre-made snick-snack of carrots, cucumbers, cheese and ranch
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
Ned plans out all the dinners for the week on Saturday and shops on Sunday. His shopping list is sorted by aisle. My approach is a tad different.
My shopping cart of random fruits and snacks that sparked joy.
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 17/06/2026
We are not off to a good start. The crow they hated me left a chuck of chicken breast in the fountain for me to clean. I put the wet vac hose on backwards sprayed myself from head to toe with fetid water. Ned asked if the cameras caught it 🤬
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a cat taking a bath with a caption that says can you tell i 'm enjoying this
ALT: a cat taking a bath with a caption that says can you tell i 'm enjoying this
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
I’m trying to convince Ned to put the bird feeder camera on the fountain. A crow, robin and hummingbird all stopped by today for a dip.
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
Darby when asked why my dahlias are no longer in an upright position
Darby stares at me with “I have no idea to which you refer” expression”
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Just setting expectations one filthy oven mitt at a time. <kicks oven mitt down the stairs towards the washing machine>
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a woman is pouring a tea bag into a cup while sitting at a table
ALT: a woman is pouring a tea bag into a cup while sitting at a table
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 05/06/2026
Indy’s trainer at the end of a very expensive 2 week board and train said, “She’s not the best at recall”
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
I wasn’t digging - Indy the liar
Indy on the back of the couch with dirt on her nose
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
Darby says spring is in the air
Darby sniffing the air while supervising out spring cleaning
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
McKellan has taken pebbling too literally
McKellen is proud of the rock he dig out of the gardenI wish this was the first rock… it is not
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
When you catch your coworkers talking about you
Monday and Darby looking suspicious like they were caught gossiping
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Darby keeps staring at me. I won’t give into her demands. I won’t!
Orange goofy dog staring to get attention
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Look who’s back!
After 8 months of silence my AirPods have left Santorini for a visit to the mainland of Greece
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Same, Indy, Same
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 21/03/2026
McKellan has deep thoughts
McKellan looking pensive thinking, “How many more pillows should I lay on?”
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Ut oh, I think she’s figure out that she’s stuck with me.
Darby stares at the spare human with disdain
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Beware of the peeps and ides of March
Peeps are evil and dangerous. This photo proves they killed Julius Peepar
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
Are the pups missing Ned yet?
Indy upside down with belly splayed. I wish I could get an adequate picture of her cheek flopping open
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 14/02/2026
Even at 4:30 AM Indy manages to bring in leaves from the yard
Indy acting like she isn’t wearing a leave in her ruff like it’s a brooch
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 05/02/2026
McKellan has been taught “sit” on the rug to wait to go out. He’s meeting the exact letter of the law sitting on the rolled up rug
3 dogs waiting on treat. McKellan sitting on a rolled up rug
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 04/02/2026
I cannot believe I am giving bird feeder refill updates the Pacific Ocean
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
When bath day pics look like mug shots
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 23/01/2026
It’s very cold so I’m wearing my flannel coat. -McKellan
McKellan wearing a red plaid coat that Ned hates but he’s not here to stop me!
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 17/01/2026
Today’s edition of “You are not my dad”
Darby looks disgruntled at the spare human
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 21/11/2025
Cooking Coffee…AMA!
Terrifying Ned with a picture of his precious French press on my desk with cheap coffee creamer
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 19/11/2025
Darby: oh, it’s just you
Orange dog is disappointed because: 1) the dog sitter is gone, 2) her dad is not here, 3) it’s just me
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 22/10/2025
Day 21: You’re still not my dad!
Darby protests her inhumane treatment from the back of the couch.
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 19/10/2025
Darby: You’re still not my dad
Darby is rolling her eyes that I’m still here and not Ned
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
I had a “spark” of an idea to reheat my coffee
Cooking tip: the sparking from the coffee mug’s metallic paint does not reheat your coffee any faster in the microwave
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 17/10/2025
New family crest?
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 16/10/2025
This house needs boundaries
Darby on the back of the couch where is not suppose to fit
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 11/10/2025
Like a good gothic novel, this starts with an a woman going on unexpected trip to an island only accessible by boat.
Camera pans to random island in the puget sound with moody blue clouds and water
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 09/10/2025
McKellan remove my Hawaiian rolls from the counter, destroyed the wrapper and ate them.. When asked if he felt guilty:
McKellan lounges on the bed feeling no a single ounce of remorse
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 06/10/2025
As my first solo dining feat I will be making a vegetable soup from a family recipe that each generation has made worse and worse. Should I post it?
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a woman stands in front of a white board with the words trigger warning on it
ALT: a woman stands in front of a white board with the words trigger warning on it
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 20/09/2025
“Howdy Partner, I’d like sarsaparilla, please”
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Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 16/09/2025
1 out of 2 dogs believes my dinner is home cooked
Darby is supportive of my dinner choice. Indy has questions
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