Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 20/09/2026When people ask why we don’t have children, because this is the monster we raised 9802
Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 20/09/2026Indy and I both love my Murakami and Hello Kitty haul from Japan. She said she just wants to lick them. 132067
Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 19/09/2026In my final hours of solo parenting I vie for the “Favorite” title by tipping over the toy basket for Indy to find the toy with the perfect squeak to fluff ratio 1220811
Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 07/09/2026As requested proof of life” or should I say proof of sleeping? 202097
Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 07/09/2026McGladys doesn’t approve of the the neighbors shenanigans 2128410
Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Darby looks like she closed down the bar last night 3193551
Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 29/08/2026Follow me for expert tips on “instantly” recalling your dog at midnight 2320814
Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 28/08/2026Darby: Soooo still mad? (After needing a 45-minute brushing at midnight to remove all the grass seed pods stuck in her fur after her jaunt in the yard.) 1827012
Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 11/08/2026Continuing the “You’re not my dad” series featuring my muse Darby 2025010
Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 12/07/2026Why do I feel like a teenager whose been caught sneaking in after curfew? 172486
Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 09/07/2026There are no dirty dishes when Ned is gone and it’s all girl lunch/dinners 221864
Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 07/07/2026There’s always that one friend on vacation who wakes up with too much energy for the other friends. 1924411
Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 05/07/2026Ned plans out all the dinners for the week on Saturday and shops on Sunday. His shopping list is sorted by aisle. My approach is a tad different. 362345
Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 17/06/2026We are not off to a good start. The crow they hated me left a chuck of chicken breast in the fountain for me to clean. I put the wet vac hose on backwards sprayed myself from head to toe with fetid water. Ned asked if the cameras caught it 🤬media.tenor.coma cat taking a bath with a caption that says can you tell i 'm enjoying thisALT: a cat taking a bath with a caption that says can you tell i 'm enjoying this 8863
Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 16/06/2026I’m trying to convince Ned to put the bird feeder camera on the fountain. A crow, robin and hummingbird all stopped by today for a dip. 1320310
Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 14/06/2026Darby when asked why my dahlias are no longer in an upright position 242096
Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 13/06/2026Just setting expectations one filthy oven mitt at a time. <kicks oven mitt down the stairs towards the washing machine>media.tenor.coma woman is pouring a tea bag into a cup while sitting at a tableALT: a woman is pouring a tea bag into a cup while sitting at a table 3812
Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 05/06/2026Indy’s trainer at the end of a very expensive 2 week board and train said, “She’s not the best at recall” 2333611
Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 21/04/2026McKellan has taken pebbling too literally 182707
Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 20/04/2026When you catch your coworkers talking about you 1020111
Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 19/04/2026Darby keeps staring at me. I won’t give into her demands. I won’t! 5771127
Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 15/03/2026Ut oh, I think she’s figure out that she’s stuck with me. 202467
Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 14/02/2026Even at 4:30 AM Indy manages to bring in leaves from the yard 2330612
Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 05/02/2026McKellan has been taught “sit” on the rug to wait to go out. He’s meeting the exact letter of the law sitting on the rolled up rug 1423213
Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 04/02/2026I cannot believe I am giving bird feeder refill updates the Pacific Ocean 61252
Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 23/01/2026It’s very cold so I’m wearing my flannel coat. -McKellan 191993
Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 18/10/2025I had a “spark” of an idea to reheat my coffee 19902
Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 11/10/2025Like a good gothic novel, this starts with an a woman going on unexpected trip to an island only accessible by boat. 92143
Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 09/10/2025McKellan remove my Hawaiian rolls from the counter, destroyed the wrapper and ate them.. When asked if he felt guilty: 3223711
Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 06/10/2025As my first solo dining feat I will be making a vegetable soup from a family recipe that each generation has made worse and worse. Should I post it?media.tenor.coma woman stands in front of a white board with the words trigger warning on itALT: a woman stands in front of a white board with the words trigger warning on it 241552
Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 20/09/2025“Howdy Partner, I’d like sarsaparilla, please” 11052
Latte Sipping Lisa @lisaroyal.bsky.social · 16/09/20251 out of 2 dogs believes my dinner is home cooked 2031816