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El Jefe Gone Dark Security

@eljefe.social
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I'm Thee Sarcastic Warrior, RETIRED Keeper of Secrets in MSR, FORMER Inquisitor of the CTO, LAST Defender of Caturdays, Hugger of Trees and Hunter of Bots.

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The Hot Drop @thehotdrop.live · 18m
Citrix NetScaler zero-days granted root access for weeks. Did you know WHIPSHOT and SLAPSHOT shells are already inside your network? With CISA mandating patches by September 30, are you patched or are you next? youtu.be/VAAe-UzV1yE
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ep2 9 30 2026
YouTube video by The Daily Hot Drop
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The Hot Drop @thehotdrop.live · 20h
FBI breached via ShinyHunters zero-day sextortion? Meanwhile, Citrix NetScaler zero-days patched after weeks of silent exploitation. Is your legacy infrastructure already compromised? youtu.be/AdQ_hRdL8D8?...
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The Hot Drop - sept 29 2026
YouTube video by The Daily Hot Drop
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El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 29/09/2026
asking why Wilson could fire a crooked cop that put the city in danger and not need a committee? Maybe coz he was AWOL? Was derelict in his duty? Threatened a journalist in public? Actively hindered the investigation? I'll tell it to your face Gee: You're a dumbass.
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El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 29/09/2026
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Simpson Balthazar: Boo This Man! Half Baked
ALT: Simpson Balthazar: Boo This Man! Half Baked
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El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 29/09/2026
if you have this kind of fridge, I'm breaking into your house and stealing your stuff coz you're too rich and you won't notice.
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El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 29/09/2026
it's called the power button. come on. wtf.
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El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 29/09/2026
God damned criminals should not be getting payouts.
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DivestSPD @divestspd.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
SPD stopped naming cops who shoot people when the consent decree ended, so we do that now. The cop who shot the woman in Beacon Hill is Jose Jimenez, and we did a deep dive on him. Read all about him:
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Cop who shot Beacon Hill woman identified
Officer Jose Jimenez, 34, had only been assigned to the SWAT team for less than a year. He was previously a member of the Community Response Group, SPD’s “problem-oriented policing” unit.
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Ryan Packer @typewriteralley.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
It must be noted that this whole pontification session, which produced no real new information or policy development that I could see, occurred while a cadre of SDOT employees (including the Director) were standing by to give their own budget presentation. Which then got pushed to after lunch.
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El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 28/09/2026
Seattle city council after years of reckless spending under Harrell now that they need to balance the budget under Wilson like:
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Madagascar Zuba: How Could This Happen?
ALT: Madagascar Zuba: How Could This Happen?
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Erica C. Barnett @ericacbarnett.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
This is an issue the Harrell/council budget explicitly created this year by assuming a $175M starting deficit in 2027 and funding a huge expansion of things like encampment sweeps and graffiti removal, largely with one-time funds. That's magical thinking and budgets aren't magic.
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El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 28/09/2026
The Circus starring Your Seattle city council members!
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Erica C. Barnett @ericacbarnett.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Unclear if Strauss was ruling out any fund transfers within the city or just long-term transfers, but this is part of the budget reality I wrote about on PubliCola today: Any council member who wants to restore cuts has to figure out how to pay for them within a balanced budget.
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El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 28/09/2026
Go ahead, take away the food banks, Strauss. And pray cameras keep you safe.
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El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 28/09/2026
This old dog is itching to hunt. It's time.
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El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 28/09/2026
I understand you Gotta crawl before you Get to your feet but I been running for a while they ain't ready for me! tidal.com/track/113578...
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El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 28/09/2026
If they do I'm selling it all.
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The Venerable Weed @simonberman.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
9lb Hammer keeping it real in Seattle
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El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 27/09/2026
Seattle calls those, 'tourists'
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El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 27/09/2026
It wasn't a slip.
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El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 27/09/2026
Damn bots. So annoying.
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El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 26/09/2026
BREAKING : THERE IS EGG NOG FOR SALE REPEAT EGG NOG FOR SALE! EGG NOG SEASON HAS BEGUN!!
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El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 26/09/2026
OK dad, you know the classic Metallica album, Master of Puppets? Me : Master? Son: master. Me: Master?!? Son: Master. Me : WHERES THE DREAMS THAT I'VE BEEN AFTER?!?
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El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 26/09/2026
GOP made the death panels use Ai.
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El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 26/09/2026
Truth hurts.
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El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 26/09/2026
Want a water? Yes? Well then You're fired, Kai.
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El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 26/09/2026
Hes got cash, Make Kettle fund it.
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El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 26/09/2026
I heard that CM Kettle offered to pay out of his own pocket.
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Erica C. Barnett @ericacbarnett.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
This is the thing—despite all the bellicose posturing from the city council about the urgent need to spend tens of millions on new police and police surveillance cameras in more places, they still have to identify what services they would cut, from departments already taking cuts, to add more to SPD
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Eli Omen @eliomen.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
"meddled"? What does that mean? 'OpenAI’s technology tried to hack the website to gather data from the department’s civil rights office but failed...' Oh. Huh.
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El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 26/09/2026
NYT can't really accuse openai of violating the computer fraud and abuse act but openai just violated the computer fraud and abuse act... Again... For a 3rd time.
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El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 26/09/2026
Juarez is a liar.
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El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 26/09/2026
Son: have you heard of the eye of the beholder? Me:*deep gutteral voice* 🎵 Do you see what I see? 🎶
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El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 26/09/2026
"but I was following orders" doesn't work, bitch.
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El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 26/09/2026
Not the model's fault you have a shitty security detail, Sam.
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El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 26/09/2026
Worth it now I'm craving a filet o fish
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Erica C. Barnett @ericacbarnett.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
I've been posting all day (except when on the radio or calls) about a public safety budget meeting at the Seattle City Council that was truly an all-timer on the batshit scale. I'll have a longer post after I breathe into this bag for a while. Meanwhile, please support my work covering City Hall!
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El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 26/09/2026
good to see Erica back on the beat.
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Push The Needle @pushtheneedle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
It is her right as mayor to make choices on the budget. The Seattle Fire Chief is welcome to run against her in 3 years. Thanks for the concern
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El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 26/09/2026
only one way to settle this: Put flock cameras IN each Council Member's home, in the police chief's home and ones watching every cop's home in Seattle. Make THOSE cameras fully accessible via public access. THEN, let the SPD put cameras wherever they want. otherwise, who's watching the watchers?
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Erica C. Barnett @ericacbarnett.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
SPD is not being cut, of course, but they did take some reductions in long-vacant civilian positions while adding 66 net officers for the Harrell-era goal of 1,250 total cops. SPD's budget is the only budget to massively expand, thanks mostly to new six-figure starting salary for cops.
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El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 26/09/2026
Was gonna ask: have they caught the shooter? no. Cameras won't change that.
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El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 26/09/2026
these people have no damned clue how police & federal investigations work, and it shows. this basic gumshoe forensics! soliciting all phone footage from everyone in the cordoned off area is standard procedure. These council members only embarass themselves with this ignorance.
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Erica C. Barnett @ericacbarnett.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
(There are cameras specifically at Seattle Center and the mayor's budget adds one mobile camera there. Using camera footage from businesses and individuals is literally a noncontroversial, basic investigative tactic SPD uses all the time.)
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El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 26/09/2026
oh my god the horror of following standard protocol, the madness they didn't already have all that footage like they do on CSI Cyber!!!
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Erica C. Barnett @ericacbarnett.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I'm back watching this morning's public safety council budget meeting, and back to posting about this absolutely batshit meeting. Maritza Rivera claimed, falsely, that focused deterrence is not in the budget. It is.
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Push The Needle @pushtheneedle.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Sounds like a great RFI response!
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El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 26/09/2026
Rivera wants to spend more money the city doesn't have on consultants that other cities have fired coz their focused deterrence plan calls for more bad cops. I wanna know what she's getting as kickback from the consultants and SPD for this?
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El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 25/09/2026
i feel a disturbance in the force, as if millions of agents are trying and failing to talk to a server...
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El Jefe Gone Dark Security @eljefe.social · 25/09/2026
Point them at his house.
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