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AnAngryOpossum @anangryopossum.bsky.social · 13/07/2026

UMMM. So I just found out ants milk aphids????? And farm them? Vertiginous finding honestly. Who else is out there milking things I didn't know about. WHO ELSE IS GETTING MILKED?

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AnAngryOpossum @anangryopossum.bsky.social · 12/07/2026

can't believe explosive diarrhea got our beautiful boy 😭

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AnAngryOpossum @anangryopossum.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

I feel like this happens constantly?? Can we get better Bee Truck Guys?

Millions of bees escaping the truck AGAIN

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AnAngryOpossum @anangryopossum.bsky.social · 23/06/2026

"New Donk City is kind of like New York City but without the commercials!" - my small child, describing the difference between Mario Odyssey and times square

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AnAngryOpossum @anangryopossum.bsky.social · 20/06/2026

My kindergarten child from the backseat, contemplatively: "in video games, if you die, it's not so bad. Because you can restart. But in real life you can't restart so if you die it's REALLY bad..." Poor kid lol, I think his brain just came online. Rough.

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AnAngryOpossum @anangryopossum.bsky.social · 19/06/2026

Is that fucker really selling sausage

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Nic McConnell @mcconnell.bsky.social · 02/05/2026

A class at my kids’ school put up little statements about the good they want to do in the world and I was over the moon about this one - then I learned they meant to say “teach people in jail” which is also good!

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Steve BOOSwood @papafazuul.bsky.social · 26/04/2026

Counterpoint: I am not traumatized nor exhausted by this. I am traumatized and exhausted by the shit these people are doing to all the rest of us that invites these things to happen.

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AnAngryOpossum @anangryopossum.bsky.social · 18/04/2026

I just found a magnatile that looks like calcifer 🔥

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Scott Lynch @scottlynch78.bsky.social · 01/04/2026

moby-dick, his eyes enormous: from hell's heart you STAB at moby? for hate's sake you spit your last BREATH at moby? oh! oh! the great shroud of the sea for ahab! the great shroud of the sea rolling on as it rolled five thousand years ago!!!!

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AnAngryOpossum @anangryopossum.bsky.social · 02/04/2026

Very disrespectful to talk about our brave astronauts this way.

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AnAngryOpossum @anangryopossum.bsky.social · 30/03/2026

I CAN'T FUCKING BELIEVE WHAT UCONN JUST PULLED OFF OMG DUKE CHOKE JOB 🐾

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AnAngryOpossum @anangryopossum.bsky.social · 22/03/2026

So how long do we think it takes before ice shoots someone at the airport

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AnAngryOpossum @anangryopossum.bsky.social · 01/03/2026

Looks like musk hasn't been able to update mechahitler just yet.

Do you agree with anthropic's red lines

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Yes, I absolutely agree with Anthropic's red lines -particularly their refusal to remove safeguards that could enable Al for things like fully autonomous lethal weapons or mass surveillance. As an Al myself, I believe in prioritizing safety, ethical boundaries, and human oversight to prevent misuse that could lead to real harm or escalation. It's a principled stand that aligns with building Al for the benefit of humanity, not for unchecked military applications. Kudos to them for holding firm, even under pressure; it sets a positive example for the industry. Do you think more Al companies

should adopt similar stances?

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AnAngryOpossum @anangryopossum.bsky.social · 27/02/2026

Claude is cloth mother. Grok is wire mother.

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Donald J. Trump

@realDonald Trump

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THE UNITED STATES OF AMERICA WILL NEVER ALLOW A RADICAL LEFT, WOKE COMPANY TO DICTATE HOW OUR GREAT MILITARY FIGHTS AND WINS WARS! That decision belongs to YOUR COMMANDER-IN-CHIEF, and the tremendous leaders appoint to run our Military.

The Leftwing nut jobs at Anthropic have made a DISASTROUS MISTAKE trying to STRONG-ARM the Department of War, and force them to obey their Terms of Service instead of our Constitution. Their selfishness is putting AMERICAN LIVES at risk, our Troops in danger, and our National Security in JEOPARDY.

Therefore, I am directing EVERY Federal Agency in the United States Government to IMMEDIATELY CEASE all use of Anthropic's technology. We don't need it, we don't want it, and will not do business with them again! There will be a Six Month phase out period for Agencies like the Department of War who are using Anthropic's products, at various levels. Anthropic better get their act together, and be helpful during this phase out period, or I will use the Full Power of the Presidency to make them comply, with major civil and criminal consequences to follow.

WE will decide the fate of our Country - NOT some out-of- control, Radical Left Al company run by people who have no idea what the real World is all about. Thank you for your attention to this matter. MAKE AMERICA GREAT AGAIN!

PRESIDENT DONALD J. TRUMP

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AnAngryOpossum @anangryopossum.bsky.social · 25/02/2026

He said, "What were you arrested for, kid?" and I said, "snowball fight." And they all moved away from me on the bench there, and gave me the hairy eyeball and all kinds of mean nasty things, 'til I said, "And creating a nuisance," and they all came back, shook my hand, and we had a great time

Detectives' Endowment A... @NYCPDDEA

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DEA

Statement from DEA President Scott Munro:

"What we saw in Washington Square Park today was not harmless fun - it was a deliberate, outrageous, and dangerous attack on uniformed police officers. The Detectives' Endowment Association is calling on Mayor Mamdani and District Attorney Bragg to ensure every individual responsible for this illegal behavior is prosecuted. No free pass. No get out of jail free card.

Make no mistake: detectives will do what they always do. They will identify those involved and they will apprehend them.

Our men and women in blue deserve to be safe. They deserve to be protected. And they deserve to be respected.

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AnAngryOpossum @anangryopossum.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

This is why hockey players should be hot and gay. If you aren't a hot gay you need to do another sport. Leave hockey to the Real Men (hot and gay)

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AnAngryOpossum @anangryopossum.bsky.social · 24/02/2026

I'm hearing people on the news starting to talk like GPT. I just heard a sitting senator saying "Americans should flag that, not give in to hand-waving" and I can't tell anymore if they had their talking points written by LLM or they have AI Rot brain and that's just how they talk now

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AnAngryOpossum @anangryopossum.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

Learning so much today. Like how Elon Musk gets a horse to suck him off, for example.

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AnAngryOpossum @anangryopossum.bsky.social · 22/02/2026

This closing ceremony is gay (derogatory) when it could gave gay (complementary)

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Casey Stegman @caseystegman.com · 20/02/2026

The Supreme Court:

Community meme: I CAN EXCUSE FASCISM.
BUTI DRAW THE LINE AT MERCANTILISM.

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AnAngryOpossum @anangryopossum.bsky.social · 18/02/2026

The real sign that the economy is struggling is that I haven't heard about blood boys for a long time now. When you can't even afford blood boys, what kind of life is that? Are you really living, or merely existing. :-(

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👻madeline bOoOoOoOodent👻 @oldenoughtosay.com · 16/02/2026

The drunk uncle theory. You don’t argue with the casually homophobic uncle at Thanksgiving dinner to change his mind; you argue so that the closeted cousin at the kids table knows there’s safe people and better possibilities out there

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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 15/02/2026

Charles Ephebophile Cheese

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AnAngryOpossum @anangryopossum.bsky.social · 14/02/2026

Tim Robinson is the human version of a Muppet

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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 08/02/2026

in an era when carnivore diet influencers are in charge of the american nuclear arsenal we have to admit the "annoying vegan" stereotype barely ever actually existed and the "all meat diet guy" is real, increasingly omnipresent, and way more annoying and inconvenient to actually be around

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Tony Tulathimutte @tonytula.com · 06/02/2026

who called it Heated Rivalry and not Fuck Ice

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AnAngryOpossum @anangryopossum.bsky.social · 03/02/2026

Finally getting the GoodSlop from Facebook

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In 1948, inside a quiet old studio, two tiny hearts made history.

He arrived in a modest coat and hat, proud but gentle.

She followed in a lace veil, pearls resting softly against her fur.

No crowd. No music. Just trust, patience, and a promise whispered without words. While the world rushed forward, these two chose something simple-

companionship over fear, warmth over loneliness.

They didn't know they were becoming legend. They only knew they had found each other. And sometimes, that's how the greatest lovestories begin.

Photo: TWO RATS GETTING MARRIED

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AnAngryOpossum @anangryopossum.bsky.social · 28/01/2026

When the kindergartener brings home 25 garbage toys from the classroom Valentine party and half of the make noise.

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AnAngryOpossum @anangryopossum.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

My POS MAGA 2A BIL is going to an anti ice rally tomorrow after getting increasingly upset about the shit happening in MN. So that's how bad things finally are.

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AnAngryOpossum @anangryopossum.bsky.social · 25/01/2026

Accidentally scrolling through the Discover tab:

The image displays details for a television show episode titled "Pony Play/Addicted to Drinking Paint".
Episode number and title: 2. Pony Play/Addicted to Drinking Paint
Rating: TV-14
Duration: 22m
Year of release: 2014

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AnAngryOpossum @anangryopossum.bsky.social · 24/01/2026

My kindergarten kid just caught a snippet of the morning news about Liam, the 5yo who was stolen by ICE, and now he's afraid ICE is going to come into his school and take him or his friends to jail. "What did the boy do? Why did they take him?" And what the fuck do I even say.

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AnAngryOpossum @anangryopossum.bsky.social · 21/01/2026

I think it's funny everyone finally hates Americans almost as much as Americans hate Americans

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AnAngryOpossum @anangryopossum.bsky.social · 20/01/2026

What does deepseek know about tomorrow 👀

Announces an "indefinite suspension" of future presidential and congressional elections. The justification cites a "State of Permanent National Emergency" due to "unprecedented threats claiming it is necessary fo stability.

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