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hattie

@hattieunderground.bsky.social
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she/her, adult, 🇦🇺 99% vg art (nintendo + twewy + ace attorney + other jrpgs) and 1% bitching about auspol no dms, i'm in an age-gated country :( icon: spl-sr-kr

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vic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 23h
[new browser extension translates vague posts into direct posts] oomf 1: god i hate that bitch linda so much i wish she died and left the group oomf 2: lowkey think tyler is problematic and should be cancelled oomf 3: hope my new friend group doesnt realize im wanted fugitive yuji naka
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Tuxedo Catfish @tuxedocatfish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
the ideal form of commercial gamedev is a fidget spinner that is also a slot machine it's not about communicating anything, it's about self-soothing. this is the rosetta stone to understanding like half a dozen different recurring game design discourses and the design trends that kick them off
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Ada Basilisk, Haunted Doll VTuber @comfybasilisk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
people keep getting this wrong. a softlock is if a game is technically continuing to function, but it is in a state where it is impossible to progress (e.g. idaho). if it's entered a state where core functions don't work anymore and you can't reset out (e.g. florida) that's a hardlock.
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mar 💀 @ B.A.!!!!! @otasatic.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
toby fox
Tweet from @tonyhawktruther:
*a gong bangs when I enter the room even though I'm white* Hey guys
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Happy National Hamburger Day @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
There are 1000 reasons to hate generative AI, but the one that goes undetected is the complete and total destruction of humanity's core epistemological understanding of the world. Everything else is downstream of that, and the consequences are only going to get more horrifying if this isn't stopped.
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animal jayson ⭐️👁️ @animaljayson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
coincidentally the path to redemption and forgiveness is paved with ad rev and patreon money. rather than like. volunteer work at a homeless shelter.
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gravewalker @grovewalker.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
photo of werner herzog with a speech bubble added so that it looks like he is saying the quoted post
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Yes, computers do everything at our company but don't worry, there's always a human reviewer. Nothing goes out the door without one of our highly trained shruggers briefly glancing at it and clicking Approve
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Koro!! 🐳 ΘΔ @koro.fish · 05/10/2026
"it used to be for making text important by displaying it bold. now its for making text important, which might be bold, and in practice is bold on every single browser. but you shouldnt use it to make text important or bold. despite that's what it's for."
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Fiona Gallagher @psychic.surgery · 02/10/2026
For those too young to remember, 2004-2017 things were always Unleashed. You could get a budget for anything if you promised to Unleash something
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rzuu 💫 @kuhuhukun.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Whatever is going on between them. I ship it. #FEFW
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Randall @revuestarlight.net · 29/09/2026
i dont believe people on bluesky when they say they hate random encounters because the national pastime of your average bluesky poster is posting the most unfunny shit possible on random people's posts
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Lætus @bajamothblast.vanadiel.network · 02/10/2024
now that it's october im legally allowed to post this
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Kaylyn Saucedo - MarzGhoul @marzgurl.com · 01/10/2026
An edit of a game announcement during a Nintendo Direct with one of those vague tag lines they like to use. Edit now features the Exxon logo for Nintendo Switch 2, with the tag line, "Convenient Gas Station with a Dark past."
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leon @leyawn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i’ve got a new bit, now i just say “sorry i don’t speak chinese” in perfect chinese over and over until they get mad and hang up
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rye 🎃🍞 @dorovain.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
are you sure about that babygirl
dietrich fire emblem getting a level up and increasing every stat except strength and luck
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Mカエル @m-kaeru.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
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Junodoll !! @harajuno.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Amame Doi, the angel you are #aitsf #aini
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🪲 @linoones.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
#pokemon
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the doc is in!! (commissions open) @razzafrazzle.bsky.social · 11/05/2026
hey do you guys like my new outfit
three drawings of doc wearing an oversized shirt. in the first, he is showing the front of the shirt, which says "i did not nor have i ever said that you specifically are not allowed to ever headcanon any male character as transmasc and the fact that so many of you assumed that says more about you than it does me". in the second, he is showing the back of the shirt, which says "lots of you could benefit from taking a second to assess why you feel so threatened by the idea of a character that you enjoy being transfem and also consider how one's biases can bleed into all aspects of one's life including how they enjoy and engage with media". in the third, he is lifting up the shirt to show off short shorts that say "some of you are just misogynists though".
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 19/08/2024
if you picked on your sister when you were younger and would like to make amends, i recommend becoming a moderately well-known youtuber and securing her discounts at local businesses
text: “Guy at the wine store recognized the last name and asked if i was related to you then gave me a discount. Your reparations balance to me has decreased by seven dollars”
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
In Paper Mario, Mayor Penguin is found seemingly dead, with Mario being suspected of his murder. However, if a letter is delivered to him during that time, he will get up, thank Mario, and promptly go back to being dead. Unfortunately, this cannot prove Mario's innocence.
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sociohat @sociohat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
what if you were dating a tvtroper and you showed them pics of you pre-transition and they said "lmao... Early Installment Weirdness"
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Ants Schmants @zippermint.itch.io · 24/07/2026
This reminds me of a youtuber I saw once complaining that Garfield Kart would shut down his computer with a controller plugged in and it turns out the problem was that the most upvoted steam config for Garfield Kart at the time was a community config that bound every button to "Shutdown Computer"
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cass @cassregister.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
bro
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
 Millennial Funeral Director. A mustachioed man says "we will do the best we can to honour your son's life now that he's a heckin' corpserino" tp grieving parents. Behind him is an ad that reads "ask about our "homer in the bushes" coffin!"
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星空★lone @hoshizoralone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
new stuff is up on the store! >> hoshizoralone.bigcartel.com
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Michaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
not sure why I made this but now you have to see it
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
The existence of AI Slop, implies the existence of AI Slip and AI Slap
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Maeca Art COMMISSIONS OPEN @maecaart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Metroid Ravenous
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えんぴつ @enpit.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
アルコスオモダカさんありがとうの絵
 
オモダカとキラフロル
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puddinglovelyy.bsky.social @puddinglovelyy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
shiny hisuian zoroak!! #pokemon
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mar 💫 @seainspanish.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
pearl doodle #splatoon
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Hannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward
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sasha @2damntrans.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Astonishing really how ADHD-denialism so closely matches early trans-denialism (say, a decade ago, before it went mask-off eliminationist), to the point that it includes the exact same personalities, again vomiting their know-nothing opinions all over the place.
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Line @linesonwhite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
Something deep inside me told me I should draw Donkey Kong today.
A four panel comic titled "Hours, Bananas, Doors."
Donkey Kong awakens staring at himself in a mirror, then stares down at his hand as he notices a strange watch on his wrist.
Staring at his wrist, the watch turns out to be one of the numbered bracelets from 9 Hours, 9 Persons, 9 Doors from the Zero Escape series. It's Junpei's bracelet. For some reason.
Peach then asks a confused Donkey Kong, "Donkey Kong? Have you ever heard of the Parallel Banana Theory?"
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Keith Stack-o'-lantern @keithstack.com · 26/09/2026
(scrolling through friend list on 3DS) deadname deadname deadname they’re a chud now deadname
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Imran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
I have read the full quote but the headline makes it sound like he's going "You think kids are stupid as shit? I don't even know where I /live/." And then you see the full quote and it turns out, yeah, that's basically what he's saying.
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Iris/アイリス 🏳️‍⚧️ @irisdescentbird.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
funniest rom hack reasoning of all time
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RITSUKAXAN @ritsukaxan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Did you know... Final Fantasy was named that way because it was supposed to be the very last video game ever released? Just a few months later, a meteor was going to destroy the Earth... but a blonde guy with a bunch of eco-terrorists saved us all subscrive for more game curiosities
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gatorstooth 🐊 @gatorstooth.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
hallowgoomy
three goomy with halloween themes. the first is a jack o lantern, the second is a bat, the third is frankensteins monster
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Ghoulumunkus @gulumunkus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
discord casually admitting they know that nobody wanted the age verification implemented and trying to be funny about it is seriously something that the pr team should reflect on and really study when they lose a lot of nitro subs in this next week
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mini‼️ @ministarfruit.itch.io · 24/09/2026
dual destinies playable on meta VR. we live in the funniest timeline I fear
Doodle of Athena and Apollo reacting to the Dual Destinies port to Meta announcement. Athena cheerfully exclaims, "Wahoo! We're getting ported to Meta Virtual Reality!" before Apollo shouts, "Hold it! That's not a flex, Athena!!"
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Bits @bitshammer.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
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The Chaser @chaser.com.au · 24/09/2026
The moment the robot started interacting with myGov systems, it understood the human feeling almost too well. chaser.com.au/general-news...
ChatGPT understands wanting sweet relief of death after interacting with myGov - The Chaser
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John Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
nice to see prime minister is putting his foot down and making it clear that if you hack the Australian government, he will say it is ‘concerning’ then roll over and continue with his plans to change the law so you can steal from Aussie artists
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Stefish🐟 Comms close @stefish.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Trucy
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🌸 ⋆° ★ Skye ☽☾ ★。⋆🌸 @shlubby.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Was in the mood to draw Callie 🦑 #artofthecosmos
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Basil 🌱 @basil-mage.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Resellers..
Comic featuring a puppy named Basil saying; "Now that I'm an adult, I can finally afford the things I could never have in my youth" only to be disappointed in the next panel when he finds out resellers have taken over
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Supper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
Of course! All artwork I post is drawn by me if no source is given at the bottom. In particular, all artwork involving my carrot avatar (and his best/only friend, the Wallop) made to promote streams is drawn by me! Below is my favorite, for Donkey Kong Bananza. Thank you very much for your inquiry!
Supper Mario Broth carrot as Pauline and Wallop as DK in the Donkey Kong Bananza box art.
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