Reposted by hattievic-or-squeak!! ᓚᘏᕐᐷ @gizmouse.bsky.social · 23h[new browser extension translates vague posts into direct posts] oomf 1: god i hate that bitch linda so much i wish she died and left the group oomf 2: lowkey think tyler is problematic and should be cancelled oomf 3: hope my new friend group doesnt realize im wanted fugitive yuji naka 4504172
Reposted by hattieTuxedo Catfish @tuxedocatfish.bsky.social · 29/09/2026the ideal form of commercial gamedev is a fidget spinner that is also a slot machine it's not about communicating anything, it's about self-soothing. this is the rosetta stone to understanding like half a dozen different recurring game design discourses and the design trends that kick them off 219951
Reposted by hattieAda Basilisk, Haunted Doll VTuber @comfybasilisk.bsky.social · 05/10/2026people keep getting this wrong. a softlock is if a game is technically continuing to function, but it is in a state where it is impossible to progress (e.g. idaho). if it's entered a state where core functions don't work anymore and you can't reset out (e.g. florida) that's a hardlock. 218973
Reposted by hattieHappy National Hamburger Day @birdrespecter.bsky.social · 05/10/2026There are 1000 reasons to hate generative AI, but the one that goes undetected is the complete and total destruction of humanity's core epistemological understanding of the world. Everything else is downstream of that, and the consequences are only going to get more horrifying if this isn't stopped. 429239
Reposted by hattieanimal jayson ⭐️👁️ @animaljayson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026coincidentally the path to redemption and forgiveness is paved with ad rev and patreon money. rather than like. volunteer work at a homeless shelter. 1431
Reposted by hattieBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Yes, computers do everything at our company but don't worry, there's always a human reviewer. Nothing goes out the door without one of our highly trained shruggers briefly glancing at it and clicking Approve 405076689
Reposted by hattieKoro!! 🐳 ΘΔ @koro.fish · 05/10/2026"it used to be for making text important by displaying it bold. now its for making text important, which might be bold, and in practice is bold on every single browser. but you shouldnt use it to make text important or bold. despite that's what it's for." 1451
Reposted by hattieFiona Gallagher @psychic.surgery · 02/10/2026For those too young to remember, 2004-2017 things were always Unleashed. You could get a budget for anything if you promised to Unleash something 110934
Reposted by hattierzuu 💫 @kuhuhukun.bsky.social · 04/10/2026Whatever is going on between them. I ship it. #FEFW 31444476
Reposted by hattieRandall @revuestarlight.net · 29/09/2026i dont believe people on bluesky when they say they hate random encounters because the national pastime of your average bluesky poster is posting the most unfunny shit possible on random people's posts 7636178
Reposted by hattieLætus @bajamothblast.vanadiel.network · 02/10/2024now that it's october im legally allowed to post this 1032264010740
Reposted by hattieleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 03/10/2026i’ve got a new bit, now i just say “sorry i don’t speak chinese” in perfect chinese over and over until they get mad and hang up 323133397
Reposted by hattieJunodoll !! @harajuno.bsky.social · 27/09/2026Amame Doi, the angel you are #aitsf #aini 111850
Reposted by hattiethe doc is in!! (commissions open) @razzafrazzle.bsky.social · 11/05/2026hey do you guys like my new outfit 213843
Reposted by hattieJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 19/08/2024if you picked on your sister when you were younger and would like to make amends, i recommend becoming a moderately well-known youtuber and securing her discounts at local businesses 14154087
Reposted by hattieSupper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 01/10/2026In Paper Mario, Mayor Penguin is found seemingly dead, with Mario being suspected of his murder. However, if a letter is delivered to him during that time, he will get up, thank Mario, and promptly go back to being dead. Unfortunately, this cannot prove Mario's innocence. 132047627
Reposted by hattiesociohat @sociohat.bsky.social · 29/09/2026what if you were dating a tvtroper and you showed them pics of you pre-transition and they said "lmao... Early Installment Weirdness" 3630250
Reposted by hattieAnts Schmants @zippermint.itch.io · 24/07/2026This reminds me of a youtuber I saw once complaining that Garfield Kart would shut down his computer with a controller plugged in and it turns out the problem was that the most upvoted steam config for Garfield Kart at the time was a community config that bound every button to "Shutdown Computer" 1239981556
Reposted by hattie星空★lone @hoshizoralone.bsky.social · 30/09/2026new stuff is up on the store! >> hoshizoralone.bigcartel.com 518454
Reposted by hattieMichaela Joffe @joffeorama.bsky.social · 30/09/2026not sure why I made this but now you have to see it 10895393637
Reposted by hattieJohn Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 30/09/2026The existence of AI Slop, implies the existence of AI Slip and AI Slap 24113
Reposted by hattieMaeca Art COMMISSIONS OPEN @maecaart.bsky.social · 29/09/2026Metroid Ravenous 43268949
Reposted by hattiepuddinglovelyy.bsky.social @puddinglovelyy.bsky.social · 16/09/2026shiny hisuian zoroak!! #pokemon 2824258
Reposted by hattieHannah Vardit @hannahvardit.bsky.social · 29/09/2026i worry that men think being A Good Guy is dramatically and heroically intervening on behalf of an endangered woman and then being publicly rewarded on a grand scale when actually being A Good Guy is just usually saying, “hey man that’s not funny” or “wow that’s fucked up” and there is no reward 10134753782
Reposted by hattiesasha @2damntrans.bsky.social · 26/09/2026Astonishing really how ADHD-denialism so closely matches early trans-denialism (say, a decade ago, before it went mask-off eliminationist), to the point that it includes the exact same personalities, again vomiting their know-nothing opinions all over the place. 302154661
Reposted by hattieLine @linesonwhite.bsky.social · 28/09/2026Something deep inside me told me I should draw Donkey Kong today. 4327581120
Reposted by hattieKeith Stack-o'-lantern @keithstack.com · 26/09/2026(scrolling through friend list on 3DS) deadname deadname deadname they’re a chud now deadname 6618130
Reposted by hattieImran Khan @imrankhan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026I have read the full quote but the headline makes it sound like he's going "You think kids are stupid as shit? I don't even know where I /live/." And then you see the full quote and it turns out, yeah, that's basically what he's saying. 72140585
Reposted by hattieIris/アイリス 🏳️⚧️ @irisdescentbird.bsky.social · 25/09/2026funniest rom hack reasoning of all time 46100723654
Reposted by hattieRITSUKAXAN @ritsukaxan.bsky.social · 24/09/2026Did you know... Final Fantasy was named that way because it was supposed to be the very last video game ever released? Just a few months later, a meteor was going to destroy the Earth... but a blonde guy with a bunch of eco-terrorists saved us all subscrive for more game curiosities 1134560
Reposted by hattieGhoulumunkus @gulumunkus.bsky.social · 24/09/2026discord casually admitting they know that nobody wanted the age verification implemented and trying to be funny about it is seriously something that the pr team should reflect on and really study when they lose a lot of nitro subs in this next week 9854631793
Reposted by hattiemini‼️ @ministarfruit.itch.io · 24/09/2026dual destinies playable on meta VR. we live in the funniest timeline I fear 322995
Reposted by hattieThe Chaser @chaser.com.au · 24/09/2026The moment the robot started interacting with myGov systems, it understood the human feeling almost too well. chaser.com.au/general-news... 321674
Reposted by hattieJohn Delmenico @thebigjohnnyd.bsky.social · 24/09/2026nice to see prime minister is putting his foot down and making it clear that if you hack the Australian government, he will say it is ‘concerning’ then roll over and continue with his plans to change the law so you can steal from Aussie artists 518982
Reposted by hattie🌸 ⋆° ★ Skye ☽☾ ★。⋆🌸 @shlubby.bsky.social · 23/09/2026Was in the mood to draw Callie 🦑 #artofthecosmos 15924283
Reposted by hattieSupper Mario Broth @mariobrothblog.bsky.social · 16/09/2026Of course! All artwork I post is drawn by me if no source is given at the bottom. In particular, all artwork involving my carrot avatar (and his best/only friend, the Wallop) made to promote streams is drawn by me! Below is my favorite, for Donkey Kong Bananza. Thank you very much for your inquiry! 212230