Reposted by @haseagogo.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 22/06/2026Thing Person Saying Seems To Call For Sad Face 171522141
Reposted by @haseagogo.bsky.socialpiecesofeight mashups @piecesofeight.bsky.social · 06/03/2026Today I Will Look The Burrito Man In The Eye and other stories of manifesting success 112115642118
Reposted by @haseagogo.bsky.socialKen Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 01/03/2026thank you Mr President sir 55199593
Reposted by @haseagogo.bsky.socialThoughtbarf @thoughtbarf.bsky.social · 12/02/2026"You look happier" "Thanks. I just ate." 1565484
Reposted by @haseagogo.bsky.socialRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 11/02/2026Bring back telling us what country the Olympic judges are from, revealing that an athlete’s lowest score came from the judge from their country’s biggest geopolitical rivals 1343542
Reposted by @haseagogo.bsky.socialMike Golic Jr @mikegolicjr.bsky.social · 26/01/2026taunting should be allowed, that’s such a lame game changing penalty 3169278
Reposted by @haseagogo.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 26/01/2026Man Struggling To Pierce Orange Peel With Fingernail Under Impression He Could Kill If He Had To theonion.com/man-struggling-to-pier… 232472275
Reposted by @haseagogo.bsky.socialKaroline @karoline.bsky.social · 29/11/2025"All of this falls apart if humans don't adopt the tech. This is why you've seen Meta cram its lame chatbots into WhatsApp and Instagram. This is why Notepad and Paint now have useless Copilot buttons on Windows. This is why Google Gemini wants to "help you" read and reply to your emails."windowscentral.comAnalysis: OpenAI is a loss-making machine, how can it survive?Don't call it a bubble! Loss-making monster OpenAI is on the hook for $1.4 trillion (with a T) in compute commitments. How can this go on? 29663042259
Reposted by @haseagogo.bsky.socialBetter Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 03/01/2026Zohran is already making Regular People's lives harder... 309048902
Reposted by @haseagogo.bsky.socialBULLY🐮✨ @bullypop.bsky.social · 01/01/2026My body is CRAVING a burger at 9AM on New Years Day 😮💨 5041510
Reposted by @haseagogo.bsky.socialSam Adams @samadams.bsky.social · 14/12/202513 years ago today. 17126652942
Reposted by @haseagogo.bsky.socialMina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 09/12/2025I'll add that as someone who not that long ago spent many frantic nights looking for information on sleep training, feeding, etc etc--by far the most valuable internet resource was reddit, the only place with human advice. Everything else is basically useless at this point. 973469315
Reposted by @haseagogo.bsky.socialKen Tremendous @kentremendous.bsky.social · 09/12/2025This entire grift relies on convincing people that they don't know how to do the things they have always known how to do, and ironically, if it works, we will, in a very short amount of time, forget how to do all the things we have always known how to do. 429116863211
Reposted by @haseagogo.bsky.socialDebjit Dutta @debjitduttaart.bsky.social · 28/11/2025What a great headline 2924036811157
Reposted by @haseagogo.bsky.socialFreezer @freezer.bsky.social · 20/11/2025Every Pokemon game made after Crystal was "the bad one" actually and it's something I have to remind myself as I see people younger than me say Pokemon games weren't disliked until the Switch. 5465648
Reposted by @haseagogo.bsky.socialderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 18/08/2025Sometimes I see people like 20 tweets deep into an argument with Grok. Like, what are you doing brother? You are trying to win an argument with a vending machine. 178127741884
Reposted by @haseagogo.bsky.socialIlliterate Autodidact 🇵🇸🙂👍🇮🇱☹👎 @cigaretteliker.bsky.social · 12/10/2025 2451491760
Reposted by @haseagogo.bsky.socialAlt National Park Service @altnps.bsky.social · 27/09/2025Elon says it’s false he never went to Epstein Island. Lmao 🍿 1502495286
Reposted by @haseagogo.bsky.socialderek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 27/09/2025not true 220194722990
Reposted by @haseagogo.bsky.socialKen Jennings @kenjennings.bsky.social · 25/09/2025Speaking officially as the host of Jeopardy!, Cal Raleigh is the correct MVP vote. 692430391
Reposted by @haseagogo.bsky.social🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 05/09/2025Everything I see from Pritzker makes me think “this guy seems like what we need” which is why I’m totally unsurprised that most libs are excited for Gavin Newsom 1431368148
Reposted by @haseagogo.bsky.socialMina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 03/09/2025The contrast with what Pritzker is saying 21334
Reposted by @haseagogo.bsky.socialGregg Rosenthal @greggrosenthal.bsky.social · 31/08/2025one of my favorite days every grand slam: the day Zverev goes out 1017515
Reposted by @haseagogo.bsky.socialrax ‘levon honkers’ king @raxkingisdead.bsky.social · 22/07/2025i believe that at 18 every american should be entered into a draft, not for military service, but for one year of mandatory retail or restaurant work 622121771572
Reposted by @haseagogo.bsky.socialChris Kluwe @chriswarcraft.bsky.social · 23/06/2025A federal officer cannot be “doxxed.” The public has a right to know who is operating in our government, especially if they have the power to imprison someone. 678198814954
Reposted by @haseagogo.bsky.socialRyan Boyd @ryanboyd.bsky.social · 18/06/2025Solving the male loneliness epidemic by calling every other guy Big Dog 2633
Reposted by @haseagogo.bsky.socialMitch Dyer @mitchyd.bsky.social · 17/06/2025Nobody does a newsletter like @mikedrucker.bsky.social I swear to god 171338277
Reposted by @haseagogo.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 30/05/2025Restaurant Turns Out To Be Spanish, Not Mexican theonion.com/restaur... 583389225
Reposted by @haseagogo.bsky.socialDenny Carter @dennycarter.bsky.social · 27/05/2025Now this is what a Left Rogan would sound like 241253222
Reposted by @haseagogo.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 22/05/2025Trip To Asia Gives Man New Understanding Of How Soup Can Be Breakfast theonion.com/trip-to... 573420238
Reposted by @haseagogo.bsky.socialKristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 20/05/2025These people are too stupid to realize liberal Joe Rogan can’t exist because liberalism doesn’t inspire anyone anymore and the person who could breakthrough to young men would be far too left leaning and vulgar to ever gain a democratic mega-donor’s approval 41859121
Reposted by @haseagogo.bsky.sociallauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 14/05/2025i dunno man "dems need to move to the center on cultural issues" has always just seen to me like a way to make sure there's no air to talk about other possible moves like shifting the party from the right back toward the center on issues like campaign finance reform 231205108
Reposted by @haseagogo.bsky.socialNorm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 30/04/2025Lucky for Trump, retailers don’t want to list the tariffs as a separate charge because when they’re repealed, the price can just stay up. 117125
Reposted by @haseagogo.bsky.socialjamelle @jamellebouie.net · 30/04/2025yeah i am pretty much on the side of primary everyone 1115286175164
Reposted by @haseagogo.bsky.socialBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 29/04/2025Dear god let this man cook. 10968172917339
Reposted by @haseagogo.bsky.social🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 18/04/2025There is a statue of a guy taking a piss with his pants around his ankles and I wish I could afford to own it 92168
Reposted by @haseagogo.bsky.socialMina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 09/04/2025In retrospect the MASTERFUL GAMBIT SIR joke was probably the most trenchant piece of political analysis of the last five years 415820575
Reposted by @haseagogo.bsky.socialBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 02/04/2025Maybe everyone can see it now, but the world's richest people have tanked it all to restock assets and get liquid after years of illegally playing with funny money. They used "the wokeness" as a cudgel and it worked. The next Disney princess WILL be white, as we all eat beans under the highway. 532301976233
Reposted by @haseagogo.bsky.socialCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 30/03/2025Ohtani is so awesome he's like a folk hero just a big giant man that hits dingers throws 100mph fastballs and talks to dogs 221393117
Reposted by @haseagogo.bsky.socialGaius (from Tribunate) @gaius.bsky.social · 26/03/2025Becoming a “thank you for your service” guy for a car dealership is the logical endpoint of American conservatism 305232863831
Reposted by @haseagogo.bsky.socialParis Marx @parismarx.com · 24/03/2025Remember when we were all gaslit the first time they bombed a hospital? Now they’re at it all the time and there’s silence from many of our governments. 101484599
Reposted by @haseagogo.bsky.socialCeej @ceejoyner.bsky.social · 30/01/2025[putting flowers on a grave] I know you were allergic to these you piece of shit 561468
Reposted by @haseagogo.bsky.socialJeff "Spooky" Crypt-sko @jeffkrisko.bsky.social · 19/03/2025Let me help you clean up that headline, @fortune.com 48613
Reposted by @haseagogo.bsky.socialMina Kimes @minakimes.bsky.social · 17/03/2025Search is useless now, example 294728742… Trying to research whether I should put in wood chips for a kids playground and 6 of the first 7 results are companies trying to sell stuff. The first two hits are anti-wood chips…but they’re both from a turf maker. 193177070
Reposted by @haseagogo.bsky.socialEd BooOOooOOmila @edburmila.bsky.social · 06/03/2025The reason I do not fall for scams as an adult is because I was innoculated with a weak strain of scam as a child. 551489223
Reposted by @haseagogo.bsky.socialBUM CHILLUPS AKA SPENCER HALL AKA PRESIDENT FOOTBALL @edsbs.bsky.social · 06/03/2025Cam Ward is basically the haute cuisine chef who got started at Waffle House, he's cooked in every kind of kitchen and had every type of possible co-worker, the dude's adaptability is insane 1124115
Reposted by @haseagogo.bsky.socialJake Grumbach @jakemgrumbach.bsky.social · 03/03/2025[guy who owns a ton of Pokémon cards]: the United States needs a federal Pokémon card reserve 151783287
![On September 6, 2024, Laura Loomer posts a video, where she eats dog food. She writes on Twitter: "I just ate dog food. It's human grade. Which means you and your dog can share a taste, nutrient dense treat together. Order yours today at [link]"
I post a screenshot of this tweet and write: "i setup a fake dog food company last month, bought purina at the pet store, and paid laura loomer $100 for this post."](https://cdn.bsky.app/img/feed_thumbnail/plain/did:plc:ks3gpa6ftoyaq7hmf6c4qx4c/bafkreihsmjuml7n6odhpqrf553ysc6v7k23lrbxcwlgoylnxalahojrmgy)
