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Will Bunch @willbunch.bsky.social · 1h
I was having a really blah day but watching the Dodgers implode is everything
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harold @haroldlanham.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
I’m sure we’ll get one in the next decade
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Hell Gate *subscribe today!* @hellgatenyc.com · 05/10/2026
Rodneyse Bichotte Hermelyn and the outgoing leadership of the Brooklyn Democrats have been summoned to court to face contempt charges after holding a Zoom meeting at 10 p.m. last night to select new leadership, in direct defiance of a judicial order. hellgatenyc.com/zombie-brook...
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harold @haroldlanham.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Real
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Are people who don’t listen to modern pop country better than people who do listen to modern pop country? Yes, obviously.
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Sorrowscopes @sorrowscopes.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Capricorn: All you need to do now is criticize someone for the way they dress and your transformation into becoming your mother will finally be complete.
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Christopher Hale @christopherjhale.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
“Jesus doesn’t hear the prayers of those who wage war.” — Pope Leo XIV
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harold @haroldlanham.bsky.social · 15/09/2026
I am starting to hate this team
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claudia 🕸️ @claudiiiii.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
brunson next
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iainham iainspook @iain.coys.social · 26/08/2026
Well well well, if it isn’t the consequences of my posts
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harold @haroldlanham.bsky.social · 22/08/2026
It’s only one game but this is such a bummer
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Better Things Are Possible @internethippo.bsky.social · 27/02/2026
(with barely contained rage) I'm going to have a nice weekend
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 28/07/2026
as a society we are well past due in establishing No Content Zones where making shit for tiktok is explicitly forbidden
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Molly Morrison @mollyhannahm.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
no era in sports history even comes close. the process is truly the gift that keeps on giving
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Jeff Mac @jeffmacishere.bsky.social · 19/07/2026
(guy pointing at the first toaster) is this a bread witch
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Hamilton Nolan @hamiltonnolan.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Dude this would be fuckin awesome no matter what happened
nytimes.com
Mamdani Says He May Still Order Netanyahu’s Arrest
Mayor Zohran Mamdani said in an interview with The New York Times that he was in “an active conversation” with New York City’s Law Department on whether he had the authority to arrest the Israeli lead...
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Michael @fleerultra.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
i don't think it's good to be friendly with fascists. i think it speaks poorly of the character of every dem senator trotting out this trite bullshit. graham defended the ICE agent who murdered your fellow citizen on camera. graham was subhuman garbage, and the world is better off with him dead.
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harold @haroldlanham.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Let Djed take it
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Stephen @tgk.bsky.social · 13/01/2026
Today is a great reminder that we can never be too ready.
A chart outlining the RIP BOZO Readiness Condition (RIPCON), which is a riff off of DEFCON. There are 5 levels, with 5 being lowest and 1 being the highest. The chart details descriptions of these levels, examples and actions to take in the event something occurs.
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
WAR DAD STRIKES
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Olúfẹ́mi O. Táíwò @olufemiotaiwo.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
fun fact: Balogun in Yoruba basically means "general" or "commander" but most literally translates to "war dad"
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molly conger @socialistdogmom.bsky.social · 26/06/2026
what if they fought back against republicans instead
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harold @haroldlanham.bsky.social · 16/06/2026
For a couple of seconds at least
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CJ Fogler @cjzero.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
courtside KNicks fan with head in hands, a blurry Stephon Castle in the foreground
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Sen. Pumpkin Gogurt @ugarles.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
yeah because the players wouldn't be able to hear the plays in the huddle over the cheering
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 09/06/2026
Spurs getting booed harder than trump. Failed fanbase of a misbegotten and sad city
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The “check engine” light on your dashboard @aklingus.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
I only recognize one New Yorker, and that’s Rickey Henderson
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Matt Gabriele @profgabriele.com · 06/06/2026
There are an infinity number of actual historians Obama could’ve done this with instead
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Rodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
I knew the Sixers would win bc Joel Embiid's statline played the song
Joel Embiid scoring by quarter
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76ers
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Freezing Cold Takes @oldtakesexposed.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
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Mike @85mf.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
Kevin Long realizes he’s safe, laughs to himself, then tells Bryson Stott to try holding the bat upside down
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harold @haroldlanham.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
Tottenham may never lose again
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harold @haroldlanham.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
It’s ok. In a month they’ll admit that they made a mistake
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harold @haroldlanham.bsky.social · 25/04/2026
How is that not a red
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harold @haroldlanham.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Should’ve been a red ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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harold @haroldlanham.bsky.social · 18/04/2026
Choosing to believe that the Phillies have died for the Sixers to win it all
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lindsey adler @lindseyadler.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
good morning @zohrankmamdani.bsky.social
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Matt Kim @lawoftd.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
We’re entering manga plot levels of crazy in this world.
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Mr Targeted Harassment @jarjarfan69.bsky.social · 04/04/2026
🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 it 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯 🕯
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Matt Gelb @mattgelb.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
Cris Sánchez is the first Phillies pitcher with 10 strikeouts on Opening Day since Curt Schilling in 1997. A dominant six innings.
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lindsey adler @lindseyadler.bsky.social · 14/03/2026
it's deeply embarrassing that team usa is treating the wbc like a military operation while every other team is just having a lot of fun
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Pardeep Cattry @pcattry.bsky.social · 11/03/2026
there’s a lot of blame to go around at Tottenham Hotspur but friends, allow me to point you towards the real villain of the story: sporting director Johan Lange www.cbssports.com/soccer/news/...
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Tottenham Hotspur's embarrassing collapse at Atletico Madrid is a mess of Johan Lange's making
Johan Lange is the architect of Spurs' most uninspiring team in decades, and it's time to hit the reset button
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harold @haroldlanham.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
Imagine if he just went away
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Julianne McShane @juliannemcshane.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
NOEM TAKING QUESTIONS - DOES NOT APPEAR TO KNOW SHE WAS FIRED
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🔪🔪🔪bryan 🔪 🔪 🔪 @murderxbryan.bsky.social · 28/02/2026
Not a single one of these psychos cares even a little bit about the people being bombed. I hate them all
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harold @haroldlanham.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
If it happens when he’s in office it may be the biggest party ever
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Cake or Death @johngcole.bsky.social · 11/02/2026
NBC News broke into the Olympics coverage and I saw BREAKING NEWS across the screen and I yelled "OMG HE'S DEAD" and it is just about Nancy Guthrie I am so fucking crushed
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harold @haroldlanham.bsky.social · 31/01/2026
Sometimes you go to Starlight and it’s ok and other times…
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harold @haroldlanham.bsky.social · 28/01/2026
I need my handsome London boys to score a goal
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