Reposted by Harmless LiamThe Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2025Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall 402144073424
Reposted by Harmless LiamKarly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 12/06/2025I don’t know how else to explain this…if you’re cheering for someone else’s rights to be taken away, you’re cheering for your own to disappear too. This isn’t cake. You don’t get more by refusing to share. Either everyone has rights, or no one really does. Thats it. It’s simple. 371964550
Reposted by Harmless Liammike☺︎ (scary joe armstrong) @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 05/03/2025Due to inflation the fresh hell will be replaced with imitation hell 811639
Reposted by Harmless LiamThe Onion @theonion.com · 05/03/2025The Onion Magazine: Acts Of Profound And Unspeakable Evil Get A Bad Rap: Do They Really Deserve It? 485015571
Reposted by Harmless LiamNPR @npr.org · 28/02/2025The People's Union USA, a grassroots group, is calling on Americans to join a national boycott by not shopping for 24 hours on Friday.npr.orgA movement is calling for an 'economic blackout' on Friday. Here's what to knowThe People's Union USA, a grassroots group, is calling on Americans to join a national boycott by not shopping for 24 hours on Friday. 10583726411557
Harmless Liam @harmlessdanger.com · 28/02/2025Trying not to use FAANG services while browsing the internet feels quite a bit like playing dodgeball on a cobblestone street while trying not to step on any cracks. 000
Harmless Liam @harmlessdanger.com · 28/02/2025OK, so, I'm TECHNICALLY using Google Takeout today, which is a google service. But I'm using it to replace Google Photos with Ente Photos. De-googling my life seems in line with a boycott, right? 010
Reposted by Harmless LiamWoodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 24/02/2025Bully: Defend yourself Me: I'm idealistic and prone to whimsy but still need to function in the real world? 06115
Reposted by Harmless Liambobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 23/02/2025don’t know who needs to hear this but empathy doesn’t require eagerness. you don’t have to be excited about helping other people, you do it because it’s right and because the alternatives are worse 172150473
Reposted by Harmless LiamChristopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 22/02/2025Fun fact: As Republicans prepare to cut the entire budget of Medicaid, millions will lose health care, but also 5.6 million live in custodial care or have assisted living paid by Medicaid. 5.6 million with no $ & no one to care for them. That's not cost cutting, that's genocide. 1117658
Harmless Liam @harmlessdanger.com · 21/02/2025Reddit is currently down for me too, in case nobody asked me. 060
Harmless Liam @harmlessdanger.com · 06/02/2025The fact that so many people in the world feel angry and sad makes me feel angry. And sad. 020
Harmless Liam @harmlessdanger.com · 06/02/2025The dude said Rohypnol would help me get laid, but it just makes me sleepy and forgetful. 010
Harmless Liam @harmlessdanger.com · 06/02/2025Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager managing an imaginary menagerie. 010
Harmless Liam @harmlessdanger.com · 06/02/2025One time, a man who cuts open scrotums for a living told me he thought circus life must be really interesting. 020
Harmless Liam @harmlessdanger.com · 06/02/2025Its more important to be kind than to be right, as long as those idiots KNOW you're right. 010
Harmless Liam @harmlessdanger.com · 06/02/2025At what point during pregnancy do you believe life begins? Also, favorite omelet recipe? 010
Reposted by Harmless Liamgodlessbitch.bsky.social @godlessbitch.bsky.social · 26/01/2025Grow up 13483331302
Harmless Liam @harmlessdanger.com · 25/01/2025Seventeen seventy-six? Is that a reboot of 13 going on 30? 000
Reposted by Harmless LiamThe Onion @theonion.com · 23/01/2025Elon Musk airlifted to the hospital with severe burns after attempting to impregnate a toasteryoutube.comElon Musk airlifted to the hospital with severe burns after attempting to impregnate a toasterYouTube video by The Onion 29399301028
Reposted by Harmless LiamAlejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 21/01/2025Nazis: "that's a nazi salute" Historians: "that's a nazi salute" Average person: "that's a nazi salute" The Media: "Elon Musk makes odd gesture throwing his heart to the crowd." 7984856512512
Reposted by Harmless LiamIt's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 19/01/2025Me: I know pantyhose are a little dated but I love how they even out my skin tone Teller: So is this not a robbery? Me: No, it is 435213787
Reposted by Harmless LiamDavid Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social · 19/01/2025Just making sure that everyone is aware of this crab that NOAA scientists found 2073615488893
Harmless Liam @harmlessdanger.com · 16/01/2025After years of pressure from everyone I know, I've decided to download and join TikTok. Probably this weekend. Any advice for someone in the US who's just getting started? 120
Harmless Liam @harmlessdanger.com · 15/01/2025I refinanced my auto loan to a much lower interest rate, and I've been GLOWING all day long. Truly, I have never felt more like a 42 year old adult than right now. What a silly thing to be happy about. 020
Harmless Liam @harmlessdanger.com · 13/01/2025Ten plugs in this Dealership Service Lounge, and none of them are USB-C. 020
Reposted by Harmless LiamGod @thegodshow.com · 12/01/2025I love purple and blue colored hair because it’s a strong likelihood that person is not a fascist simp who sucks farts from billionaire buttholes. 1945912530
Reposted by Harmless LiamFickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 08/01/2025Look, I make myself laugh and that's all that matters. Arresting Officer: No. 3382115
Harmless Liam @harmlessdanger.com · 31/12/2024Today is a day, and tomorrow will be another day. The earth orbits the sun in a circle, and a circle has no beginning or end. Everything is cycles, and our arbitrary methods of quantifying those cycles means absolutely nothing to a vast, indifferent universe. Happy New Year, I guess! 010
Reposted by Harmless LiamStone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 22/12/2024I can always tell when the dinosaurs are fake in movies 2315887485
Reposted by Harmless LiamMarc @runoldman.bsky.social · 17/12/2024You know how a dog tilts his head and looks confused when he hears a strange sound? Yeah, that's how I feel when some people are talking. 14439120
Reposted by Harmless LiamBluesky T. Vibes @vibesbummer.bsky.social · 11/12/2024Not doing good, but in a good place about it. 0298
Harmless Liam @harmlessdanger.com · 20/12/2024I don't eat natural food. Do you have any idea how many people die every year from natural causes? 010
Reposted by Harmless LiamThe Onion @theonion.com · 16/12/2024‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens theonion.com/no-way-to-pr... 606333868304
Reposted by Harmless LiamCoach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 15/12/2024Told the fellas at the hunting store I wanted to buy a duck call so I could shoot some ducks but the truth is I just want some ducks to come over and hang out 833172
Reposted by Harmless Liamdonni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 14/12/2024You can lead a horse to water, but it will not be super impressed. Horses know about water 161620286
Harmless Liam @harmlessdanger.com · 16/12/2024Had gutters installed on the house. Now I'm standing in the rain watching water come out of the downspout. Why is redirecting water so satisfying?! I get it now, Nestle. 010
Reposted by Harmless LiamGod @thegodshow.com · 14/12/2024Thou shalt not allow polio to come back you stupid fucks. 280145052568
Harmless Liam @harmlessdanger.com · 13/12/2024I thought the War of the Rohirrim was a stunning cinematic experience, epic and beautiful. 000
Reposted by Harmless LiamHank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 10/12/2024Sometimes I think, "Compared to geological time, living things exist for only little blinks," but other times I think, "actually, life is one continuous chemical chain that first formed billions of years ago and every mountain range that existed back then has long since crumbled away to dust." 2377698472
Reposted by Harmless LiamJerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 11/12/2024it's always morally correct to have tomato soup and a grilled cheese 793222891787
Harmless Liam @harmlessdanger.com · 08/12/2024I made friends with a shark! At least, I think we're friends, anyway. He said I was his chum 020
Harmless Liam @harmlessdanger.com · 06/12/2024Let's all collectively note where the economy is right now, for future comparative purposes. 000