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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/09/2025

Returning Jesus Christ Downed By U.S. Missile Defense 30,000 Feet Before Making Landfall

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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 12/06/2025

I don’t know how else to explain this…if you’re cheering for someone else’s rights to be taken away, you’re cheering for your own to disappear too. This isn’t cake. You don’t get more by refusing to share. Either everyone has rights, or no one really does. Thats it. It’s simple.

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mike☺︎ (scary joe armstrong) @m1keonl1ne.bsky.social · 05/03/2025

Due to inflation the fresh hell will be replaced with imitation hell

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The Onion @theonion.com · 05/03/2025

The Onion Magazine: Acts Of Profound And Unspeakable Evil Get A Bad Rap: Do They Really Deserve It?

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Harmless Liam @harmlessdanger.com · 28/02/2025

Trying not to use FAANG services while browsing the internet feels quite a bit like playing dodgeball on a cobblestone street while trying not to step on any cracks.

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Harmless Liam @harmlessdanger.com · 28/02/2025

OK, so, I'm TECHNICALLY using Google Takeout today, which is a google service. But I'm using it to replace Google Photos with Ente Photos. De-googling my life seems in line with a boycott, right?

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Woodrow Peel 🆗🆒 @woodyluvscoffee.bsky.social · 24/02/2025

Bully: Defend yourself Me: I'm idealistic and prone to whimsy but still need to function in the real world?

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bobby @bobbylewis.bsky.social · 23/02/2025

don’t know who needs to hear this but empathy doesn’t require eagerness. you don’t have to be excited about helping other people, you do it because it’s right and because the alternatives are worse

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Christopher Moore @theauthorguy.bsky.social · 22/02/2025

Fun fact: As Republicans prepare to cut the entire budget of Medicaid, millions will lose health care, but also 5.6 million live in custodial care or have assisted living paid by Medicaid. 5.6 million with no $ & no one to care for them. That's not cost cutting, that's genocide.

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Harmless Liam @harmlessdanger.com · 21/02/2025

Reddit is currently down for me too, in case nobody asked me.

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Harmless Liam @harmlessdanger.com · 06/02/2025

The fact that so many people in the world feel angry and sad makes me feel angry. And sad.

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Harmless Liam @harmlessdanger.com · 06/02/2025

The dude said Rohypnol would help me get laid, but it just makes me sleepy and forgetful.

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Harmless Liam @harmlessdanger.com · 06/02/2025

Imagine an imaginary menagerie manager managing an imaginary menagerie.

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Harmless Liam @harmlessdanger.com · 06/02/2025

One time, a man who cuts open scrotums for a living told me he thought circus life must be really interesting.

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Harmless Liam @harmlessdanger.com · 06/02/2025

Its more important to be kind than to be right, as long as those idiots KNOW you're right.

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Harmless Liam @harmlessdanger.com · 06/02/2025

What I lack in youth I make up for in immaturity.

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Harmless Liam @harmlessdanger.com · 06/02/2025

At what point during pregnancy do you believe life begins? Also, favorite omelet recipe?

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The Onion @theonion.com · 23/01/2025

Elon Musk airlifted to the hospital with severe burns after attempting to impregnate a toaster

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Elon Musk airlifted to the hospital with severe burns after attempting to impregnate a toaster

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Alejandra Caraballo @esqueer.net · 21/01/2025

Nazis: "that's a nazi salute" Historians: "that's a nazi salute" Average person: "that's a nazi salute" The Media: "Elon Musk makes odd gesture throwing his heart to the crowd."

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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

Me: I know pantyhose are a little dated but I love how they even out my skin tone Teller: So is this not a robbery? Me: No, it is

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David Shiffman, Ph.D. 🦈 @whysharksmatter.bsky.social · 19/01/2025

Just making sure that everyone is aware of this crab that NOAA scientists found

Photo of a small crab from NOAA’s social media. It’s covered in spikes

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Harmless Liam @harmlessdanger.com · 16/01/2025

After years of pressure from everyone I know, I've decided to download and join TikTok. Probably this weekend. Any advice for someone in the US who's just getting started?

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Harmless Liam @harmlessdanger.com · 15/01/2025

I refinanced my auto loan to a much lower interest rate, and I've been GLOWING all day long. Truly, I have never felt more like a 42 year old adult than right now. What a silly thing to be happy about.

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Harmless Liam @harmlessdanger.com · 13/01/2025

Ten plugs in this Dealership Service Lounge, and none of them are USB-C.

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God @thegodshow.com · 12/01/2025

I love purple and blue colored hair because it’s a strong likelihood that person is not a fascist simp who sucks farts from billionaire buttholes.

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Harmless Liam @harmlessdanger.com · 10/01/2025

Beautiful snow in the Ozark mountains.

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Fickle Filly @ficklefilly.bsky.social · 08/01/2025

Look, I make myself laugh and that's all that matters. Arresting Officer: No.

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Harmless Liam @harmlessdanger.com · 31/12/2024

Today is a day, and tomorrow will be another day. The earth orbits the sun in a circle, and a circle has no beginning or end. Everything is cycles, and our arbitrary methods of quantifying those cycles means absolutely nothing to a vast, indifferent universe. Happy New Year, I guess!

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Stone Cold Jane Austen @abbyhiggs.bsky.social · 22/12/2024

I can always tell when the dinosaurs are fake in movies

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Marc @runoldman.bsky.social · 17/12/2024

You know how a dog tilts his head and looks confused when he hears a strange sound? Yeah, that's how I feel when some people are talking.

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Bluesky T. Vibes @vibesbummer.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

Not doing good, but in a good place about it.

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Harmless Liam @harmlessdanger.com · 20/12/2024

I don't eat natural food. Do you have any idea how many people die every year from natural causes?

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The Onion @theonion.com · 16/12/2024

‘No Way To Prevent This,’ Says Only Nation Where This Regularly Happens theonion.com/no-way-to-pr...

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Coach Rusty @coachrusty.bsky.social · 15/12/2024

Told the fellas at the hunting store I wanted to buy a duck call so I could shoot some ducks but the truth is I just want some ducks to come over and hang out

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donni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 14/12/2024

You can lead a horse to water, but it will not be super impressed. Horses know about water

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Harmless Liam @harmlessdanger.com · 16/12/2024

Had gutters installed on the house. Now I'm standing in the rain watching water come out of the downspout. Why is redirecting water so satisfying?! I get it now, Nestle.

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God @thegodshow.com · 14/12/2024

Thou shalt not allow polio to come back you stupid fucks.

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Harmless Liam @harmlessdanger.com · 13/12/2024

I thought the War of the Rohirrim was a stunning cinematic experience, epic and beautiful.

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Hank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 10/12/2024

Sometimes I think, "Compared to geological time, living things exist for only little blinks," but other times I think, "actually, life is one continuous chemical chain that first formed billions of years ago and every mountain range that existed back then has long since crumbled away to dust."

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Jerry Chen @jcsalterego.bsky.social · 11/12/2024

it's always morally correct to have tomato soup and a grilled cheese

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Harmless Liam @harmlessdanger.com · 08/12/2024

I made friends with a shark! At least, I think we're friends, anyway. He said I was his chum

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Harmless Liam @harmlessdanger.com · 06/12/2024

Misinformation is never behind a paywall.

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Harmless Liam @harmlessdanger.com · 06/12/2024

Let's all collectively note where the economy is right now, for future comparative purposes.

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Harmless Liam @harmlessdanger.com · 05/12/2024

Accidentally ruined the cookie packaging, so I dumped them in an empty chip bag to keep them fresh. Behold! If you have any snack emergencies, I'm happy to lend my expertise.

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