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Hands Red Like Elmo

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I like Coldplay, Stranger Things, Pragmatic Progressive Democrats, and the Minnesota Vikings

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Solomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 23/09/2026
I’ve never seen anyone eat at chicken from the BYKE
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Molly Redden @mtredden.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Exclusive: In late 2024, FBI agents were looking at Sen. Susan Collins’ role in a massive illegal bribery scheme alleged by a former federal contractor. Then Trump gutted the FBI and DOJ, leaving no one to carry on the investigation – it’s dead. 🧵
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Dan Shafer @danshafer.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
Republicans' entire campaign against David Crowley is just this, over and over.
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WisDems @wisdems.org · 17/09/2026
MAGA extremist Congressman Tom Tiffany thinks he can lie to your face and get away with it. 🧾🧾🧾
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TMJ4 News @tmj4.com · 27/08/2026
Green Bay Packers running back Josh Jacobs has been formally charged with two misdemeanors connected to his arrest in May. Read more: www.tmj4.com/news/local-news/packer… 
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Dan of the Year @downwithdan.bsky.social · 13/08/2026
Every clip of Mike Lindell looks like something they'd play on the news after he went on a killing spree
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Decision Desk HQ @decisiondeskhq.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
Decision Desk HQ projects David Crowley wins the WI Governor Democratic Primary #DecisionMade: 2:20 AM EDT
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biftechnoir @kenmegalopsuxos.bsky.social · 12/08/2026
This bit just now with Kornacki getting word Wisconsin election officials fucked up was pure cinema.
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Yael Schacher @yaelschacher.bsky.social · 09/08/2026
So many immigrants I've interviewed break down about this. "Monsanto Maler was one of several Haitian immigrants who traveled from Springfield for a check in...after an ankle monitor was attached to him, Maler was seen collapsing to the ground and crying." www.springfieldnewssun.com/local/hundre...
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Hundreds rally at site were Haitians required to check-in, get monitors after end of TPS
Hundreds of people gathered outside a federal immigration office Sunday morning to show support for Haitian immigrants from Springfield who were called to report for immigration check-ins.
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Ben Goggin @bengoggin.bsky.social · 22/07/2026
NEW: Wisconsin Dem primary candidate for governor David Crowley maintained an old burner account on Twitter called ‘Dirt McGirk,' filled with incendiary posts about women, race, and derogatory LGBTQ references. www.nbcnews.com/politics/202...
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Wisconsin Democratic candidate David Crowley disavows his old crude and caustic ‘Dirt McGirk’ Twitter account
Crowley contends others also had access to the Twitter burner account and says he did not post incendiary messages about women and race, as well as derogatory LGBTQ references.
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Readful Things @readfulthings.com · 21/07/2026
Here's my new piece from The Onion's Infowars
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Patrick Cosmos @veryimportant.lawyer · 16/07/2026
every time trump is president you gotta wash your groceries
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Fred Guttenberg @fredguttenberg.bsky.social · 11/07/2026
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barskin™ @barskin.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
Wait...Tim Heidecker of InfoWars may think Alex Jones exploded, but another listener suspects that he's Bozo, and he might be on to something!!
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
Tune in LIVE to be throttled by the truth. Stream wherever you want to be perceived.
Tim Heidecker looking serious with a tune in for InfoWars, tonight (7/2) at 8pm ET at @RealInfowars on YouTube
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
It is the dawn of a new era. Hear our battle anthem. Welcome to the new InfoWars.
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Wisconsin State Journal @madison.com · 02/07/2026
The laundromats’ owners said one of the people detained was bloodied after he was slammed to the floor.
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Pair of Madison laundromats raided by ICE
The laundromats’ owners said one of the people detained was bloodied after he was slammed to the floor.
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gwen howerton @kissphoria.bsky.social · 02/07/2026
this video from the bbc about texas bbq is frying me
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Randi Weingarten 🖇️📚✊🇺🇸 @rweingarten.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
The chaos and violence ICE brought to Minnesota is leaving lasting trauma on kids. Educators and school staff are going above and beyond to help students heal and get back to learning. www.latimes.com/world-nation...
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The Minneapolis immigration crackdown ended months ago. For children, trauma remains
Social workers help children at Valley View Elementary outside Minneapolis cope with trauma from the immigration crackdown.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 09/06/2026
Incredible line from a grand juror in the Broadview 6 case, who had just asked the prosecutors why they get "unlimited tries" to indict people they don't want to indict: "I heard this case like last week and I thought it was a crock of shit then and I still think it is."
MS. MECKLENBURG: Okay. I'm feeling the 09:29:526 skepticism already. Are you going to be able to7 listen with an open mind? Tell me the truth.8 GRAND JUROR: I -- no.9 MS. MECKLENBURG: Okay. Then you have to10 go -- 09:30:0411 GRAND JUROR: I heard this case like last12 week and I thought it was a crock of shit then and I13 still think it is.14 MS. MECKLENBURG: Okay. Thank you for your15 opinion for everybody.
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MeidasTouch @meidastouch.com · 09/06/2026
Trump takes a long blink during the NBA Finals
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Isaac Rowlett @isaacrowlett.bsky.social · 20/05/2026
Wisconsin really dodged a bullet thanks to the strange bedfellows that blocked the Evers/Vos backroom budget deal I know they’re lame ducks but still you’d think someone would’ve run the numbers before proposing that publicly
From WisPolitics/State Affairs ...
- The package of education unding and tax rebates that failed last week would've left the state with a nearly $3 billion hole at the end of the 2027-29 budget rather than the $525 million surplus that the Legislative Fiscal Bureau now projects under current law.
Today's projection, which the LFB said was prompted by a series of questions from lawmakers, doesn't take into account possible revenue growth in the next biennium. Instead, it adds up the cumulative effect of bills passed in the 2025-26 session, spending commitments the state has already made for the 2027-29 budget and how the $1.8 billion package would've impacted the state's bottom line.
Read the full story: (WisPolitics/State Affairs)
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David Seligman for Colorado Attorney General @seligmanforag.bsky.social · 18/05/2026
I’m calling on the General Assembly to vote to reconvene for special session to impeach or censure the Governor. Governor Polis commuted Tina Peters’ sentence after the legislative session, likely in an effort to avoid accountability for misconduct. The people of Colorado demand accountability.
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Hands Red Like Elmo @handsredlikeelmo.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
Schlitz Beer went out of business instead of just pivoting to AI. Tale as old as time.
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Mike Ryan @mikeryan.bsky.social · 15/05/2026
HAHAHA Bruce Springsteen WAS NOT HAVING IT with Chris Christie. SNUBBED!
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Patrick Chovanec @prchovanec.bsky.social · 13/05/2026
Watching a series of former Confederate states rush to eliminate any vestige of black representation in the House pretty much answers the question whether the Voting Rights Act was still necessary.
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Sad to see ticket sales for the World Cup are struggling. FIFA need to do something drastic to get people excited about it. Let the players pick up the ball
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Chris Larson @chrisjlarson.bsky.social · 14/05/2026
Update from the capitol: Senate Democrats are still holding firm in stopping the projected surplus from being turned into a $2.9 billion deficit by a few retiring politicians.
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The Tennessee Holler @thetnholler.bsky.social · 07/05/2026
🔥 @justinjpearson.bsky.social: “WE ARE STILL HERE.” #Memphis @GovBillLee @MarshaBlackburn #JimCrow
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 07/05/2026
yeah man, we’re all just dummies who don’t understand that you’re just judicial monks operating in a sphere of pure law [puts finger to ear] what’s this, clarence thomas gave another speech blaming progressives for hitler?
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Chief Justice John Roberts says American public wrongly views the justices as ‘political actors’
In remarks at a judicial conference, Roberts bemoaned what he characterized as the American public’s misconceptions about the Supreme Court.
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josh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 03/05/2026
Bert and Ernie should have their own show. I don't want to have to watch Sesame Street to see what they're up to. I'm not 5
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Ohio Capital Journal @ohiocapitaljournal.com · 05/05/2026
About 45,000 Haitians in Ohio are waiting nervously as the U.S. Supreme Court weighs a Trump-administration move to force them back to their homeland. As they do, a new assessment says that conditions in Haiti are about as bad as anywhere in the world. ohiocapitaljournal.com/2026/05/05/c...
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Conditions in Haiti 'grave' as Supreme Court weighs allowing revoked legal status and deportation • Ohio Capital Journal
The Supreme Court is weighing whether to force 350,000 Haitians back to their home country, scene of "one of the worst humanitarian crises."
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Stephen Wolf @stephenwolf.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Courts had deemed Republican gerrymanders illegal in Alabama, Florida, Georgia, Louisiana, and Ohio several months before the 2022 elections. The Supreme Court and other courts let the GOP use those maps anyway, and it handed them the House. Now SCOTUS is doing the opposite thing for the same goal
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Mike Johnson is House speaker only because of illegal GOP gerrymanders
Discover how partisan gerrymandering secured GOP control in Congress and shaped national politics—find out more in this in-depth analysis.
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Chris Hine @christopherhine.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
Chris Finch says Anthony Edwards is IN tonight.
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John Madden @mathletesfoot.bsky.social · 02/05/2026
ive watched this part like a dozen times now
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 24/04/2026
I'm crying, this is so funny, he has absolutely no idea.
Alex Jones posting Tim's fake mugshot.
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Nathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
They think you're stupid.
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Tim Heidecker @timheidecker.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Hey everybody! I am taking the helm of this classic American institution with @theonion.com and want to know what you fine folks would like to see from us.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 20/04/2026
www.theonion.info
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
With the help of the Sandy Hook families, The Onion has reached a long-awaited deal to take over InfoWars. We've enlisted the help of @timheidecker.bsky.social, who will be InfoWars' Creative Director. Please stand by for more.
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Marc Elias @marcelias.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
DOJ demanded voter files from all 50 states. DOJ sued 31 states for refusing their demand. My law firm intervened to protect voters in those cases. DOJ is now 0-5. My firm is 5-0. Lesson: When we fight we win.
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The Onion @theonion.com · 13/04/2026
Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto theonion.com/man-who-threw-molotov-…
Man Who Threw Molotov Cocktail At Sam Altman’s Home Claims He Was Following ChatGPT Recipe For Risotto
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Pasquinel 🦇🎃👻 @pasquinel.bsky.social · 13/04/2026
Hungarians celebrated the landslide defeat of Orban by singing "We Are the Champions" out in the streets
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 10/04/2026
Joe Kernen comes close to having a coronary on air as Pete Buttigieg dogwalks him all over the Squawk Box studio about Trump's economic mismanagement and inflation
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Hoodlum 🇺🇸 @nothoodlum.bsky.social · 09/04/2026
This is so well done. 👌
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Dork Daddington IV @dorkdad.bsky.social · 08/04/2026
being in Wisconsin right now:
A young man being interviewed. He says: "The club is bumping, the ladies look good, the alcohol is flowing. There is much pain in the world, but not in this room."
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Elizabeth Warren @warren.senate.gov · 02/04/2026
I have questions for MrBeast.
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Rav @rvbdrm.com · 31/03/2026
This is Pulitzer shit right here.
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