Reposted by @guyacampbell.bsky.socialIrrefutable proof cats are evil @cats-are-evil.bsky.social · 23/09/2026#caturday #cats 1121845
Reposted by @guyacampbell.bsky.socialJonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 30/08/2026Funny squirrels. Not Ai. 19916
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Reposted by @guyacampbell.bsky.socialProtect Our Care @protectourcare.org · 25/08/2026Trump supporter: I’m totally against vaccines. Absolutely, 100%. Every single one of them. They’re poison. Jason Selvig: What about Polio vaccine? Trump supporter: There hasn’t been a case of Polio in how many years, since 1960? Jason Selvig: Since the vaccine… Trump supporter: Yeah 3426083
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Reposted by @guyacampbell.bsky.socialAlex Selby-Boothroyd @alexselbyb.bsky.social · 31/07/2026The Odyssey merch is getting out of hand 181104205
Reposted by @guyacampbell.bsky.socialSlenderSherbet @slendersherbet.bsky.social · 08/06/2026"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SLOW DOWN ALAN THIS IS MADNESS" 11449112
Reposted by @guyacampbell.bsky.socialpixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 16/02/2025Herman Melville's "Moby Dick" has perhaps the most memorable opening line in all of Western literature: "I hope you motherfuckers like reading about whales" 485192542130
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guyacampbell.bsky.social @guyacampbell.bsky.social · 03/07/2026There is stupid... and then there is this. 020
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Reposted by @guyacampbell.bsky.socialTW @twesq.bsky.social · 14/06/2026The Dutch doing this in fuckin Dallas, Texas is very funny to me, an American who has seen Cowboys fans who represent one of the most valuable sports teams on earth never approach this level of enthusiasm this century. 20120231988
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Reposted by @guyacampbell.bsky.socialSky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 27/03/2026clavicular suffers massive cortisol spike after being lawmogged by misdemeanormaxxing policedexerto.comClavicular arrested for assault as wildlife officials investigate streamer for shooting gator: Report - DexertoKick streamer Clavicular is reportedly under arrest after for assault, while also being investigated for shooting an alligator. 541261120
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Reposted by @guyacampbell.bsky.socialJustin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 15/03/2026OK, this Tucker Carlson impression on Saturday Night Live last night is uncanny! Has all the verbal tics and go-to phrases down, and nails the high-pitch cackle. 22490401668
Reposted by @guyacampbell.bsky.socialAngry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 25/02/2026How does he sleep at night? 1023668630
Reposted by @guyacampbell.bsky.socialDare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 21/02/2026Is this even satire? 81426353
guyacampbell.bsky.social @guyacampbell.bsky.social · 01/02/2026Yes because Trump signs are hand-made on kitchen tables by passionate creative amateurs. Not like those corporate wood and leather ones. 010
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Reposted by @guyacampbell.bsky.socialMad Scholar Frights @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 27/12/2025This is a metaphor for the tech industry overall circa 2025 2538201205
Reposted by @guyacampbell.bsky.socialJas Easterly @jaseasterly.bsky.social · 20/12/2025media.tenor.coma group of men are standing next to each other on a street .ALT: a group of men are standing next to each other on a street . 251958
Reposted by @guyacampbell.bsky.socialMolly Bangles @mollybangles.bsky.social · 18/12/2025Good morning, please enjoy this bun eating greens in the snow for a minute 🐰🌿❄️ Eastern Cottontail in Central Park, 12.17.2025 112518
Reposted by @guyacampbell.bsky.socialMoon-Watcher @bobsmyusername.bsky.social · 07/12/2025Who has made this 🤣 96206964037
Reposted by @guyacampbell.bsky.socialMiami DSA @miamidsa.org · 26/11/2025Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷 8125569614729
Reposted by @guyacampbell.bsky.socialOlga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · 21/11/2025X has changed their policy and now you can see where the accounts are based. Here’s an “influencer from Texas” 1242322329212
Reposted by @guyacampbell.bsky.socialThe Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 06/11/2025Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment 1547359077846
Reposted by @guyacampbell.bsky.socialDrew Harwell @drewharwell.com · 31/10/2025AI companies: The future of humanoid robots is here Humanoid robot: 1012394688
Reposted by @guyacampbell.bsky.socialThe Onion @theonion.com · 29/10/2025“The human body is able to do some incredible things if you consume enough lead,” said the secretary of health and human services theonion.comGray-Lipped RFK Jr. Touts Body’s Natural Ability To Transmute Lead Into GoldWASHINGTON—Praising the process as yet another miracle of biology that modern medicine chooses to ignore, a gray-lipped Robert F. Kennedy Jr. spoke at a press conference Wednesday during which he tout... 1443722664
Reposted by @guyacampbell.bsky.socialKarly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 18/10/2025😏 271721157
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Reposted by @guyacampbell.bsky.socialLady Luddite (KJ Colt) @moistenedtart.bsky.social · 18/09/2025Oh. That doesn’t seem right 571497417
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Reposted by @guyacampbell.bsky.socialIt's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 13/09/2025Your mom's Waymo is here 1025233
guyacampbell.bsky.social @guyacampbell.bsky.social · 10/09/2025That's a pretty convincing English accent. Plus, the lad clearly has some form. 010
Reposted by @guyacampbell.bsky.socialThe Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 02/09/2025A federal judge ruled that Trump's use of federal troops in L.A. violated the Posse Comitatus Act, which is a very serious legal principle that we should not joke about 1358889