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@guyacampbell.bsky.social
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Writing and design. International puzzles and quizzes for print and TV. Award-winning boxes. Books and columns and cartoons and websnark up the wazoo.

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Irrefutable proof cats are evil @cats-are-evil.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
#caturday #cats
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Adam Ellis @adamtots.bsky.social · 03/09/2026
😦
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 30/08/2026
Funny squirrels. Not Ai.
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Ashley @ashleysays.bsky.social · 27/08/2026
Chefs kiss
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Protect Our Care @protectourcare.org · 25/08/2026
Trump supporter: I’m totally against vaccines. Absolutely, 100%. Every single one of them. They’re poison. Jason Selvig: What about Polio vaccine? Trump supporter: There hasn’t been a case of Polio in how many years, since 1960? Jason Selvig: Since the vaccine… Trump supporter: Yeah
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Grumpy-ish Brian🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🇪🇺🇮🇪 @brian770.bsky.social · 17/08/2026
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Alex Selby-Boothroyd @alexselbyb.bsky.social · 31/07/2026
The Odyssey merch is getting out of hand
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SlenderSherbet @slendersherbet.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
"FOR THE LOVE OF GOD SLOW DOWN ALAN THIS IS MADNESS"
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 16/02/2025
Herman Melville's "Moby Dick" has perhaps the most memorable opening line in all of Western literature: "I hope you motherfuckers like reading about whales"
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Twonks @twonks.bsky.social · 13/07/2026
Great job 👏
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Max B 💙 🔶 🇺🇦 🇬🇧 🇪🇺 @maxbrockbank.com · 16/07/2026
Canvassers out in force in Clacton.
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Robin Wigglesworth @robinwigglesworth.ft.com · 15/07/2026
👌👌👌👌👌👌👌
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 14/07/2026
infected lettuce entering my body to cause explosive diarrhea
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guyacampbell.bsky.social @guyacampbell.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
There is stupid... and then there is this.
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Sanho Tree @sanho.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
Technically, they’re Remains now.
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Jonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 20/06/2026
BFFs really
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TW @twesq.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
The Dutch doing this in fuckin Dallas, Texas is very funny to me, an American who has seen Cowboys fans who represent one of the most valuable sports teams on earth never approach this level of enthusiasm this century.
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Joe Flynn @chinajoeflynn.bsky.social · 01/06/2026
Fuck yea, I love reading the news.
IG account headline: "Everyone Thought Capybara Was Blind, But Vet Revealed He Was Just Ignoring Them"
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Joel Montfort @montfort.me · 27/04/2026
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Chris Paxton @cpaxton.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
We all have days like this
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dredthoughts.bsky.social @dredthoughts.bsky.social · 02/04/2026
The best tweet of all time, hands down.
Rob Delaney tweeted in 2014: Dildo I found in my hotel’s air vent tastes like lamb vindaloo.
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Sky Marchini @sky.skymarchini.net · 27/03/2026
clavicular suffers massive cortisol spike after being lawmogged by misdemeanormaxxing police
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Clavicular arrested for assault as wildlife officials investigate streamer for shooting gator: Report - Dexerto
Kick streamer Clavicular is reportedly under arrest after for assault, while also being investigated for shooting an alligator.
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ddiiggss @ddiiggss.bsky.social · 26/03/2026
lmao
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Uncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 23/03/2026
except chickens, because fuck chickens
Road sign reading “ELK CITY IS A BIRD SANCTUARY” with a KFC sign behind and to its right.
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Justin Baragona @justinbaragona.bsky.social · 15/03/2026
OK, this Tucker Carlson impression on Saturday Night Live last night is uncanny! Has all the verbal tics and go-to phrases down, and nails the high-pitch cackle.
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Angry People in Local Newspapers @apiln.bsky.social · 25/02/2026
How does he sleep at night?
Irish Independent: Man stole three coffee machines in a week from Monaghan department store.
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Dare Obasanjo @carnage4life.bsky.social · 21/02/2026
Is this even satire?
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guyacampbell.bsky.social @guyacampbell.bsky.social · 09/02/2026
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guyacampbell.bsky.social @guyacampbell.bsky.social · 01/02/2026
Yes because Trump signs are hand-made on kitchen tables by passionate creative amateurs. Not like those corporate wood and leather ones.
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Northwest Trek Wildlife Park @nwtrek.bsky.social · 09/01/2026
Snack break with Hudson! 🦫
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Tango Lingo @tangolingo.bsky.social · 04/01/2026
Yep, the Peace Prize
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Mad Scholar Frights @mattzollerseitz.bsky.social · 27/12/2025
This is a metaphor for the tech industry overall circa 2025
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Jas Easterly @jaseasterly.bsky.social · 20/12/2025
media.tenor.com
a group of men are standing next to each other on a street .
ALT: a group of men are standing next to each other on a street .
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Molly Bangles @mollybangles.bsky.social · 18/12/2025
Good morning, please enjoy this bun eating greens in the snow for a minute 🐰🌿❄️ Eastern Cottontail in Central Park, 12.17.2025
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Moon-Watcher @bobsmyusername.bsky.social · 07/12/2025
Who has made this 🤣
Buster from the tv show ‘Arrested Development’ holding an arm full of plushies while he looks at his mother Lucille, saying, “these are my awards, mother, from FIFA.“
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Miami DSA @miamidsa.org · 26/11/2025
Good morning to Brazilian reporter Manuela Borges, who’s been waiting eleven years for this petty moment. ❤️ 🇧🇷
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Olga Nesterova @onestpress.onestnetwork.com · 21/11/2025
X has changed their policy and now you can see where the accounts are based. Here’s an “influencer from Texas”
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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 06/11/2025
Your cat when you're choking to death in your apartment
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Drew Harwell @drewharwell.com · 31/10/2025
AI companies: The future of humanoid robots is here Humanoid robot:
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The Onion @theonion.com · 29/10/2025
“The human body is able to do some incredible things if you consume enough lead,” said the secretary of health and human services
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Gray-Lipped RFK Jr. Touts Body’s Natural Ability To Transmute Lead Into Gold
WASHINGTON—Praising the process as yet another miracle of biology that modern medicine chooses to ignore, a gray-lipped Robert F. Kennedy Jr. spoke at a press conference Wednesday during which he tout...
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Karly Kingsley @karlykingsley.bsky.social · 18/10/2025
😏
Signage
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pork, cheese, broccoli rabe @garlicbuffalo.gobirds.biz · 29/09/2025
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Lady Luddite (KJ Colt) @moistenedtart.bsky.social · 18/09/2025
Oh. That doesn’t seem right
Text reads:

Google search bar: “how to clean a rescued pigeon”

Al Overview

Pigeons are usually clean, even wild ones.
You can try these steps to clean a rescued pigeon:
• Remove the label
• Remove the head
• Make a small incision in the wing and snap to join
•Cut off the wing
•Remove the legs
• Clean the top bone
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TOM @tomwalker.bsky.social · 17/07/2023
KOKO THE GORILLA: Koko birkin bag. Practical Koko possession bag RESEARCHER: No, Koko. You can’t have a Birkin bag. KOKO: Good Birkin good Koko give beautiful Koko deserve gorilla RESEARCHER: Koko, we simply can’t afford a Birkin bag. It is an unjustifiable expense. KOKO: jealousy professor
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It's Abby. Yep @itsabbyyep.bsky.social · 13/09/2025
Your mom's Waymo is here
A Waymo for "HO" which I visually manipulated because the real Waymo said that, but when I took a picture, my camera couldn't perceive it. Ditto when I took a video so, yeah
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guyacampbell.bsky.social @guyacampbell.bsky.social · 10/09/2025
That's a pretty convincing English accent. Plus, the lad clearly has some form.
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The Daily Show @thedailyshow.com · 02/09/2025
A federal judge ruled that Trump's use of federal troops in L.A. violated the Posse Comitatus Act, which is a very serious legal principle that we should not joke about
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