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@guyacampbell.bsky.social
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guyacampbell.bsky.social @guyacampbell.bsky.social · 16h
My man looks like his drag name would be Clammy Wynette
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guyacampbell.bsky.social @guyacampbell.bsky.social · 10/10/2026
If your dog bites someone, it's your fault and you are liable. What happens if your dog robs a bank?
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guyacampbell.bsky.social @guyacampbell.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
I wonder if in that eventuality, he sees himself paying any tax.
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guyacampbell.bsky.social @guyacampbell.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
Collins looks like he's doing a jigsaw puzzle on the clock.
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guyacampbell.bsky.social @guyacampbell.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
My man looks like his barber also defected from the Stasi
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guyacampbell.bsky.social @guyacampbell.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
I just bought it. Figured you're David Simon.
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guyacampbell.bsky.social @guyacampbell.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
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guyacampbell.bsky.social @guyacampbell.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
She said "Sir, you're an idiot"
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guyacampbell.bsky.social @guyacampbell.bsky.social · 08/10/2026
So his wife calls him "Sir"? lol
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guyacampbell.bsky.social @guyacampbell.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
It's alarming when a sports outlet gives you gambling tips citing Kalshi. I want someone who knows about the sport, the teams and the specific circumstances in this particular game. You are a sports outlet. Try providing that.
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guyacampbell.bsky.social @guyacampbell.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
"We have our secret weapon in President Trump" So your secret weapon is the ubiquitous and unavoidable loudmouth dumbass who is also the least popular president in living memory.
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guyacampbell.bsky.social @guyacampbell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Isaac Asimov would like a word.
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guyacampbell.bsky.social @guyacampbell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Several bonus points for "Who Cut the Cheese?".
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guyacampbell.bsky.social @guyacampbell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
So Thom Tillis leaked his own texts to Politico.
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guyacampbell.bsky.social @guyacampbell.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
"Ken's a boring ugly boss-eyed loser with shitty suits, everybody hates him and the asshole needs your vote"
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guyacampbell.bsky.social @guyacampbell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
I think he means nobody believes him any more.
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guyacampbell.bsky.social @guyacampbell.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
Make Weird Asshole Heroin Addicts Healthy Again. Mwahaha
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guyacampbell.bsky.social @guyacampbell.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
"I don't think you know that we have this stuff" What, shit for brains?
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guyacampbell.bsky.social @guyacampbell.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Yes amazingly, Ted, no Democrats were involved in Trump's scheme to steal the 2020 election from Joe Biden.
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guyacampbell.bsky.social @guyacampbell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
I'm not sure how MAGA voters are supposed to be scared of a bunch of Honduran asylum seekers at this point. Surely this kind of fear mongering only works when they are already lying about the border being open.
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guyacampbell.bsky.social @guyacampbell.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
6. Closing hundreds of polling venues
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guyacampbell.bsky.social @guyacampbell.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
He can join Trevor in the "should have kept it and scored" club
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guyacampbell.bsky.social @guyacampbell.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
The difference is that Fox News is a going concern, whereas GB News loses tens of millions every single year. It is subsidised propaganda for Reform.
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guyacampbell.bsky.social @guyacampbell.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
So the Conservatives have gone far right, and there are more parties even further right than them popping up daily, and you're wondering what the Lib Dems are for?
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guyacampbell.bsky.social @guyacampbell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Pochettino and Balogun were placed in an impossible situation by the corruption of Trump and Infantino. Infantino's claim that the suspension retraction was part of a normal process is an embarrassing lie, and he should be fired.
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guyacampbell.bsky.social @guyacampbell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Why aren't these people being charged with crimes of negligence and fined hundreds of millions every time this happens?
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guyacampbell.bsky.social @guyacampbell.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
I thought he was just talking Asshole again.
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Irrefutable proof cats are evil @cats-are-evil.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
#caturday #cats
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guyacampbell.bsky.social @guyacampbell.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
Um, that corrupt official was the Oil Minister for the Communist party who stole the election, Delcy Rodriguez. Thanks to Trump and Rubio, she is now the President of Venezuela.
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guyacampbell.bsky.social @guyacampbell.bsky.social · 23/09/2026
About time. You have BBC sports people at those events already. Use those. You don't need a "news person" on site at a World Cup game to explain it to an audience of people you assume don't know or care about football.
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guyacampbell.bsky.social @guyacampbell.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Aw bless. He thinks he has banned CNN from everywhere.
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guyacampbell.bsky.social @guyacampbell.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
"weigh legal action"? The fucker literally said he was banning the free press. How illegal do you need? How unconstitutional do you want?
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guyacampbell.bsky.social @guyacampbell.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
It's like Berlin in 1945, only gold-plated.
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guyacampbell.bsky.social @guyacampbell.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
I hope all those people who left hear about the comeback overtime win at work tomorrow.
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guyacampbell.bsky.social @guyacampbell.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Some people have no respect for their elders. Watching an older gentleman get ploughed into the turf like that, it's just not right.
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guyacampbell.bsky.social @guyacampbell.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
Surly? In Philadelphia?
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guyacampbell.bsky.social @guyacampbell.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
"With snipers and drones" is Trump's new equivalent of "with Blackjack and hookers", reflecting his current passions for violence and authoritarianism and his abandonment of old passions that no longer arouse him.
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guyacampbell.bsky.social @guyacampbell.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
There should be a big flashing red buzzer with "LIE" on it installed in the Oval just for occasions such as these.
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guyacampbell.bsky.social @guyacampbell.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
He's reached the limits of his imagination.
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guyacampbell.bsky.social @guyacampbell.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
My man looks like the assistant manager of a car dealership watching his recently jilted side piece drive off in a Porsche he is pretty sure he just bought.
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guyacampbell.bsky.social @guyacampbell.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
Witkoff and Kushner: "So, are you going to give up? Zelensky (looking at watch). "Still no" W&K: "Oh because Putin says if you give up the war will stop" Zelensky: W&K: "Which, you know, would be great" Zelensky: W&K: "OK so we will circle around and, ah..." Zelensky: W&K: "Get back to you"
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guyacampbell.bsky.social @guyacampbell.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
"Didn't he release all the Epstein files?", says Jesse, in full knowledge that no, he did not release all the Epstein files. It's almost like Jesse Watters is lying on purpose to gaslight the American public specifically to protect pedos.
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guyacampbell.bsky.social @guyacampbell.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
How Jacob Wohl isn't in prison serving his fourth term at least is beyond me.
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guyacampbell.bsky.social @guyacampbell.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Well yes, it is. Vote for me and if I win, you get $5000. Jesse Watters thinks that is cute and smart, and that offering enticements for voting is not illegal. But it is, and Jesse Watters is a clueless idiot.
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guyacampbell.bsky.social @guyacampbell.bsky.social · 12/09/2026
Yes the support of the world's most despised Nazi is not quantifiable. You should have taken the money, Rupert. Apparently "Illegal" doesn't mean a lot in UK politics these days.
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guyacampbell.bsky.social @guyacampbell.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
For the US to survive, you needed to get a Longwell.
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guyacampbell.bsky.social @guyacampbell.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
And there is a big difference between forgetting the details of your day and inventing a memory in which you were heroic and did heroic things for many hours - that is completely fictional.
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guyacampbell.bsky.social @guyacampbell.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Speaking as someone who played rugby for 5 years at school, yes, rugby balls are too bloody big, and so was the pitch. If the women get on better with a smaller ball, they should use one. Like the hurdles they use in athletics, all sports equipment should be designed for the user.
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guyacampbell.bsky.social @guyacampbell.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
What a nasty, lying little weasel. The food prices are caused by tariffs and high gas prices - which are caused by the failed war on Iran. And deporting the undocumented and even legal immigrants that grow and process US food for very low wages is going to make the price of food go up, not down.
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guyacampbell.bsky.social @guyacampbell.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
"O’Neil said LIV still intends to return in a new form next year “built around the fans, an innovative, player-first ownership model". lol. Yeah, no.
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