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@greenwillow.bsky.social
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Posting about nature and growing food when I feel wholesome. Shit posting about dystopia when I don’t. Trying not to doom scroll.

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Mohamad Bazzi @mbazzi.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
“Show This to Anyone Denying Genocide” — front page of @scotnational.bsky.social
“Show This to Anyone Denying Genocide” — front page headline of The National, Scotland
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👻 🎃 🦇 Boola Lughosti's Dad 🏳️‍⚧️ 🇵🇸 @belalugosisdad.bsky.social · 08/09/2026
Honestly, if the fash want to pick a fight with a universally beloved volunteer organisation staffed by the absolute hardest motherfuckers on the planet I reckon let them crack on with it.
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keewa @keewa.bsky.social · 28/08/2026
And for the shrewd centrist, the emotional support empire is the American one, of course, freedom and apple pie etc
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Plants and Things @greenwillow.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
I got my phone and wallet stolen in Paris. The first day I went to the police station, the police said the station was closed (they were busy watching football). The second day they said they were too busy. I went on the third and made my report. The cop later sent me a text asking me out
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Thomas Lecaque @tlecaque.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
To be a historian is to speak ill of the dead and the rest of you should take more history classes and join us.
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Without History @withouthistoryband.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I have not been the most successful direct actionist, but I do have a small collection of dirty looks politicians and journos have given me. The dirty looks I got from Ann Widdecombe when a blockade delayed her speaking at an anti abortion conference are very special to me. Rest in piss.
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I'm torn, because I've always secretly hoped for a war against Belgium but not like this. Never like this.
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Plants and Things @greenwillow.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
A Torygraph columnist
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Plants and Things @greenwillow.bsky.social · 04/07/2026
I got some targeted advert saying “Fuck running, try our military workout instead”. Why would I ditch my free workout to pay to throw tyres around and do press ups?
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Best of Dying Twitter @bestofdyingtwit.bsky.social · 14/06/2026
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No one is jealous of the first trillionaire because no one is jealous of anyone who sits on twitter all day retweeting racist stuff. The brokest dude l've ever met is spending his days the same way.
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James Stout @jamesstout.bsky.social · 13/06/2026
Something I found frustrating this week is Americans attributing the vile racism we saw this week to Belfast, not to small groups of bigots in Belfast
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Scam Ghouldin @scamgoldin.bsky.social · 10/06/2026
The GBNews scum are trying to do damage control on the Belfast riots now that it’s come out some white people got their houses burnt out.
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dr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 08/06/2026
inherent in the idea that one should be on X the Everything App is the idea that Posting is Important. it is to you maybe. but also you're not good at it. i mean look at you. you can't even convince people to go back to X the Everything App. you are not a thought leader
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Daniel S. Katz @danielskatz.org · 29/04/2026
During a conference in Rio, and then 4 days of birding to/in/from Itatiaia Nacional Park in Brazil, I photographed 188 bird species, of which 67 were new for me. I'll post some of my favorites here in a thread, starting with Channel-billed Toucan (1/x) #Birds #BirdPhotography #Brazil
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Dr Mark | 北马克 |🍉🇦🇺🇲🇾🇹🇭 @ajaanmark.bsky.social · 05/05/2026
The Golders Green alleged assailant would have had zero to do with, and quite possibly no knowledge of 'woke on campus'. This is simply absurd authoritarianism.
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Ms Collette @mscollette.bsky.social · 04/05/2026
Meme depicting an old man encountering a grotesque plant beast in a stone room. WHEN YOU FIND A YEAR OLD POTATO IN THE FARTHEST CORNER OF YOUR PANTRY
PLANT: WHERE IS THE SOIL
OLD MAN: HOLY SHIT
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Internet Dad @whatahellofawaytodad.com · 29/04/2026
*slaps chest* you can fit a ton of arrows in one of these bad boys
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flyingrodent @flyingrodent.bsky.social · 29/04/2026
Five decades of pumping out escalating terror that somewhere, some disabled person might be getting a free sandwich, will do that to a nation.
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the abbot of unreason (an archaeologist) @merovingians.bsky.social · 28/04/2026
imagine supporting Israel as a liberal www.haaretz.com/israel-news/...
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Plants and Things @greenwillow.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Modern music is (mostly) simple as fuck in comparison
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Plants and Things @greenwillow.bsky.social · 27/04/2026
Learning guitar and I thought I’d look up the music to Bella Ciao and… I won’t be learning that for a while
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🎃 Decorative Gourd Mikell 🎃 @mikell.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
This is excellent. “It’s not that the wealthy become evil; it’s that their environment stops teaching them the things that nonwealthy people are forced to learn simply by living in a world that pushes back.”
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Robert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
because that's how everything works now. If something happens that is inconvenient for your political beliefs, it's fake news, an AI hoax, a false flag, etc. Liberals and leftists do this less often than conservatives, but the gap is closing fast
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Plants and Things @greenwillow.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
You’d think a country with so many guns and shooting ranges could produce a decent sniper
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Plants and Things @greenwillow.bsky.social · 26/04/2026
Is this like the third or fourth attempt now?
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tinybaby @tiny.baby · 24/04/2026
before 9/11 you could carry a hunting rifle on the plane with you as long as you kept it on your lap so nobody else could get at it
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Plants and Things @greenwillow.bsky.social · 22/04/2026
There was quite a bit of mining going on in Cornwall back in the day so pasties- a pie you can eat with your hands and throw away the crust- were and are popular. However, Ginster’s ‘Cornish’ pasties - are very processed and soggy
The packaging of Ginster’s brand Cornish pasties
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Plants and Things @greenwillow.bsky.social · 21/04/2026
A bad pasty is a nasty
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The Paul of the House of Usher @katamaridumassy.bsky.social · 20/04/2026
Know the work rules comic.

Panel 1: Appropriate

Lee Anderson appears at an office cubicle and says “Keir Starmer is a liar” to Lindsay Hoyle, who smiles and says “Awww, you’re sweet.”

Panel 2: Inappropriate

Zarah Sultana appears at an office cubicle and says “Keir Starmer is a liar” to Lindsay Hoyle, who gets on the phone, angrily yelling “HELLO, HUMAN RESOURCES?!”
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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
If this weren't so horrifying, the idea of the Palantir dweebs as the standard-bearers for a "culture producing vital advances" would be beyond fucking hilarious
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Plants and Things @greenwillow.bsky.social · 19/04/2026
Today I put my head underwater to forget about things for a while
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autumn coded @hoovybaby.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
After ten years of getting away with basically everything he says and does, Trump met his match this year in two groups: the shia and the catholics
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Bellingcat @bellingcat.com · 17/04/2026
India has exported more than 320 million unapproved synthetic opioid pills to West Africa in just three years. Trade data shows over 1,400 shipments of tapentadol — a potent painkiller — were sent to a region already facing an opioid crisis. www.bellingcat.com/news/2026/04...
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Painkiller Pipeline: 300 Million Tapentadol Pills Sent from India to West Africa - bellingcat
Indian companies have sent more than 320 million synthetic opioid pills to West Africa – where they have not been approved by regulators – in three years.
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 16/04/2026
Really says a lot about society that we cured bacon before we cured cancer smdh
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Margaret Killjoy @margaret.bsky.social · 17/04/2026
there is a privacy apocalypse coming, and the democrats are just as responsible as the republicans.
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HK @hkesvani.bsky.social · 12/04/2026
Centrist dad who has hobbies, plays bass in a ska band once a month and loves IPAs —-> Brink of divorce pensioner who gave up all his hobbies except for tracking dinghy’s in the Channel pipeline
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Joe Kassabian @jkass99.bsky.social · 11/04/2026
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Bob Wehadababyitsaboy @followers4algernon.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
Melania: I never cut child in half with sword. I never do this. The entire USA: what? Melania: not me.
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Plants and Things @greenwillow.bsky.social · 10/04/2026
A sheep does not concern themselves with the opinions of lions
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Nate Bethea @inthesedeserts.bsky.social · 06/04/2026
I'm bad at doing self-publicity and I also feel like a dickhead doing it. but I would like to share a song that my bandmate Sapheen wrote about encountering a certain egg-shaped British Islamophobe on a train, and wanting to say a lot of things that would get him on the cover of the Sun if he did
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Jerusalem (Worst Nightmare), by Second Homes
from the album Find a Way to Hate It
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Plants and Things @greenwillow.bsky.social · 24/03/2026
Homeward Bound 3
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Ed @ed3d.net · 21/03/2026
I heard there was a secret cord You plug it in and you meet the Lord But you never care for OSHA do ya
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Patrick Wyman @patrickwyman.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
The history of fitness is really fascinating and it's why I have no patience for the idolization of the physicality of people in the past. As a general rule, people were not in great shape for most of the past 4,000 years; there were plenty of exceptions, but by and large? You're better off now.
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weird medieval guys @weirdmedieval.bsky.social · 06/03/2026
15th century poem by Oswald von Wolkenstein listing the 12 types of drunkard
Often a person believes himself to be so wise
and believes to gain highest fame thereby,
when the juice of the grapes has affected him negatively.

The next one believes that he is so rich
that even the emperor might not be an equal to him.

The third appears like an extremely hungry horse,
so no one can push enough of fresh or rotten food into the ever open mouth.

The fourth one screams cries over his heavy sins,
and his heart is passionately in flames out of deep repentance
for strange reasons that no one can comprehend.

The fifth one desires to do unchaste actions,
to which he is dedicated day and night,
once he has become addicted to the power of wine.

The sixth has a miserable practice:
He condemns the soul through [false] oaths
so that she will be entirely exhausted when facing God.
The seventh is ready to fight, he growls like a dog
held by a chain and who barks all the time;
its round head is ready for a fight.

The eighth becomes so happy out of drunkenness
that he is ready to sell his honor, property, wife, and children;
the evilness of drunkenness shows in him.

The ninth helplessly becomes crazy,
everything that he knows, sees, or hears,
he presents openly to everyone.

The tenth fights against sleep.

The eleventh sings wild songs
and screams totally uninhibited both in the evening and in the morning.

The twelfth becomes so drunk from heavy drinking
that he feels the alcohol already at the top portion of his throat
and voluntarily pays a tribute to the innkeeper.
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Plants and Things @greenwillow.bsky.social · 05/03/2026
Good thing it looks like she stands no chance of getting elected into power
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 04/03/2026
NANCY MACE: What is a woman? Have you learned that lesson? WALZ: I'm the governor of Minnesota. I'm not here to be a prop for your obsession.
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Charlie the Fox @sabcharlie.bsky.social · 01/03/2026
Despite all of the US talk of "off ramps", and keeping options on the table, killing Khamenei in the first round of strikes has pretty much locked in wider escalation and attempted regime change.
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