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Monsieur le Honk, Ghost Vacuum

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Hilltop @hilltopworks.bsky.social · 10h
"Guess who just got the PS2 JRPG font" in the font DFPFuun
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 17h
found an NYC Teamster whose tiktoks are just skate tricks he dedicates to other unions.
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Charlotte McDonnell @coollike.gay · 15/10/2026
i really love star wars galactic racer, especially cause when i crash it's got me instinctively talking like i'm a glup shitto. i'm careening into a rockface and saying "ooffa quay quay!" to myself in my own home
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jab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
hakeem jeffries being shown this video and shaking his head like he smells something bad until the westworld code kicks in. "it doesn't look like anything to me"
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Monsieur le Honk, Ghost Vacuum @greasoid.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
In order to process my issues with bodily autonomy, I will indulge in an art form where I am embodied by a digital avatar whose entire existence has been designed from the ground up by complete strangers. If they ever behave in a way not explicitly authorized by my button presses, I shall scream.
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Chris Bratt @chrisbratt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
In recent years, the media has quietly begun to change the way in which it writes about Bobby Kotick, the former CEO of Activision Blizzard. PMG investigates how Kotick used the threat of defamation to reshape his legacy in the games business, one article at a time. www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKwp...
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Inside Bobby Kotick's Campaign Against the Press
YouTube video by People Make Games
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Monsieur le Honk, Ghost Vacuum @greasoid.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Do you want a list
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
spilled my expresso on the excalator trying to excape the food court without being escoriated by my extranged es-wife
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Monsieur le Honk, Ghost Vacuum @greasoid.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Ranking of best Marathon faction reward box jingles to listen to 50 times in a row: 1. NuCaloric (Sick beat) 2. SekGen (record skips on good song) 3. Mida (Hovercar refuses to start) 4. Traxus (Vine Boom of the Future) 5. Arachne (chair squeals in a cave) 6. CyberAcme (a car alarm in Silent Hill)
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Monsieur le Honk, Ghost Vacuum @greasoid.bsky.social · 29/07/2026
Opening 50 CyberAcme boxes in a row and watching my loot grow up like a Planet Earth timelapse
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Ettin @ettin.itch.io · 29/07/2026
Announcing my new, timely, and original D&D setting, Piss Mausoleum. It's D&D as you've never seen it before: grim and gritty and dark. You can say fuck in this one. Morty from Rick and Morty is there
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Ruby Chocolate Kitsune ✨ @the.choco.one · 27/07/2026
A post that reads "be honest am I going to scale well late game?"
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Down Here For Your Soul @bombsfall.bsky.social · 26/07/2026
Im very angry because I failed to do something that was unlikely to work. I also had no experience doing this, nor did I have specialized materials to work with. In fact some might say that failure was a foregone conclusion and this should simply be the first step of learning. But im annoyed now
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Spooked By Priest Emails @anhedonicdict.bsky.social · 25/07/2026
drinking three cups of coffee, smoking a lot of weed and playing starcraft 2 at 8 pm to keep my mind agile and my soul warlike
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Monsieur le Honk, Ghost Vacuum @greasoid.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
"would you choose $50k or 50% chance for $1mil" is faerie trick language. "Would you bet $50k on a 50/50 shot at a mil" is more accurate to the psychology and also implies this might be a gambling psyop, which I like
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JacketDan’s Stunt Spooktacular @jacketdan.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
They keep telling me media literacy is dead but then I see videos like this and I know it jot to be true
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Monsieur le Honk, Ghost Vacuum @greasoid.bsky.social · 24/07/2026
Whatever happened to hating your parents and their dumb fucking jobs?
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Azure @aguyuno.bsky.social · 21/07/2026
Algorithm update. Bunch of people have been doing this exact kind of thing to get around TikTok censorship and it’s wild. Feels like an analogue horror series
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Lee Cronin’s Pablo Hidalgo @infinata.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Megabyte from REBOOT
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Monsieur le Honk, Ghost Vacuum @greasoid.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
what's up gamers, welcome to my destiny 2 tutorial vid! Before we get started, make sure to equip the armor from doing marble mazes on the highest setting. If you're not doing mythic marble mazes, you're not gonna have the dps to solo Turrd'Kuttar the Sphinctered Eye
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NANCY COMICS BY ERNIE BUSHMILLER @nancycomics.bsky.social · 20/07/2026
Nancy By Ernie Bushmiller September 20,1955
P1- NANCY,SLUGGO AND SEVERAL OTHER OF THE NEIGHBORHOOD KIDS ARE GATHERED ON A STREET CORNER 

WHEN A POLICE OFFICER COMES ALONG AND SPEAKS TO THE KID IN A RUDE MANNER 
POLICE OFFICER:  BREAK IT UP,
                                BREAK IT UP

P2- LATER 
SLUGGO IS WALKING DOWNTOWN AND HE SEES SOMEONE THAT LOOKS FAMILIAR 

P3- SLUGGO SEES THE SAME POLICE OFFICER FROM EARLIER ,TWO MORE STANDING TOGETHER ON THE STREET 

SLUGGO: 
BREAK 
IT UP,

BREAK 
IT UP
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InfoWars @realinfowars.bsky.social · 18/07/2026
Science is fake, but this is REAL. theonion.info
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Basil Balanon | Commissions open! @captainpentagon.bsky.social · 17/07/2026
GMS Everest as a tarot card #Lancer #LancerRPG #mecha #mech #scifiart
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Nicolas Dream, PhD @afraidofwasps.bsky.social · 16/07/2026
Life Pro Tip breathe through a lit cigarette (they have inbuilt filters) to cleanse the air of wildfire pollution before it reaches your lungs
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Monsieur le Honk, Ghost Vacuum @greasoid.bsky.social · 15/07/2026
Having a spicy asshole is not diarrhea. They are often comorbid, but claiming diarrhea privileges when it just burns a bit will overwhelm our nation's nice bathroom stalls
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The Onion @theonion.com · 15/07/2026
Serious Man Pleased With How Jowls Are Coming In
Serious Man Pleased With How Jowls Are Coming In
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unraveled @unraveledpress.com · 13/07/2026
With two people dead in Memphis in four days and one the same week in Houston, that's four people federal agents have shot and killed over just nine days. July 5: Tyrin Johnson July 7: Lorenzo Salgado Araujo July 8: Alfonso Ivy July 13: name not released yet
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Blue sky nice ghost @rajandelman.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Speak ill of the dead. Speak ill of the alive. Speak ill of the fictional. Speaking ill rocks
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Monsieur le Honk, Ghost Vacuum @greasoid.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
Am I large-gamete if I only ever cum a handful of enormous, gasping tadpoles from my penis? I'd like to bring up the problems this causes with my plumbing at the next large-gamete support group I will definitely be attending
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Monsieur le Honk, Ghost Vacuum @greasoid.bsky.social · 12/07/2026
My uncle's funeral had a bunch of people coming up to the podium and talking about how he was an awful nightmare person, so I know it's possible
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Monsieur le Honk, Ghost Vacuum @greasoid.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I don't think you're getting enough zen from the garden
Screenshot of a Reddit r/Wellthatsucks post, "coworker spilled soil in my zen garden, then turned it on"

includes picture of a small, round, automated zen garden full of fine white sand, with a little coarse dark dirt mixed in by the automatic rotary sand rake
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Gore Vidal Sassoon @jimmyjazz1968.bsky.social · 10/07/2026
I have to browse my phone when I wake up to transition from The World of Dreams to the real world: The World of Screens
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Gillian Brockell @gillianbrockell.com · 09/07/2026
We can see this in the ICE flight data. Domestic “round-up” flights are spiking, and some activist flight watchers report the flights are getting fuller. But deportation and removal flights remain steady. This means the concentration camps are getting packed to the brim. It’s awful to comprehend.
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Space Witches, Esq. @popelizbet.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
I cannot explain to you how deeply terrifying and anger-inducing it is to have cops and national guard marching down your street after dark and despite constantly posting about occupied Memphis no one gives a shit. yes, I mean my actual street where I live. I live posted it.
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the worst of all possible worlds @worstpossible.world · 07/07/2026
An early work by @thefuzzymaskedman.bsky.social
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BOGLUDDITE @brucemackay.bsky.social · 07/07/2026
A real political blindspot Americans have is that they see military service as a sign of good moral character and not the exact opposite.
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VƎX Werewolf @vexwerewolf.bsky.social · 06/07/2026
I'm back on my bullshit
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Zach | Last Place Comics @lastplacecomics.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
👟New comic: Baby Shoes, Never Worn👟
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That Guy Jordan @jordamusprime.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
Earlier today I heard someone say that they're going to stick Mitch McConnell's brain into John Fetterman's body like Krang and I have no self control
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Monsieur le Honk, Ghost Vacuum @greasoid.bsky.social · 05/07/2026
All-timer
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 03/07/2026
A man says "I'm an adult! I can do anything I want!" he then bears a quizical expression and asks himself "Hey What DO I want?" He holds his position and ages for years and years until he is a skeleton.
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greggy @greggy.org · 03/07/2026
cant wait for my wife to come home from her double shift at the hospital so she can take the training wheels off my bike 😍
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Monsieur le Honk, Ghost Vacuum @greasoid.bsky.social · 01/07/2026
They've been picking Nazi when their opponent is Chuck Schumer, who cares
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Monsieur le Honk, Ghost Vacuum @greasoid.bsky.social · 30/06/2026
Flashbanged by Chris Gethard appearance. Gonna need his swanboyniverse form asap
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ceej @ceej.online · 29/06/2026
JOKER: Not so fast, Bat-JERK! My LAUGHBangs will leave you BLIND as a BAT! BLUESKY BATMAN: Oof. Many people suffer from reduced vision. Not funny. JOKER: It's like, it's a pun. It's just wordplay. BLUESKY BATMAN: Sorry if I'm not in the mood for "jokes" while SCOTUS shreds our constitutional rights
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Paul Scott Canavan @paulscottcanavan.com · 28/06/2026
LOOK at the Marathon art blast. magazine.artstation.com/2026/06/bung...
magazine.artstation.com
Bungie Marathon Art Blast - ArtStation Magazine
Explore the art of Marathon — concept designs, environments, and character art from the team behind the sci-fi extraction shooter's long-awaited return.
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karanormal activity 💜 @deadontheoutside.bsky.social · 28/06/2026
me: should i chronicle history or document current events? funk soul brother: write about now
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Luke O'Neil @lukeoneil47.bsky.social · 24/06/2026
You already got your renewed Camelot buddy. Most powerful Kennedy in office in many years married to a TV star and he’s busy mixing dog cum with chia seeds to “see what grows.”
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