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Spooked By Priest Emails

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HIGH LORD FALCON, OLIVKA RHO @livvywivvyy.bsky.social · 54m
"i would die for you, i would kill for you" okay but would you go to the store for me. would you goto the. store ive just had a really long day and theres nothing in the fridge. would you go buy ingredients and. and cook for me and would you get snacks too. also i need you to do the dishes
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Spooked By Priest Emails @anhedonicdict.bsky.social · 4h
Property Damage at the Car Dealership! A six-word story about schadenfreude.
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Spine is fricked
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Spooked By Priest Emails @anhedonicdict.bsky.social · 6h
OK I did my three and a half hours of Work now I want to frolic in sunlight
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Spooked By Priest Emails @anhedonicdict.bsky.social · 6h
Forging a hill to die on.
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corpse @consume.red · 12h
moth or fucker
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Spooked By Priest Emails @anhedonicdict.bsky.social · 19h
Going to try to harness some vibrancy for the morrow and the morrow and the morrow
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damn i made this veg soup soggy as hell
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Spooked By Priest Emails @anhedonicdict.bsky.social · 22h
It builds character to watch a bad movie of a certain stripe
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🍄 @snakeroot.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
My dick makes the Anton Chigurh suppressed shotgun noise when I cum
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Getting slaughtered in a bog
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Spooked By Priest Emails @anhedonicdict.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
to be noble is to be so rich in both spirit and monies that you can find comfort letting someone merge onto the highway ahead of you
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Robert Rose @robear.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
A good fresh Star Trek take on those fake isekai title jokes
A tumblr screenshot showing a post and two reblog responses, reading:
1. "star trek would be the ideal fictional universe to get trapped in because you'd explain your situation and they'd be like yeah makes sense. no further questions. fortunately we can use the mysterious warp signature emitting from this system's icy moon to counterface with the solar radiation and slingshot you back home"
2. "I'm from a universe where your world is all a work of fiction." Benjamin Sisko, nodding. "That happened to me once."
3. "I Got Isekaid Into The Star Trek Universe And They Quickly Understood What Was Happening"
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Spooked By Priest Emails @anhedonicdict.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
oh no i meant to do shit today but i ended up texting a girl all afternoon
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Spooked By Priest Emails @anhedonicdict.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i dare you to use a gun on me, i double dog dare you
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Spooked By Priest Emails @anhedonicdict.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Driving a car with a gas leak builds character
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Spooked By Priest Emails @anhedonicdict.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
hobo code has gotten advanced
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Spooked By Priest Emails @anhedonicdict.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
waifu julie leave me the fuck alone challenge
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Spooked By Priest Emails @anhedonicdict.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
i should get a double xl bathrobe for this winter so i can jsut be wreathed in massive amounts of fabric all season long.
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Spooked By Priest Emails @anhedonicdict.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
That's the first time i've hit the show adult media thing and been surprised by tits because I was focusing too hard on the "Topps Baseball" part of the sentence.
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Spooked By Priest Emails @anhedonicdict.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
every epic story involves a worm of some kind
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Spooked By Priest Emails @anhedonicdict.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
it's good when a ttrpg eliminates all of a type of animal in the world and then everyone playing goes oh shit theres implications.
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Spooked By Priest Emails @anhedonicdict.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
instead of a human sacrifice try our new HungryMan Snack-Fried Rice.
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Spooked By Priest Emails @anhedonicdict.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
How I'm tryna feel in the morning
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Spooked By Priest Emails @anhedonicdict.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
ahhh i have hooks for feet now but i have two sets of feet so i can wear boots on my hindfeet still. caves of qud
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Spooked By Priest Emails @anhedonicdict.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
orbliterating my braincase
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Spooked By Priest Emails @anhedonicdict.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
if slaughtering didn't sound like such a fun activity why would they call it that
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Spooked By Priest Emails @anhedonicdict.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The secret to getting a fittonia to spread low and dense is actually letting it wilt terribly first
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Spooked By Priest Emails @anhedonicdict.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
accidental legpost
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Spooked By Priest Emails @anhedonicdict.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The orb is doing good work
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Spooked By Priest Emails @anhedonicdict.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Halloween screenname
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Spooked By Priest Emails @anhedonicdict.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
My place on the ailment scale has reached hot bath response level.
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Spooked By Priest Emails @anhedonicdict.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Listen, buddy. I keep my toes clean and my nose clean, but I still ain't gonma pussyfoot around with you. It seems tiresome, pleasureless, and unhygienic.
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Spooked By Priest Emails @anhedonicdict.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
You can really see the reflection of that aldi bag huh
Gri.blecor4's tank light slowly ramps up to full intensity This fuckin fern keeps detaching and floating around
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Spooked By Priest Emails @anhedonicdict.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I wish Picasso had made hentai.
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Spooked By Priest Emails @anhedonicdict.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I don't like it when term searchers fave my posts
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Spooked By Priest Emails @anhedonicdict.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
At this rate I'm going to move into a basement apartment explicitly to have more aquariums oh no
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Spooked By Priest Emails @anhedonicdict.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
tfw u have a beautiful gel
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Spooked By Priest Emails @anhedonicdict.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
please stop showing me a dipshit saying something to the pope with the explicit goal of getting attention.
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Spooked By Priest Emails @anhedonicdict.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i dont know why but ive started doing hashtags in discord with the lads and i think it's a brain disease happening to me
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Spooked By Priest Emails @anhedonicdict.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
The discerning soul always cleans their bong twice
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Spooked By Priest Emails @anhedonicdict.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Ugh my body hurts because of the condition it is due to the things I put it through
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Spooked By Priest Emails @anhedonicdict.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
they doin shit on vietnamese aquarium youtube thatll shit your britches son
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Spooked By Priest Emails @anhedonicdict.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Gri.blecor4 was also sassy today, caught me looking while he was eating and flared big!
He search for bloodwormHe frighten!
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Spooked By Priest Emails @anhedonicdict.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
She's mad at me for scrubbin
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Spooked By Priest Emails @anhedonicdict.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
I've also seen every episode of Home Improvement so any benefit from experiencing Drew Carey has been thoroughly cancelled out
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Spooked By Priest Emails @anhedonicdict.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
its really funny that two months ago i was like "I could bring in a 20 gallon aquarium and set it up for the office to enjoy" to this.
nbd just an 88 gallon aquarium that retails for 2 grand
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Spooked By Priest Emails @anhedonicdict.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
i accidentally invented Omelas
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