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Monsieur le Honk, Ghost Vacuum

@greasoid.bsky.social
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Untouchable (thick slimes)

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Monsieur le Honk, Ghost Vacuum @greasoid.bsky.social · 9h
I guess I would settle for year-changing money
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Monsieur le Honk, Ghost Vacuum @greasoid.bsky.social · 9h
Scribbin doon a letter to Mama Blas immediately
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Hilltop @hilltopworks.bsky.social · 15h
"Guess who just got the PS2 JRPG font" in the font DFPFuun
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the babahuck @tylerhuckabee.bsky.social · 21h
found an NYC Teamster whose tiktoks are just skate tricks he dedicates to other unions.
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Charlotte McDonnell @coollike.gay · 15/10/2026
i really love star wars galactic racer, especially cause when i crash it's got me instinctively talking like i'm a glup shitto. i'm careening into a rockface and saying "ooffa quay quay!" to myself in my own home
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Monsieur le Honk, Ghost Vacuum @greasoid.bsky.social · 13/10/2026
Send the four to my place, I'll straighten them out
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Monsieur le Honk, Ghost Vacuum @greasoid.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
There's always another bad hat
Beige baseball cap with a long flap in the back to cover the neck.
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Monsieur le Honk, Ghost Vacuum @greasoid.bsky.social · 11/10/2026
crimes
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Monsieur le Honk, Ghost Vacuum @greasoid.bsky.social · 09/10/2026
An overblown travesty that we used to justify wholesale murder and infrastructural devastation in multiple foreign countries for decades? Yeah, sounds right
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jab lung @mobute.bsky.social · 07/10/2026
hakeem jeffries being shown this video and shaking his head like he smells something bad until the westworld code kicks in. "it doesn't look like anything to me"
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Monsieur le Honk, Ghost Vacuum @greasoid.bsky.social · 06/10/2026
He's on the right wing podcast circuit talking about "blockchain-enabled safety nets" or something.
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Monsieur le Honk, Ghost Vacuum @greasoid.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
White couch with no tp? Where are we, Jackson Hole?
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Monsieur le Honk, Ghost Vacuum @greasoid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Apparently not
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Monsieur le Honk, Ghost Vacuum @greasoid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Ah, well. Worth a shot.
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Monsieur le Honk, Ghost Vacuum @greasoid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Better to leave well enough alone, then
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Monsieur le Honk, Ghost Vacuum @greasoid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Making fun of you, btw
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Monsieur le Honk, Ghost Vacuum @greasoid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
You're right, we should stop all this frivolous polling and focus on the one voice that has ever mattered to the voting public: Eli Valley
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Monsieur le Honk, Ghost Vacuum @greasoid.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
It's not even hard to get the right font
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Monsieur le Honk, Ghost Vacuum @greasoid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
please, anything to spend less time in the store when I lose
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Monsieur le Honk, Ghost Vacuum @greasoid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Thing I have been angriest at: soloing the 3-minute timer at the end of the mida questline Thing I have celebrated the most: soloing the 3-minute timer at the end of the mida questline
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Monsieur le Honk, Ghost Vacuum @greasoid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
(ironic, I know, since I'm asking for a bigger thumb, but a hopefully benign one)
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Monsieur le Honk, Ghost Vacuum @greasoid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Aggressive SBMM, with visible skill ratings. Loot disparity is the core fun of the extraction mode, how big a bet you place on yourself to hopefully pull more out. Getting placed with someone way out of your league doesn't feel like losing the bet, it feel like the house putting a thumb on the scale
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Monsieur le Honk, Ghost Vacuum @greasoid.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
look at my painters dog, I'm never getting human art back
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Monsieur le Honk, Ghost Vacuum @greasoid.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
A remix of the comic "feathers" from theycantalk.com. First panel: A goose squints at something out of frame and asks "Why are they staying home?" Second panel: The goose angrily chases a fleeing human in a puffy jacket, asking "WHY ARE THEY STAYING HOME?"
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Monsieur le Honk, Ghost Vacuum @greasoid.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
good guess!
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Monsieur le Honk, Ghost Vacuum @greasoid.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
my friend, you are the one writing the sephiroth posts
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Monsieur le Honk, Ghost Vacuum @greasoid.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
She's a real gamer
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Monsieur le Honk, Ghost Vacuum @greasoid.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
In order to process my issues with bodily autonomy, I will indulge in an art form where I am embodied by a digital avatar whose entire existence has been designed from the ground up by complete strangers. If they ever behave in a way not explicitly authorized by my button presses, I shall scream.
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Monsieur le Honk, Ghost Vacuum @greasoid.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Choosin (Austin) Texas
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Monsieur le Honk, Ghost Vacuum @greasoid.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
hmu when he follows through
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Monsieur le Honk, Ghost Vacuum @greasoid.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Also, I gotta mute, your pubic face in my mentions really sucks
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Monsieur le Honk, Ghost Vacuum @greasoid.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Effective
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Monsieur le Honk, Ghost Vacuum @greasoid.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
If sorry why repeat
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Monsieur le Honk, Ghost Vacuum @greasoid.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
Is it wrong to consider people who use terms in a way you don't like "bots?" Or is that only if your face looks like my grandpa's mons pubis?
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Chris Bratt @chrisbratt.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
In recent years, the media has quietly begun to change the way in which it writes about Bobby Kotick, the former CEO of Activision Blizzard. PMG investigates how Kotick used the threat of defamation to reshape his legacy in the games business, one article at a time. www.youtube.com/watch?v=kKwp...
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Inside Bobby Kotick's Campaign Against the Press
YouTube video by People Make Games
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Monsieur le Honk, Ghost Vacuum @greasoid.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Like how Tucker Carlson isn't all that fucking sowwy?
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Monsieur le Honk, Ghost Vacuum @greasoid.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Bets can pay off, though, I dunno what this is
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Monsieur le Honk, Ghost Vacuum @greasoid.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
And yet completely correct
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Monsieur le Honk, Ghost Vacuum @greasoid.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
weird but ok
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Monsieur le Honk, Ghost Vacuum @greasoid.bsky.social · 11/09/2026
Yeah, you make a million shorter uglier games in a year and I still only have time for 5. "Majority of them flop" isn't an indictment of player preference, it's an indictment of human population size and finite time
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Monsieur le Honk, Ghost Vacuum @greasoid.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
Oh
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Monsieur le Honk, Ghost Vacuum @greasoid.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
You have?
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Monsieur le Honk, Ghost Vacuum @greasoid.bsky.social · 09/09/2026
I haven't heard anything about El Sayed's years as a Blackwater merc
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Monsieur le Honk, Ghost Vacuum @greasoid.bsky.social · 02/09/2026
how am I supposed to relate to notable or talented people
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Monsieur le Honk, Ghost Vacuum @greasoid.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Changed how possible it feels
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Monsieur le Honk, Ghost Vacuum @greasoid.bsky.social · 15/08/2026
Do you want a list
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more mr. spice guy @juniorhoncho.bsky.social · 14/08/2026
spilled my expresso on the excalator trying to excape the food court without being escoriated by my extranged es-wife
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Monsieur le Honk, Ghost Vacuum @greasoid.bsky.social · 06/08/2026
Joy weeps for the colonists who have succumbed to the plague, finally letting the strength demanded of her slip for a moment. Gabriel kills/seals away Darius rather than letting him slide further into rampancy. The responsibilities of the family suite weigh heavy.
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Monsieur le Honk, Ghost Vacuum @greasoid.bsky.social · 02/08/2026
why are your hands like that
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