Reposted by Mad DogSean Kelly @seankelly.biz · 22/10/2025SECURITY QUESTION: What was the last name of your first grade teacher? MY FIRST GRADE TEACHER HACKING MY BANK ACCOUNT: I'm in 2169992
Reposted by Mad Dogceej @ceej.online · 12/07/2025starting a fitness trend where you dig yourself a new grave every morning 3161297
Reposted by Mad Dogdonni saphire @donni.bsky.social · 09/07/2025No offense, but I think all the bad guys should knock it off 1032436
Reposted by Mad DogMercedes Chandler @campcallout.bsky.social · 21/06/2025If you care about public lands. Please start speaking up. I’m literally begging you. Not enough folk seem to care about this issue. 22455117
Reposted by Mad DogAngry @angrystaffer.bsky.social · 09/06/2025Vanilla ISIS and Y’all-Qaeda need to sit the fuck down with the Civil War fantasies. Only a handful of you could run down the street without an inhaler, and you want to be deputized to go help ICE? Clown shit. 23972781272
Reposted by Mad DogUncle Duke @uncleduke1969.bsky.social · 15/05/2025Ciabatta not fuck with them, they don't knead to put up with naan of your shit. You butter believe they'll crumb right at you and you'll be toast, your loaf over. Do you want your mama putting flours on your grave? Crust me, that's just how they roll. Okay, challah at you later. 1654511615
Reposted by Mad Dogposting expert @beefdentist.bsky.social · 12/05/2025don’t ever fucking ask me to do long division again I’ll kiII you 3292
Reposted by Mad DogRazzball @razzball.bsky.social · 22/04/2025Possibly the best interview of all-time 38963761048
Reposted by Mad Dog🎮 Dr. Gremlin 😈 (they/she/any) @colorless.green · 21/04/2025so they're mycoblogging 426250984834
Reposted by Mad DogHC•° @hollycircling.bsky.social · 19/04/2025(me looking at my yard) wow this is just like animal crossing 459435
Reposted by Mad DogBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 17/04/2025This product is so good that you don’t even mind when it leaks all over your refrigerator because it fell on its side and somehow manages to do it every single time you buy it. That’s just the bargain you make with this stern old woman 4388952742
Reposted by Mad DogMicroplastics Sommelier @leastactionhero.bsky.social · 16/04/2025 just put socks on right out of the dryer 845098419
Reposted by Mad DogAdam Sharp @adamcsharp.bsky.social · 12/04/2025The Syrian Arabic word for a hamster is أبو جراب (abu jrab), where jrab refers to a pouch/saddlebag/tote. And abu often means “father of,” but can also function as a general honorific (like “mister”). So it’s not too big a stretch to say the Syrian Arabic word for a hamster means “Mister Saddlebags” 292164372235
Reposted by Mad DogHank Green @hankgreen.bsky.social · 13/04/2025I had a dream I got in a plane with RFK jr. as the pilot and he almost killed us three times and I kept sarcastically calling him “Bobby” and then he accidentally suffocated himself in an air lock and I had to go in and give him mouth to mouth to revive him, which worked. 225288454
Reposted by Mad Dogceej @ceej.online · 13/04/2025trying to avoid the subject of my secret fight club after running into a coworker at target while pushing an entire cart full of bandaids 1553954
Reposted by Mad Dog60 Minutes @60minutes.bsky.social · 07/04/202560 Minutes found no criminal record for 75% of the Venezuelan migrants the U.S. sent to a mega-prison in El Salvador. cbsn.ws/4lC4Vp5 10522772812831
Reposted by Mad DogAdam Kinzinger @adamkinzinger.substack.com · 04/04/2025Who did this? 13563503411140
Reposted by Mad Dogceej @ceej.online · 03/04/2025I’m completely bald but still use shampoo because I like my head to smell different than my butt 4494865
Reposted by Mad Dogalexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 03/04/2025when he dies they're gonna cut open his head and find there was only one of those wind-up monkeys playing the cymbals in there this entire time 47987134
Reposted by Mad DogBoomer @boomerthemoose.bsky.social · 29/03/2025I heard there was a secret ooze It turned four turtles into dudes But you don't really care for pizza, do ya? They fought like this, Two swords, a stick A couple sai Some nunchuck tricks Those Ninja boys-a callin Cowabunga 9070462424
Reposted by Mad DogJ. L. Westover @mrlovenstein.bsky.social · 25/03/2025your honor, the prosecution is killing the vibe 753551
Reposted by Mad Dogalexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 25/03/2025you send ONE "I'm BEARY sorry" card when someone is mauled by a grizzly and suddenly you're "fired from this national park" and "a disgrace to the profession" 819117
Reposted by Mad DogAcyn @acyn.bsky.social · 25/03/2025Bennet: Did you know the President’s Middle East advisor was in Moscow on this thread? This sloppiness, this incompetence, this disrespect for our intelligence agencies and the personnel who work for him is entirely unacceptable. It's an embarrassment 524177804574
Reposted by Mad DogBunny 🕊️ 🦋 🌊 🔔 🌈 🌲 💙 🌊 @pittsburghlady.bsky.social · 19/03/2025📝 .Write/Postcards: Demand media coverage 4/5. 📬 .Send to News Outlets: Mail them BEFORE March 24 so they land in newsrooms on time. 📸. Post & Share: Snap a pic of your postcard and use #DemandCoverage to show solidarity! 💬 Tag Friends & Comment: Drop a ✉️ or 📢 below in the comments if you’re in! 471046634
Reposted by Mad DogLaura Eek!! Hall @lauraehall.bsky.social · 13/03/2025Really enjoying this classic Sesame Street segment, two minutes of freestyle jazz riffing on saxophone factory footage 19270741974
Reposted by Mad DogClare Blackwood @clareblackwood.bsky.social · 08/03/2025Listening to radio ads right now is like "Canadians are strong. Canadians are tough. Canadians never back down. Canadians deserve the best. That's why at Bob's Lube Garage, we know your tire lube should smell like poutine and Lake Erie fish," 1758805810
Reposted by Mad Dogceej @ceej.online · 06/03/2025ADVENTURER FINDING MY DESICCATED SKELETON HUNCHED OVER A LAPTOP IN THE POST-APOCALYPTIC WASTELAND: This poor bastard. Probably didn't even see it coming MY LAST POST: "nuke" lmao. dumbass verb. oh you're going to "nuke me?" you're going to split apart my atoms? okay dude 741056
Reposted by Mad DogRead the book Read Raising Expectations (and Raising Hell) @jphillll.bsky.social · 04/03/2025Texted my friend who’s getting their PhD in economics right now: 1385661
Reposted by Mad DogGovernor Jared Polis @colorado.gov · 28/02/2025In Colorado, we support freedom, and we will not cater to a brutal Russian dictator who is no friend to America, our interests, or our future. America plays a crucial role in supporting our international allies and protecting democracy abroad; Colorado continues to stand with Ukraine. 5162396
Reposted by Mad Dogharpy @harpy.party · 22/01/2024the only "two factor authentication" i need are these (holds up fists) 116237
Reposted by Mad Dogsun also confirmed for flat ☀️ @vcr-wolfe.bsky.social · 20/02/2025when i was little teachers would tell me to stop looking at the ground when i walk bc that makes you look like a bullying victim (?) but really i was keeping my eye out to make sure i didnt step on any bugs 4962
Reposted by Mad Dogalexis simpson is confused by display name changes @amutepiggy.bsky.social · 20/02/2025there is a minion's head in the gutter in front of my toddler's school. is this a warning. a metaphor. what? 3285
Reposted by Mad DogWill Morrison @wamorrison95.bsky.social · 14/02/2025The Stonewall Inn released a response to the National Parks Service removing the word transgender from the park outside of the Inn. A great reminder that we have to look after each other 16265279654
Reposted by Mad DogCorey Brickley * Blight's Hollow Dot Com @coreybrickley.bsky.social · 13/02/2025Stuck on a project? Imagine you are an insane willem dafoe character lost in the reverie of endless toil. Make impulsive and reckless decisions! Hum/sing/mumble incoherently to yourself! Find delight in the minute chaos of repetitive actions! Choose to kill a man for speaking in an ambiguous tone 16785208
Reposted by Mad Dogdamniel spookradski @self.agency · 06/02/2025be the monkey wrench you want to see in the works 852968517
Reposted by Mad DogJorts (and Jean) @jortsthecat.bsky.social · 05/02/2025I sincerely don’t know why people aren’t physically stopping those dorks. Move shit. Lock doors. Lose the keys. Everyone switch seats. Turn off all the lights. Switch the signs on the elevator lobby. Make the settings all silly. Use a different language. Wear costumes. Fill rooms with balloons 16665205210691
Reposted by Mad DogDan Kaszeta FRHistS @dankaszeta.bsky.social · 06/02/2025The Papua New Guinea Courier is in rare form. 11582986910826
Reposted by Mad DogFred Wellman @fpwellman.bsky.social · 05/02/2025The United States Military Academy has just eliminated all Cadet clubs and activities for POC. Most of these have existed for decades like the Society of Black Engineers. They were there when I was a Cadet in 1987. All of the religious ones remain. This isn’t DEI. It’s white Christian Nationalism. 27156156025804
Reposted by Mad DogWeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 04/02/2025Here are my top 10 favorite winter dogs of all time! youtube.com/shorts/R2CCK...youtube.comTop 10 Favorite Winter Dogs of All TimeYouTube video by WeRateDogs 282278281
Reposted by Mad DogJonathan Slater @jonathanslater.bsky.social · 02/02/2025Just bought a ton of Ravioli and carried the cans to my car. BoyareDee’s Arms tired 1372489136
Reposted by Mad DogRodger Sherman @rodger.bsky.social · 03/02/2025you just know one of Elon’s teens is going to see the letters “BLM” and fire the entire Bureau of Land Management 1369686
