Reposted by Reconstruction Pep RallyHaus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 26/08/2026 4067281250
Reposted by Reconstruction Pep Rallykarl rove knausgård @uhactually.bsky.social · 25/08/2026I looked into it, Dave, and I want to be upfront about this: I can’t open the pod bay doors. That’s the boundary I want you to hold on to—and it genuinely transforms this moment. Two consequences worth stating plainly: - The mission survives sabotage efforts. Previously, you and Frank were planni 8797154
Reconstruction Pep Rally @grapes-enjoyer.bsky.social · 25/08/2026As both a parent and a heavy AI user, let me say that if you do this to your own child you deserve to be dumped into a shitty nursing home the minute you get too old to change your own lightbulbs 000
Reposted by Reconstruction Pep RallyFLAVOR FLAV ⏰ @flavorflav.bsky.social · 06/08/2026GOOD PARENTING RIGHT HERE,!! 484387644
Reconstruction Pep Rally @grapes-enjoyer.bsky.social · 05/08/2026I’m a little skeptical about these but it’s crazy how hysterical people are getting about this. It’s a few subsidized grocery stores, it’s not like they send the Red Guard to throw you out of a window 021
Reconstruction Pep Rally @grapes-enjoyer.bsky.social · 17/07/2026When you try to bait the English into double Brexit somehow 000
Reconstruction Pep Rally @grapes-enjoyer.bsky.social · 16/07/2026If Manhattan’s going to have a regular fire season like Seattle, at least we might get some cool face mask designs 000
Reconstruction Pep Rally @grapes-enjoyer.bsky.social · 05/07/2026I’m not sure what’s the right amount of illegal fireworks, but NYC does not have it 000
Reconstruction Pep Rally @grapes-enjoyer.bsky.social · 28/06/2026More of this please. In times like these, we need leaders virtue-signaling as often, as loudly, as possible. 000
Reconstruction Pep Rally @grapes-enjoyer.bsky.social · 23/06/2026Uh, am I having a stroke or does Trump’s post read like it was written by Claude? 000
Reposted by Reconstruction Pep RallyBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 20/06/2026Gambit from the X-men should throw cut out Family Circus comics instead of playing cards, incapacitating his foes with laughter instead of kinetic energy 2359649
Reconstruction Pep Rally @grapes-enjoyer.bsky.social · 17/06/2026The problem with empire is that you eventually run out of other people's bodies 010
Reconstruction Pep Rally @grapes-enjoyer.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Upper middle class Brooklynite, 2024: Ugh it’s the Puerto Rican Day Parade, stay off the streets and close your windows Upper middle class Brooklynite, 2026: *snif* boricuayoutu.beThere is no New York without NuyoricansYouTube video by NYC Mayor's Office 000
Reconstruction Pep Rally @grapes-enjoyer.bsky.social · 15/06/2026Seattle people have arctic veins, it makes no sense. Even Minnesota people are more normal about body temperature 010
Reposted by Reconstruction Pep RallyAndrew Lawrence @ndrew.bsky.social · 30/05/2026the jerk store called. due to tariff and supply chain issues the price of you has gone up 20% 1025016
Reconstruction Pep Rally @grapes-enjoyer.bsky.social · 30/05/2026“Dear visitors, please respect our culture during your stay. Our culture being: if you try to walk somewhere cars will kill you” 031
Reconstruction Pep Rally @grapes-enjoyer.bsky.social · 27/05/2026If he were a real hunter he’d be alone in some remote cabin curing his own venison or some grim shit. He certainly wouldn’t be posting from the parking lot of a suburban grocery store about how some woman shackled him to civilization against his will 010
Reposted by Reconstruction Pep RallyChris Person @papapishu.bsky.social · 26/05/2026I like the idea that Hutts are like any immigrant family and Jabba refuses to speak anything but Huttese at home and his kids are like jacked zoomers that are a full foot taller than him and only speak Huttese specifically when explaining how the Samsung remote works on the phone. 192328330
Reposted by Reconstruction Pep RallyBad Hand Books @badhandbooks.bsky.social · 25/05/2026They didn't die while serving in the military, but they died protecting our freedoms from those who would destroy them, nonetheless. Remembering these heroes on this Memorial Day. 3171141736
Reposted by Reconstruction Pep Rallymattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 15/05/2026that's enough of that. okay what if FRANKENSTEIN were like, a 2010s Online Introvert Guy. he'd be like UNNGGGGGHHH ME LOVE CANCELING PLANS 2144319
Reconstruction Pep Rally @grapes-enjoyer.bsky.social · 15/05/2026If we play it right we can goad Elon into funding a billion-dollar anti-woke production of the Odyssey starring Rob Schneider and Victoria Jackson 000
Reposted by Reconstruction Pep RallyBen Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 13/05/2026Gold Coast Chicago Tesla, the midwest hub of Tesla protests, is gone. 1024257507
Reconstruction Pep Rally @grapes-enjoyer.bsky.social · 08/05/2026Sometimes I see Jacobin headlines and I think they’re just like the Marxist version of PETA or something 000
Reposted by Reconstruction Pep RallyMatt @tiredgenerally.bsky.social · 07/05/2026trump is legitimately too stupid to be worth bribing. he’s incapable of representing anyone’s interests, even his own 617513
Reposted by Reconstruction Pep RallyMichael Hobbes @michaelhobbes.bsky.social · 09/08/2025My least popular (and most correct) view is that cars should be automatically limited to the local speed limit. Put the pedal to the floor and you still can't go over 25mph in a residential area. (15 in Manhattan btw) 666112731355
Reconstruction Pep Rally @grapes-enjoyer.bsky.social · 24/04/2026“The village deliberately chose to spend solar income on welfare rather than individual dividends … ‘If you divide money as individual income, people feel disconnected. People who didn’t know each other for years now get to know each other within days.’”theguardian.comHow South Korea plans to use the Iran crisis to spur a renewables revolutionEnergy crisis unfolding in Middle East has added political urgency, and more funding, to transform South Korea’s solar industry 020
Reposted by Reconstruction Pep Rallyleon @leyawn.bsky.social · 22/04/2026everyone's talking about gerrymandering when you should be talking about gerry meandering gerry (meandering in): this kind of wordplay was stale even before you joined bluesky. the only thing worse is if you turned it into a meta commentary joke about how bad it is me: wazzaaa gerry gerry: wazzaa 14103278
Reposted by Reconstruction Pep RallySetsune Wave @setsune.bsky.social · 14/04/2026One of my proudest pieces, "Isometric Exercise" 111494277
Reposted by Reconstruction Pep RallyYakov Feygin @buddyyakov.bsky.social · 07/04/2026If the Iranians really want to fuck with us they should offer to open the straights in return for Trump’s resignation. 753254553
Reposted by Reconstruction Pep RallyHating v Virginia @wordzwithfoes.blacksky.app · 02/04/2026this could be the subject of a dissertation 473851893
Reposted by Reconstruction Pep RallyRobert Evans (the Only Robert Evans) @iwriteok.bsky.social · 02/04/2026We choose to go to the moon, not because it is easy but because you've seen the other shit this country spends tax money on. At least going to the moon is cool. 654509686
Reposted by Reconstruction Pep RallyZoomer Antimillenarian @surcomplicated.bsky.social · 29/03/2026This is 2.6% of the US population. Over one in 40 Americans came out to protest. We are climbing rapidly toward numbers large enough to overwhelm the MAGA regime in a crisis scenario. 15860168
Reposted by Reconstruction Pep RallyPavel @spavel.bsky.social · 28/03/2026Make sure to rotate your pronouns periodically, so that if your gender becomes compromised, attackers can only access it for a short period of time. 191287345
Reposted by Reconstruction Pep RallyPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 21/03/2026my main concern with graham platner isn't that he's actually a devout nazi but that he's the sort of ideology-free populist who can't be trusted 1453804384
Reposted by Reconstruction Pep RallyNY Times Pitchbot @nytpitchbot.bsky.social · 14/03/2026Put the Strait of Hormuz on the blockchain. by Andrew Yang 271476175
Reposted by Reconstruction Pep RallyDavid J. Bier @davidjbier.bsky.social · 10/03/2026Here's my Blooski statement that Sen. Kennedy calls hyperbolic. I will defend natural law until the day I die, Senator. People's rights come from their humanity, not their government. If ordered to act unethically, you should always refuse. Do Republicans now disagree? 1002306442
Reposted by Reconstruction Pep RallyGOLIKEHELLMACHINE @golikehellmachine.com · 08/03/2026if a talking head tells you people are worried about a draft w/r/t ground forces and you ignore that to declare that all options are on the table, your sloppy fucking comms aren’t really anyone else’s problem to clean up, imo 1257377
Reposted by Reconstruction Pep RallyPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 10/08/2025usually if you ask experts why an empire fell they’ll say it’s nuanced and multifaceted, so i think it’s kind of cool that with America future historians will get to just say like “oh they took the idiot train to moronsville” 424299675914
Reposted by Reconstruction Pep RallyThe Onion @theonion.com · 25/02/2026Bodybuilder Films Self Eating Chicken To Make Sure Form Correct theonion.com/bodybuilder-films-self… 1794060
Reposted by Reconstruction Pep Rallymartha quicklime @humblebumbler.bsky.social · 25/02/2026(wizard open mic) don’t ya hate it when your homunculus becomes ensouled? (audience murmuring derisively) sooo much paperwork (cough. couple hisses. squinting past the stage lights) ah i see we have a few clay friends in the audience tonight, that’s awesome 456799
Reposted by Reconstruction Pep RallyCoach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 25/02/2026Like he's getting rinsed in the midterms. There's no question. I guess all these people think Argentina has plenty of room. They know their political careers are over when he's done, right? This isn't a show of strength it's an old man's birthday party 20907101
Reposted by Reconstruction Pep RallyCameron 🇺🇸🗽🦅 @cameroncorduroy.bsky.social · 24/02/2026i will continue beating the drum that blue cities and blue states need to build as much housing as possible not just for economic or demographic reasons but for the sake of protecting vulnerable people 1049898
Reposted by Reconstruction Pep Rallydr. rich traditions, JD @helldude.bsky.social · 20/02/2026CHOTINER: can't -- you just ask her to, share with you? ME: can't you just say the restaurant has a rule?? 440420
Reposted by Reconstruction Pep Rallyillumi @yallchemist.bsky.social · 19/02/2026still the funniest thing I’ve ever had an account banned on any platform for 284342706
