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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 30/05/2026
Artist: Tina Menzel
An illustration of a weary skeleton sitting at a table next to a tabby cat.

The skeleton sits on the left, resting its skull in its hand, looking down exhaustedly at a white bowl filled with colorful, loop-shaped breakfast cereal. A signature on the side of its skull reads "@TIINA_MENZEL". A speech bubble from the skeleton reads, "WHAT A YEAR, HUH?"

On the right, a domestic tabby cat sits next to a steaming yellow mug, looking up at the skeleton with wide eyes. Its speech bubble responds, "...IT'S MAY."
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Grant Alpaugh @grantalpaugh.bsky.social · 19/05/2026
they did it. they finally did it. the jersey that made me a gooner. #plchampions #coyg #myplmornings
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Aaron Rupar @atrupar.com · 02/03/2026
complete insanity
Pres Trump told me tonight the US had identified possible candidates to take over Iran, but they were killed in the initial attack.

"The attack was so successful it knocked out most of the candidates," Trump told me. "It's not going to be anybody that we were thinking of because they are all dead. Second or third place is dead."
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Luke BOO 👻 ber @coolhand.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
“now a major motion picture” shoot me in the face
The cover of wuthering heights with a now a major motion picture badge on it
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Brian Grubb @briancgrubb.bsky.social · 17/02/2026
it is important to remember that every social media platform stinks in its own unique way or ways the key is to find the one that stinks in the way that you find the most tolerable
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derek guy @dieworkwear.bsky.social · 16/02/2026
imagine being a beautiful cow and ending up as a boxy, three-button USA flag sport coat with a collar gap and the bottom-most button fastened
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 24/08/2025
Know your rights, Chicago. Ask for a warrant. Record the goons from a safe distance. We don’t want or need them here.
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WeRateDogs @weratedogs.com · 22/08/2025
Here are the Top 5 Dogs of the week!
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Heather Cox Richardson (TDPR) @hcrichardson.bsky.social · 20/08/2025
An idea:
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Niall Harbison @niallharbison.bsky.social · 12/08/2025
Things are really starting to look up for Mr Anthony Hopkins
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Kit Whitfield - fantasy writer @kitwhitfield.bsky.social · 09/08/2025
A tombstone in Bridgnorth, Shropshire, photographed by Andy Darby. Note the border inscription.
Gravestone inscribed: Alistair Stephen Fabian Mitchell. 13-6-1957, 10-2-2019. Barrister of the Middle Temple. My brain, socialist. My heart, anarchist. My eyes, pacifist. My blood, revolutionary. 

Around the edge, the legend: The only man in British legal history to be convicted of biting a policeman with someone else’s teeth.
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Ben Collins @bencollins.bsky.social · 30/07/2025
Holy shit, they did it. They wrote the headline.
NYC Mass Shooting Was Nearly Impossible to Prevent, Experts Say
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Niall Harbison @niallharbison.bsky.social · 22/07/2025
RIP Cindy Crawford. She had a golden end to her life. She sadly passed with her beloved family today 💔
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Scott Smith @stampergr.bsky.social · 05/07/2025
On July 5th 1948 Larry Doby became the first Black player in the American League, roughly 3 months after Jackie Robinson made his debut in the NL. #LarryDobyDay
Two baseball cards of Hall of Famer Larry Doby. The top shows him during his time playing for Cleveland, he has blue hat with red "C" 

The bottom card is from his time with Chicago White Sox. His had is blue with a red bill, and red C.
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Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez @aoc.bsky.social · 04/07/2025
Freedom from kings. Freedom from fascism. Power to the people forever. ♥️ Happy Independence Day 🇺🇸
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Grant Alpaugh @grantalpaugh.bsky.social · 29/06/2025
#guardiansbaseball
enjoying the beautiful day at progressive field
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Nick Varga @karaoke-god.bsky.social · 22/06/2025
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Justin Sherin @wychstreet.bsky.social · 21/04/2025
Fordham posted this, lol
pope francis grins as he tries on a Fordham basketball jersey
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Stealth40k @stealth40k.bsky.social · 20/04/2025
Nintendo paid homage to the 1991 Paul Rudd SNES commercial by bringing him back to make one for Switch 2. This is amazing.
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Jason K Pargin, author @jasonkpargin.bsky.social · 15/04/2025
Bad habits are easier to fix if they’re not yours
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Daniel A. Horwitz @danielahorwitz.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
THERE IS NO SUCH THING AS A “TRADE DEFICIT”—IT’S JUST CALLED “BUYING THINGS.” YOU DO NOT HAVE A TRADE DEFICIT WITH YOUR DENTIST JUST BECAUSE HE NEVER BUYS ANYTHING FROM YOU.
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John Wiswell @wiswell.bsky.social · 02/04/2025
A Black man just beat the record for the longest filibuster, defeating the record previously held by a man who filibustered the literal Civil Rights Act. As the time ticked over, Cory Booker announced he did it not out of hatred for who he opposed, but out of love for those who supported him.
youtube.com
LIVE: Cory Booker speaks on the Senate floor
YouTube video by Associated Press
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Richard M. Nixon @dicknixon.bsky.social · 28/03/2025
Time was if a rich man appeared in public dumping bags of money over people in return for votes, you were in a comic book.
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Must love 🐶 @rojorurba002.bsky.social · 13/03/2025
Literally everyone in America needs to see this ad. Right now. SHARE THIS EVERYWHERE. No matter what they say, THEY ARE COMING FOR MEDICARE / MEDICAID.
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CALL TO ACTIVISM @calltoactivism.bsky.social · 07/03/2025
Holy shit!! Trump just slipped on live TV that he lost the 2020 presidential election. Trump would HATE it if this goes viral:
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CALL TO ACTIVISM @calltoactivism.bsky.social · 02/03/2025
This is Marco Rubio explaining how the USA promised to defend Ukraine forever if they got rid of their nuclear arsenal left after the Soviet Union fell. This is why lil marco was sinking into the couch. He was hoping we wouldn’t find it…so don’t RT right now this very second.
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Grant Alpaugh @grantalpaugh.bsky.social · 22/02/2025
@dicknixon.bsky.social sir
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Grant Alpaugh @grantalpaugh.bsky.social · 04/02/2025
@dicknixon.bsky.social
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Grant Alpaugh @grantalpaugh.bsky.social · 21/01/2025
what a great day to be a buckeye
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Grant Alpaugh @grantalpaugh.bsky.social · 13/12/2024
@jonbois.bsky.social
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onion person @junlper.beer · 16/11/2024
jake paul has died
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Randall Munroe @xkcd.com · 02/08/2023
Chorded Keyboard xkcd.com/2583
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gamera obscura october edition @ohrobin.bsky.social · 27/07/2023
Musk may be an anti-vaxxer, a pedophile-apologist, and a megalomaniac, but he's a great businessma...
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Caræsten 🇵🇸 @cara.city · 06/07/2023
WE WILL RELEASE A NEW TWITTER CLONE EVERY HOUR UNTIL OUR DEMANDS ARE MET
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AS Paul @aspaul.bsky.social · 06/07/2023
Bluesky is for people who are terminally online in the “it’s ya boy tarantula dick” sort of way while Threads is for people who are terminally online in the “everything in my life is Content” sort of way
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Onion Weigher 🧅⚖️ @onionweigher.hellthread.vet · 06/07/2023
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 05/07/2023
i know gif support isn't even a top 50 priority here but i still think it would be nice
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Andy Richter @andyrichter.co · 05/07/2023
I know one of you is Elon Musk, and I will figure it out
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Dee @figgled.bsky.social · 05/07/2023
[waving hand dismissively] yes yes the horrors are ceaseless and all-consuming
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
Hey bluesky pals, quick question: Just hit and killed an angel with fireworks (accident). Is the Christian god known to be wrathful? 😬
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jamelle @jamellebouie.net · 04/07/2023
so here is the thing about my favorite hat. it rules but also, i can totally tell when someone thinks they’re about to see a maga hat
jamelle in a red “starfleet academy” hat
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Jill Krajewski @jillkrajewski.bsky.social · 03/07/2023
A split photo of Margo Robbie as Barbie, wearing all pink, next to Cillian Murphy as Oppenheimer, in black-and-white. The Bluesky logo is superimposed over Barbie. The Twitter logo is superimposed over Oppenheimer.
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
a big reason why i’m so excited to live in this time is that potato chips are getting better and better. higher quality, more brands, more flavors. they’re so much better than they were when i was a kid, and i can’t wait to see what the world of chips has next in store for us
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Kristi Yamaguccimane @wapplehouse.bsky.social · 04/07/2023
Call me Paul cuz I’m about to eat Atreides cookies
A tray of cookies
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