Dee @figgled.bsky.social · 27/02/2026Is that a hot dog in your pocket or am I just really hungry for a hot dog 1332
Reposted by Deejosh (oldfriend99) @oldfriend99.bsky.social · 28/01/2026Mr bean is short for Mysterious bean 431634
Dee @figgled.bsky.social · 08/01/2026I yassified my bf & his mum when she joked I should filter her face and forgot to delete the subscription so I paid $59 for this 2410
Dee @figgled.bsky.social · 13/12/2025Grateful to the boomer who told me childfree people have zero stress and complete financial security, I didn’t realise what I had 🙏🏼 0341
Dee @figgled.bsky.social · 10/12/2025Finally got the courage to correct someone for spelling my name wrong and I called them a completely incorrect name. I’m sorry Ann/Jane 0190
Dee @figgled.bsky.social · 06/12/2025This expensive Dyson fan may not be efficient, but at least it’s ear-shatteringly loud 0301
Dee @figgled.bsky.social · 11/11/2025Wrote about the teen social media ban, specifically Reddit www.theguardian.com/media/commen...theguardian.comFrom AusLegal to AmItheAsshole: why I’m downvoting the social media ban on Reddit | Deirdre FidgeWe know young people are dancing on Tik Tok, and doing whatever the hell is happening on Kick, but my sympathies are with those about to be booted off Reddit 0169
Dee @figgled.bsky.social · 11/11/2025Surprisingly, the least popular magnet at this hospital gift shop is the one saying ‘HAPPINESS: IT’S A CHOICE’ 1211
Dee @figgled.bsky.social · 06/11/2025House near me has a big handmade sign: ‘NO DO-GOODERS’ and I desperately want to knock & ask what prompted the sign. It’s not do-gooder behaviour to be annoying 2251
Dee @figgled.bsky.social · 19/10/2025Found out an article I wrote was in the HSC exam! Kind of cool to be honest www.theguardian.com/commentisfre...theguardian.comMy essay about childhood heroes was in this year’s HSC English exam – it made me rethink who mine really were | Deirdre FidgeEveryone warned me against choosing humanities-heavy subjects – but these classes opened my mind and excited me in ways that still affect me today 1291
Dee @figgled.bsky.social · 25/03/2025Spare a thought for Melbourne youths, they’re going through a lot (Elon Musk made ketamine lame) 01068
Reposted by Deebbqcornnuts @bbqcornnuts.bsky.social · 20/02/2025@figgled.bsky.social Is this you? Because it aged extremely well. 1281
Reposted by Deemikyork.bsky.social @mikyork.bsky.social · 08/03/2025This is one of my favorite publications and the whole family reads it. Can’t recommend it enough. Worth getting it in print (even with expensive shipping to US) but can get it electronically. 131
Dee @figgled.bsky.social · 25/03/2025whenever a study shows excessive screen time causes brain damage i'm like yeah. me know 246188
Dee @figgled.bsky.social · 07/12/2023fucking hell i wish i could lay in bed while people gathered around saying Oh come let us adore him 2628
Dee @figgled.bsky.social · 08/11/2023Hi mate I saw your posts about haters and wanted to clarify. you’re just 38 and really annoying. Anyway hope you’re good 0302
Dee @figgled.bsky.social · 03/11/2023Was asked to write something light so I wrote about spring: hay fever, semen trees and bird attacks! www.theguardian.com/commentisfre... 0100
Dee @figgled.bsky.social · 29/10/2023Play stupid games, win a lot of friendship. Friends are the best for stupid games. And you just can’t put a price on fun 0191
Dee @figgled.bsky.social · 07/10/2023Saying ‘rise and grind’ at a moderate volume to an empty room and remaining in bed for 3-6 hours 0528
Dee @figgled.bsky.social · 04/10/2023Does anyone on this site know what Frankie is? Anyway it’s a v cool magazine I write for that you can buy (in Aus only sorry), new issue out now 3391
Dee @figgled.bsky.social · 02/10/2023the feeble man scuttling behind me? pay him no heed. that’s just my little stinker 0190
Dee @figgled.bsky.social · 18/09/2023it’s like I always say, you gotta break a few eggs if you want to get attention in the supermarket 0602
Dee @figgled.bsky.social · 05/09/2023bf playing Balder’s Gate and I’m asking so many questions about Grat the trader’s retail processes and bartering system that even I have become tired of the conversation 1191
Dee @figgled.bsky.social · 04/08/2023Thinking about when I wore a guy’s button shirt after sex but instead of looking hot I looked like an office worker having a psychotic break 5694
Reposted by Deeegg morning 🐣 @mdixonsmith.bsky.social · 03/08/2023I love this from the incredible @figgled.bsky.social -- we're always screaming at ITYSL "that's so stupid!!!" but honestly therein lies the genius!!! 141
Dee @figgled.bsky.social · 03/08/2023New from me: dumb! Dumb! Dumb (I’m chanting) www.smh.com.au/culture/tv-and-radio…smh.com.auMake it dumber: I’ve had enough of smart comedies, give me the sillyI want entertainment that gives me an escape from the news cycle, not a rehashing of it. 2214
Dee @figgled.bsky.social · 31/07/2023You ever get baked and eat a mandarin my brother life is beautiful 3502
Dee @figgled.bsky.social · 30/07/2023It’s not complicated I just think people who hurt my feelings should be chained to a rock and have their liver chomped out by an eagle 514019
Dee @figgled.bsky.social · 30/07/2023Please stop asking what I’ve been ‘up to’. You know I’ve been breaking into the Montessori school at night and studying the cubes. 1435
Dee @figgled.bsky.social · 19/07/2023Whenever I read that the vagina is self-cleaning all I hear is Roomba Pussy 1027935
Dee @figgled.bsky.social · 17/07/2023This guy pops up in a thing? Breathe easy. It’s all gonna be okay 1140
Dee @figgled.bsky.social · 15/07/2023Barbie branding has taken over Candy Crush. This is the final straw. Margot the Candyverse is my shame zone and you have no place here 0192
