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The Heathen Historian 🔻 @heathenhistory.bsky.social · 3h
The fact that the tree is as old as the United States should not be lost on anyone. What a metaphor.
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Steve Mullis @stevemullis.net · 05/10/2026
[car dealership waiting room] Me: [chanting] knobs, knobs- Other car buyers: knobs, KNOBS Car salesman: [pounding desk] KNOBS, KNOBS, KNOBS!
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Knobs Returning To Some Automakers’ Vehicles, To The Relief Of Many
Auto companies are listening to the complaints of consumers, who want their knobs and buttons back.
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Jake Berg @jacobsberg.bsky.social · 1h
I’d like to walk around cherry blossom and magnolia trees, dammit
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Micah @rincewind.run · 4h
damnatio memoriae is the right thing to do with trump for many reasons and at the top of the list is the fact that it will make him so, so angry
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gospodyina @gospodyina.bsky.social · 2h
Wanna get irrationally angry at some eighth notes?
Straightforward SATB arrangement of It Came Upon a Midnight Clear. Despite being in 6/8, the melody over “came upon a” is rendered as a quarter note, a pair of eighths, and another pair of eighths.
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gospodyina @gospodyina.bsky.social · 8h
Getting the car looked at
What's that Boots Randolph movie about code switching? Anyway the guys at [redacted] service are unerringly polite.

Sorry to Bother You. I think about that movie plenty!
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 9h
aisandetsarepeopletoo says: "Apparently Ethiopian Baboons are starting to domesticate wolves, which is giving scientists new insights about what it might have been like when early humans did that. That's cool pretty cool!" 

A reply by argumate adds: ""not quite as cool as we thought!" scream scientists, as baboons riding wolves come pouring out of the forest".
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Hildur Knútsdóttir @hildur.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Evening
A church, a hospital, a school and northern lights
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Dreadnought Holiday @dreadships.bsky.social · 9h
This raises a really important question: A) Moby Dicks B) Mobys Dick Or C)Mobies Dick
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U.S. Consumer Product Safety Commission @cpsc.gov · 9h
It's Knife Ghost season.
A pumpkin patch. In the distance, a faint image of a blue ghost surrounded by a halo of carving knives. The text reads: you're carving. The knife ghost waits. Because you're using a knife. Instead of a pumpkin carving kit. Always use a pumpkin carving kit, never a knife.
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Charlotte Lydia Riley @lottelydia.bsky.social · 12h
"discreet"
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Association of English Cathedrals @englishcathedrals.co.uk · 12h
A living community of prayer and hospitality. At Wells Cathedral you can enjoy the wonderful display of medieval statues on the West Front, the graceful scissor arches, the humorous carvings on the pillars, and the deep colours of the stained glass. 📷 Iain MacLeod-Jones
Front view of a Wells cathedral with two tall towers and intricate stone carvings under a cloudy sky.Wide stone staircase inside Wells Cathedral with worn steps and a handrail on the left side leading to an arched doorway.Interior view of Wells cathedral with vaulted ceilings and rows of wooden pews.Long wooden corridor lined with shelves filled with old books under a beamed ceiling in a historic library.
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John Gallagher @earlymodernjohn.bsky.social · 13h
Taking solace in the new George Smiley casting with the idea that maybe one day I, a similarly tubby and unprepossessing character, might one day be played by the handsome and urbane Matthew Macfadyen.
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The Author, Séamas O'Reilly @seamas.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
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The true workout for my heart preceded all that, however, when the refs organised the teams. These were two kind and affable young coaches who work at the sports centre. Their true youth was not apparent to me until some idle football chat on the touchline revealed that neither of them – both Arsenal fans – were alive when Arsenal won the title in 2004. As my weary bones turned to dust beneath my skin, I realised they were considerably closer in age to my son than they were to me.
This might therefore lend forgiveness to their team selection policy, which could only have been devised by an amoral child, and which unfolded in precisely the way it did when I was a kid; namely, two boys selected to pick players one by one from the group until two, ostensibly equal, teams are populated. The issue with this, quite obviously, is that it institutes a ranking system for every child on the pitch, kicking off a fun day’s football with a soul-destroying popularity contest for no reason whatsoever.Yes, my son was one of the last picked, which made rational sense given he’d never played a football match before. And yes, my son didn’t appear to mind this at all, so I am likely overthinking the effects of this ruthless system and making it all about my own feelings. I am, doubtless, a soft, modern, overprotective dad, bringing his own childhood traumas to bear on something my son doesn’t care that much about. So, I’ll just say that the sight of him hopping on the spot, hands outstretched, pleading to be picked while being passed over time and again, made me want to shoot someone with a harpoon, and I’ll leave it at that.
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Eric Umansky @ericumansky.bsky.social · 12h
NEW FROM PP The Trump admin keeps denying immigration agents are grabbing Americans, so we tracked it 500+ Americans detained 70+ kids, some cuffed or zip-tied 60+ held after filming 36+ held for day+ w/o access to lawyer ~12 deported (yes, deported) projects.propublica.org/american-cit....
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More Than 500 U.S. Citizens Have Been Detained, Including Handcuffed or Held at Gunpoint, in Trump’s Immigration Crackdown — ProPublica
The government doesn’t track how often immigration officers detain U.S. citizens. So ProPublica did. We’ve found more than 500 Americans who were held against their will during this Trump administrati...
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gospodyina @gospodyina.bsky.social · 23h
The Snallygaster list is out! The Snallygaster list is out!
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Scott is Bayin' at the Moon @scottmaybstoned.bsky.social · 23h
Sad: in the grand scope of time all my works and deeds with be but dust on the ash heap of history. Funny: same thing but it's Trump realizing it.
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gospodyina @gospodyina.bsky.social · 23h
I failed to interpret the dentist’s statement “this will wear off in 3-4 hours” as “everything from the neck up will pulsate with pain in 3-4 hours,” and that’s probably on me
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 23h
I don't think there's any fixing Trump's heart, which only leaves him the one option
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Elizabeth Anne, PhD @lacksauthority.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
never the wrong time for this classic
Screenshot of a tweet by @RobbtKraft reading “scientist: "does everyone here know what Watson and Crick discovered?" 
me from back of room: "Rosalind Franklin's notes"”
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McSweeney's @mcsweeneys.net · 05/10/2026
"Seven former Cornell students are accused of sexually assaulting another student who says she was incapacitated. Messages allegedly inviting other frat members were sent to a group chat during the assault. Everyone is talking about the seven. I keep thinking about the others." buff.ly/z7yWbR2
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An Open Letter to Cornell University from the Mother of a Prospective Male Student
“Seven former Cornell students are accused in a civil lawsuit of sexually assaulting another Cornell student who says she was incapacitated. Messages alleged...
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Olivia Waite @oliviawaite.com · 05/10/2026
There is a bleak sort of pleasure in telling people who bring up AI in casual conversation, “Actually, I’m one of the authors AI stole from. Not an exaggeration. The judge ordered them to send me a check.” It hits them different when it’s a real person saying it.
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los 🦦 @los-los.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
An Amish musical group called Rage Against The Machines
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Tom @tomel.bsky.social · 26/09/2026
Enrico Fermi on December 2nd, 1942:
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farner @farnerb0cken.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
men who sacrifice liberty for bibberty deserve neither
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Delilah S. Dawson @delilahsdawson.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
me, age 20: Oh, Mrs. Bennett, your 'nerves'. Sooo annoying. 🙄 me, age 48, in perimenopause: This woman has 5 DAUGHTERS and NO MONEY and a husband WHO WON'T WORK and spends all his time SMIRKING IN A LAY-Z BOY, staring at PIG BALLS and at any moment the whole family will be HOMELESS.
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mattie lubchansky @mattielubchansky.com · 05/10/2026
no....no!!!!!
lowly worm is now driving the trolley problem trolley :(
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gospodyina @gospodyina.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
@actualnames.bsky.social apologies if you’ve been sent this 30-50 times, but if not, saddle up for the East-West Bowl
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Miranda Keeling @mirandakeeling.com · 05/10/2026
Man in North London: You're from Sweden? Woman: Yes. Man: How do you guys cope with the dark winters? Woman: Oh that's simple. We get depressed.
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Bill Kuchman @billkuchman.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
The internet caught on because people enjoyed the internet. Netscape didn’t have to threaten people with it.
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 05/10/2026
Brain: You're going to be sad today. Me: Why? Brain: What do you mean? Me: I mean, what is the reason for being sad? Brain: I'm not sure I follow. Me: What is the cause of the sadness? Brain: Are you even speaking English right now?
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 05/10/2026
Shocked and saddened to learn that Dennis Hastert had still been alive
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
The Random Recruiter   
@randomrecruiter   

Guess I'll cancel my weekend, the shareholders need me   

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Hey, quick question. I noticed you logged off at 5:02 PM yesterday. Totally fine! Just want to make sure you're still passionate about the mission.
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Sameer Ashar @sameer-ashar.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
This is my nephew, please forward to your networks, esp any University of Maryland students.
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Alex Awoos @alex-awoos-backup.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
I feel like more people should be talking about this part
Screenshot from the article that reads, The Stud, San Francisco's oldest gay bar, was only able to have its Meta pages restored because of the bars popularity among gay tech executives with connections to Meta
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Eli Balin @elibalin.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I love the moment in these where, for lack of a better phrase, the bass drops.
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Sarah Walsh @bigdamnherossir.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
I'M SAYING!!!
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Raysident Evil @sireviscerate.myatproto.social · 05/10/2026
Tried to fight fire with fire, but it turns out fire is a fire-type, strong to fire attacks. Terrible advice.
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Humor Satire Memes @funnysnarkyjoke.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Fred Delicious (@Fred_Delicious)

help im covered in chameleons & no one believes me
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"Horrifying Monster" Ella Tailor 🎃🎃 $295/$700 @garaktailor.com · 04/10/2026
What if a lady relaxed and looked upon her works and said "it is good"? What then?
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jadehawk "FREE ŁINK" @jadehawk.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
yeah i fucking wanna know who this "everybody" was supposed to have been. who out there had internet forced on them and hated it.
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Jennifer C. Martin @notreallyjcm.bsky.social · 03/10/2026
Extremely grateful for these two grocery store ladies recreating Prodigy’s Firestarter
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Tara Shoe @tarashoe.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
no YOU stop Donald Trump! bitch. i can’t do shit. I can’t even get an in-network referral for annual blood work and youre physically mailing me from your dc office YOU stop him
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Maddie Machine @theuglymachine.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Welcome to my palace. One of my guards only tells truths, while the other only speaks lies. My opsec and humint are in shambles
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gospodyina @gospodyina.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
@lingthusiasm.com regional accent alert
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Matt @mbunchanumbers.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
So there has been a trend in recent weeks of flyovers getting as low as possible above the stadium and, uh, it will be interesting to see what ends up reversing that trend
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Kim Kelly @kimkelly.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
Just casually shredding along with Tom Morello, what a queen
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maya apparitionpussy @membrane.hellstar.plus · 04/10/2026
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Ian Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 04/10/2026
Very terrible thing, changing the clocks, very dangerous. They have the pigs and a dog in the red fireman helmet, they're down on the ground holding the big round trampoline
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Pizza Las Vegas @muyrando.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
You want some fresh air? What's wrong with the older air? Are you some kind of air pervert?
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