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Queertzalcoatlus

@goosegloriosa.bsky.social
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Queertzalcoatlus @goosegloriosa.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Also got some windchimes!
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Queertzalcoatlus @goosegloriosa.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Had this idea for a while and now you can add it to your house! House in a house!
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beetle moses @beetlemoses.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
Three panel comic. Panel 1: on the set of the Jerry Springer show, a man sits in a chair. Jerry signals off-stage and says, “we have with us: your ancestor who crawled out of the ocean 375 million years ago!” Panel 2: the live studio audience is booing. Panel 3: security attempts to break up a fight between the man on stage, and his ancestor, a tiktaalik.
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𝖙𝖔𝖔𝖙𝖍 🦷🌿 @toothandbranch.bsky.social · 05/10/2026
ANHINGA ✧ new artwork 🪶 #acrylic #traditional #painting
Acrylic painting of a female anhinga, an orange-footed water bird with a long neck, spearing a fish on its beak. The subject is contorted in a square frame, with its neck bending into a fishing hook shape. The background is plain, a pale sea glass green.
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Queertzalcoatlus @goosegloriosa.bsky.social · 04/10/2026
When you’re mean to me this is who you’re being mean to
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Ben Towle @benzilla.bsky.social · 02/10/2026
Stephen King by Naoki Urasawa. Neil Young t-shirt is a nice touch!
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Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 02/10/2026
This will never stop blowing my mind. A 12-year sequence of real telescope images of a star 133 lightyears away. And around it, four planets slowly orbiting. Four real exoplanets, each more massive than Jupiter, imaged as they move around their host star.
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Simkaye 🌈 @simkaye.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
anyone else feel like this
A digital illustration of a quetzalcoatlus perched on telephone wires among a flock of crows
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Evelyndroid's Aperture Science and Bugge-Finding 🏳️‍⚧️🕷️ @apsciencebylyn.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Mr Attidops cinctipes, in a lovely little mossy crevice in magnolia bark. Very small 🤎 #EmotionalSupportSpood
Lumpy brown jumping spider with stripy stubby legs, peering at you from a mossy crevice
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Queertzalcoatlus @goosegloriosa.bsky.social · 01/10/2026
House of leaves but it’s a double wide
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Queertzalcoatlus @goosegloriosa.bsky.social · 30/09/2026
Getting mad at JCO for being snobby is like getting mad at the wind or the sun.
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Paul Byrne @theplanetaryguy.com · 30/09/2026
This is a photograph of the edge of one of Saturn's rings, looking down from above. Those spiky dark shapes are shadows. Shadows of giant towers of ice and dust grains clumped together that rise up to three *kilometres* above the 10-m thick rings.
A series of bands cross the image from left to right, brighter at the bottom and darkening towards the top. A band of empty space is at the top of the image. About a quarter down from the top is a complex pattern of jagged, spiky shadows cast onto the rings. The icy towers casting the shadows are seen here at a highly oblique angle.
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Quest 64 Official @quest64official.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
Who people in gas masks sitting on a sidewalk in what appears to be a post apocalypse type setting 

Person 1: I miss the internet 
Person two hands them a piece of paper they just wrote on. It says "PS1 had like 90,000 RPGs and the N64 had maybe 2. Please Retweet 
Person 1: thank you

Original by goodbearcomics
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Queertzalcoatlus @goosegloriosa.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
me and my friends would have kileld Dots with hammers I can tell you that much
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Ryan J Hollister @phaneritic.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
@weatherpeens.bsky.social hall of fame here.
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Entomemeology @entomemeology.bsky.social · 29/09/2026
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Haus of Decline @hausofdecline.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
A man points to himself and says "I'm bisexual". A giant hand from outside the panel comes down on the man with an eraser as the man shrieks "NO! NO!" The cartoonist holding the eraser says "ain't I a stinker?" a la Bugs Bunny in Duck Amuck.
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Queertzalcoatlus @goosegloriosa.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
They will when I’m done with them
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Awful Announcing @awfulannouncing.bsky.social · 28/09/2026
"A TRIO IN RIO!" Jim Nantz and J.J. Watt went crazy on the CBS broadcast during the incredible Ravens-Cowboys finish in Brazil. 🏈🎙
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pixelatedboat aka “mr bluesky” @pixelatedboat.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Are people who don’t listen to modern pop country better than people who do listen to modern pop country? Yes, obviously.
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Queertzalcoatlus @goosegloriosa.bsky.social · 27/09/2026
Pretty pleased with my little baba yaga house
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Ele Willoughby @minouette.bsky.social · 25/09/2026
The Yeti crab is really a squat lobster so I’m sharing it this National Lobster Day! This is a handprinted lino block print of the Yeti crab (Kiwa hirsuta), a crustacean with silky blond setae (resembling fur, which reminded scientists of the Abomnible Snowman) found on the Pacific-Antarctic 🧪🐡🦞
A linocut print on a black vertical rectangle of kozo paper of a yeti crab from above with its two elongated and fury arms reaching upwards.
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Dave Vetter @davidrvetter.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Happy Kicked In The Head By A Horse Day, to all who celebrate. It's the 7th anniversary of this absolute banger.
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lauren @lauren.rotatingsandwiches.com · 25/09/2026
instantly iconic i'm afraid
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Queertzalcoatlus @goosegloriosa.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
most ethical and competent higher ed admin
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Queertzalcoatlus @goosegloriosa.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
West Michigan is the South Africa of the Midwest: crushed under the despotic will of racist Dutch people
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Queertzalcoatlus @goosegloriosa.bsky.social · 24/09/2026
Don't pick fights with those on the left you should share solidarity with, pick fights with your local state representatives on facebook.
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Erin Fogg says Free Link @criminalerin.bsky.social · 22/09/2026
Tired: Manmade child annihilating zipline beyond physics comprehension Wired: Grok maims a man on a halfpipe then gets him fired, patent advice sought
From r/legal advice:

I used AI to invent a new skateboard trick that coworker tried & he got hurt. Can he sue me?

My coworker & I were using Grok to generate new types of skateboard tricks that have never been done and I used Grok AI to discover a new trick called a “Pipe It,” which is kind of like skating down a halfpipe but using the AI to calculate the physics and angles, we can go a lot steeper when dropping in. We watch a lot of skate videos on our phone during breaks, so we decided to do a type of skate video with new tricks. 

Grok made up this skateboard trick & I told it to be very careful and use science/physics to make sure that it was as cool as possible but also realistic. Basically, a Pipe It is taking a long 2x4 and placing it up against a wall (like 7 ft tall) and sliding down the wood board using the skateboard with the wheels on either side of the 2x4, kind of like grinding Tony Hawk video game style, but straight down. Grok said it would be possible to pop off the board at the last minute to land & that this would have been a brand new trick. 

Anyways, my coworker tried it in the parking lot during our lunch break at work but immediately fell face first into the floor and busted his nose. He had already gotten written up before, so he couldn’t leave in the middle of the day to change, so when we tried to go back in with blood everywhere our boss got mad and told him to go home  maybe he could get called back in for another shift). He hasn’t gotten called back so I think he’s fired.

Now my coworker is saying that the Pipe-It is my fault & he’s going to sue me. Can he do that? even if he can, it’s not my fault because I told Grok to be as safe as possible and to make sure that the Pipe-It was realistic. Basically, he did the trick wrong and is mad that he couldn't do it and that he lost his job. Can I get in trouble? Also, sorry if I can't combine questions, but can I patent the Pipe It so Grok or he can't steal it now that we're fighting?
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Mike X. Nichols @mikexnichols.bsky.social · 17/12/2025
when I saw Shin Godzilla in theaters, and Godzilla was introduced, a guy in my showing looked confused, took out his phone, and searched for “Godzilla.”
Shin Godzilla (2016). Godzilla attacks. The creature is in one of its early forms in the film.
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Bird 🌲 @birdwarde.bsky.social · 04/09/2026
emotional over fall migration
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Queertzalcoatlus @goosegloriosa.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
I don't know Jim
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Jon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 21/09/2026
a catch is when a possession consists of at least one football move, unless there is first intent that can clearly be observed. the if the intent is observed concurrently with the possession, the ball carrier must first establish zone in space. zone in space is an acquiescence of one's football self
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Coach Finstock @coachfinstock.bsky.social · 20/09/2026
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Stephanie 🍉 @ageofoddish.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
mmygod
the slut gnomes of false berlin jeopardy bluesky posttoday's jeopardy categories. the last 2 are "false berlin" and "bizarre little men"
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Queertzalcoatlus @goosegloriosa.bsky.social · 19/09/2026
Ai Actress Shocks Chinese Restaurant Staff by Speaking in Perfect Mandarin
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Natee (they/them) @himmapaan.bsky.social · 25/09/2025
In honour of #FatBearWeek.
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Queertzalcoatlus @goosegloriosa.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
There's nothing more blusky than the guy i saw who responded to the article about the Microsoft executive saying their LLMs were doing "the largest theft of labor in human history" with "oh yeah? what about slavery??"
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Norm Charlatan @normcharlatan.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
If you are in line to give up 84 points to the Buffalo Bills tonight, please stay in line.
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Cullen @hellocullen.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
the wet bandits trying to rob a house
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Queertzalcoatlus @goosegloriosa.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
Bills playing the Canadian national anthem at their new stadium heralds the great age of woke 2.0 and a bills super bowl win
painting of babe ruth pointing
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Pope BoniSkeetz of Avignon @tjay56.bsky.social · 18/09/2026
@ the lions
humiliation and suffering have been decreed upon you
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Hell Frasier: Bloodline @babadooknukem.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
R/Philadelphia news story: "ice recruit fatally shoots himself..."

Top comment, with 1703 updoots: "go birds"
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Queertzalcoatlus @goosegloriosa.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
Reading Annihilation in my 20s: wow, this book says a lot about identity, bureaucracy, nature, and alienation Reading Annihilation now: wow, this book is about Florida
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Queertzalcoatlus @goosegloriosa.bsky.social · 17/09/2026
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Queertzalcoatlus @goosegloriosa.bsky.social · 16/09/2026
We cookin
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Brian Barrish @brianbarrish.bsky.social · 14/09/2026
MALALA SAYS GO BIRDS
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Mona Robles Corzo @monarobot.bsky.social · 08/02/2026
Here’s some sketches exploring one of my ideas for the creature from “The Terror” by Dan Simmons, and how I imagined it could work as a supernatural element while still able to be mistaken for a polar bear at a glance or in the distance~
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Justin Ferguson @auburnobserver.com · 13/09/2026
Josh Allen
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Pope BoniSkeetz of Avignon @tjay56.bsky.social · 21/12/2025
Was just sent this. Fuck you, Go Bills.
A post by the glumlots on Instagram. It shows Jim Kelly in 90s sideline bills gear and the caption reads 

Go Bills
Fuck Ice
free Palestine
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Queertzalcoatlus @goosegloriosa.bsky.social · 13/09/2026
i will never escape samsara
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