Reposted by @gogetshinebox.bsky.socialWalter MOONdale @dabenner.bsky.social · 24/07/2026HALDEMAN: He's a merry fellow, Tom Bombadil, sir. HAIG: [indecipherable] and his boots are yellow. NIXON: Christ. 31258273
Reposted by @gogetshinebox.bsky.socialCRIMINAL SIMPSONS @criminalsimpsons.bsky.social · 26/03/2026Of course, for safety reasons, we don't keep the cannon loaded. It's just common sense. 1356589
Reposted by @gogetshinebox.bsky.socialZack Beauchamp @zackbeauchamp.bsky.social · 30/01/2026Chris Rufo is so upset about the Minneapolis protests that he is resorting to anti-Nordic racism christopherrufo.com/p/the-curse-... 4484153914
gogetshinebox.bsky.social @gogetshinebox.bsky.social · 28/01/2026*Trump oozes into the stage like a slug and shits himself* 000
Reposted by @gogetshinebox.bsky.socialMusicology Duck @musicologyduck.bsky.social · 25/01/2026if you are a staffer, it's your job to tell him i am the Bailey's pet duck, i don't make the rules 02238
Reposted by @gogetshinebox.bsky.socialthe abbot of unreason (an archaeologist) @merovingians.bsky.social · 23/01/2026the reason conservatives are so feral about Jay Jones is that they viewed his challenge to Miyares as a referendum on whether you can openly wish death on them after one of their own got murked and it's a referendum they lost decisively 642051
Reposted by @gogetshinebox.bsky.socialDanny Cherry Jr (twitter/Insta/tiktok: @Deecherrywriter) @deecherrywriter.bsky.social · 21/01/2026Two unconventional signs of severe incoming weather: 1. A waffle house being closed 2. Ted Cruz hopping on a plane to take a vacation 261030249
Reposted by @gogetshinebox.bsky.socialPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 20/01/2026“everyone’s saying the market will collapse” ok but when you say “everyone” do you actually mean a large group of extremely broke people who couldn’t accurately pick stocks under any conditions 21101728
Reposted by @gogetshinebox.bsky.socialAndy Craig @andycraig.bsky.social · 16/01/2026You would have thought it was Kissinger, but having the actual physical Nobel Peace Prize publicly bartered in exchange for a literal international war is the point at which we can say whatever Alfred Nobel had in mind has run its course and then some, time to pull the plug. 12772138
Reposted by @gogetshinebox.bsky.socialMark Harris @markharris.bsky.social · 15/01/2026These people have the worst cases of Stockholm Syndrome! The answer to this should be, "You're a public servant. I expect you to answer my question civilly and without insults. If you can't, find me someone who can." What would happen? He'd get barred from these sham events? And lose what, exactly? 741715326
Reposted by @gogetshinebox.bsky.socialNathan Goldwag @goldwagnathan.bsky.social · 06/11/2025Median American voter believes that the mayor of the largest city in the country is a terrorist, and also doesn't particularly care. 1322
Reposted by @gogetshinebox.bsky.socialMichael Cruickshank @cruickshank.bsky.social · 25/09/2025My personal favourite from the genre. 0143
Reposted by @gogetshinebox.bsky.socialJon Bois @jonbois.bsky.social · 10/09/2025in a proper functioning democracy, every election would have a guy who wears the same red beret literally everywhere, to the point where nobody knows what he looks like without it. he should be referred to in the constitution as Hat Guy. if you ever poll below Hat Guy you must end your campaign 251243133
Reposted by @gogetshinebox.bsky.socialSolomon @solomonrmissouri.com · 10/07/2025No one hates Ken Paxton more than Angela www.texastribune.org/2025/07/10/a...texastribune.orgSen. Angela Paxton files for divorce from Attorney General Ken PaxtonIn a statement, Angela Paxton said she moved to end her 38-year marriage “on biblical grounds,” citing “recent discoveries.” 44853118
Reposted by @gogetshinebox.bsky.socialLOWρUFO 🇺🇦🇵🇸🌍 @lowrhoufo.bsky.social · 05/07/2025I do not like this man 116139470
Reposted by @gogetshinebox.bsky.socialSam @samd.bsky.social · 12/06/2025someone alert Jake Tapper 321017
Reposted by @gogetshinebox.bsky.socialDave Levitan @davelevitan.bsky.social · 30/04/2024ISAAC CHOTINER: It’s just interesting, because my understanding is that you had a pretty good opportunity to destroy the one ring. ISILDUR: No, that’s not— IC: O.K. I: You have to appreciate what was happening. IC: Right. You’re in Mt Doom with the ring— I: Sauron was right there! IC: Sure. 5908205
Reposted by @gogetshinebox.bsky.socialSharon 🪳🌹 @sharonk.bsky.social · 13/03/2025i remember how fucking stupid it was 2280686
Reposted by @gogetshinebox.bsky.socialAdam Serwer @adamserwer.bsky.social · 11/03/2025These guys will be like “it’s a simple fact” and the “fact” is just an extremely racist opinion 641632
Reposted by @gogetshinebox.bsky.socialrev. howard arson @theophite.bsky.social · 05/03/2025one small schadenfreude joy is that donald trump correctly understands that john roberts is a trusted subordinate who is willing to perform acts of corruption on his behalf and treats him that way in public, not understanding that this is humiliating 131190163
Reposted by @gogetshinebox.bsky.socialGovernor JB Pritzker @govpritzker.illinois.gov · 28/02/2025President Trump’s simpering fealty to Vladimir Putin and Russia is embarrassing and dangerous. Illinois stands with Ukraine, and so should the White House.apnews.comLive updates: Trump cuts short talks with Ukraine’s Zelenskyy after Oval Office blow upUkrainian President Volodymyr Zelenskyy met with President Donald Trump in Washington, seeking backing for Ukraine's security against any future Russian aggression. 646246384554
Reposted by @gogetshinebox.bsky.socialZeddy @zeddary.bsky.social · 21/02/2025KAMALA HARRIS: you didn't just fall out of a coconut tree... MEDIAN SWING VOTER: yes I fucking did how dare you 13933177
Reposted by @gogetshinebox.bsky.socialdave @gloomfather.bsky.social · 06/02/2025Hey man sorry to hear about all your political turmoil. Would it help if I scrolled around on the computer all day and drove myself insane? 156153082424
Reposted by @gogetshinebox.bsky.socialJames @gravitysra1nbow.bsky.social · 06/02/2025D O I T F O R H I M 238954
Reposted by @gogetshinebox.bsky.socialHemry, Local Bartender @bartenderhemry.bsky.social · 02/02/2025We need an AA for pseudo-intellectuals. Just a regular meeting where these dumbasses can talk about how easily duped they are in a safe space where no one can steal their wallets or have weirdly-named kids with them 1548
Reposted by @gogetshinebox.bsky.socialMatt Pearce @mattdpearce.com · 30/01/2025had to look this up to make sure it was real www.whitehouse.gov/fact-sheets/... 25347781740
gogetshinebox.bsky.social @gogetshinebox.bsky.social · 28/01/2025DeepSeek wants to talk about something else #DeepSeek #AI 020
Reposted by @gogetshinebox.bsky.socialIan Boudreau @ianboudreau.com · 16/01/2025When you see drawings like this you know the New York Times has just talked to a group of huge dipshits 682190226
Reposted by @gogetshinebox.bsky.socialDisco Elysium Quotes @discoelysiumbot.bsky.social · 12/01/2025ENCYCLOPEDIA - Your mangled brain would like you to know there is a boxer called Contact Mike. YOU - Yeah? Any news on my wife's name? How about my mother? ENCYCLOPEDIA - Nope. 010643
Reposted by @gogetshinebox.bsky.socialBARO @baro.bsky.social · 06/01/2025Sorry, neighbourhood character is defined and locked in place only when I, the main character, moved in. All change previous to that was fine because it was leading up to my glorious arrival. Now it's done, so lock it down. 228711
Reposted by @gogetshinebox.bsky.socialPeter @notalawyer.bsky.social · 06/01/2025this is pretty interesting. the Post is trying to launder Trump’s extremism, but Trump refuses to believe they’re trying to help him, so he pushes back. 24999165
Reposted by @gogetshinebox.bsky.socialTom Scocca @tomscocca.bsky.social · 04/01/2025Two disturbed guys rent trucks and commit public acts of violence to deliver explicit ideological messages: one gets the scare story about who radicalized him, the other gets a sympathetic, nonpolitical account of his trauma 13160122018
Reposted by @gogetshinebox.bsky.socialBrendel @brendelbored.bsky.social · 30/12/2024I love this website 503563220
Reposted by @gogetshinebox.bsky.socialThe thread o’ tweets @threadotweets.bsky.social · 30/12/2024 5824119
Reposted by @gogetshinebox.bsky.social🎃GHOULLIKEHELLMACHINE🎃 @golikehellmachine.com · 13/11/2024there are a lot of reasons that incoming presidents don't announce their cabinet choices this far in advance, and one of them is that you're giving opponents an incredible gift of time to dig up dirt 61297
